Last weekend a bunch of us camped out overnight in our fort. We made a throne out of razor wire for the Frightmaster to sit on, and took turns sitting on it and telling scary stories with a flashlight under our face. Johnny told one about a ghost named Vlad who haunted the guy who stole his blue kidney. Bobby was so scared he peed in his sleeping bag. It was totally tubular.

My friends are all going nuts about raising ships in a bottle, but I'd rather spend my time reading comics. The new issue of The Impossible Adventures of Trolls vs. The Pirate Fist just came out!