The other day me and Marky were playing miniature golf over by the spooky mansion and he said he thought he saw a mummy. I told him they weren't real, and he got this weird look in his eyes and said "Oh, they're real. They're real, all right. You'll find out soon enough."

Benny Stemple keeps talking about building ships in a bottle. Who does that anymore? That was AGES ago! Nowadays everyone is protesting rabbits. What do they do for fun where you live? Maybe that'll be the next big thing over here!