Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Glue-Sniffin' Norma Waldorf

Hot: Jack "The Vermin Igniter" Easthouse

Cold: Freezerburn Pete Stemple, the Arctic Circular

Stench: Flatulent Morris Roosevelt, the Guy Who Eats Nothing But Limburger Cheese

Spooky: Slim "Collywobbles" Romero, Who Hides In The Shadows

Sleazy: Peepin' Vinnie Rodriguez, the Too-Slow Streaker

Crimbo: Tender and Mild Johnfindel Piebaker, the Decorator

The Hoboverlord sez: Have you seen Old Man DuPree? Tell me... Don't tell Grandpa.

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