Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Microfiche Rufus Brown, the Fruit Pie Magician

Hot: Fire-Breathin' Cholly, the Felonious Firebrand

Cold: Lou "Snowball" Isaacson, the Pennsylvania Snowman

Stench: Unwashed Jedediah Des Moines

Spooky: Dreadful Ted "Golgotha" Young

Sleazy: Cthulhu Harrison, the Human Stain

Crimbo: Fritzion Giftwrapper, the Fruity as a Nut Cake

The Hoboverlord sez: Pastry, egg, pastry. Are you Little Sister?

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