Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Morris "The Kitten" Garcia

Hot: Sam "Arson" Stemple, the Walking Stove

Cold: Icecubes Leroy Lennon

Stench: Tucker White, the Guy Who Chain-Smokes in a Poorly Ventilated Room

Spooky: Bony Manny "Abracadaver" Shannahan

Sleazy: Sven Nipperus, the Midnight Groper

Crimbo: Tinsel-Strewn Douglasorm Fudgeboxer

The Hoboverlord sez: Gotta buy the weightlifter. Watch it... SHATNER?

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