Today at school Mrs. Fernandez taught us all about arranging a table. I was pretty far-out at it.

You'll never guess what my buddy Matty Carver showed me after school today. He had this magazine that he said his dad keeps hidden under a mattress, and he totally stole it. So, he opens the magazine and there's this big fold-out poster in the middle, and... The poster was this big list of instructions for protesting catfish. I don't know why you'd hide a magazine like that, and I'm not sure why I was so disappointed. Go fig.