Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Shorty "Multiple" Bush, the Man of the Year

Hot: Riff "Fahrenheit 151" King

Cold: Yeti Vinnie Stipe

Stench: Louis Berry, the Methane Man

Spooky: P. D. Q. Brown, Who Sings Nursery Rhymes in a High-Pitched Voice While Delicately Caressing a Straight Razor

Sleazy: Off-Color Conway "Sex Box" Stipe

Crimbo: Nickwen Nutcracker, the One Who Waits Under the Mistletoe

The Hoboverlord sez: Old Man Bush? IT'S Papa, Papa is...

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