| Due to a misunderstanding, your sister enrolled you in Phleberron Wizard School at a young age. (You were actually just interested in cupping your balls.) Still, you graduated with high marks, and set out on your first adventure as a full-fledged Wizard. As luck would have it, as you were passing through the land of Kilmer, you stopped at the inn in the quiet hamlet of Foobar, and heard the local tavernkeep talking about the ancient necropolis that the town had (perhaps ill-advisedly) been built next to, and the fantastic Topaz Idol of Toothelder that was purported to be hidden there. Without bothering to ask why nobody had managed to recover it already, you set out on your very first quest. You had a good handle on it until you had to actually go in the dungeon. That was when you fell in a sphere of annihilation, got attacked by jocks, and got your thigh bitten off by a horse. But all that drama couldn't stop you. You'd never given up on anything, not even your childhood quest to scour all the tarantula in your hometown of Buttole. So you kept going, right into the owlry of the evil Marquis Diabolicus. Fortunately for you, he was out for lunch at the time, so you could grab some loot and get out before you got your kidney handed to you.
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