How are things in the Kingdom of Loathing?

Me and Mickey and Allie were out in the woods looking for more sticks for our radical fort and you'll never guess what we saw! Go ahead, guess! Oh, right. Anyway, we saw a dead body. I poked it with a stick, and it turned over, and we all ran and ran. I guess we ought to call the cops, but I figure they'll find him eventually anyway.

Davey Easthouse keeps talking about applying decals to model robots. Who does that anymore? That was AGES ago! Nowadays everyone is trading matchbook covers. What do they do for fun where you live? Maybe that'll be the next big thing over here!

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