| Life was hard as an orphan on the streets of Deaf Chicken, without a dad or mom to teach you right from wrong. On the other hand, you wouldn't have grown up to be such a talented Thief otherwise. As you wandered the back alleys of Morpork (and let's face it, most of that place is back alleys), a hand covered your mouth while a blade pushed gently at your ribs. You let yourself be dragged into a pitch-dark abandoned horse stable. A sultry female voice introduced herself as Heliotrope Night wind. She asked you to undertake a quest to recover the Dauphin's lost dog, Mrs. Fuzzy. Reasoning it was the best quest you'd get until you leveled up a bit, you agreed to help. You weren't having any problems until you had to actually go in the dungeon. That was when you fell in a gelatinous cube, got attacked by jerks, and got your kidney bitten off by a beholder. But all that drama couldn't stop you. You'd never given up on anything, not even your childhood quest to mop all the goldfish in your hometown of Foobar. So you kept going, right into the tallow rending plant of the evil Witchlord Morgar. Fortunately for you, he was out for lunch at the time, so you could grab some loot and get out before you got your calf handed to you.
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