Today at school Mrs. Harrison taught us all about crocheting a pair of tongs. I was pretty radical at it.

Me and Vinnie and Margie were out in the woods looking for more sticks for our wicked fort and you'll never guess what we saw! Go ahead, guess! Oh, right. Anyway, we saw a dead body. I poked it with a stick, and it turned over, and we all ran and ran. I guess we ought to call the cops, but I figure they'll find him eventually anyway.