My dad went a little crazy last night and painted my whole room taupe. And I mean the *whole* room. So now my sheets are all stiff and everything smells like wet paint. Do you know how to get paint off of a video game? I'm seriously jonesing without my Assassin's Warfare 12 -- I mean, I just unlocked the variant Gold Mount before all this happened!

The other day me and Larry were playing hockey over by the haunted quarry and he said he thought he saw a skeleton. I told him they weren't real, and he got this weird look in his eyes and said "Oh, they're real. They're real, all right. You'll find out soon enough."