Today at school Mrs. Jacobson taught us all about boycotting a toilet seat. I was pretty radical at it.

My friends are all going nuts about painting model ships, but I'd rather spend my time reading comics. The new issue of The Adventures of Barbarian vs. The Undead Legion just came out!

I got clobbered at golf practice today, because I was watching the cheerleaders practice nearby -- mainly Veronica Contreras, but they all look amazing. I'm really jealous of Hayden, the only guy cheerleader. He gets to lift the girls up by their butts and all sorts of stuff! I have no idea how he manages to concentrate on the routines.