Coach Clements made us all take an extra shower after gym class today. Sometimes I wonder about that guy.

So there's this new kid in school, Andy "Slow Dance" Vargas, and he says his dad's a real-live hobo from the Kingdom of Loathing! Have you ever fought any hobos? I'll bet I could take a hobo if I had to. I mean, if I really totally had to. Especially if I could bring my favorite Pokëmann, Kagosan.