Our home room class got a new class mascot! It's a dog, and we named him Whiskers. Well, a couple of kids wanted to name him Lord Kelly "The Elbow" Benedict, but Mrs. Stanley stepped in.

Today Wally Cash came over after school and I showed him my pet Vietnamese pot-bellied pig, Mrs. Cuddlesworth. He said that was a dumb name and said I should've named it Cutesworth, but what does he know? He named his pet cat Cuddleface, and that's just ridiculous.