| Ever since you were a little boy, you wanted to become a mighty pirate and sail the seven seas, looting and plundering. Unfortunately, the country of Febreezia is totally land-locked, so you had to settle for being a Thief. You rode into the city of Yarbleshire, and met a shadowy stranger in a hooded cloak who was sitting in the corner of the local bar. He told you about the legendary Sapphire Pig of Keaton, which is rumored to be hidden in an ancient necropolis near the village of Ironforge, and promised you a hefty fee if you could bring it to him. Figuring he wouldn't offer you the quest if it weren't level-appropriate, you readily agreed. You were doing a radical job until you had to actually go in the dungeon. That was when you fell in a gelatinous cube, got attacked by barbarians, and got your kidney bitten off by a burgundy slaad. But, you put on your brave face, and made your way through the caverns and caves to where the Black Sorcerer Arc'klor held court over his horde of drunken goblins, and with uncountable swings of your shillelagh (and a few well-placed attacks of opportunity), you finally slew the horrible yokel and rode back to town to claim your glory (and reward).
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