Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Eustace "Cheeseburger" Lee, the Dumpster Archaeologist

Hot: Hothouse Pete North

Cold: Travis Anderson, the Arctic Tramp

Stench: Sewer-Dwelling Ludwig, the Poopsmith

Spooky: Deathly Simon "Lich Licker" Woodward

Sleazy: Naughty Shemp, the Guy Who Works the Ferris Wheel at the County Fair

Crimbo: Ignatzeri Mistletoestringer, the Stocking Stuffer

The Hoboverlord sez: TROLLEYS. trolleys in the campfire. I know Grandma.

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