I still have to mop my room to earn my allowance, and I usually blow it on comic books and bubble gum. My favorite comic right now is Fist-Fighting Brock Crypt -- I can't believe the stuff he gets up to every month!

The other day I was exploring out by the condemned mansion off of Shepherd Street. My friend Andy says there's a zombie out there, but I don't believe him. I think it's a mummy-wolfman, and I'm gonna catch it!