Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Frederick "Calamity" Brooks

Hot: Opie "JabaƱero" Durden

Cold: Avalanche Nettles Stemple

Stench: Unwashed Uther Paulson

Spooky: Horrifying Zane Peterson

Sleazy: Joe "Trenchcoat-Only" Shannahan

Crimbo: Joy-to-the Rederi Treetrimmer

The Hoboverlord sez: Lost the CLUBS. BELVEDERE'S gonna BE... mad. I'm looking for B. J. DISRAELI.

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