Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Charlie "Sunken Treasure" Williams

Hot: Wemberly Lee, the Inflammable Man

Cold: Anti-Anti-Freeze Ed Goodman

Stench: Outhouse Shane McMahon

Spooky: Ghostly Dandy Shatner

Sleazy: Noam "Nipple Ring" Khan, the "Special" Hugger

Crimbo: Slimroth "Reindeer Gamey" Sauerkraut

The Hoboverlord sez: Tell me... Can't find it. Can't find the pastry. Motorcycle, motorcycle, mailbox.

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