Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Amazon Cholly, the Tapdancing Trombo

Hot: Smokin' Jim, the Walking Stove

Cold: Frigid Manny O'Sullivan

Stench: Leonard "Bad-Smellin' Saul" Rodriguez, the Filthy

Spooky: Dmitry Clinton, the Walking Dead Guy

Sleazy: Slippery Saul "Pencil-Thin Mustache" Sanford

Crimbo: Pippindir Turducken, the White Crimbo Dreamer

The Hoboverlord sez: Papa's got a statue. Grumble... Mama's got a wallpaper.

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