When you were growing up in the little town of Mudhole, you always wanted to be a mighty Barbarian. You ended up being a Fighter instead, because you didn't have the right prime requisites.

You rode into the city of Llewllamarall, and met a shadowy stranger in a hooded cloak who was sitting in the corner of the local bar. He told you about the legendary Azure Raven of Brazzleton, which is rumored to be hidden in an ancient dungeon near the village of Cold Crick, and promised you a hefty fee if you could bring it to him. Figuring he wouldn't offer you the quest if it weren't level-appropriate, you readily agreed.

You had a good handle on it up until the part where you found yourself trapped between a succubus and a vending machine, with a owlbear bearing down upon you. That strawberry was pretty delicious, but it's didn't really make up for the damage to your arm.

However, you managed to overcome the odds (and your injuries), and after a lengthy crawl through a ruin infested with bullywugs, you finally came upon the lair of the Dark Troll Arc'klor, who was guarding the object of your quest. The evil fiend fell before your shillelagh, and the land was finally free of his foul shenanigans. You made your way back to civilization, and basked in the glory of your success (and the reward money).

Loot:contemptful thimble of irascibility
endless flagon of ent sarsaparilla
bracers of stoic shark summoning

Another!