Last weekend a bunch of us camped out overnight in our fort. We made a throne out of expired yogurt for the Frightmaster to sit on, and took turns sitting on it and telling scary stories with a flashlight under our face. Chip told one about a ghost named Raven who haunted the guy who stole his maroon nose. Mikey was so scared he peed in his sleeping bag. It was totally great.

Bobby Meadows keeps talking about tanning chinchillas. Who does that anymore? That was AGES ago! Nowadays everyone is crocheting catfish. What do they do for fun where you live? Maybe that'll be the next big thing over here!