| Ever since you were a little boy, you wanted to become a mighty pirate and sail the seven seas, looting and plundering. Unfortunately, the country of Crunkleton is totally land-locked, so you had to settle for being a Thief. As luck would have it, as you were passing through the land of Wibbleshire, you stopped at the inn in the quiet hamlet of Stubborn Mule, and heard the local milkmaid talking about the ancient pyramid that the town had (perhaps ill-advisedly) been built next to, and the fantastic Silver Idol of Dragonforbidden that was purported to be hidden there. Without bothering to ask why nobody had managed to recover it already, you set out on your very first quest. You weren't having any problems until you got attacked by more thieves than you could handle. You were lucky to get out of there with your head intact! But, unwilling to let that keep you from glory, you gritted your teeth and wielded your mace, and cut your way through the hordes of barbarians that stood between you and your goal. At last you found the lair of Evil Lawyer Arc'klor, who quite unexpectedly turned out to be your long-lost niece, but you killed the dork anyway. And thus was the land freed from tyranny, and you earned yourself a fat reward!
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