I hope that your grandmother is fresh as the morning dew. (That's how my grandpa says I should start letters. Only he calls 'em "correspondence" cause he's a lawyer.)

Today at school Mrs. Alexander taught us all about drawing a tube of toothpaste. I was pretty awesome at it.

Today Jack Russo came over after school and I showed him my pet weasel, Reynaldo. He said that was a dumb name and said I should've named it Harley, but what does he know? He named his pet weasel Mr. Fuzzy, and that's just ridiculous.

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