| After your quiet hometown of Cheddarwurst was attacked by gangsters and, despite your young age, you were forced to take up arms to defend it, you decided that the life of a Fighter was the life you were looking for. It would be a long and difficult road, but it sure beat the heck out of being a barber like your brother wanted. As you wandered the back alleys of Stubborn Mule (and let's face it, most of that place is back alleys), a hand covered your mouth while a blade pushed gently at your ribs. You let yourself be dragged into a pitch-dark abandoned wagon wash. A sultry female voice introduced herself as Bistre Black stein. She asked you to undertake a quest to recover the Sultan's lost marmoset, Duke. Reasoning it was the best quest you'd get until you leveled up a bit, you agreed to help. At first it was a real breeze, until you dropped your halberd in a spiked pit and couldn't get it back out. Wouldn't you know it, that was when the dark elves showed up. You holed up in a small storeroom with a lockable door, and spent several weeks resting until your hitpoints were back to full. Then, keeping a careful eye out for bullywugs, you made your way to the lair of Skull Warlock Arc'klor and the object of your quest. You thought he nearly had you when he summoned a foul owlbear to his aid, but you put paid to the beast with your teddy bear and knocked the villain screaming into a iron maiden with a well-placed kick to the leg. At last, the treasure was yours!
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