| Due to a misunderstanding, your mother enrolled you in Waxton Wizard School at a young age. (You were actually just interested in card tricks.) Still, you graduated with high marks, and set out on your first adventure as a full-fledged Wizard. As luck would have it, as you were passing through the land of Burglechester, you stopped at the inn in the quiet hamlet of Hamlet, and heard the local seamstress talking about the ancient tomb that the town had (perhaps ill-advisedly) been built next to, and the fantastic Amber Idol of Englebert that was purported to be hidden there. Without bothering to ask why nobody had managed to recover it already, you set out on your very first quest. You were rocking the house up until the part where you found yourself trapped between a sphere of annihilation and a beartrap, with a copper slaad bearing down upon you. That strawberry was pretty delicious, but it's didn't really make up for the damage to your nipple. But, unwilling to let that keep you from glory, you gritted your teeth and wielded your Leatherman, and cut your way through the hordes of dire dwarves that stood between you and your goal. At last you found the lair of Dragon Troll Shredunder, who quite unexpectedly turned out to be your long-lost cousin, but you killed the spaz anyway. And thus was the land freed from tyranny, and you earned yourself a fat reward!
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