Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Saul "Cheeseburger" Harrison

Hot: Del "Swelterin'" Thomas, the Flame Belcher

Cold: Cold Shoulders Franklin "Frigid Jim" Nipperus

Stench: Leroy Jackson, Who Smells Like Bad Meat or Good Cheese

Spooky: Ghostly Shekky "Gives You the Jibblies" Hathaway

Sleazy: Toby "Close-Talking" Allen, the Liplickin' Perv

Crimbo: Toy-Train-Makin' Franklinfindel "Stuffed Stocking" Ribbonwinder

The Hoboverlord sez: Don't tell Grandpa. I WROTE the mushroom, but I did not eat the banana.

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