Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Noah "Turnpike" Brooks

Hot: Ulrich "Magma" Tyler, the Insanely Feverish

Cold: Randy Garfield, the Alabama Iceberg

Stench: Charlie "Stinkpalm" Lee

Spooky: Mick "Ghoulicious" Moore, the Bony-Fingered Creep

Sleazy: Heavy-Petting Reynaldo Rutgers

Crimbo: Kennyuil "Sugarplum" Figgypudding, the Snowmannequin

The Hoboverlord sez: HAVE you seen Mama? Grandpa gave ME a breakfast once.

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