We had to dissect a canary gall bladder in science class today. It was pretty disgusting, especially after I dared Stevie Holder to eat part of it and he totally did.

So there's this new kid in school, Donny "The Knickerbocker" Adams, and he says his dad's a real-live hobo from the Kingdom of Loathing! Have you ever fought any hobos? I'll bet I could take a hobo if I had to. I mean, if I really totally had to. Especially if I could bring my favorite Pokëmann, Hoboking.