| Even though you were a sexy child, you always wanted to become a Fighter, like your father and his father before him. You got your wish when your hometown of Hamlet was attacked by a horde of Horror Koalas. You got your leg handed to you, but it cemented your desire to fight. As you wandered the back alleys of Mudhole (and let's face it, most of that place is back alleys), a hand covered your mouth while a blade pushed gently at your ribs. You let yourself be dragged into a pitch-dark abandoned pig stable. A sultry female voice introduced herself as Amaranth Dread soul. She asked you to undertake a quest to recover the Lord of Calamaria's lost sugar glider, Snugglesworth. Reasoning it was the best quest you'd get until you leveled up a bit, you agreed to help. You were doing a radical job until you had to fend off half a dozen ents with your neck trapped in a beartrap. Fortunately, most of them ran away when the bugbear showed up, and you played dead until it left. That's not very heroic, but hey, it worked. Nevertheless, you fought your way through evil overlord's pyramid, dispatching gnolls left and right, and finally arrived at the throne room of the Evil King Grindtibia. After a long and dramatic battle, you plunged your spear into his eye. The entire dungeon unexpectedly began to collapse as soon as the evil creep was dead, but you managed to escape with your life, and claimed your reward from the grateful people of Yarbleshire.
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