I still have to depilitate the windows to earn my allowance, and I usually blow it on comic books and bubble gum. My favorite comic right now is The Astonishing Ricky Young and the Quantum Swarm -- I couldn't believe the cliffhanger at the end of the last issue!

So there's this new kid in school, Georgie "The Kitten" Baxter, and he says his dad's a real-live hobo from the Kingdom of Loathing! Have you ever fought any hobos? I'll bet I could take a hobo if I had to. I mean, if I really totally had to. Especially if I could bring my favorite Pokëmann, Porkachu.