Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Buck "Chicken Sandwich" Bush, the Prosthetic Hobo

Hot: Thousand-Suns Ed, the Dry Heat

Cold: Snowman-Makin' Glenn "Frigidaire" Hall, the World's Most Violent Eskimo

Stench: Gangrene-Riddled Frederick Symington

Spooky: Coffin-Breath Horus Thomas

Sleazy: Simon Brown, the Ogler

Crimbo: Candy-Munchin' Dookieorm Turkeybaster

The Hoboverlord sez: One time... Can't find it. Can't find... THE telephone. Where's my weightlifter?

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