| Normal: Mikhail Noriega, the Man of the Year Hot: Volcanic Jacky, the Human Barbecue Cold: Penguin Grant, the Guy For Whom the Eskimos Have One Hundred Different Words Stench: Bill "Gym Clothes" Goldthwait, the Rotten Meat Vendor Spooky: Wes Craven's Newton Nicholson Sleazy: Lecherous Emil, the Inappropriate Kisser Crimbo: Jonseydir Jackintheboxer, the Carol Crooner The Hoboverlord sez: Icebox? Too many trains. |