Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Morris "Marigold" Meadows

Hot: Earth's Core Alan O'Reilly

Cold: Northern Exposure Louis Rodriguez

Stench: Foul-Smelling Craig Johnson, the Sultan of Stink

Spooky: Jonsey Taylor, the Hobosferatu

Sleazy: Byron Cartwright, the Moustache-Waxer

Crimbo: Toy-Train-Makin' Vinnieellas Treetopper

The Hoboverlord sez: Cup... OF COFFEE in the chair. Which mailbox? Tell me which mailbox. Shhhhhh...

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