Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Texas Thanatos, the Sexual Elf

Hot: Fire-Breathin' Gunther, the Inflammable Man

Cold: Abominable Max, the Hobo Who Looks a Bit Like a Penguin

Stench: Mikhail Steadwick, the Hobo of Eternal Stench

Spooky: Unearthly Parker Mott

Sleazy: Leonard "Lingering Hug" White, the Guy Who Works the Ferris Wheel at the County Fair

Crimbo: Marloneri Jackintheboxer, Who Lets It Snow

The Hoboverlord sez: It's The Pope, The Pope is... Lost THE SHIRTS. THE Pope's gonna be mad.

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