Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Mountain-Humper Kelly Miller, the Land Pirate

Hot: Davenport "The Flaming Kebab" Smith, the Hobo On Fire

Cold: Fresh-From-The-Refrigerator Stevie O'Reilly

Stench: Sewerbaby James "Sulfur-Eatin'" McCartney

Spooky: Dunstan Steadwick, the Bloody-Aproned

Sleazy: Greased T. J. "Vaseline" Haskell, the Face Licker

Crimbo: Festive Yuriwen Nutcracker

The Hoboverlord sez: Do you know The Pope? Gotta pinch the weightlifter. Tell me...

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