Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Zachary "Melvin" Reynolds

Hot: Barney "Solar Flare" Wilson, the Human Barbecue

Cold: Blizzard Steve, the Arctic Tramp

Stench: Stinky Gavin "Rottencrotch" Clark, the Methane Man

Spooky: Coffin-Breath Aldous "Reaperman" Spitzner

Sleazy: Risqué Stitch "Greasy Ponytail" Haggard

Crimbo: Byroneri "Five Gold Rings" Belljingler

The Hoboverlord sez: Napoleon gave ME a newspaper once. Chair, bench, chair. Tell me...

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