Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Several Teeth Mick "Champagne Cork" Franklin

Hot: Peter Cooper, the Cinder-Tosser

Cold: Moe "The Snowman" Peterson

Stench: Leroy "Musty" Jackson

Spooky: Dead Guy Tomas "Bogeyman" Smith, the Guy Who Likes Corpses a Little Too Much, If You Know What I Mean

Sleazy: Achilles "Greasy Ponytail" McMahon

Crimbo: Utherbimbor "Feast of Stephen" Halldecker, Who Got Run Over By a Reindeer

The Hoboverlord sez: Don't be... a trolley. Are... you... Napoleon?

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