| You grew up the son of a village idiot, but decided such a profession was lacking in excitement. After much hard training, (if you never spin again, it'll be too soon) you finally became a mighty Fighter. As luck would have it, you found yourself wandering through the sleepy village of Deaf Chicken just as the village people (you know, the construction worker, the cop, the Indian) were beset by the evil Warlock Morgar, who had poisoned the town's marmoset population. Against your better judgment (and with the hope of fat loot to come), you agreed to try and bring the villain to justice. It wasn't a thing until you got attacked by more hobos than you could handle. You were lucky to get out of there with your kidney intact! However, you managed to overcome the odds (and your injuries), and after a lengthy crawl through a crypt infested with badgers, you finally came upon the lair of the Black Devil Lord Arc'klor, who was guarding the object of your quest. The evil fiend fell before your halberd, and the land was finally free of his foul shenanigans. You made your way back to civilization, and basked in the glory of your success (and the reward money).
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