Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Lou Cooper, the Many-Bearded

Hot: Archie Sullivan, the Human Tiki-Torch

Cold: Conway Rutgers, the Boston Penguin

Stench: Bill Taylor, the Guy Made Entirely Out of Onions Or At Least That's How He Smells

Spooky: Cadaverous Arthur Reagan

Sleazy: Louis "Speedo" McNichols, the Wolf-Whistler

Crimbo: Raphaeldir "Silver Bells" Nutcracker, the Nut Cracker

The Hoboverlord sez: Growl... Which train? Tell me which train. Watch out!... Newspaper, newspaper, pork chop.

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