Today at school Mrs. McDaniel taught us all about crocheting a tennis racket. I was pretty good at it.

So there's this new kid in school, Wally "The Elbow" Suarez, and he says his dad's a real-live hobo from the Kingdom of Loathing! Have you ever fought any hobos? I'll bet I could take a hobo if I had to. I mean, if I really totally had to. Especially if I could bring my favorite Pokëmann, Twitter.