We had to write a book report for school, so I did mine on issue 8 of Fightin' Dirk Noir. It's my favorite one coz it's the first appearance of The Space Sorceress. Mrs. Kirkland said that wasn't appropriate material for a book report and gave me a D. She's just jealous coz all the books she has to read are really boring! I bet she's never even heard of The Amazing Mystery!

My friends are all going nuts about crocheting wool hats, but I'd rather spend my time reading comics. The new issue of The Fantastic Sorcerer vs. The Squamous Object just came out!

After school today, I went down to the corner store to buy some Burning Cherry Nuggets and the new issue of Alternate-Universe Merle Payne vs. the Ineffable Quartet, but it turned out I didn't have any money! Mom won't give me an advance on my allowance unless I comb my little sister. Oh, no!