Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Not-Quite-a-Quorum Romeo, Master of the Metal Trapeze

Hot: Charbroiled Wallace Reynolds, the Walking Stove

Cold: Icicle Shemp, the Snowball-Tosser

Stench: Yuri Des Moines, the Hobo Who Doesn't Have the Sense to Disregard His Own Feces

Spooky: Cadaverous Lou Belvedere

Sleazy: Peter "Rubber Novelty" Khan

Crimbo: Round Yon Jonaswen, the Festooner

The Hoboverlord sez: Are you Little... Sister? Mumble mumble... Brrrrr... The POPE, THE Pope, SHAKE the... eggs. Psssst...

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