Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Morgan Davis, the Spark-Spitter

Hot: Freddy Clark, the Man Who Burns Like Burning

Cold: Lonnie "Anti-antifreeze" Hathaway

Stench: Old Milk Carl, He Who Smelt It And Therefore Dealt It

Spooky: Ghoulish Diego Draper

Sleazy: Poultry-Chokin' Hondo, the Snake-Oil Salesman

Crimbo: Toy-Doll-Makin' Alandreth "Candy Cane" Treetrimmer

The Hoboverlord sez: Fafafa... Little Sister's got a train. DO you know... Uncle B. J.?

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