I got clobbered at foursquare practice today, because I was watching the cheerleaders practice nearby -- mainly Nevaeh Donaldson, but they all look amazing. I'm really jealous of Declan, the only guy cheerleader. He gets to lift the girls up by their butts and all sorts of stuff! I have no idea how he manages to concentrate on the routines.

So my friend Hank Horne totally has a girlfriend now, and he said if she ever shows him her boobs, he'll tell me all about it. In detail. I guess that'll have to do until I get a girlfriend of my own. I've got my eye on Cindy-Lou Brown, so we'll see what happens when I make my move.