| Lacking the patience to be a Mage and the brawn to be a Fighter, you decided to be the next best thing: a professional chef. Sadly, your recipe for parboiled deep-fried cucumbers was unappreciated by the plebes in your tiny hometown of Bobcat, so you became a professional Thief instead. You headed off into the wild wilderness of Reeves in search of adventure, and upon your arrival at the great city of Eggshire you heard a town crier shouting about how the the blacksmith's fat grandmother had been kidnapped by tramps, and the massive reward for their rescue. Not wanting to get in the way of the plot railroad, you set out on your new quest. It was pretty easy, up until the part where you found yourself trapped between a lava pool and a sphere of annihilation, with a mimic bearing down upon you. That strawberry was pretty delicious, but it's didn't really make up for the damage to your giblets. However, you knew you'd never be a mighty adventurer if you let a little setback like that stop you, and damned if you were going to end up a tavernkeep in some crummy backwater like Cold Crick or Deaf Chicken. So you pressed onward until you discovered the lair of the Blood Sorcerer Ribradius, and after a long and dramatic battle you successfully put an end to his evil ways. And then you looted the hell out of his hideout.
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