Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Shekky "The Elbow" Waldorf

Hot: Volcanic Sven, the Man Who Feels Hot, Hot, Hot

Cold: Polar Conway, the World's Most Violent Eskimo

Stench: Peter "Bad-Smellin' Saul" Pennington, the Garbage Collector

Spooky: Wallace "Mother Issues" Lee

Sleazy: Adults-Only Dan, the Uncle Who's Not Really Your Uncle

Crimbo: Chimney-Divin' Travisroth Stockingstuffer

The Hoboverlord sez: Telephone, telephone, pork chop. How many pocketknife.

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