I hope your arse has been freshly washed. (My grandma made me write that.)

Yesterday we went exploring in the condemned factory over by Old Man Hendricks's farm. He got mad and yelled at us for trespassing, but we managed to grab a neat gold protractor before we left.

My friends are all going nuts about raising weird vintage postcards, but I'd rather spend my time reading comics. The new issue of The Inscrutable Wizard vs. The Bobcat Gang just came out!

Another!