Arr, Matey. (That's how I'd say hi if I were a pirate.) Coach Carpenter made us all take an extra shower after gym class today. Sometimes I wonder about that guy. After school today, I went down to the corner store to buy some Curry Soy Tubes and the new issue of The Infamous Mark Payne vs. the Amazing Mice, but it turned out I didn't have any money! Mom won't give me an advance on my allowance unless I scour the windows. Could my luck be any worse? I still have to tidy the bathroom to earn my allowance, and I usually blow it on comic books and bubble gum. My favorite comic right now is Lost Horace Wallace and the Mighty Bastard -- I couldn't believe the cliffhanger at the end of the last issue! |