Mom made soda crackers for dinner again. Yuck! She said I couldn't go play Silent Hill 5 until I'd cleaned my plate, so I had to choke it down. When I grow up I'm just gonna eat Bitter Soy Lumps for every meal!

Yesterday we went exploring in the old scary old forest over by Old Man McKnight's farm. He got mad and yelled at us for trespassing, but we managed to grab a neat obsidian protractor before we left.