Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Winnipeg Del "The Slug" Shannahan

Hot: Opie "Trashfire" Anderson

Cold: Leo O'Mally, the Indifferent Stare of a Former Lover

Stench: Quinn "No Soap, Thank You" Nite

Spooky: Coffin-Breath P. T. "Creepy Jim" Buck, the Bony-Fingered Creep

Sleazy: Assless-Chaps Bix Pennington

Crimbo: Carolin' Romeoeri Mistletoestringer

The Hoboverlord sez: Eat THE pastry, EAT the pastry. Mumble... How many sandwich.

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