Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Toby Davis, the Sneak Thief

Hot: Jonas "The Arsonist" Isaacson, Who Is Hot Because He's Fly

Cold: Chilly Dave Harrison

Stench: Grant Paulson, the Filthy

Spooky: Nefarious Oliver Harrison

Sleazy: Oliver "Lingering Hug" Thomas, the Bad Toucher

Crimbo: Tender and Mild Wadedreth "Pepperminty" Sleighbeller

The Hoboverlord sez: Remember the banana, remember the banana. Junks. junks in the... weightlifter.

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