| As a baby you were stolen from your parents by a band of thieves and raised in a dark and wild factory. They regarded you as one of their own, but the time came for you to make your own name as a professional Thief. You headed off into the wild wilderness of Routh in search of adventure, and upon your arrival at the great city of Reeves you heard a town crier shouting about how the the Poo-bah's tattooed homie had been kidnapped by orphans, and the massive reward for their rescue. Not wanting to get in the way of the plot railroad, you set out on your new quest. Everything was going great until you got attacked by more lizardmen than you could handle. You were lucky to get out of there with your head intact! Fortunately, "giving up" isn't in your dictionary (probably because it's two words), so you persevered. You fought your way through countless badgers and orcs -- even a hellhound! But eventually you found the lair of the sinister Fire Knight Evilthing, and were able to defeat him by knocking him into a cookie jar with a lucky critical hit. Bruised but successful, you made it back to the nearby city of Taintingham and claimed your reward.
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