The other day, me and Marky went out to the haunted forest by my house to look for treasure. It was scary! We had to run away from a bunch of stray coyotes, and I scraped my knee up pretty bad, but it was worth it, because we found a cool antique knife!

Since my last letter, I've gotten obsessed with stealing sweaters. It's really rewarding! I don't feel lonely at all when I'm doing it.