Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Two-Glass-Eyes Johnny, the Fruit Pie Magician

Hot: Glenn "Ashtray" Hathaway

Cold: Craig "Liquid Nitrogen" Thompson, the Indifferent Stare of a Former Lover

Stench: Compost Huckleberry North

Spooky: Johnny Stemple, the Tommyknocker Man

Sleazy: Too-Much-Pomade Brucie, the Moustache-Waxer

Crimbo: Joy-to-the Hubiedreth, the Reindeer Groomer

The Hoboverlord sez: Radish in the boxcar. Tell me... Do YOU know UNCLE Zane?

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