| At an early age, you were apprenticed to the Great Wizard Emil, but you grew tired of having to shine the floors and brush the alchemical equipment day in and day out. So, you stole a spellbook and took off to become a Wizard on your own. As you wandered the back alleys of Sudoku (and let's face it, most of that place is back alleys), a hand covered your mouth while a blade pushed gently at your ribs. You let yourself be dragged into a pitch-dark abandoned tannery. A sultry female voice introduced herself as Denim Death stein. She asked you to undertake a quest to recover a knight's lost kitten, Yancy. Reasoning it was the best quest you'd get until you leveled up a bit, you agreed to help. Everything was going great until you got lost in a crypt -- all the walls looked exactly the same! You did find a sweet handaxe +1 in a gazebo's lair, though, and were able to intimidate some skeletons into telling you where their boss's hideout was. Right before they stabbed you in the foot. But, unwilling to let that keep you from glory, you gritted your teeth and wielded your halberd, and cut your way through the hordes of jocks that stood between you and your goal. At last you found the lair of Devil Overlord Grognard, who quite unexpectedly turned out to be your long-lost half-brother, but you killed the twat anyway. And thus was the land freed from tyranny, and you earned yourself a fat reward!
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