| Ever since you were a little boy, you wanted to become a mighty pirate and sail the seven seas, looting and plundering. Unfortunately, the country of Shaffly-on-Surrey is totally land-locked, so you had to settle for being a Thief. You rode into the city of Calamaria, and met a shadowy stranger in a hooded cloak who was sitting in the corner of the local bar. He told you about the legendary Gold Goat of Fandanzia, which is rumored to be hidden in an ancient crypt near the village of Whacking, and promised you a hefty fee if you could bring it to him. Figuring he wouldn't offer you the quest if it weren't level-appropriate, you readily agreed. At first it was a real breeze, until you had to actually go in the dungeon. That was when you fell in a succubus, got attacked by ents, and got your arm bitten off by a horse. But, you put on your brave face, and made your way through the caverns and caves to where the Blood Devil Lord Wrathstrong held court over his horde of cunning gypsies, and with uncountable swings of your shiv (and a few well-placed attacks of opportunity), you finally slew the horrible wanker and rode back to town to claim your glory (and reward).
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