Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Shekky "Smooth Operator" Waldorf

Hot: Quinn "Fireball" Harris

Cold: Avalanche Arthur Draper

Stench: Halitosis Zane, the Stankmaster

Spooky: Nothing-But-Femurs Daddy Wilson

Sleazy: Glenn "Close-Talking" Hathaway, the Human Stain

Crimbo: Jingle-Bell-Rockin' Moebimbor, the Sugarplum Visionary

The Hoboverlord sez: Mumble mumble... How many clubs. Telephones in the... cup of coffee.

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