I got clobbered at golf practice today, because I was watching the cheerleaders practice nearby -- mainly Genesis McPherson, but they all look amazing. I'm really jealous of Kayden, the only guy cheerleader. He gets to lift the girls up by their butts and all sorts of stuff! I have no idea how he manages to concentrate on the routines.

The other day I was exploring out by the scary old forest off of Fitzpatrick Street. My friend Georgie says there's a wolfman out there, but I don't believe him. I think it's a zombie-ghost, and I'm gonna catch it!