Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Fermat's Last Vince Rudd

Hot: Floyd "The Bunsen Burner" Miller, the Flame Belcher

Cold: Blizzard Hubie "Chatterin'" Berry, the Shiverin' Shanker

Stench: Oliver McMahon, the Hobo of Eternal Stench

Spooky: Two-Feet-in-the-Grave Virgil "Hemp Dance" Zevon, the Dancin' Corpse

Sleazy: Mature Audiences Curly "Bad Touch" Walker, the Used Car Salesman

Crimbo: Round Yon Isaiahuil Dolldresser

The Hoboverlord sez: I know Uncle Wade. Don't be a BENCH.

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