My dad went a little crazy last night and painted my whole room beige. And I mean the *whole* room. So now my sheets are all stiff and everything smells like wet paint. Do you know how to get paint off of a video game? I'm seriously jonesing without my Steel Age 13 -- I mean, I just unlocked the variant Topaz Mount before all this happened!

That big bully Johnny Spitzner took my lunch money and tore up my copy of Weird Agamemnon Slade and the Solar Sorceress today. I hate him so much! Mr. Stephens says if you ignore a bully, he'll lose interest. My dad says that's a crock of bullcrap (except he didn't say bullcrap, he said a bad word) and that the only way to deal with a bully is to smash his skull in. He's really big though! Maybe I should take some findel-fu lessons.