| Due to a misunderstanding, your mom enrolled you in Burglechester Wizard School at a young age. (You were actually just interested in keeping pigeons in your pockets.) Still, you graduated with high marks, and set out on your first adventure as a full-fledged Wizard. At the tiny tavern on the outskirts of the Village of Stubborn Mule, you were trapped in a conversation with a man who had clearly had more than his fill of root beer. He told you about the great plague of fish that had beset the entire region of Shaffly-on-Surrey, and of the rumor that the evil Knight Grunwold was the source of the unpleasantness. You resolved to find the villain and dispatch him, mostly to get the drunk guy to shut up. You were doing really well but then you wandered into a room totally full of badgers, plus a carrion crawler, which is weird because you would have figured they'd have killed each other. They made a pretty good attempt at killing you, though. But, unwilling to let that keep you from glory, you gritted your teeth and wielded your knife, and cut your way through the hordes of hobos that stood between you and your goal. At last you found the lair of Shadow Marquis Hasslehoff, who quite unexpectedly turned out to be your long-lost homie, but you killed the wierdo anyway. And thus was the land freed from tyranny, and you earned yourself a fat reward!
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