| Normal: Unwieldy Alan "Narcissus" Nelson Hot: Steam Vent Dandy Miller, the Inferno Cold: Anti-Anti-Freeze Curly "Icecube" Mott, the Polar Express Stench: Cholly Davis, the Rotten Meat Vendor Spooky: Unearthly Jonas Thompson Sleazy: Heavy-Petting Lamont, the Moustache You Don't Trust Crimbo: Cookie-Bakin' Thadfindel Toypacker, the Ubiquitous Music that Grates on your Ears after Two Minutes The Hoboverlord sez: Coats in the boxcar. Mama? |