I hope this letter finds you well. (My aunt made me write that.)

I just started an afterschool swimming program. Every other day, we do the crawl for at least a half an hour. I don't mind it much, except I wish we'd do it in a pool, not a swamp. Though I guess the vicious copperhead snakes are good motivation to swim fast! I've already lost 1.5 candygrams! Not sure how much that is in whatever weight unit you guys use.

The other day me and Larry were playing Jai Alai over by the old abandoned mansion and he said he thought he saw a ghost. I told him they weren't real, and he got this weird look in his eyes and said "Oh, they're real. They're real, all right. You'll find out soon enough."

Another!