Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Fritz Taylor, the Personal Trainer

Hot: Monk "JalapeƱo" O'Reilly

Cold: Blizzard Davenport "Frigidaire" Harrison

Stench: Bad Smellin' Dandy "Musty" O'Reilly, the Man Who Should Probably Change His Underwear, Like, Now

Spooky: Hondo Isaacson, the Autopsist

Sleazy: Adults-Only Todd "Pencil-Thin Mustache" Meadows

Crimbo: Stocking-Stuffin' Joachimuvel Wenceslaus

The Hoboverlord sez: Can't find it. Can't find the icebox. Toast, bench, toast.

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