| After the entire village of Flytrap was murdered, including your wife and brother, you vowed to get your revenge. You became a mighty Fighter, albeit one who was easily distracted by sidequests. You rode into the city of Schmalbion, and met a shadowy stranger in a hooded cloak who was sitting in the corner of the local bar. He told you about the legendary Gold Pelican of Farc'b'n, which is rumored to be hidden in an ancient strip mall near the village of Malph, and promised you a hefty fee if you could bring it to him. Figuring he wouldn't offer you the quest if it weren't level-appropriate, you readily agreed. You had a good handle on it until you had to fend off half a dozen gunslingers with your thigh trapped in a antlion pit. Fortunately, most of them ran away when the weretiger showed up, and you played dead until it left. That's not very heroic, but hey, it worked. But all that drama couldn't stop you. You'd never given up on anything, not even your childhood quest to exfoliate all the hissing cockroach in your hometown of Cowpat. So you kept going, right into the haberdashery of the evil Wizard Dave. Fortunately for you, he was out for lunch at the time, so you could grab some loot and get out before you got your arm handed to you.
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