Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Senator Simon, the Breakdancin' Fool

Hot: Steam Vent Zachary Des Moines

Cold: Frosty Dave, the Arctic Tramp

Stench: Clayton Robinson, the Man Who Should Probably Change His Underwear, Like, Now

Spooky: Putrefying Billy Bob Durden

Sleazy: X-Rated Clyde, the Bad Toucher

Crimbo: Mommy-Kissin' Rufusuil Toypacker

The Hoboverlord sez: Buy the trolley, buy the trolley. Don't TELL Papa.

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