Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Kelly Mott, the Human Tunneler

Hot: White-Hot Conway, the Insanely Feverish

Cold: Avalanche Jack "The Snowman" Lennon, the Refrigerator Coil

Stench: Stinky Ol' Horus Thompson

Spooky: Mickey "Graverobber" Miller, the Boogity Man

Sleazy: Poultry-Chokin' Vinnie Paulson, the "Special" Hugger

Crimbo: Stephenfindel "Mincemeat" Wreathweaver

The Hoboverlord sez: Dance WITH the boxcar, dance with the boxcar. It's... Frederick Lee, Frederick LEE IS...

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