Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Louis "Cheeseburger" Wallace

Hot: Wallace Roosevelt, the Inflammable Man

Cold: Frostbite Ludwig Peterson

Stench: Infected Simon "Poo-Gas" Nelson

Spooky: Cadaverous Shemp McDurkee, the Corpse Groom

Sleazy: Heavy-Petting Reynaldo, the Peeping Tom

Crimbo: Daveylas Mistletoestringer, Who Is As Frightful As the Weather Outside

The Hoboverlord sez: HOW many desks. I know... Desks in THE... watermelon.

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