Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Pizzaface Ike, the Freakster

Hot: Scorchmarks Meriadoc "Fahrenheit 151" Spitzner, the Inferno

Cold: Nettles "Chatterin'" Sanford

Stench: Duncan Johnson, the Hobo of Eternal Stench

Spooky: Ogilvy "Heebie-Jeebies" Black

Sleazy: Well-Oiled Morgan "Flagrant Jim" Garcia, the Grade School Loiterer

Crimbo: Wassailin' Edbimbor, Who May Or May Not Be Home For Crimbo

The Hoboverlord sez: Napoleon's here. Mumble mumble... Trolleys. trolleys... IN the trolley.

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