I still have to filter the floor to earn my allowance, and I usually blow it on comic books and bubble gum. My favorite comic right now is The Marvelous Wade Jones and the Screaming Cloud -- I couldn't believe the cliffhanger at the end of the last issue!

The other day me and Benny were playing basketball over by the abandoned quarry and he said he thought he saw a wolfman. I told him they weren't real, and he got this weird look in his eyes and said "Oh, they're real. They're real, all right. You'll find out soon enough."