The other day, me and Timmy went out to the abandoned factory by my house to look for treasure. It was scary! We had to run away from a bunch of angry hobos, and I scraped my knee up pretty bad, but it was worth it, because we found a cool iron necklace!

My friends are all going nuts about raising lace doilies, but I'd rather spend my time reading comics. The new issue of Alternate-Universe Barbarian vs. The Lightning Lads just came out!