Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Lou "High School Sweetheart" Belvedere

Hot: Scorchmarks B. J. "Smolderin' Doug" Symington

Cold: Shemp Simon, the Hobo Who Looks a Bit Like a Penguin

Stench: Outhouse Vince Jackson, the Man Who Should Probably Change His Socks

Spooky: Spooky Victor Romero

Sleazy: Lewd Max "Close-Talking" Nicholson

Crimbo: Reindeer-Taunting Davenportdir "Reindeer Gamer" Fudgeboxer, the Nutty as a Fruit Cake

The Hoboverlord sez: Have you seen... Grandma? I know Mr. Smith.

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