Arr, Matey. (That's how I'd say hi if I were a pirate.)

My friends are all going nuts about braiding iron filings, but I'd rather spend my time reading comics. The new issue of The Incredible Necromancer vs. The Singing Noise just came out!

Are you good at video games? I can't beat Area 11-9 of Space Age 10. It's got platforms that disappear and too many turrets and IF you make it to the boss he shoots you with missiles and if he kills you, you have to go all the way back to the beginning! Arrrrrrrrrgh!! Mom heard me yelling at it and said if I wasn't having fun I should stop playing. Parents just don't understand video games!

Another!