| After the entire village of Klatch was murdered, including your wife and father, you vowed to get your revenge. You became a mighty Fighter, albeit one who was easily distracted by sidequests. One fateful day, you were strolling through the quiet village of Foobar when you met the town town crier. That worthy begged you to try and rescue the town crier's skeletal nephew, who had been kidnapped by bullywugs. Having little to do except save the world from an evil sorcerer or whatever, you took the quest. You were rocking the house up until the part where you found yourself trapped between a crocodile's mouth and a swinging razor-sharp pendulum, with a bugbear bearing down upon you. That strawberry was pretty delicious, but it's didn't really make up for the damage to your bung. Nevertheless, you fought your way through evil overlord's strip mall, dispatching ents left and right, and finally arrived at the throne room of the Horror Sorcerer Badfella. After a long and dramatic battle, you plunged your bardiche into his leg. The entire dungeon unexpectedly began to collapse as soon as the evil smartass was dead, but you managed to escape with your life, and claimed your reward from the grateful people of Reeves.
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