Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Paco "Fast Fingers" Lewis

Hot: Clive Walker, the Sterno Connoisseur

Cold: Hypothermic Pete Steadwick

Stench: Caboose-Fouling Morris "Public Toilet" Montague

Spooky: Dead Guy Glenn McDonald

Sleazy: XXX-Rated Archie Hall

Crimbo: Festive Bucklas Horsecarver

The Hoboverlord sez: Can't find it. Can't find... the icebox. I know... Lost the pastry. Mr. Brooks's... gonna be mad. I know...

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