| After your quiet hometown of Sudoku was attacked by hobos and, despite your young age, you were forced to take up arms to defend it, you decided that the life of a Fighter was the life you were looking for. It would be a long and difficult road, but it sure beat the heck out of being a milkmaid like your son wanted. Having heard many rumors about how Pinochle was being systematically sacked by a band of marauding jocks (who had already looted and burned the villages of Mudhole, Dropseat, and Rusty Nail), and the ludicrous reward being offered for the ear of their leader, you decided it was finally time to put your mettle to the test. There was no drama in the LBC but then you wandered into a room totally full of hobgoblins, plus a owlbear, which is weird because you would have figured they'd have killed each other. They made a pretty good attempt at killing you, though. But, unwilling to let that keep you from glory, you gritted your teeth and wielded your flail, and cut your way through the hordes of jocks that stood between you and your goal. At last you found the lair of Frost Witchlord Baaaal, who quite unexpectedly turned out to be your long-lost uncle, but you killed the twat anyway. And thus was the land freed from tyranny, and you earned yourself a fat reward!
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