Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Free-Peanuts Harry, the Hobo Cyborg

Hot: Flame-Throwin' Norma, the Infernal Racketeer

Cold: Snowflake Dmitry "Frostbite" Wilson, the Boston Penguin

Stench: Ignatz O'Kelly, the Human Paper Mill

Spooky: Macabre Twink Martin

Sleazy: Slippery Monk "Lingering Hug" Lee, the Guy Who Was Kicked Out of the Frat House for Misogynistic Behavior

Crimbo: Festive Holdenbor Mistletoestringer, the Ubiquitous Music that Grates on your Ears after Two Minutes

The Hoboverlord sez: Gotta watch the radio. Telephone?

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