Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Shakey Dookie Black

Hot: Frying-Pan Sting "The Flaming Kebab" Young, the Walking Stove

Cold: Cold Cold Timmy "Frostbite" Harris

Stench: Leroy Capulet, the Dumpster Sleeper

Spooky: Zachary "Bogeyman" McDonald

Sleazy: Walter King, the Bad Toucher

Crimbo: Jelly-Filled Danroth Belljingler

The Hoboverlord sez: Gotta stab... the sandwich. Look out... I know Little Sister.

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