Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Alex "Castanets" Wilson, the Humanist

Hot: Burnin' Peter Black

Cold: Cold Feet Moe, the Hazy Shade of Winter

Stench: Garlic Eatin' Huckleberry Harrison, the Odoriffic

Spooky: Rigor Mortis Slim Clinton, Who Hides In The Shadows

Sleazy: Lewd Earl Garfield, the Dapper Dan Man

Crimbo: Jolly Ol' Kennydir, Who Is As Frightful As the Weather Outside

The Hoboverlord sez: Mutter... The... Pope, The Pope, play the pastry. I know Leroy Shatner.

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