| Normal: Whiskeyblood Jack Goldthwait Hot: Ember-Jugglin' Ludwig "Firebird" Rutgers Cold: Cold Shoulders Slim Harris, the Hobo-Shaped Ice Sculpture Stench: Mitch Garfunkel, the Hobo Who Doesn't Have the Sense to Disregard His Own Feces Spooky: Wes Craven's Updike Symington Sleazy: Naughty H. R., the Furtive Glance Crimbo: Oliverfindel Fudgeboxer, the Ubiquitous Music that Grates on your Ears after Two Minutes The Hoboverlord sez: Toasts. toasts in the TOAST. Have you seen Grandma? |