Coach Harrison made us all take an extra shower after gym class today. Sometimes I wonder about that guy.

You'll never guess what my buddy Bobby Bernard showed me after school today. He had this magazine that he said his dad keeps hidden under a mattress, and he totally stole it. So, he opens the magazine and there's this big fold-out poster in the middle, and... The poster was this big list of instructions for drawing model boats. I don't know why you'd hide a magazine like that, and I'm not sure why I was so disappointed. Go fig.