Today at school Mrs. Marshall taught us all about applying decals to a barbell. I was pretty wicked at it.

My mom says I should hang out with the new kid at school. His name's Carter Cooper, if you can believe it. His mom packs him these weird organic lunches and when he gets close to peanuts, he swells up like a balloon. It's kind of a cool trick. I dunno. He's kind of a Poindexter, but I'm trying. I even traded him my boiled eggplant at lunch yesterday for one of his gluten-free vegetable protein smoothies. I should get a medal.