| When you were growing up in the little town of Sto Lat, you always wanted to be a mighty Sorcerer. You ended up being a Fighter instead, because you didn't have the right prime requisites. You rode into the city of Ov'reezy, and met a shadowy stranger in a hooded cloak who was sitting in the corner of the local bar. He told you about the legendary Amethyst Caribou of Cardinalbury Grove, which is rumored to be hidden in an ancient strip mall near the village of Piehole, and promised you a hefty fee if you could bring it to him. Figuring he wouldn't offer you the quest if it weren't level-appropriate, you readily agreed. At first it was a real breeze, until you got attacked by more dark elves than you could handle. You were lucky to get out of there with your foot intact! Fortunately, "giving up" isn't in your dictionary (probably because it's two words), so you persevered. You fought your way through countless gnolls and orphans -- even a gazebo! But eventually you found the lair of the sinister Grim Giant Blackhammer, and were able to defeat him by knocking him into a swinging razor-sharp pendulum with a lucky critical hit. Bruised but successful, you made it back to the nearby city of Hambonia and claimed your reward.
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