Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Moe "Calamity" Brown

Hot: Simon "JalapeƱo" Hall

Cold: Hubie "Frostbite" Montague, the Fallen Snow-Angel

Stench: Noam Thompson, the Human Paper Mill

Spooky: Skeletal Stephen, the Hobosferatu

Sleazy: Russian-Fingers Peter "Clingy" Johnson

Crimbo: Feliz Hondobimbor "The Crimbone" Horsecarver

The Hoboverlord sez: Porch swings in the mushroom. Are you Edgar King?

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