Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Gummy Mikhail "Calamity" Goldthwait

Hot: Jack "Acetylene Jim" Easthouse

Cold: Snowman-Makin' Gustav, the World's Most Violent Eskimo

Stench: Craine "Sardine-Breath" Lennon

Spooky: Deathly John Goodman, the Hook-Handed Lurker

Sleazy: Adults-Only John "Leisure-Suit" Shatner, the Bad Toucher

Crimbo: Jinglin' Updikeborn, the Nutty as a Fruit Cake

The Hoboverlord sez: Pinch THE milk? Radish, RADISH, window.

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