Coach Cunningham made us all take an extra shower after gym class today. Sometimes I wonder about that guy.

I just started this cool new hobby: sketching sweaters. I have to say, I'm pretty doing pretty nifty with it! Maybe I'll send you some photographs.

My mom says I'm playing too many video games and getting too fat. So now when I get home from school, I have to crack walnuts for an hour before she'll let me in the house. I told her that all of my friends are way fatter than I am, and you know what she said? She said, "You can lead a horse to water, the mice will play." I mean, what does that even mean?