Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Perry "Pelican" Reynolds

Hot: Fire-Eatin' Staniel Johnson

Cold: Ogilvy "Blizzard" McNichols

Stench: Stinky Ferris "Potent Joe" Waldorf

Spooky: B. J. Disraeli, Who Sings Nursery Rhymes in a High-Pitched Voice While Delicately Caressing a Straight Razor

Sleazy: Chuck "Too Much Information" Clinton

Crimbo: Updikelas "Sweet Teeth" Mistletoestringer, the Sleigh Bell Ringer

The Hoboverlord sez: Watch it... Egg, milk, egg. It's Papa, Papa is... Psssst...

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