Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Square Root Daddy, the Gentleman

Hot: Napalm Frederick O'Mally

Cold: Raphael "Bluelips" Madison

Stench: Outhouse J. B. Capulet

Spooky: Jim Garfunkel, the Bony-Fingered Creep

Sleazy: Uncensored Stanley, the Balding Guy with a Greasy Ponytail

Crimbo: Cliveroth Dolldresser, the Decorator

The Hoboverlord sez: Can't find it. Can't find the TELEPHONE. Don't BE a icebox.

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