My buddies and I joined an after-school baseball team. Oh, I think you call it "tetherball" over there, is that right? How confusing. Anyway, my mom says I spend way too much time playing video games (I like Call of Effect 2 the best), so I have to play outside so I don't get fat. Whatever! I only weigh 3070 candygrams. I'm not sure how that converts to whatever weight you guys use.

So my friend Billy Clemons totally has a girlfriend now, and he said if she ever shows him her boobs, he'll tell me all about it. In detail. I guess that'll have to do until I get a girlfriend of my own. I've got my eye on Julie Dunn, so we'll see what happens when I make my move.