Today at school Mrs. Jefferson taught us all about arranging a compass. I was pretty nifty at it.

So my friend Ronnie Harrington totally has a girlfriend now, and he said if she ever shows him her boobs, he'll tell me all about it. In detail. I guess that'll have to do until I get a girlfriend of my own. I've got my eye on Margie Nipperus, so we'll see what happens when I make my move.