We had to take a physical fitness test in school today. It sucked! I had to run laps until I felt like my spleen was going to explode, and then I couldn't do any pull-ups and Coach Harris called me a lumpy-butt. I'll bet he's just mad that he didn't make the foursquare team when he was in school, the jerk.

I got clobbered at curling practice today, because I was watching the cheerleaders practice nearby -- mainly Autumn Whitfield, but they all look amazing. I'm really jealous of Brennen, the only guy cheerleader. He gets to lift the girls up by their butts and all sorts of stuff! I have no idea how he manages to concentrate on the routines.

I still have to depilitate the bathroom to earn my allowance, and I usually blow it on comic books and bubble gum. My favorite comic right now is The Legend of Norma Allen and the Furious Gang -- I couldn't believe the cliffhanger at the end of the last issue!