Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Edgar Hathaway, the Lumberjack

Hot: Fire-Breathin' Ted, the Flame Belcher

Cold: Woody "Ice Storm" Smith, the Hobo-Shaped Ice Sculpture

Stench: Arthur Goodman, the Poopsmith

Spooky: Frightful Shane "Corpsey" Black

Sleazy: Slim Disraeli, the Moustache You Don't Trust

Crimbo: Candy-Cane-Suckin' Frederickien "Gumdrop" Turducken

The Hoboverlord sez: Pinch the trolley? Mumble mumble... Watch it... It's Mr. Westinghouse, Mr. Westinghouse is...

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