My buddies and I joined an after-school football team. Oh, I think you call it "foursquare" over there, is that right? How confusing. Anyway, my mom says I spend way too much time playing video games (I like Devil White 2 the best), so I have to play outside so I don't get fat. Whatever! I only weigh 3090 candygrams. I'm not sure how that converts to whatever weight you guys use.

Yesterday I dared Vinnie Webb to throw a rock at Old Mr. Williams's house. I didn't think he'd do it, but he totally did! The old man came running out in a dirty old bathrobe, waving his cane and yelling. I didn't really hear what he said because I was running too hard, but it sounded like "Arrrrgh blargle blargle blargle!" It was really scary, I thought he was gonna kill us! He isn't a very fast runner though.