Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Brokeback Marlon Easthouse, the Moistener

Hot: Ike McDurkee, the Inflammable Man

Cold: Polar Dookie Shatner, the Earl of Frostbite

Stench: Willie "Potent Joe" Steadwick, the Sultan of Stink

Spooky: Six-Feet-Under Updike, the Boogity Man

Sleazy: Morris "Trans-Fat" Capulet

Crimbo: Toy-Train-Makin' Redras Bowtier

The Hoboverlord sez: Growl... Do you know OLD Man Goldthwait? Watch out!... Don't tell The Pope.

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