Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Questionable-Judgement Ed Noriega

Hot: Steam-Powered Giancarlo "Solar Flare" Robinson

Cold: Freezing T. J. O'Reilly

Stench: Eustace "Halitosis" Thomas

Spooky: Spooky Giancarlo "Old Scratch" Salisbury, the Shambling Man

Sleazy: Shorty Nichols, the Assless Chapper

Crimbo: Joeylas Halldecker, the Carol Crooner

The Hoboverlord sez: Can't find it. Can't FIND the POCKETKNIFE. I'm looking for Napoleon.

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