Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Merle "High School Sweetheart" Stipe

Hot: Frying-Pan Wade "Arson" Garcia

Cold: Victor "Icecube" Shafer

Stench: Norma Robinson, the Human Compost Heap

Spooky: Putrefying Stephen Rodriguez

Sleazy: Simon Wilson, the "Special" Hugger

Crimbo: Toy-Doll-Makin' Giancarlowen Treetopper

The Hoboverlord sez: Where's my coat? Mumble mumble... WHICH... boxcar? Tell me which boxcar.

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