My dad went a little crazy last night and painted my whole room rose. And I mean the *whole* room. So now my sheets are all stiff and everything smells like wet paint. Do you know how to get paint off of a video game? I'm seriously jonesing without my Final Evil 1.5 -- I mean, I just unlocked the variant Emerald Mount before all this happened!

My mom says I should hang out with the new kid at school. His name's Jayden Thomas, if you can believe it. His mom packs him these weird organic lunches and when he gets close to peanuts, he swells up like a balloon. It's kind of a cool trick. I dunno. He's kind of a Poindexter, but I'm trying. I even traded him my open-faced cucumbers at lunch yesterday for one of his gluten-free vegetable protein smoothies. I should get a medal.