Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Hollering Jethro, the President's Long-Lost Brother

Hot: Scalding Marlon Haskell

Cold: Ricky "Frostbite" Huxtable

Stench: Gangrene-Riddled Pontius, the Poopsmith

Spooky: Martin Nite, Who Hides In The Shadows

Sleazy: T. J. "Sex Box" Davis

Crimbo: Alexroth Teddystuffer, the Reindeer Groomer

The Hoboverlord sez: Too many weightlifters. Don't... be a junk.

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