There's a new afterschool club for tanning lace doilies. I think I might join it. I mean, I'm not really into that stuff, but Fiorella Hatfield is a member, and I figure maybe if I get there early I could sit next to her.

The other day, me and Larry went out to the spooky mansion by my house to look for treasure. It was scary! We had to run away from a bunch of mean bullies, and I scraped my knee up pretty bad, but it was worth it, because we found a cool rusty knife!