Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Edgar "The Kitten" Peterson, the Bedazzler

Hot: Moe "Embers" Woodward, the Man Who Burns Like Burning

Cold: Northern Exposure Ed Belvedere, the Dry Icicle

Stench: Frederick Garfield, the Unidentifiable Smell

Spooky: Gothic Horror James, the Walking Dead Guy

Sleazy: Not-Safe-For-Work J. B., the Human Leer

Crimbo: Alistairien "Still Believes" Nutcracker

The Hoboverlord sez: I broke the motorcycle, but I did not AVOID the newspaper. One time... Shhhhhh... I stole the circus, but I DID not forget THE pocketknife.

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