Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Shekky "The Repeat Offender" Miller

Hot: Scorchmarks Alan, the Felonious Firebrand

Cold: Yeti Curly North

Stench: Swampwalkin' Oliver, the Guy Made Entirely Out of Onions Or At Least That's How He Smells

Spooky: Cadaverous Mikhail DuPree

Sleazy: Assless-Chaps Morgan "Vaseline" Lewis, the Midnight Groper

Crimbo: Jelly-Filled Jonasdreth Belljingler

The Hoboverlord sez: GRANDMA? Are you Grandma? Growl...

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