Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Colin "Dart-Hurling" Hernandez, the Well Prepared

Hot: Hair-on-Fire Lou, the Human Barbecue

Cold: Frigid Franklin Hathaway

Stench: Malvolio "The Walking Toilet" DuPree, Who Is Extremely Funky But Not In a Good Way

Spooky: Two-Feet-in-the-Grave Zachary Harris

Sleazy: Nude Abe, the Ogler

Crimbo: Nut-Crackin' Morrisien, the Fruity as a Nut Cake

The Hoboverlord sez: CAN'T find it. Can't... find the club. Too many pocketknife.

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