Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Plastic-Moustache J. B. Shafer, the Vandal

Hot: Fire-Eatin' Pippin, the Hoboñero Jabo

Cold: Alistair Spitzner, the Snowball-Tosser

Stench: No-Showers Eustace, the Sulfuric Wonder

Spooky: Putrescent Conway "Deadeye" Wallace, the Eldritch Mist

Sleazy: J. B. Roosevelt, the Ogler

Crimbo: Byrondreth "Two Front Teeth" Ribbonwinder, the Sugarplum Visionary

The Hoboverlord sez: Lost the weightlifters. Mama's gonna be mad. Don't tell Napoleon. Hmmmmmmm...

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