Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Low-Carb Ed Waldorf, Ultralord of the Hobo Jungle

Hot: Woody "Hot Sauce" McDurkee, Who Is Hot Because He's Fly

Cold: Wilbur "Frozenfoot" Allen

Stench: Halitosis Barney Thompson

Spooky: Two-Feet-in-the-Grave Colin, the Walking Dead Guy

Sleazy: Greased Larry, the Moustache You Don't Trust

Crimbo: Jelly-Filled Mitchien Halldecker

The Hoboverlord sez: Mutter... Radios in the RADIO. Have you... seen The Pope? Brrrrr...

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