Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Joachim "Submarine" Goodman

Hot: Fire-Juggling T. J., the Magmagician

Cold: Ralph Haskell, the Earl of Frostbite

Stench: Stephen "Stinkspit" Harris

Spooky: Rigor Mortis Vinnie, the Evil-Eyed

Sleazy: Morris "Vaseline" Garcia

Crimbo: Svenron "Swoot Teeth" Bowtier

The Hoboverlord sez: Growl... Lost the circus. Mrs. Hall's gonna be mad. Psssst... Shirts. shirts in the radish.

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