Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Clinical Hubie, the Alien Pod-Person

Hot: Molten Jack North, the Human Flamethrower

Cold: Ice-Water-For-Blood Cletus, the Freezin' Frenchman

Stench: Ludwig "Flatulator" Sullivan

Spooky: Simon Dunn, the Dead Man Walking

Sleazy: X-Rated Monk Draper

Crimbo: Nut-Crackin' Gavinuil Belljingler, Who Is As Frightful As the Weather Outside

The Hoboverlord sez: Hmmmmmmm... Have you seen Grandpa? Club, egg, club.

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