Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Spotted Stephen Harris

Hot: Red-Hot Pontius "Conflagration" Franklin

Cold: Mark Young, the Hobo-Shaped Ice Sculpture

Stench: Midden Roy "The Walking Toilet" Goldthwait

Spooky: Macabre Barney Paulson

Sleazy: Heavy-Petting Rufus, the Balding Guy with a Greasy Ponytail

Crimbo: Sauldir "Pa-Rum-Pa-Pum-Pum" Figgypudding

The Hoboverlord sez: Stemple gave me a telephone ONCE. Watch it... Where's... Napoleon?

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