We had to write a book report for school, so I did mine on issue 1.5 of Sergeant Brock Hardy. It's my favorite one coz it's the first appearance of The Blasphemous Squadron. Mrs. McFadden said that wasn't appropriate material for a book report and gave me a D. She's just jealous coz all the books she has to read are really boring! I bet she's never even heard of The Improbable Mastermind!

Patty Miller asked me to go to the Sladie Thompkins dance with her. I haven't decided. She's alright, I guess. She's funny, and kind of cute. It's better than not being asked at all. I'd rather go with Serenity Pennington, but she's going out Mr. Bigshot Quidditch star Declan Callahan, so fat chance of that. He thinks he's so cool, but he's a huge jerk. I don't know what she sees in him.