Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Double Stuff Morris "Blinky" Steadwick, the Lumberjack Mormon

Hot: Furnace-Face Chrysler Easthouse

Cold: Timmy "Icecube" McDonald

Stench: James "Halitosis" Simon

Spooky: Deathly Moe, the Crypt Creeper

Sleazy: Yuri "Sex Box" McMahon

Crimbo: Jelly-Filled Zaxxondriel, Who Came Upon the Midnight Clear

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