Mom made soda bread for dinner again. Yuck! She said I couldn't go play Solid Black 1.5 until I'd cleaned my plate, so I had to choke it down. When I grow up I'm just gonna eat Basted Soy Gum for every meal!

The other day, me and Joey went out to the old old abandoned factory by my house to look for treasure. It was scary! We had to run away from a bunch of angry wolves, and I scraped my knee up pretty bad, but it was worth it, because we found a cool iron ring!