Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Manny "Curiously Dense" Westinghouse

Hot: H. R. "Magma" Goodman

Cold: Frozen-Drinks Rufus, the Cold Miser

Stench: Nasty-Smellin' Jonas, the Unidentifiable Smell

Spooky: Skeletonesque Woody "Boo" Shannahan, the Amateur Necromancer

Sleazy: XXX-Rated Sven Stemple

Crimbo: Silent-Night Harryorm Halldecker

The Hoboverlord sez: Are... YOU... Mr. Stipe? Hmmmmmmm... Are you Mr. McCartney? Watch out!...

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