| Ever since you were a little boy, you wanted to become a mighty pirate and sail the seven seas, looting and plundering. Unfortunately, the country of Hamonrye is totally land-locked, so you had to settle for being a Thief. Your life changed one day, changed irrevocably -- and perhaps not for the better -- when you were wandering down the quaint bucolic dusty paths of the tiny farming village of Dropseat. There, you met a farmer's serpent-tongued half-brother, who gave you broad hints as to the last known location of the long-lost Gold Dog. Recognizing the street value of such a rare treasure, you set off to find it. It wasn't a thing until you dropped your 10' pole in a beartrap and couldn't get it back out. Wouldn't you know it, that was when the thieves showed up. However, you knew you'd never be a mighty adventurer if you let a little setback like that stop you, and damned if you were going to end up a "seamstress" in some crummy backwater like Molehill or Frog. So you pressed onward until you discovered the lair of the Terror Sorcerer Morgar, and after a long and dramatic battle you successfully put an end to his evil ways. And then you looted the hell out of his hideout.
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