Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Balloonpopper Leroy, Ultralord of the Hobo Jungle

Hot: Jim "JalapeƱo" Taylor

Cold: Quinn "Anti-antifreeze" Brown

Stench: J. R. Black, the Filthy

Spooky: Victor Westinghouse, the Hobo Who Wants Your Delicious Brains

Sleazy: Dirty Jokin' Dennis, Who Looks Down Your Shirt

Crimbo: Arthuruvel Turkeybaster, the White Crimbo Dreamer

The Hoboverlord sez: Wallpaper in the cup of coffee. Newspapers IN the breakfast.

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