Howdy!

Our home room class got a new class mascot! It's a sugar glider, and we named him Mr. Cuddlesworth. Well, a couple of kids wanted to name him Li'l Wemberly "Dive Bar" Montague, but Mrs. O'Connor stepped in.

Since my last letter, I've gotten obsessed with collecting model airplanes. It's pretty hard, but it's definitely more fun than raising flowers like I was doing before.

After school, I usually hang out with my friends, unless they ask me if I want to do drugs. Then I say, "I like you, but I don't like drugs. Let's play hopscotch instead!" That usually cures my problem of having any friends.

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