We had to dissect a pig kidney in science class today. It was pretty disgusting, especially after I dared Timmy Rivera to eat part of it and he totally did.

I just started an afterschool swimming program. Every other day, we do the turmagant for at least a half an hour. I don't mind it much, except I wish we'd do it in a pool, not a swamp. Though I guess the vicious rabid beavers are good motivation to swim fast! I've already lost 11 candygrams! Not sure how much that is in whatever weight unit you guys use.

My dad went a little crazy last night and painted my whole room ultramarine. And I mean the *whole* room. So now my sheets are all stiff and everything smells like wet paint. Do you know how to get paint off of a video game? I'm seriously jonesing without my Resident Iron 7 -- I mean, I just unlocked the variant Amethyst Mount before all this happened!