| Normal: Hollering J. R. "The Kitten" Goodman, the Monkey Man Hot: Davey Thomas, the Hobo On Fire Cold: Jim Noriega, the Liquid-Nitrogen Man Stench: Jack O'Kelly, Who Is Extremely Funky But Not In a Good Way Spooky: Dead Guy Billy Bob North Sleazy: Touchy-Feely Ricky, the Unrated Version Crimbo: Malvoliodriel "Candy Cane" Nutcracker The Hoboverlord sez: Are YOU... The Pope? Mutter... Don't... tell Old Man Haggard. Watch it... |