My buddies and I joined an after-school kickball team. Oh, I think you call it "dodgeball" over there, is that right? How confusing. Anyway, my mom says I spend way too much time playing video games (I like Zombie Effect 8 the best), so I have to play outside so I don't get fat. Whatever! I only weigh 2000 candygrams. I'm not sure how that converts to whatever weight you guys use.

The other day I was exploring out by the old spooky cave off of Griffith Street. My friend Willy says there's a werewolf out there, but I don't believe him. I think it's a zombie-wolfman, and I'm gonna catch it!