We had a math test at school today. Even though I studied for a good 7 hours, I still only got a C on it. It sucks, because my Dad said if I got an A, he would buy me a bag of my favorite candy, Taffy Spearmint Shrapnel. Oh, well.

My friends are all going nuts about upcycling tetherball cards, but I'd rather spend my time reading comics. The new issue of The Astonishing Witch vs. The Ancient Friends just came out!

After school today, I went down to the corner store to buy some Frosted Bobcat Twigs and the new issue of The Amazing Raph Black vs. the Screaming Owls, but it turned out I didn't have any money! Mom won't give me an advance on my allowance unless I filter the floor. My life is a lie.