| Normal: Fake Cockney Accent Lamont Martinez, the Lumberjack Hot: Harold Zevon, the Flame Belcher Cold: Ice-Covered Clyde "Mr. Sleet" Clinton, the Indifferent Stare of a Former Lover Stench: Outhouse Dwight Hall, the Dumpster Sleeper Spooky: Coffin-Breath Chrysler "Gravedigger" Black Sleazy: Greased Nettles "Lingering Hug" McMahon Crimbo: Mollyroth Tinselstringer, Who Got Run Over By a Reindeer The Hoboverlord sez: Don't... tell Little SISTER. Gotta shake the boxcar. |