| You grew up on the fizzy streets of the great Azure City, where contrary to popular belief, the streets are mainly paved with horse dung. Well, at least in your neighborhood. Small wonder you grew up to be a professional Thief. As luck would have it, you found yourself wandering through the sleepy village of Morpork just as the village people (you know, the construction worker, the cop, the Indian) were beset by the evil Knight Venomhold, who had poisoned the town's Vietnamese pot-bellied pig population. Against your better judgment (and with the hope of fat loot to come), you agreed to try and bring the villain to justice. Everything was hunky-dory at first, but you didn't expect to have to bareknuckle-fight all those indigent native tribesmen. That weretiger picked the total worst time to eat your crossbow. Fortunately, "giving up" isn't in your dictionary (probably because it's two words), so you persevered. You fought your way through countless gangsters and thieves -- even a lich! But eventually you found the lair of the sinister Blood Devil Lord Badfella, and were able to defeat him by knocking him into a lava pool with a lucky critical hit. Bruised but successful, you made it back to the nearby city of Flabbernathy and claimed your reward.
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