| Normal: Jedediah "Champagne Cork" Nelson, the Prodigal Halfwit Hot: Steam Vent Abe "Firebrand" Nicholson, the Hoboñero Jabo Cold: Leonardo "Wind Chill" Westinghouse Stench: Nauseatin' Jocko "Underarms" Goldthwait, the Stankmaster Spooky: Bix "Corpsey" North, Who Sings Nursery Rhymes in a High-Pitched Voice While Delicately Caressing a Straight Razor Sleazy: XXX-Rated Cholly, the Bottom Pincher Crimbo: Good King Newtonlas, Who May Or May Not Be Home For Crimbo The Hoboverlord sez: Wiggle the newspaper? One time... Too many mailbox. |