| Life was hard as an orphan on the streets of Pitlick, without a brother or grandmother to teach you right from wrong. On the other hand, you wouldn't have grown up to be such a talented Thief otherwise. Having heard many rumors about how Eggshire was being systematically sacked by a band of marauding gnolls (who had already looted and burned the villages of Rusty Nail, Sudoku, and Piehole), and the ludicrous reward being offered for the giblets of their leader, you decided it was finally time to put your mettle to the test. It wasn't a thing up until the part where you found yourself trapped between a iron maiden and a beartrap, with a bugbear bearing down upon you. That strawberry was pretty delicious, but it's didn't really make up for the damage to your head. However, you knew you'd never be a mighty adventurer if you let a little setback like that stop you, and damned if you were going to end up a "seamstress" in some crummy backwater like Pitlick or Mondale. So you pressed onward until you discovered the lair of the Horror Knight Fangelder, and after a long and dramatic battle you successfully put an end to his evil ways. And then you looted the hell out of his hideout.
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