Life here is the same as it ever was. Every morning, I have to feed my little sister before I can eat breakfast. Usually, I have a big plate of deep-fried pig knuckles with a side of rhubarb, and wash it down with a glass of Mountain Stream.

Guess what -- me and Hank solved the Mystery of The Haunted Creek! It turns out Old Man McCormick was dressing up as a zombie to try to trick Mrs. Campbell out of her heirloom jewels. He said he'd have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for our meddling.