I got clobbered at bowling practice today, because I was watching the cheerleaders practice nearby -- mainly Autumn Buchanan, but they all look amazing. I'm really jealous of Kayden, the only guy cheerleader. He gets to lift the girls up by their butts and all sorts of stuff! I have no idea how he manages to concentrate on the routines.

The other day me and Nate were playing rollerball over by the abandoned forest and he said he thought he saw a mummy. I told him they weren't real, and he got this weird look in his eyes and said "Oh, they're real. They're real, all right. You'll find out soon enough."