We had to take a physical fitness test in school today. It sucked! I had to run laps until I felt like my liver was going to explode, and then I couldn't do any pull-ups and Coach Nicholson called me a screw-up. I'll bet he's just mad that he didn't make the ultimate frisbee team when he was in school, the jerk.

Yesterday, we found a ton of empty beer kegs for our killer fort. Mikey said we should use them to make a new coat-check room, but I'd rather build a hedge maze. We're putting it to a vote before the tribunal next week.