| Life was hard as an orphan on the streets of Hamlet, without a uncle or mother to teach you right from wrong. On the other hand, you wouldn't have grown up to be such a talented Thief otherwise. Your life changed one day, changed irrevocably -- and perhaps not for the better -- when you were wandering down the quaint bucolic dusty paths of the tiny farming village of Pig-in-a-Poke. There, you met the Sultan's cunning stepsister, who gave you broad hints as to the last known location of the long-lost Sapphire Tiger. Recognizing the street value of such a rare treasure, you set off to find it. It wasn't a thing until you got attacked by more skeletons than you could handle. You were lucky to get out of there with your neck intact! Nevertheless, you fought your way through evil overlord's tomb, dispatching ents left and right, and finally arrived at the throne room of the Horror Sorcerer Diabolicus. After a long and dramatic battle, you plunged your teddy bear into his ear. The entire dungeon unexpectedly began to collapse as soon as the evil scrub was dead, but you managed to escape with your life, and claimed your reward from the grateful people of Flansburgh.
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