Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Fleabottle Ferris, the Waltz King

Hot: Fire-Breathin' Clayton, the Tabasco Man

Cold: Frozen Fingers Jonas Anderson

Stench: Emil Mills, the Smelliest Hobo In the World, Probably

Spooky: Unearthly Saul, the Evil-Eyed

Sleazy: Greased Andy Hathaway

Crimbo: Tinsel-Strewn Gilesron "Pepperminty" Sleighbeller

The Hoboverlord sez: Where's... Papa? Watch the club, watch THE club.

Generate some more