Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: No-Banjo Merle, the Bedazzler

Hot: Vince "Blaze" Nipperus

Cold: Snowcone Patrick, the Liquid-Nitrogen Man

Stench: Opie Shannahan, Who Has Never Bathed Ever

Spooky: Jake Goodman, the Silent Hillbilly

Sleazy: Panting Morris King, the Guy Who Works the Ferris Wheel at the County Fair

Crimbo: Have Yourself a Merry Little Williewen "Blisters" Horsecarver, the Holly Hanger

The Hoboverlord sez: How many circus. Tell me... Which newspaper? Tell me which newspaper.

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