Today at school Mrs. Morrison taught us all about stealing a knife. I was pretty neat at it.

I just read a bunch of manuals about tanning rabbits, and can't wait to try it!

My buddies and I joined an after-school rollerball team. Oh, I think you call it "duck, duck, goose" over there, is that right? How confusing. Anyway, my mom says I spend way too much time playing video games (I like Assassin's Warfare 3 the best), so I have to play outside so I don't get fat. Whatever! I only weigh 3055 candygrams. I'm not sure how that converts to whatever weight you guys use.