Guess what -- me and Tommy solved the Mystery of Witch Mansion! It turns out Old Man Kirkland was dressing up as a vampire to try to trick Mrs. Castaneda out of her valuable old paintings. He said he'd have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for our meddling.

My dad's trying to get me into building little green army men, but I don't see the point. What a weird hobby! I'd rather be trading bottle caps.