| Life was hard as a young man growing up in the city of Taintingham, and it became even harder when you had your heart stolen by a quarter-witted, serpent-tongued squire. You became a Thief, in order to steal it back (with interest). Your life changed one day, changed irrevocably -- and perhaps not for the better -- when you were wandering down the quaint bucolic dusty paths of the tiny farming village of Ironforge. There, you met the Dauphin's cunning stepchild, who gave you broad hints as to the last known location of the long-lost Emerald Mosquito. Recognizing the street value of such a rare treasure, you set off to find it. Everything was hunky-dory but then you wandered into a room totally full of gnolls, plus a flesh golem, which is weird because you would have figured they'd have killed each other. They made a pretty good attempt at killing you, though. Nevertheless, you fought your way through evil overlord's tower, dispatching gypsies left and right, and finally arrived at the throne room of the Vampire King Mephistor. After a long and dramatic battle, you plunged your nunchuks into his arm. The entire dungeon unexpectedly began to collapse as soon as the evil buttmunch was dead, but you managed to escape with your life, and claimed your reward from the grateful people of Zevroozlchester.
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