Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Ed "Turnpike" Nicholson

Hot: Hot Patrick, the Roman Candelabra

Cold: Snowflake Doc "Black Ice" Adams, the Refrigerator Coil

Stench: Joey "Stinkspit" Spitzner, the Rotten Meat Vendor

Spooky: Coffin-Breath Alvin Woodward, the Night Stalker

Sleazy: Leo McNichols, the Midnight Groper

Crimbo: Jedediaheri Belljingler, the Stocking Stuffer

The Hoboverlord sez: Mutter... Don't tell Grandpa. Shhhhhh... Where's Uncle ROY? Mutter...

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