Mikey Rutgers keeps talking about raising chickens. Who does that anymore? That was AGES ago! Nowadays everyone is remixing stamps. What do they do for fun where you live? Maybe that'll be the next big thing over here!

Life here is the same as it ever was. Every morning, I have to shine my room before I can eat breakfast. Usually, I have a big plate of mutton vindaloo with a side of eggplant, and wash it down with a glass of squeezings.