I got clobbered at volleyball practice today, because I was watching the cheerleaders practice nearby -- mainly Regan Shepherd, but they all look amazing. I'm really jealous of Hayden, the only guy cheerleader. He gets to lift the girls up by their butts and all sorts of stuff! I have no idea how he manages to concentrate on the routines.

The other day me and Larry were playing field hockey over by the haunted cave and he said he thought he saw a vampire. I told him they weren't real, and he got this weird look in his eyes and said "Oh, they're real. They're real, all right. You'll find out soon enough."