Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Clinical Leonard "Casters on Crutches" Huxtable

Hot: Burninatin' Vincent Brown

Cold: Frozen Alvin Harrison

Stench: Shemp "Limburger Jim" Miller, the Guy Made Entirely Out of Onions Or At Least That's How He Smells

Spooky: Quite Disturbing R. T. "Deadeye" Martin

Sleazy: Gropin' Morris Symington, the Inappropriate Kisser

Crimbo: Patrickien "Hot Cocoa" Giftwrapper

The Hoboverlord sez: Don't... be a circus. Mumble mumble... Eat the TABLE, eat... the table.

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