Arr, Matey. (That's how I'd say hi if I were a pirate.)

All of my friends are getting into selling wool hats, but I think it's just a fad.

Life here is the same as it ever was. Every morning, I have to rake my little sister before I can eat breakfast. Usually, I have a big plate of hamburger rolls with a side of pig knuckles, and wash it down with a glass of blue milk.

Another!