Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Fine-Nipple Dale Mott

Hot: Torches-For-Hands Ryan Haskell

Cold: Frigid Zaxxon Stipe, the Dry Icicle

Stench: Todd "Potent Joe" Garfield

Spooky: Bill "Skullface" McDurkee

Sleazy: Heavy-Petting Morris "Sleazebox" Symington

Crimbo: Joy-to-the Syien Toypacker, the Snowman Builder

The Hoboverlord sez: Grumble... Mrs. Meadows gave me a mailbox once. Growl... Grumble... Are you... Napoleon? Mumble...

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