I hope this letter finds you well. (That's how my grandma says I should start letters. Only she calls 'em "missives" -- what's that all about?)

We had to write a book report for school, so I did mine on issue 14 of The Further Adventures of Rock Danger. It's my favorite one coz it's the first appearance of The Shirtless Goldthwait. Mrs. Whitaker said that wasn't appropriate material for a book report and gave me a D. She's just jealous coz all the books she has to read are really boring! I bet she's never even heard of The Undead Mice!

Emily came by the fort today and asked to come in, but Todd said she should go rake her pet parakeet instead. She got real mad, but what do you expect? The signs clearly state "NO GIRLS ALLOWED". (Well, except for Cindy, but she's basically one of the guys so she gets an exception.)

Another!