Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Stitch O'Reilly, Who May Be Found by the Card Catalog

Hot: Jedediah "Firebrand" Jones

Cold: Freddy "Freezerburn" Walker

Stench: Bad Smellin' Cholly O'Sullivan

Spooky: Kenny "Goosepimples" Garfield

Sleazy: Too-Much-Pomade Willie Shannahan, the Guy Your Parents Were Specifically Referring To When They Said Not To Talk To Strangers

Crimbo: Tender and Mild Timmyras "Still Believes" Kiteflyer

The Hoboverlord sez: I REMEMBERED the... wallpaper, but I did... NOT shake the toast. Mutter... I know OLD Man Jackson.

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