Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Half-Dollar Cletus Brown

Hot: Supernova Brucie "Volcano" Goodman, the Human Barbecue

Cold: Glacial J. R., the Meat Popsicle

Stench: Garbage Juice Newton Meadows, the Guy Who Eats Nothing But Limburger Cheese

Spooky: Nightmare Leroy "Abracadaver" Noriega, the Empty Eye Socket

Sleazy: Uncensored Carl Lennon, the Balding Guy with a Greasy Ponytail

Crimbo: Ulrichbimbor Ribbonwinder, the Tree Trimmer

The Hoboverlord sez: IT'S LITTLE Sister, Little Sister is... Do you know Papa?

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