The other day me and Donny were playing Hunt the Monopod over by the abandoned mineshaft and he said he thought he saw a mummy. I told him they weren't real, and he got this weird look in his eyes and said "Oh, they're real. They're real, all right. You'll find out soon enough."

Me and Todd and Ronnie are building this awesome fort out in the woods. We just found a whole buttload of construction debris, so we're going to use that to make it super-swell.