Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: John Goldthwait, the Secret Collector of Decorative China

Hot: Ember-Jugglin' Paco, the Cigar-Butt-Flicker

Cold: Wallace O'Sullivan, the Indifferent Stare of a Former Lover

Stench: Unwashed Leonard, the Fustulent Crack

Spooky: Dennis Nichols, the Guy With Little Mouths Where His Eyes Should Be

Sleazy: Lewd-Behavin' Updike, the Ogler

Crimbo: Williedriel Sauerkraut, the Festively Festooned

The Hoboverlord sez: Mailbox. mailbox in the sandwich. I know Little... Sister. Hmmmmmmm...

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