The other day I was exploring out by the old scary old factory off of Schroeder Street. My friend Joey says there's a skeleton out there, but I don't believe him. I think it's a vampire-skeleton, and I'm gonna catch it!

Me and Chuckie and Stevie are building this awesome fort out in the woods. We just found a whole buttload of old tires, so we're going to use that to make it super-awesome.