We had to dissect a cow larynx in science class today. It was pretty disgusting, especially after I dared Marty Frost to eat part of it and he totally did.

Today Donny Watts came over after school and I showed him my pet gerbil, Mrs. Cuddleface. He said that was a dumb name and said I should've named it Cuddlesworth, but what does he know? He named his pet marmoset Mr. Cuddles, and that's just ridiculous.