Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Monk "Marginal" Adams

Hot: Clarence "Barbecue" Cartwright

Cold: Yeti Holden, the Polar Express

Stench: Randy Anderson, the Human Compost Heap

Spooky: Lewis "Goosepimples" Rodriguez, the Evil-Eyed

Sleazy: Carl "Rubber Novelty" Taylor, the Cameraphone Panty-shot Taker

Crimbo: Jinglin' Charlierond Wenceslaus, the Merry Gentleman

The Hoboverlord sez: Which train? TELL me WHICH train. Look out... Can't find it. CAN'T find the toast. Tell me...

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