Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Gravybelly Vinnie, the Gentleman

Hot: Burninatin' Manny, the Fire-Eater

Cold: Alan "Frozenfoot" Hall, the Too-Cold Ice Baby

Stench: Vincent Belvedere, the Human Dung Beetle

Spooky: Uncanny Ted, the Night Stalker

Sleazy: X-Rated Byron, the 32-Year-Old Guy At The Junior Prom

Crimbo: Wassailin' Zacharyfindel Kiteflyer

The Hoboverlord sez: Careful... Don't... be a milk. Too MANY... bench.

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