Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Insufficient Funds Jonas Mack

Hot: Hothouse Leroy, the Human Flamethrower

Cold: Snowflake Bert, the Hobosicle

Stench: Halitosis Daddy, the Unidentifiable Smell

Spooky: Spooky Edgar, the Grim Panhandler

Sleazy: Mick Easthouse, the Bad Toucher

Crimbo: Round Yon Martinorm "Reindeer Gamey" Sauerkraut, the Crimbo Tradition

The Hoboverlord sez: Milks in the chair. Mr. SMITH gave me a pork chop once.

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