Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: General Craig "Winky" Wilson

Hot: Steve McDurkee, the Brimstone Bumpkin

Cold: Alex "Chilly Willy" Lewis

Stench: Outhouse Opie, Who Smells Like Bad Meat or Good Cheese

Spooky: Duncan Clinton, the Bloody-Aproned

Sleazy: Roman-Hands Jonas "Peeping Tom" Harris

Crimbo: Gift-Wrappin' Stingdriel, the Festooner

The Hoboverlord sez: Can't find it. Can't find the desk. Napoleon's got a circus.

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