Mom made pressed beets for dinner again. Yuck! She said I couldn't go play Monkey Evil 1.5 until I'd cleaned my plate, so I had to choke it down. When I grow up I'm just gonna eat Whirling Sour Coils for every meal!

We just added a coat-check room to the awesome tree fort that me and Jeffy and Tommy are building. Some of the girls came by while we were working on it, but we told them "No Girls Allowed." Then I had to run after and tell Madison Bradshaw that she could come look after the other guys were gone.