Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Reynaldo Nichols, the Enigma Machine

Hot: Steam Vent Travis, Who Burns at Both Ends

Cold: Anti-Anti-Freeze Eddie "Cold As Ice" Garfield

Stench: Trashcan Leo Woodward

Spooky: Ghoulish Dennis Capulet

Sleazy: Single-Entendre Yancy, the Midnight Groper

Crimbo: Barneyron Sleighbeller, the Gaily Appareled

The Hoboverlord sez: Can't find... it. Can't find the motorcycle. Gotta step on the... table.

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