I just got a new pet goldfish! I named it Mr. Cutesworth. Mom says I can keep him if I look after him and wash him every day. She said if I get sick of him, she knows a really nice farm where he can go and live, so there's really no pressure.

The other day I was exploring out by the abandoned cave off of Cunningham Street. My friend Jack says there's a wolfman out there, but I don't believe him. I think it's a ghost-mummy, and I'm gonna catch it!