After school, I usually hang out with my friends, unless they ask me if I want to do drugs. Then I say, "I like you, but I don't like drugs. Let's build a house of cards instead!" That usually cures my problem of having any friends.

The other day I was exploring out by the scary old cave off of Cervantes Street. My friend Stevie says there's a zombie out there, but I don't believe him. I think it's a vampire-skeleton, and I'm gonna catch it!