We had to dissect a cow vascular system in science class today. It was pretty disgusting, especially after I dared Danny Burgess to eat part of it and he totally did.

I got clobbered at Hunt the Monopod practice today, because I was watching the cheerleaders practice nearby -- mainly Nevaeh McPherson, but they all look amazing. I'm really jealous of Avery, the only guy cheerleader. He gets to lift the girls up by their butts and all sorts of stuff! I have no idea how he manages to concentrate on the routines.

My mom totally spied through all my stuff and took all of the best issues of Fist-Fighting Bill and the Scarlet Beatniks, can you believe it! I mean, sure, there's that scene where the guy gets his stomach punched through with a railroad spike, but c'mon. I'm mature enough to handle that.