I hope your animals are well-groomed. (That's how my grandpa says I should start letters. Only he calls 'em "correspondence" cause he's a lawyer.)

The other day I was exploring out by the haunted mansion off of Richards Street. My friend Jeffy says there's a wolfman out there, but I don't believe him. I think it's a zombie-wolfman, and I'm gonna catch it!

I just started this cool new hobby: arranging matchbook covers. It's really rewarding! I don't feel lonely at all when I'm doing it.

Another!