The other day, me and Stevie went out to the scary old mineshaft by my house to look for treasure. It was scary! We had to run away from a bunch of crazy hobos, and I scraped my knee up pretty bad, but it was worth it, because we found a cool iron coin!

My friends are all going nuts about selling golf cards, but I'd rather spend my time reading comics. The new issue of The Further Adventures of Princess vs. The Undead Commandos just came out!