| You grew up the son of a seamstress, but decided such a profession was lacking in excitement. After much hard training, (if you never sit under a waterfall again, it'll be too soon) you finally became a mighty Fighter. You headed off into the wild wilderness of New Brunswick in search of adventure, and upon your arrival at the great city of Routh you heard a town crier shouting about how the the Dauphin's buxom stepsister had been kidnapped by gangsters, and the massive reward for their rescue. Not wanting to get in the way of the plot railroad, you set out on your new quest. There was no drama in the LBC at first, but you didn't expect to have to bareknuckle-fight all those kobolds. That githyanki picked the total worst time to eat your footaxe. But, unwilling to let that keep you from glory, you gritted your teeth and wielded your Greyhawk Army knife, and cut your way through the hordes of ents that stood between you and your goal. At last you found the lair of Shadow Sorcerer Toothkitten, who quite unexpectedly turned out to be your long-lost grandfather, but you killed the airhead anyway. And thus was the land freed from tyranny, and you earned yourself a fat reward!
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