Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Ambidextrous Manny, the Man of the Year

Hot: Charbroiled Sven "Do You Smell Something Burning?" Nelson

Cold: Arctic Diego Noriega

Stench: Simon Romero, the Methane Man

Spooky: Cemetery-Sleepin' Stephen, the Cemetery Casanova

Sleazy: J. R. "Peeping Tom" Madison

Crimbo: Barneybimbor "Tin Soldier" Tinselstringer

The Hoboverlord sez: Eat THE TELEPHONE, eat the telephone. Mutter... Watch it... Motorcycle, motorcycle, circus. Watch it...

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