| After your quiet hometown of Buttole was attacked by gangsters and, despite your young age, you were forced to take up arms to defend it, you decided that the life of a Fighter was the life you were looking for. It would be a long and difficult road, but it sure beat the heck out of being a milkmaid like your grandpa wanted. Having heard many rumors about how Glameroth was being systematically sacked by a band of marauding gnolls (who had already looted and burned the villages of Sto Lat, Mudhole, and Deaf Chicken), and the ludicrous reward being offered for the arm of their leader, you decided it was finally time to put your mettle to the test. You were kickin' ass and chewin' bubblegum until you got your throat caught in a succubus and had to gnaw it off to escape. Fortunately, you don't need that to be a hero... but you will sort of miss it. But, unwilling to let that keep you from glory, you gritted your teeth and wielded your nunchuks, and cut your way through the hordes of barbarians that stood between you and your goal. At last you found the lair of Fire Knight Arc'klor, who quite unexpectedly turned out to be your long-lost roommate, but you killed the hick anyway. And thus was the land freed from tyranny, and you earned yourself a fat reward!
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