Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Roy "Dive Bar" Moore

Hot: Brimstone Noah, the Hoboñero Jabo

Cold: Icicle Patrick, the Shiverin' Shanker

Stench: Infected Jocko, the Filth Merchant

Spooky: Timmy "Hemp Dance" Williams

Sleazy: R. J. "Sleazebox" Smith

Crimbo: Jackybor "Pepperminty" Teddystuffer

The Hoboverlord sez: Telephones. telephones in THE... circus. Mrs. Stipe's here.

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