Mom made pressed eggplant for dinner again. Yuck! She said I couldn't go play Assassin's Steel 8 until I'd cleaned my plate, so I had to choke it down. When I grow up I'm just gonna eat Wasabi Soy Balls for every meal!

Guess what -- me and Nate solved the Mystery of Pirate's Cove! It turns out Old Man McIntyre was dressing up as a werewolf to try to trick Mrs. Peterson out of her collection of antiques. He said he'd have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for our meddling.