| Lacking the patience to be a Mage and the brawn to be a Fighter, you decided to be the next best thing: a professional chef. Sadly, your recipe for tossed deviled eggs was unappreciated by the plebes in your tiny hometown of Malph, so you became a professional Thief instead. You rode into the city of Crunkleford, and met a shadowy stranger in a hooded cloak who was sitting in the corner of the local bar. He told you about the legendary Amber Lizard of Flansburgh, which is rumored to be hidden in an ancient strip mall near the village of Mondale, and promised you a hefty fee if you could bring it to him. Figuring he wouldn't offer you the quest if it weren't level-appropriate, you readily agreed. Everything was hunky-dory until you got attacked by more desperados than you could handle. You were lucky to get out of there with your thigh intact! Bruised but unbroken, you readied your Leatherman and marched forth into the darkness, where you were immediately captured by the Horror Knight Diabolico's army of cunning thieves. They hauled you before their master, but got bored and wandered off during his long gloating speech. Seeing your chance, you pushed the evil rat into his own sphere of annihilation, and escaped to claim your reward from the grateful people of Shaffly-on-Surrey.
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