We had to write a book report for school, so I did mine on issue 11 of Two-Fisted Rock Sloan. It's my favorite one coz it's the first appearance of The Quantum Duo. Mrs. Randolph said that wasn't appropriate material for a book report and gave me a D. She's just jealous coz all the books she has to read are really boring! I bet she's never even heard of The Ineffable Sorceress!

Today we were sitting around the fort and Matty said we should do a raid on the fort that the kids from the other side of town made. It sounded like a good idea until Mickey pointed out that Big Vinnie is in their gang. That took the wind out of our sails pretty quick! That guy is HUGE, and I bet he has to shave like twice a day. So we built anti-personnel mines in case they decide to raid us.