| After the entire village of Dropseat was murdered, including your grandmother and father, you vowed to get your revenge. You became a mighty Fighter, albeit one who was easily distracted by sidequests. As you wandered the back alleys of Pig-in-a-Poke (and let's face it, most of that place is back alleys), a hand covered your mouth while a blade pushed gently at your ribs. You let yourself be dragged into a pitch-dark abandoned ironmongery. A sultry female voice introduced herself as Orange Dark crest. She asked you to undertake a quest to recover the blacksmith's lost sugar glider, Mrs. Cutesworth. Reasoning it was the best quest you'd get until you leveled up a bit, you agreed to help. You weren't having any problems but you soon were confounded by a fiendish rearranging of tiles with pictures of plumbing on them puzzle, and by the time you figured out to solve it, you were agitated as an underfed marmoset. But, unwilling to let that keep you from glory, you gritted your teeth and wielded your footaxe, and cut your way through the hordes of gnolls that stood between you and your goal. At last you found the lair of Shadow Sorcerer Dave, who quite unexpectedly turned out to be your long-lost niece, but you killed the buttface anyway. And thus was the land freed from tyranny, and you earned yourself a fat reward!
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