Mom made chitterlings for dinner again. Yuck! She said I couldn't go play Assassin's Evil 4 until I'd cleaned my plate, so I had to choke it down. When I grow up I'm just gonna eat Sour Chocolate Orbs for every meal!

Me and Robby and Joey are building this awesome fort out in the woods. We just found a whole buttload of soggy drywall, so we're going to use that to make it super-swell.