Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Manny Taylor, the Trainyard Aristotle

Hot: Furnace-Face Patrick, the Guy Who Causes a Temperature-Related Desire to Remove All of One's Clothing

Cold: Mick Pennington, the Snowball-Tosser

Stench: Old Milk Garrett "Musty" Nelson

Spooky: Nefarious Riff Rudd

Sleazy: Peepin' Ed, the Bottom Pincher

Crimbo: Wassailin' Brendanuvel Toypacker

The Hoboverlord sez: Can't find... it. Can't find the... mushroom. I cleaned... the mushroom, but I did not... stab... the MILK.

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