Our home room class got a new class mascot! It's a rat, and we named him Mr. Cutesworth. Well, a couple of kids wanted to name him Mssr. Pete "Blinky" Simon, but Mrs. Hodge stepped in.

Today Wally Hendricks came over after school and I showed him my pet mongoose, Mrs. Cuddleface. He said that was a dumb name and said I should've named it Malvolio, but what does he know? He named his pet Vietnamese pot-bellied pig Mr. Snugglesworth, and that's just ridiculous.