| Inspired by the great deeds of your mother, Grue Rose, you knew from an early age you wanted to be a Fighter. After a scant 2 years of training, you were finally ready to seek your fortune in the large, indifferent world. You headed off into the wild wilderness of Marmosettia in search of adventure, and upon your arrival at the great city of Calamaria you heard a town crier shouting about how the the Dauphin's homely second cousin had been kidnapped by dark elves, and the massive reward for their rescue. Not wanting to get in the way of the plot railroad, you set out on your new quest. You were doing really well until you had to actually go in the dungeon. That was when you fell in a spiked pit, got attacked by ents, and got your skull bitten off by a flesh golem. But, unwilling to let that keep you from glory, you gritted your teeth and wielded your magic wand, and cut your way through the hordes of jerks that stood between you and your goal. At last you found the lair of Shadow Lawyer Xxyrg, who quite unexpectedly turned out to be your long-lost cousin, but you killed the scrub anyway. And thus was the land freed from tyranny, and you earned yourself a fat reward!
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