My dad went a little crazy last night and painted my whole room viridian. And I mean the *whole* room. So now my sheets are all stiff and everything smells like wet paint. Do you know how to get paint off of a video game? I'm seriously jonesing without my Final Ridge 2 -- I mean, I just unlocked the variant Amber Mount before all this happened!

So there's this new kid in school, Todd "Smooth Operator" Wood, and he says his dad's a real-live hobo from the Kingdom of Loathing! Have you ever fought any hobos? I'll bet I could take a hobo if I had to. I mean, if I really totally had to. Especially if I could bring my favorite Pokëmann, Duck.