Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Achilles Williams, the Rich Man's Poor Man

Hot: R. T. "JalapeƱo" Clark, the Coal-Chucker

Cold: Northern Exposure Isaiah Miller, the Indifferent Stare of a Former Lover

Stench: Riff "Stinkspit" Salisbury, the Sulfuric Wonder

Spooky: Cletus Thomas, the Black-Eyed, Pasty Asian Kid

Sleazy: X-Rated Mick, the Furtive Glance

Crimbo: Kennylas Teddystuffer, the Wreath Wrangler

The Hoboverlord sez: Forget THE bench? One time... Wallpaper, wallpaper, watermelon.

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