I hope your animals are well-groomed. (My dad made me write that.)

The other day I was exploring out by the old abandoned mansion off of Velazquez Street. My friend Henry says there's a zombie out there, but I don't believe him. I think it's a vampire-skeleton, and I'm gonna catch it!

Today we were sitting around the fort and Henry said we should do a raid on the fort that the kids from the other side of town made. It sounded like a good idea until Wally pointed out that Big Henry is in their gang. That took the wind out of our sails pretty quick! That guy is HUGE, and I bet he has to shave like twice a day. So we built anti-personnel mines in case they decide to raid us.

Another!