Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Mikhail "Salisbury Steak" Isaacson

Hot: Wade "Briquette" Noriega

Cold: Freezing Sven "Ice Nine" Peterson, the Boston Penguin

Stench: Jonsey "Liver 'n' Onions" Brooks

Spooky: Putrescent Randy, the Empty Eye Socket

Sleazy: Heavy-Petting Diego "Close-Talking" Washington, the Uncle Who's Not Really Your Uncle

Crimbo: Have Yourself a Merry Little Abedir, the Festooner

The Hoboverlord sez: Remember the circus? I know... MR. Lennon? Fafafa...

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