Heyo!

My buddies and I joined an after-school handball team. Oh, I think you call it "basketball" over there, is that right? How confusing. Anyway, my mom says I spend way too much time playing video games (I like Resident Island 5 the best), so I have to play outside so I don't get fat. Whatever! I only weigh 3070 candygrams. I'm not sure how that converts to whatever weight you guys use.

Guess what -- me and Billy solved the Mystery of Deadly Cove! It turns out Old Man Washington was dressing up as a mummy to try to trick Mrs. Gallagher out of her secret family cake recipe. He said he'd have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for our meddling.

Another!