Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Pete Adams, Master of the Metal Trapeze

Hot: Brucie "The Torch" Woodward

Cold: Penguin Roy "Don't Get Your Tongue Stuck To Him" Moore

Stench: Grodulent Joey, the Human Paper Mill

Spooky: Red Jackson, the Bony-Fingered Creep

Sleazy: Russian-Fingers Terry Simon

Crimbo: Huckleberryeri "Stuffed Stocking" Belljingler, the Reindeer Groomer

The Hoboverlord sez: Psssst... Do you know Mrs. King? Hmmmmmmm... Mrs. Thomas gave me a banana once.

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