My dad went a little crazy last night and painted my whole room mustard. And I mean the *whole* room. So now my sheets are all stiff and everything smells like wet paint. Do you know how to get paint off of a video game? I'm seriously jonesing without my Solid Snake 12 -- I mean, I just unlocked the variant Amber Mount before all this happened!

Today we were sitting around the fort and Vinnie said we should do a raid on the fort that the kids from the other side of town made. It sounded like a good idea until Robby pointed out that Big Ricky is in their gang. That took the wind out of our sails pretty quick! That guy is HUGE, and I bet he has to shave like twice a day. So we built an iron portcullis in case they decide to raid us.