Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Leopard Print Slim Thompson

Hot: Quinn "Blaze" Pennington

Cold: Raph "Snowball" Mills

Stench: B. J. "Old Milk" Symington, the Dead Man, Judging by the Smell

Spooky: Dan Des Moines, the Hockey-Masked Marauder

Sleazy: Well-Oiled Saul, the Face Licker

Crimbo: Feliz Reynaldoron "The Fruitcaker" Treetopper

The Hoboverlord sez: Mrs. Clinton's got a trolley. Are you MAMA?

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