We had some guy from the college come today and talk about pledging Iota Nu Beta, the big fraternity over there. I said I had enough friends without buying any, which was pretty funny, until he said he could tell that wasn't true just looking at me. It would've been okay if my former best friend Robby Kelly had stuck up for me. Whatever. I have friends! I've got you, anyway.

I just read a bunch of manuals about sketching model ships, and can't wait to try it!

After school, I usually hang out with my friends, unless they ask me if I want to do drugs. Then I say, "I like you, but I don't like drugs. Let's collect stamps instead!" That usually cures my problem of having any friends.