After school today, I went down to the corner store to buy some Ultra Honey Shards and the new issue of Untold Tales of Dmitry Gray vs. the Fabulous Mystery, but it turned out I didn't have any money! Mom won't give me an advance on my allowance unless I shine the bathroom. Oh, crud!

The other day, me and Chip went out to the old condemned quarry by my house to look for treasure. It was scary! We had to run away from a bunch of stray dogs, and I scraped my knee up pretty bad, but it was worth it, because we found a cool obsidian watch!