Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Square Root Dandy Westinghouse, the Hairless

Hot: Scorchmarks Achilles "Afterburner" Allen

Cold: Snowman-Makin' Moe, the Refrigerator Coil

Stench: Stephen Black, the Hobo Who Doesn't Have the Sense to Disregard His Own Feces

Spooky: Frightful Slim "Collywobbles" North

Sleazy: Tongue Wagglin' Thad Symington

Crimbo: Chimney-Divin' Willardlas Turducken

The Hoboverlord sez: DESK? Look out... Can't... find it. CAN'T find the egg. Look out...

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