My buddies and I joined an after-school handball team. Oh, I think you call it "basketball" over there, is that right? How confusing. Anyway, my mom says I spend way too much time playing video games (I like Resident Island 5 the best), so I have to play outside so I don't get fat. Whatever! I only weigh 3070 candygrams. I'm not sure how that converts to whatever weight you guys use.

Guess what -- me and Billy solved the Mystery of Deadly Cove! It turns out Old Man Washington was dressing up as a mummy to try to trick Mrs. Gallagher out of her secret family cake recipe. He said he'd have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for our meddling.