The other day me and Johnny were playing dodgeball over by the old scary old mansion and he said he thought he saw a werewolf. I told him they weren't real, and he got this weird look in his eyes and said "Oh, they're real. They're real, all right. You'll find out soon enough."

My friends are all going nuts about selling chickens, but I'd rather spend my time reading comics. The new issue of The Mighty Tribe vs. The Squamous Bats just came out!