Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Riemann's Mitch Shafer

Hot: Clive "Hot Sauce" Brown

Cold: Fresh-From-The-Refrigerator Byron, the Too-Cold Ice Baby

Stench: Rotting Fruit Nettles "Musty" Stemple, the Man Who Uses a Rotting Fish for Aftershave

Spooky: Diego Jones, the Bloody-Aproned

Sleazy: Isaiah "Man-Thong" Smith, the Peeping Tom

Crimbo: Joachimras "Jinglin' Bells" Horsecarver, Who May Or May Not Be Home For Crimbo

The Hoboverlord sez: Tell me... Lost the wallpaper. Grandpa's gonna be mad. Watch the STATUE? I know...

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