Me and Jeffy and Mickey are building this awesome fort out in the woods. We just found a whole buttload of burned-out fluorescent light tubes, so we're going to use that to make it super-killer.

Todd Montague keeps talking about arranging Lucky Surprise Eggs. Who does that anymore? That was AGES ago! Nowadays everyone is braiding iron filings. What do they do for fun where you live? Maybe that'll be the next big thing over here!