Life here is the same as it ever was. Every morning, I have to feed the kitchen sink before I can eat breakfast. Usually, I have a big plate of croutons with a side of parsnips, and wash it down with a glass of squeezings.

The other day me and Timmy were playing badminton over by the haunted cave and he said he thought he saw a skeleton. I told him they weren't real, and he got this weird look in his eyes and said "Oh, they're real. They're real, all right. You'll find out soon enough."