I still have to brush the rabbit hutch to earn my allowance, and I usually blow it on comic books and bubble gum. My favorite comic right now is The Mighty Cain Black -- I can't believe the stuff he gets up to every month!

The other day me and Matty were playing badminton over by the condemned quarry and he said he thought he saw a zombie. I told him they weren't real, and he got this weird look in his eyes and said "Oh, they're real. They're real, all right. You'll find out soon enough."