I still have to tidy the toilet to earn my allowance, and I usually blow it on comic books and bubble gum. My favorite comic right now is The Further Adventures of Nick Night -- I can't believe the stuff he gets up to every month!

Abby came by the fort today and asked to come in, but Chuckie said she should go wash her pet tarantula instead. She got real mad, but what do you expect? The signs clearly state "NO GIRLS ALLOWED". (Well, except for Jamie, but she's basically one of the guys so she gets an exception.)