Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Bean-Hoarder Niles, the Scientist

Hot: Smokin' Yuri, Who Burns at Both Ends

Cold: Icicle Colin, the Hazy Shade of Winter

Stench: Upchuck Zachary Anderson

Spooky: Unearthly H. R. "Ghoulicious" Easthouse, the Boogity Man

Sleazy: Inappropriate For Mixed Company Clayton Clark

Crimbo: Tender and Mild Zaneien Taffypuller, Who Is As Frightful As the Weather Outside

The Hoboverlord sez: Hmmmmmmm... Grandpa, Grandpa, watch the PORK chops. Uncle Ryan, Uncle Ryan, finish THE icebox. Psssst...

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