Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Fritz Martinez, the Hobo On Stilts

Hot: Rufus "Firebird" Cartwright, the Kerosene Kid

Cold: Nick "Wind Chill" Rudd

Stench: Trashcan Manny Taylor

Spooky: Opie Zevon, the Silent Hillbilly

Sleazy: Isaiah "Bad Touch" O'Sullivan

Crimbo: Zaneras "Still Believes" Jackintheboxer

The Hoboverlord sez: I'm looking for Papa. Grumble... Shhhhhh... I know The Pope.

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