| Life was hard as a young man growing up in the city of Cavill, and it became even harder when you had your heart stolen by a quarter-witted, buxom blacksmith. You became a Thief, in order to steal it back (with interest). As you wandered the back alleys of Deaf Chicken (and let's face it, most of that place is back alleys), a hand covered your mouth while a blade pushed gently at your ribs. You let yourself be dragged into a pitch-dark abandoned horse stable. A sultry female voice introduced herself as Chestnut Dire knife. She asked you to undertake a quest to recover the Earl of Crunkleton's lost puppy, Cuddleface. Reasoning it was the best quest you'd get until you leveled up a bit, you agreed to help. Everything was hunky-dory until you got lost in a pyramid -- all the walls looked exactly the same! You did find a sweet morningstar +1 in a flesh golem's lair, though, and were able to intimidate some gypsies into telling you where their boss's hideout was. Right before they stabbed you in the neck. Bruised but unbroken, you readied your yo-yo and marched forth into the darkness, where you were immediately captured by the Grim Sorcerer Diabolicus's army of serpent-tongued skeletons. They hauled you before their master, but got bored and wandered off during his long gloating speech. Seeing your chance, you pushed the evil buttmunch into his own iron maiden, and escaped to claim your reward from the grateful people of Farnsworthington.
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