We had some guy from the college come today and talk about pledging Lambda Kappa Pi, the big fraternity over there. I said I had enough friends without buying any, which was pretty funny, until he said he could tell that wasn't true just looking at me. It would've been okay if my former best friend Willy Stephens had stuck up for me. Whatever. I have friends! I've got you, anyway.

Patty came by the fort today and asked to come in, but Tommy said she should go brush her pet earwig instead. She got real mad, but what do you expect? The signs clearly state "NO GIRLS ALLOWED". (Well, except for Cindy, but she's basically one of the guys so she gets an exception.)