| Due to a misunderstanding, your mother enrolled you in Reeves Wizard School at a young age. (You were actually just interested in sawing ladies in half.) Still, you graduated with high marks, and set out on your first adventure as a full-fledged Wizard. As luck would have it, as you were passing through the land of Burglechester, you stopped at the inn in the quiet hamlet of Cabbagetown, and heard the local tavernkeep talking about the ancient dungeon that the town had (perhaps ill-advisedly) been built next to, and the fantastic Amber Idol of Bloodswift that was purported to be hidden there. Without bothering to ask why nobody had managed to recover it already, you set out on your very first quest. Everything was going great until you had to actually go in the dungeon. That was when you fell in a crocodile's mouth, got attacked by accountants, and got your groin bitten off by a carrion crawler. Bruised but unbroken, you readied your crossbow and marched forth into the darkness, where you were immediately captured by the Ice Lord Mawmaster's army of red-headed gnolls. They hauled you before their master, but got bored and wandered off during his long gloating speech. Seeing your chance, you pushed the evil buttmunch into his own vending machine, and escaped to claim your reward from the grateful people of Olivehawk.
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