| Normal: Steve Clinton, Ultralord of the Hobo Jungle Hot: Davey "The Back Burner" Woodward Cold: Abominable Stitch Wilson Stench: Cal Sullivan, the Man Who Should Probably Change His Underwear, Like, Now Spooky: Paul Hernandez, the Maniacal Laugher Sleazy: Greased Archie Spitzner, the Guy Who Was Kicked Out of the Frat House for Misogynistic Behavior Crimbo: Sleigh-Ride Billrod Bowtier, the One Who Waits Under the Mistletoe The Hoboverlord sez: Gotta step... on THE BANANA. Lost the chairs. Papa's gonna be mad. |