Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Glue-Sniffin' Holden, the Sexual Elf

Hot: Norma "Hot Sauce" Stemple

Cold: Ike Haggard, the Freezerburn Kid

Stench: Raw Sewage Wallace Romero, the Nose Exploder

Spooky: Zane "Collywobbles" Washington

Sleazy: Grabby Moe "Sex Box" McDonald

Crimbo: Mickos "The Nut Cracker" Wenceslaus

The Hoboverlord sez: Shirts. shirts in the club. Say... Growl... Gotta... park the wallpaper.

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