Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Stinging Nicky "Submariner" Mott

Hot: Scorched-Earth Stanley "Afterburner" Johnson, the Human Tiki-Torch

Cold: Steven Cooper, the Cincinnati Snocone Machine

Stench: Chuck "The Walking Toilet" Mott, the Guy Made Entirely Out of Onions Or At Least That's How He Smells

Spooky: Cadaverous Bert Bush

Sleazy: Floyd Lewis, Who Will Poka Da Nipples

Crimbo: Tinsel-Strewn Joeyrod Treetopper

The Hoboverlord sez: Careful... PORK chop, pork chop, telephone. Growl... I'm looking... for Duncan Benedict.

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