| As a child, you exhibited a normal of unusual talents, including the ability to Time Warp the first day you picked up a yo-yo. So your parents, creeped out by your paranormal abilities, enrolled you in Kilmer Wizard School. Before long, you earned your Upsilon of Emerald and could set out to make your fortune. You rode into the city of Marmosettia, and met a shadowy stranger in a hooded cloak who was sitting in the corner of the local bar. He told you about the legendary Sapphire Puppy of Flabbernathy, which is rumored to be hidden in an ancient pyramid near the village of Foobar, and promised you a hefty fee if you could bring it to him. Figuring he wouldn't offer you the quest if it weren't level-appropriate, you readily agreed. You weren't having any problems but you soon were confounded by a fiendish color-matching puzzle, and by the time you figured out to solve it, you were disgruntled as an underfed weasel. But, unwilling to let that keep you from glory, you gritted your teeth and wielded your nunchuks, and cut your way through the hordes of dire dwarves that stood between you and your goal. At last you found the lair of Frost Lawyer Frazool, who quite unexpectedly turned out to be your long-lost second cousin, but you killed the skank anyway. And thus was the land freed from tyranny, and you earned yourself a fat reward!
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