My mom totally spied through all my stuff and took all of the best issues of The Baffling Tales of Saul and the Black Bats, can you believe it! I mean, sure, there's that scene where the guy gets his liver punched through with a railroad spike, but c'mon. I'm mature enough to handle that.

The other day I was exploring out by the condemned mineshaft off of McConnell Street. My friend Robby says there's a vampire out there, but I don't believe him. I think it's a wolfman-ghost, and I'm gonna catch it!