The other day me and Freddy were playing ultimate frisbee over by the haunted cave and he said he thought he saw a zombie. I told him they weren't real, and he got this weird look in his eyes and said "Oh, they're real. They're real, all right. You'll find out soon enough."

We just added a kitchen to the awesome tree fort that me and Todd and Benny are building. Some of the girls came by while we were working on it, but we told them "No Girls Allowed." Then I had to run after and tell Veronica Fletcher that she could come look after the other guys were gone.