I hope that your wife is fresh as the morning dew. (I learned that in school!)

Our home room class got a new class mascot! It's a Vietnamese pot-bellied pig, and we named him Checkers. Well, a couple of kids wanted to name him Sir Gavin "Submarine" Belvedere, but Mrs. Reid stepped in.

There's a new afterschool club for applying decals to Lucky Surprise Eggs. I think I might join it. I mean, I'm not really into that stuff, but Ashleigh Blanchard is a member, and I figure maybe if I get there early I could sit next to her.

Mom made cocktail weenies for dinner again. Yuck! She said I couldn't go play Mass Snake 2 until I'd cleaned my plate, so I had to choke it down. When I grow up I'm just gonna eat Sweet Curry Nuggets for every meal!

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