There's a new afterschool club for applying decals to chickens. I think I might join it. I mean, I'm not really into that stuff, but Genesis Fletcher is a member, and I figure maybe if I get there early I could sit next to her.

Guess what -- me and Charlie solved the Mystery of The Haunted Woods! It turns out Old Man Cummings was dressing up as a zombie to try to trick Mrs. Espinoza out of her heirloom jewels. He said he'd have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for our meddling.