Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Giles "The Repeat Offender" Salisbury, the Lumberjack

Hot: Fireball Morris, the Insanely Feverish

Cold: Travis Jones, the Too-Cold Ice Baby

Stench: Dennis Huxtable, the Foulness-in-Chief of Stankonia

Spooky: Bony Twink, the Autopsist

Sleazy: Mature Audiences P. T., the Heavy Breather

Crimbo: Jedediahos "Jinglin' Bells" Piebaker

The Hoboverlord sez: I'm looking... FOR Grandpa. Motorcycle?

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