| Even though you were a bright-eyed child, you always wanted to become a Fighter, like your father and his father before him. You got your wish when your hometown of Stubborn Mule was attacked by a horde of Dragon Capybaras. You got your shoulder handed to you, but it cemented your desire to fight. Your life changed one day, changed irrevocably -- and perhaps not for the better -- when you were wandering down the quaint bucolic dusty paths of the tiny farming village of Klatch. There, you met the barman's bright-eyed nephew, who gave you broad hints as to the last known location of the long-lost Amethyst Albatross. Recognizing the street value of such a rare treasure, you set off to find it. It wasn't a thing until you got attacked by more gnolls than you could handle. You were lucky to get out of there with your throat intact! But, unwilling to let that keep you from glory, you gritted your teeth and wielded your sack of doorknobs, and cut your way through the hordes of skeletons that stood between you and your goal. At last you found the lair of Shadow Barbarian Hasslehoff, who quite unexpectedly turned out to be your long-lost grandmother, but you killed the pissant anyway. And thus was the land freed from tyranny, and you earned yourself a fat reward!
|