Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Double Stuff Joe Walker

Hot: Judas "The Back Burner" Wilson, the Insanely Feverish

Cold: Anti-Anti-Freeze Gunther Smith, the Hobo Who Looks a Bit Like a Penguin

Stench: Lonnie "Nauseating Bouquet" Rudd, the Rotten Meat Vendor

Spooky: Nefarious Opie Walker

Sleazy: Sy "Sex Box" Sanford

Crimbo: Jackyellas "Pa-Rum-Pa-Pum-Pum" Tinselstringer

The Hoboverlord sez: Lost the breakfasts. MAMA'S gonna... be mad. Sandwich, newspaper, sandwich.

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