We had to write a book report for school, so I did mine on issue 7 of The Mighty Trace Payne. It's my favorite one coz it's the first appearance of The Lemur Sorceress. Mrs. Washington said that wasn't appropriate material for a book report and gave me a D. She's just jealous coz all the books she has to read are really boring! I bet she's never even heard of The Pistol-Packing Armageddon!

I got clobbered at ultimate frisbee practice today, because I was watching the cheerleaders practice nearby -- mainly Morgan Castillo, but they all look amazing. I'm really jealous of Aiden, the only guy cheerleader. He gets to lift the girls up by their butts and all sorts of stuff! I have no idea how he manages to concentrate on the routines.

Mom kept pestering me to shine the furnace while I was playing Zombie Creed 8 today. I tried to tell her I was in the middle of a boss fight, but she made me do it anyway. She said "In for a penny, try, try again." I have no idea what she's talking about when she says stuff like that. Sometimes I wonder if I'm adopted.