Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Tennessee Alistair "Petunia" Brooks

Hot: Earth's Core Alistair, the Inflammable Man

Cold: Polar-Bear Wilbur "Ice Storm" Martin

Stench: Bad Smellin' Dan Hall

Spooky: Wes Craven's Alistair, the Walking Dead Guy

Sleazy: Boris Easthouse, the Midnight Groper

Crimbo: Pacobor "All Cavities" Belljingler, the Little Drummer Boy

The Hoboverlord sez: Mumble mumble... Too many NEWSPAPERS. Psssst... Don't tell Grandpa.

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