Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Walter "Marginal" Khan

Hot: Hot Morgan, the Man Who Feels Hot, Hot, Hot

Cold: Blizzard Ricky "Chilly Willy" Mack

Stench: Raw Sewage Fritz "Smelly" Rodriguez

Spooky: Dead Guy Opie O'Kelly

Sleazy: Mature Audiences Frederick Brooks

Crimbo: Candy-Cane-Suckin' Garrettdir Fruitcaker

The Hoboverlord sez: Can't find it. Can't find the BANANA. Bench, BENCH, chair.

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