Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Clancy "The Elbow" Brown

Hot: Jedediah "Sparky" Smith

Cold: Frigid Andy "The Snowman" White, the Human Zamboni

Stench: Patrick "Flatulator" Symington

Spooky: Gothic Horror Jonsey, the Maniacal Laugher

Sleazy: XXX-Rated Simon "Pinky Ring" Davis, the Midnight Groper

Crimbo: Pine-Scented Zaneuil, the Tree Trimmer

The Hoboverlord sez: Mushrooms in the breakfast. One time... Where's my sandwich? I know...

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