There's a new afterschool club for stealing rabbits. I think I might join it. I mean, I'm not really into that stuff, but Riley McCarthy is a member, and I figure maybe if I get there early I could sit next to her.

My mom says I should hang out with the new kid at school. His name's Avery Shafer, if you can believe it. His mom packs him these weird organic lunches and when he gets close to peanuts, he swells up like a balloon. It's kind of a cool trick. I dunno. He's kind of a Poindexter, but I'm trying. I even traded him my boiled broccoli at lunch yesterday for one of his gluten-free vegetable protein smoothies. I should get a medal.