Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Tucker "Two-Teeth" Harrison, the Man of the Hour

Hot: Ulrich Young, the Dry Heat

Cold: Conway McDurkee, the Refrigerator Coil

Stench: Ulrich Martin, Who Is Extremely Funky But Not In a Good Way

Spooky: Deathly Hubie, the Sauntering Corpse

Sleazy: Glenn Miller, the Grade School Loiterer

Crimbo: Mistle-toed Bixion Belljingler

The Hoboverlord sez: Growl... OLD Man PENNINGTON'S here. I know Disraeli. Mumble mumble...

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