Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Ryan "Pelican" Benedict

Hot: Volcanic Dunstan, the Man Who Feels Hot, Hot, Hot

Cold: Abominable Floyd, the Chilliest Hobo

Stench: Nauseatin' Lou "Things That Smell Bad" White

Spooky: Ghoulish Eddie, the Grim Panhandler

Sleazy: Brucie "Furtive" Lee

Crimbo: Ol' Saint Ralphdriel Figgypudding

The Hoboverlord sez: Mutter... Lost the campfires. Papa's... gonna be mad. Shhhhhh... Gotta... step on the watermelon.

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