| After your quiet hometown of Cowpat was attacked by gunslingers and, despite your young age, you were forced to take up arms to defend it, you decided that the life of a Fighter was the life you were looking for. It would be a long and difficult road, but it sure beat the heck out of being a milkmaid like your uncle wanted. Having heard many rumors about how Nickelodeon was being systematically sacked by a band of marauding gunslingers (who had already looted and burned the villages of Pittsburgh, Pig-in-a-Poke, and Madlib), and the ludicrous reward being offered for the eye of their leader, you decided it was finally time to put your mettle to the test. At first it was a real breeze, until you got lost in a ruin -- all the walls looked exactly the same! You did find a sweet club +1 in a lich's lair, though, and were able to intimidate some dire dwarves into telling you where their boss's hideout was. Right before they stabbed you in the thigh. But all that drama couldn't stop you. You'd never given up on anything, not even your childhood quest to scour all the hissing cockroach in your hometown of Klatch. So you kept going, right into the horse stable of the evil Necromancer Scarvampire bat. Fortunately for you, he was out for lunch at the time, so you could grab some loot and get out before you got your thigh handed to you.
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