Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Sterno-Drinkin' Thanatos, the Minuscule

Hot: Scorched-Earth Jacky Nelson

Cold: Horace Nite, the Human Zamboni

Stench: Gunther "Public Toilet" Brown

Spooky: Grant "Skullface" Jones, the Hobosferatu

Sleazy: Walter "Panty-Thief" Garfield

Crimbo: Gingerbread Brucieras Jackintheboxer

The Hoboverlord sez: Mushrooms. mushrooms in the SANDWICH. Lamp, lamp, toast.

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