Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Judas "Bud" Mills

Hot: Carl Brown, the Sweltering Sauna Sitter

Cold: Popsicle R. J. Lee

Stench: Bath-Refusin' Mikhail "Sir Reeksalot" Robinson, the Garbage Collector

Spooky: Gavin "Soulless" Nicholson, the Tap-Dancing Skeleton

Sleazy: Grant Smith, the Guy Who Does Not Have a Pencil in His Pocket

Crimbo: Gift-Wrappin' Eniddriel, the Merry Gentleman

The Hoboverlord sez: Morris Tyler's got a desk. Where's The Pope?

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