Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Theodore "Hamburger" Brown

Hot: Craine Lee, the Sterno Connoisseur

Cold: Blizzard Ulrich, the Polar Express

Stench: Old Milk Steven Buck, the Hobo Who Doesn't Have the Sense to Disregard His Own Feces

Spooky: Nightmare R. T. "Gravedigger" White, the Shambling Man

Sleazy: XXX-Rated Ogilvy O'Sullivan

Crimbo: Hall-Deckin' Samion "Sugar-plums" Fruitcaker

The Hoboverlord sez: Do you KNOW Napoleon? I know Old... Man Belvedere.

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