| As a child, you exhibited a normal of unusual talents, including the ability to Rock the Baby the first day you picked up a yo-yo. So your parents, creeped out by your paranormal abilities, enrolled you in Ov'reezy Wizard School. Before long, you earned your Nu of Ruby and could set out to make your fortune. In the fiefdom of Pinochle, in the unpleasant-smelling backwater of Phlegm, you found an inn with cheap lager and spent the night carousing. There, you heard a tale of the forgotten treasure of the Azure Canyons, lost for ages during the time of the great flood. You decided to seek the treasure yourself, heedless of the literal mountain of skeletons of those who had tried before you. There was no drama in the LBC up until the part where you found yourself trapped between a antlion pit and a awkward conversation, with a githyanki bearing down upon you. That strawberry was pretty delicious, but it's didn't really make up for the damage to your kidney. You holed up in a small storeroom with a lockable door, and spent several weeks resting until your hitpoints were back to full. Then, keeping a careful eye out for jocks, you made your way to the lair of Devil Barbarian Grognard and the object of your quest. You thought he nearly had you when he summoned a foul heliotrope slaad to his aid, but you put paid to the beast with your spear and knocked the villain screaming into a cheese-grater with a well-placed kick to the bung. At last, the treasure was yours!
|