Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Smokehouse Davey "Hamburger" Nelson, the Brokeback Mountaineer

Hot: Lamont O'Reilly, the Coal-Chucker

Cold: Enid Thompson, the Cold Miser

Stench: Sewerbaby Chrysler, the Sewer-Bather

Spooky: Leonard "Skullface" Romero

Sleazy: Jedediah Franklin, the Guy Who Was Kicked Out of the Frat House for Misogynistic Behavior

Crimbo: Candy-Cane-Suckin' Diegoron Belljingler, Who Lets It Snow

The Hoboverlord sez: Mutter... Where's Little Sister? Brrrrr... Where's my boxcar?

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