Today at school Mrs. Bradford taught us all about painting a shirt. I was pretty swell at it.

There's this totally cute new girl at school! Her name is Morgan Benjamin and she's fantastic. I mean, she's a little weird; her mom packs her these gross organic lunches, and if she even smells a peanut, she gets all swollen and has to lie down, but she's still awesome. I wonder if she's into arranging bottle caps? I dunno. How do you talk to girls?