Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: John "Fast Fingers" Clark

Hot: Ember-Jugglin' Shekky Davis

Cold: Antarctic Manny, the Abominable Hobo

Stench: Raw Sewage Barney "Old Milk" Montague, the Dead Man, Judging by the Smell

Spooky: Putrefying Byron, the Cemetery Casanova

Sleazy: Single-Entendre Clancy Thompson

Crimbo: Bowl-Full-of-Jelly Raphbimbor Kiteflyer

The Hoboverlord sez: Papa, Papa, shake the... sandwich. It's Little Sister, Little Sister is...

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