| You always knew that the village of Stubborn Mule wasn't big enough for you -- after all, it was just the one hut, and it was a small one. So, when you came of age, you decided to make a name for yourself as a Fighter. (You parents never gave you a name. You were hoping for "Gunther".) As you wandered the back alleys of Spazmotic (and let's face it, most of that place is back alleys), a hand covered your mouth while a blade pushed gently at your ribs. You let yourself be dragged into a pitch-dark abandoned comic shop. A sultry female voice introduced herself as Rose Raven stein. She asked you to undertake a quest to recover a knight's lost budgie, Cutesworth. Reasoning it was the best quest you'd get until you leveled up a bit, you agreed to help. You were doing really well up until the part where you found yourself trapped between a beartrap and a vending machine, with a rakshasa bearing down upon you. That strawberry was pretty delicious, but it's didn't really make up for the damage to your head. But, unwilling to let that keep you from glory, you gritted your teeth and wielded your 10' pole, and cut your way through the hordes of badgers that stood between you and your goal. At last you found the lair of Devil Necromancer Unpleasantor, who quite unexpectedly turned out to be your long-lost nephew, but you killed the douchebag anyway. And thus was the land freed from tyranny, and you earned yourself a fat reward!
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