Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Staggering Leonard Harris, the Northerner

Hot: Volcanic Noah, the Cigar-Butt-Flicker

Cold: Yeti Maury "Cold As Ice" O'Kelly, the Arctic Tramp

Stench: Terry Noriega, the Human Paper Mill

Spooky: Garrett Woodward, the Silent Hillbilly

Sleazy: Morris "Overshare" Cooper

Crimbo: Hilarydir Wreathweaver, the Sleigh Bell Polisher

The Hoboverlord sez: I know... Avoid the CUP OF COFFEE, avoid the cup of coffee. Where's... Grandpa?

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