My mom says I'm playing too many video games and getting too fat. So now when I get home from school, I have to play hopscotch for an hour before she'll let me in the house. I told her that all of my friends are way fatter than I am, and you know what she said? She said, "In for a penny, Mohammed will go to the mountain." I mean, what does that even mean?

Guess what -- me and Joey solved the Mystery of The Haunted Cove! It turns out Old Man Fletcher was dressing up as a skeleton to try to trick Mrs. Calderon out of her collection of antiques. He said he'd have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for our meddling.