| After your quiet hometown of Spazmotic was attacked by orcs and, despite your young age, you were forced to take up arms to defend it, you decided that the life of a Fighter was the life you were looking for. It would be a long and difficult road, but it sure beat the heck out of being a "seamstress" like your uncle wanted. You rode into the city of Taintingham, and met a shadowy stranger in a hooded cloak who was sitting in the corner of the local bar. He told you about the legendary Diamond Beaver of Calamaria, which is rumored to be hidden in an ancient tomb near the village of Cowpat, and promised you a hefty fee if you could bring it to him. Figuring he wouldn't offer you the quest if it weren't level-appropriate, you readily agreed. At first it was a real breeze, until you got lost in a dungeon -- all the walls looked exactly the same! You did find a sweet scythe +1 in a shoggoth's lair, though, and were able to intimidate some badgers into telling you where their boss's hideout was. Right before they stabbed you in the leg. Nevertheless, you fought your way through evil overlord's strip mall, dispatching hobgoblins left and right, and finally arrived at the throne room of the Devil Warlock Thorncaribou. After a long and dramatic battle, you plunged your dagger into his ankle. The entire dungeon unexpectedly began to collapse as soon as the evil douchebag was dead, but you managed to escape with your life, and claimed your reward from the grateful people of Burglechester.
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