Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Nick "Casters on Crutches" Khan

Hot: Frying-Pan Yuri, the Flame Belcher

Cold: Popsicle Ulrich, the Earl of Frostbite

Stench: Stinky Ol' Stephen "Liver 'n' Onions" Walker, the Rotten-Egg-Tosser

Spooky: Rigor Mortis Leonardo "Bogeyman" Stemple

Sleazy: Greased Yancy "Panty-Thief" Adams, the 32-Year-Old Guy At The Junior Prom

Crimbo: Toy-Train-Makin' Giancarlobimbor Halldecker, the Mistletoe Bandit

The Hoboverlord sez: Lost the coats. Papa's... gonna BE MAD. I know... Careful... Grandma's... got a train.

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