| Greetings from Distant Lands! We had a math test at school today. Even though I studied for a good 13 hours, I still only got a C on it. It sucks, because my Dad said if I got an A, he would buy me a bag of my favorite candy, Sweet Licorice Snakes. Oh, well. I got clobbered at football practice today, because I was watching the cheerleaders practice nearby -- mainly Ainsleigh Hendricks, but they all look amazing. I'm really jealous of Reed, the only guy cheerleader. He gets to lift the girls up by their butts and all sorts of stuff! I have no idea how he manages to concentrate on the routines. I still have to mop the table to earn my allowance, and I usually blow it on comic books and bubble gum. My favorite comic right now is The Extraordinary Mitch Crypt -- I can't believe the stuff he gets up to every month! |