Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Johnny "Flotsam" Clinton

Hot: Red-Hot Dwight Mills, the Walking Stove

Cold: Chilly Stevie "Mr. Sleet" Meadows

Stench: Swampwalkin' J. B. "Gym Clothes" McDonald

Spooky: Uncanny Huckleberry "Spooky Eyes" Rutgers, the Shambling Man

Sleazy: Single-Entendre Stephen "Lingering Hug" Salisbury

Crimbo: Good King Gustavfindel Ribbonwinder

The Hoboverlord sez: Train? Grandpa? Mutter...

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