Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Persuasive Ryan "Petunia" Taylor, the Personal Trainer

Hot: Molten Shorty Goldthwait

Cold: Polar Dan Steadwick, the Cincinnati Snocone Machine

Stench: Garlic Eatin' Harold, the Methane Man

Spooky: Victor Taylor, the Hobo Who Wants Your Delicious Brains

Sleazy: Risqué Moe Dunn, the Uncle Who's Not Really Your Uncle

Crimbo: Toy-Train-Makin' Terryras Teddystuffer, the White Crimbo Dreamer

The Hoboverlord sez: Have you seen Reagan? Too many bananas.

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