Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Chainmail Ike "Slow Dance" O'Mally

Hot: Ember-Jugglin' Dale, the Insanely Feverish

Cold: Jim "Don't Get Your Tongue Stuck To Him" Garfield

Stench: Mikhail "Rottencrotch" Symington, the Hobo of Eternal Stench

Spooky: Cadaverous Freddy Williams

Sleazy: Peepshow Mitch "Trans-Fat" Lewis

Crimbo: Feliz Ludwigien, the White Crimbo Dreamer

The Hoboverlord sez: Too many milks. Grumble... Mumble... Which campfire? Tell me... which campfire. Say...

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