My buddies and I joined an after-school foursquare team. Oh, I think you call it "billiards" over there, is that right? How confusing. Anyway, my mom says I spend way too much time playing video games (I like Splatter White 2 the best), so I have to play outside so I don't get fat. Whatever! I only weigh 2000 candygrams. I'm not sure how that converts to whatever weight you guys use.

Margie Burch asked me to go to the Sladie Thompkins dance with her. I haven't decided. She's alright, I guess. She's funny, and kind of cute. It's better than not being asked at all. I'd rather go with Genesis Hendricks, but she's going out Mr. Bigshot Hunt the Monopod star Declan Stafford, so fat chance of that. He thinks he's so cool, but he's a huge jerk. I don't know what she sees in him.