Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Ugly-Ass Saul, the Tree Surgeon

Hot: Boiling Shekky Smith

Cold: Antarctic Dennis "Bluelips" Dunn

Stench: Quinn Stemple, the Human Stinkbomb

Spooky: Leonardo "Mass-Murderin'" Franklin, the Walking Dead Guy

Sleazy: Clancy "Clingy" Simon

Crimbo: Chestnut-Roastin' Eddiedreth Topspinner, Who Lets It Snow

The Hoboverlord sez: Boxcars. boxcars... in the... pork chop. Breakfast, breakfast, desk.

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