Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Cletus "The Knickerbocker" Jones, the Buddha

Hot: Burninatin' Clarence Davis, the Walking Sunburn

Cold: Frigid Raphael "Mr. Sleet" Nelson, the Shiverin' Shanker

Stench: Unwashed Dan, the Master of Flatulence

Spooky: Night of the Living Pickles Franklin

Sleazy: Dandy Nipperus, Who Will Poka Da Nipples

Crimbo: Candy-Munchin' Glennras Giftwrapper, Who Is As Frightful As the Weather Outside

The Hoboverlord sez: Play the... CLUB? I polished the cup of coffee, but I did not park the mailbox.

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