Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Fleabottle Clive "Dart-Hurling" Harris, the Jackanapes

Hot: John Black, the Walking Sunburn

Cold: Alan "Mr. Sleet" Belvedere

Stench: Trashcan Clyde Woodward

Spooky: Rapidly Decomposing Alex, the Hobosferatu

Sleazy: Russian-Fingers Chrysler, the Bottom Pincher

Crimbo: Joy-to-the Brendanborn, the Sleigh Bell Polisher

The Hoboverlord sez: Say... Have you seen Rudd? How MANY toasts.

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