Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Mikhail Noriega, the Man of the Year

Hot: Volcanic Jacky, the Human Barbecue

Cold: Penguin Grant, the Guy For Whom the Eskimos Have One Hundred Different Words

Stench: Bill "Gym Clothes" Goldthwait, the Rotten Meat Vendor

Spooky: Wes Craven's Newton Nicholson

Sleazy: Lecherous Emil, the Inappropriate Kisser

Crimbo: Jonseydir Jackintheboxer, the Carol Crooner

The Hoboverlord sez: Icebox? Too many trains.

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