We had to dissect a shark thyroid in science class today. It was pretty disgusting, especially after I dared Pauly Kim to eat part of it and he totally did.

Abby came by the fort today and asked to come in, but Freddy said she should go wash her pet tarantula instead. She got real mad, but what do you expect? The signs clearly state "NO GIRLS ALLOWED". (Well, except for Patty, but she's basically one of the guys so she gets an exception.)