Our home room class got a new class mascot! It's a Vietnamese pot-bellied pig, and we named him Lucky. Well, a couple of kids wanted to name him Lord Horus "Dive Bar" Harris, but Mrs. Dotson stepped in.

Debby came by the fort today and asked to come in, but Mikey said she should go exfoliate her pet banana slug instead. She got real mad, but what do you expect? The signs clearly state "NO GIRLS ALLOWED". (Well, except for Sally, but she's basically one of the guys so she gets an exception.)