Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Professor Kenny, the Secret Cop

Hot: Molten Newton Peterson, the Man Who Feels Hot, Hot, Hot

Cold: Toby "Don't Get Your Tongue Stuck To Him" Davis

Stench: Norma "Only One Pair of Socks" Noriega

Spooky: Horrifying Brucie Belvedere

Sleazy: Tongue Wagglin' Fritz "Shoe-Mirrors" Brown, the Balding Guy with a Greasy Ponytail

Crimbo: Jedediahorm "Sugarplum" Giftwrapper, the Sugarplum Visionary

The Hoboverlord sez: The Pope's here. Careful... Can't find it. Can't find the lamp.

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