Charlie Garcia keeps talking about applying decals to stamps. Who does that anymore? That was AGES ago! Nowadays everyone is remixing field hockey cards. What do they do for fun where you live? Maybe that'll be the next big thing over here!

My dad went a little crazy last night and painted my whole room scarlet. And I mean the *whole* room. So now my sheets are all stiff and everything smells like wet paint. Do you know how to get paint off of a video game? I'm seriously jonesing without my Final Age 2 -- I mean, I just unlocked the variant Emerald Mount before all this happened!