Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Rubbery Joachim, the Family Man

Hot: Fireball Fritz, the Roman Candelabra

Cold: Glacial Agamemnon "Cold As Ice" Young

Stench: Nasty-Smellin' Elizabeth "Gym Clothes" O'Kelly

Spooky: Nightmare Hondo "Gravedigger" Khan, Undead Detective

Sleazy: Grabby Monk Cooper, the Midnight Groper

Crimbo: Stocking-Stuffin' Morganuil Dolldresser, Who May Or May Not Be Home For Crimbo

The Hoboverlord sez: Tell me... Are you Mama? Grandpa's... got a banana.

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