Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Not-Quite-a-Quorum Theodore "Turnpike" Garfunkel, the Bent-Knee Yahoo

Hot: Hair-on-Fire Frederick Martin

Cold: Colin "Frosty" Symington, the Hobo Who Looks a Bit Like a Penguin

Stench: Moe "Swampy" Disraeli

Spooky: Dead Guy Doc "Graverobber" Johnson

Sleazy: Stanley Reagan, the Inappropriate Kisser

Crimbo: Zanerond Sleighbeller, the Nutty as a Fruit Cake

The Hoboverlord sez: Stemple gave me a toybox once. Eat the COAT? One time...

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