Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Frederick "Spider" Salisbury

Hot: Thousand-Suns Dwight "JabaƱero" McDurkee, the Kid Whose Hair Is On Fire

Cold: James "Chatterin'" Hernandez

Stench: Sewer-Dwelling Reynaldo "Pitstain" Waldorf, the Poopsmith

Spooky: Bony Newton "Corpsey" Disraeli

Sleazy: X-Rated Alvin, the Too-Slow Streaker

Crimbo: Douglasuvel "The Nut Cracker" Figgypudding

The Hoboverlord sez: Fafafa... Shatner? Look out... Icebox. icebox in THE sandwich.

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