Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Accusin' P. T., the Waterproof Man

Hot: Earth's Core Stanley Wallace

Cold: Frozen-Drinks Romeo, the Too-Cold Ice Baby

Stench: Niles Sullivan, the Guy Who Eats Nothing But Limburger Cheese

Spooky: Freddy Thompson, the Empty Eye Socket

Sleazy: Adult Bookstore Paco "Pinky Ring" Khan, the Guy Who Casually Brushes Up Against You Way Too Often for It to Be a Coincidence

Crimbo: Jelly-Filled Daleion Turducken, Who May Or May Not Be Home For Crimbo

The Hoboverlord sez: I'm looking for MR. Montague. RADIO?

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