| When you were growing up in the little town of Pitlick, you always wanted to be a mighty Ranger. You ended up being a Fighter instead, because you didn't have the right prime requisites. One fateful day, you were strolling through the quiet village of Phlegm when you met the town tavernkeep. That worthy begged you to try and rescue a knight's ugly aunt, who had been kidnapped by skeletons. Having little to do except save the world from an evil sorcerer or whatever, you took the quest. You were doing a nifty job until you got attacked by more desperados than you could handle. You were lucky to get out of there with your head intact! Nevertheless, you fought your way through evil overlord's tomb, dispatching goblins left and right, and finally arrived at the throne room of the Death Overlord Frazool. After a long and dramatic battle, you plunged your shillelagh into his throat. The entire dungeon unexpectedly began to collapse as soon as the evil yokel was dead, but you managed to escape with your life, and claimed your reward from the grateful people of Delawhat.
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