| Life was hard as a young man growing up in the city of Kilmer, and it became even harder when you had your heart stolen by a serpent-tongued, fat stableboy. You became a Thief, in order to steal it back (with interest). You rode into the city of Claremont, and met a shadowy stranger in a hooded cloak who was sitting in the corner of the local bar. He told you about the legendary Amethyst Monkey of Burblegroat, which is rumored to be hidden in an ancient pyramid near the village of Cheddarwurst, and promised you a hefty fee if you could bring it to him. Figuring he wouldn't offer you the quest if it weren't level-appropriate, you readily agreed. It wasn't a thing until you dropped your Leatherman in a cookie jar and couldn't get it back out. Wouldn't you know it, that was when the bullywugs showed up. Nevertheless, you fought your way through evil overlord's ruin, dispatching lizardmen left and right, and finally arrived at the throne room of the Evil Witchlord Woundedmonkey. After a long and dramatic battle, you plunged your spear into his foot. The entire dungeon unexpectedly began to collapse as soon as the evil poseur was dead, but you managed to escape with your life, and claimed your reward from the grateful people of Farc'b'n.
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