My dad's trying to get me into applying decals to bottlecaps, but I don't see the point. What a weird hobby! I'd rather be raising lace doilies.

My dad went a little crazy last night and painted my whole room olive. And I mean the *whole* room. So now my sheets are all stiff and everything smells like wet paint. Do you know how to get paint off of a video game? I'm seriously jonesing without my Dragon Warfare 6 -- I mean, I just unlocked the variant Topaz Mount before all this happened!