Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Sy "Marvin the Martini" Hathaway, the Patriarch

Hot: Dookie Taylor, the Felonious Firebrand

Cold: Meriadoc "Frigid Jim" Nichols, the Polar Express

Stench: Moe Spitzner, the Dumpster Sleeper

Spooky: Two-Feet-in-the-Grave Frederick, Who May Be a Zombie

Sleazy: Jethro "Rubber Novelty" Belvedere

Crimbo: Svendir "Two Front Teeth" Turkeyblaster

The Hoboverlord sez: The Pope, THE Pope, PLAY with the bananas. Are you Napoleon?

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