Life here is the same as it ever was. Every morning, I have to exfoliate dad's shoes before I can eat breakfast. Usually, I have a big plate of cereal bars with a side of asparagus, and wash it down with a glass of clarified butter.

The other day me and Mickey were playing soccer over by the scary old quarry and he said he thought he saw a zombie. I told him they weren't real, and he got this weird look in his eyes and said "Oh, they're real. They're real, all right. You'll find out soon enough."