| Due to a misunderstanding, your grandma enrolled you in Reeves Wizard School at a young age. (You were actually just interested in card tricks.) Still, you graduated with high marks, and set out on your first adventure as a full-fledged Wizard. You headed off into the wild wilderness of Burglechester in search of adventure, and upon your arrival at the great city of New Brunswick you heard a town crier shouting about how the the Lord of Swampleton's serpent-tongued nephew had been kidnapped by jerks, and the massive reward for their rescue. Not wanting to get in the way of the plot railroad, you set out on your new quest. It wasn't a thing up until the part where you found yourself trapped between a succubus and a lava pool, with a rakshasa bearing down upon you. That strawberry was pretty delicious, but it's didn't really make up for the damage to your knee. Nevertheless, you fought your way through evil overlord's pyramid, dispatching jocks left and right, and finally arrived at the throne room of the Grim Warlock Spitewind. After a long and dramatic battle, you plunged your crossbow into his ear. The entire dungeon unexpectedly began to collapse as soon as the evil buttface was dead, but you managed to escape with your life, and claimed your reward from the grateful people of Prefectford.
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