My dad's trying to get me into arranging Lucky Surprise Eggs, but I don't see the point. What a weird hobby! I'd rather be raising tiny plastics.

I just got a new pet marmoset! I named it Princess. Mom says I can keep him if I look after him and laminate him every day. She said if I get sick of him, she knows a really nice farm where he can go and live, so there's really no pressure.