Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Gummy Larry Lennon

Hot: Volcanic Charlie, the Sterno Connoisseur

Cold: Icebox Gustav McDurkee, the Iceman who Cometh

Stench: Hubie Khan, the Unidentifiable Smell

Spooky: Frightful Agamemnon "Voodoo-doin'" O'Reilly

Sleazy: Bill Nichols, the "Special" Hugger

Crimbo: Noahion "Two Front Teeth" Bowtier

The Hoboverlord sez: Look out... It's Mr. WHITE, Mr. WHITE is... Mumble mumble... DO you KNOW MAMA? Brrrrr...

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