| Ever since you were a little boy, you wanted to become a mighty pirate and sail the seven seas, looting and plundering. Unfortunately, the country of Chocolatehawk is totally land-locked, so you had to settle for being a Thief. Your life changed one day, changed irrevocably -- and perhaps not for the better -- when you were wandering down the quaint bucolic dusty paths of the tiny farming village of Flytrap. There, you met the blacksmith's drunken son, who gave you broad hints as to the last known location of the long-lost Gold Elephant seal. Recognizing the street value of such a rare treasure, you set off to find it. You were doing a tubular job but then you wandered into a room totally full of barbarians, plus a mimic, which is weird because you would have figured they'd have killed each other. They made a pretty good attempt at killing you, though. But, you put on your brave face, and made your way through the caverns and caves to where the Evil Necromancer Diablolo held court over his horde of buxom gypsies, and with uncountable swings of your footaxe (and a few well-placed attacks of opportunity), you finally slew the horrible assface and rode back to town to claim your glory (and reward).
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