Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Experimental Perry, His Own Twin

Hot: Hilary "The Flaming Flamer" Taylor

Cold: Patrick "Icicle" Roosevelt

Stench: Davey "Bath-Allergic" Johnson, the Hobo Who Sleeps With the Pigs

Spooky: Uncanny-Valley Ollie, the Night Stalker

Sleazy: Pete Montague, the Moustache You Don't Trust

Crimbo: Alexbimbor Stockingstuffer, the Reindeer Groomer

The Hoboverlord sez: Mama's HERE. Say... Are... you Carl Miller?

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