Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Jedediah Capulet, the Land Pirate

Hot: Fire-Breathin' Morgan Hathaway

Cold: Perry "Really Cold Extremities" Sullivan, the Hobosicle

Stench: Foul-Smelling Victor "Stinkyfinger" Jones, the Garbage Collector

Spooky: Cal O'Sullivan, the Grim Panhandler

Sleazy: Stephen "Too Much Information" Adams, the Bad Toucher

Crimbo: Sleigh-Ride Jackylas "Teddybear" Sleighbeller

The Hoboverlord sez: I avoided THE mushroom, but I did not remember the sandwich. Hmmmmmmm... Radio, sandwich, radio.

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