Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Bill "Mac" Mack

Hot: Nicky Brown, the Walking Stove

Cold: Frozen Dave, the Guy For Whom the Eskimos Have One Hundred Different Words

Stench: Outhouse Dwight Roosevelt

Spooky: Skeletonesque Nick, Who May Be a Zombie

Sleazy: Vinnie "Trenchcoat-Only" Stemple

Crimbo: Candy-Munchin' Delron "Jinglin' Bells" Canecandier

The Hoboverlord sez: I'm looking for Mr. Montague. Growl... Pork chop?

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