| Normal: Huckleberry "Melvin" Nite Hot: Scalding Mick "Jabañero" Westinghouse Cold: Fresh-From-The-Refrigerator Hilary Harrison, the Fallen Snow-Angel Stench: Horus "Halitosis" O'Mally, the Hobo Who Sleeps With the Pigs Spooky: Frankenstein's Shane Bush Sleazy: Too-Much-Pomade Eddie, the Guy Your Parents Were Specifically Referring To When They Said Not To Talk To Strangers Crimbo: Stocking-Stuffin' Yancyeri "Silver Bells" Navidad The Hoboverlord sez: I know... Gotta buy the... icebox. Don't tell... Old Man Jones. Say... |