Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Daddy "The Slug" McMahon, the Many-Bearded

Hot: Smokin' Stitch Wilson

Cold: Cal Sullivan, the Too-Cold Ice Baby

Stench: Paul Hernandez, the Guy Who Chain-Smokes in a Poorly Ventilated Room

Spooky: Cemetery-Sleepin' Archie Spitzner, the Black-Eyed, Pasty Asian Kid

Sleazy: Heavy-Breathing Wallace Stemple, the Bottom Pincher

Crimbo: Alexras Turkeybaster, the Mistletoe Bandit

The Hoboverlord sez: WHERE'S Mrs. O'Sullivan? Are you Grandma?

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