Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Hollering J. R. "The Kitten" Goodman, the Monkey Man

Hot: Davey Thomas, the Hobo On Fire

Cold: Jim Noriega, the Liquid-Nitrogen Man

Stench: Jack O'Kelly, Who Is Extremely Funky But Not In a Good Way

Spooky: Dead Guy Billy Bob North

Sleazy: Touchy-Feely Ricky, the Unrated Version

Crimbo: Malvoliodriel "Candy Cane" Nutcracker

The Hoboverlord sez: Are YOU... The Pope? Mutter... Don't... tell Old Man Haggard. Watch it...

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