Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Half-Albino Clancy Capulet

Hot: Scalding Ogilvy "Arson" Huxtable

Cold: Gunther "Snowman" Miller

Stench: Stinky Ol' Larry Sullivan

Spooky: Noam "Ghoulicious" Des Moines, the Hockey-Masked Marauder

Sleazy: Todd "Greasy Ponytail" O'Reilly

Crimbo: Jolly Ol' Morrisdir "Pepperminty" Bowtier

The Hoboverlord sez: Where's... my train? I know... Uncle Manuel gave me a circus once.

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