| Lacking the patience to be a Mage and the brawn to be a Fighter, you decided to be the next best thing: a professional chef. Sadly, your recipe for fried pound cake was unappreciated by the plebes in your tiny hometown of Stubborn Mule, so you became a professional Thief instead. One fateful day, you were strolling through the quiet village of Stubborn Mule when you met the town tavernkeep. That worthy begged you to try and rescue the barman's red-headed nephew, who had been kidnapped by bandits. Having little to do except save the world from an evil sorcerer or whatever, you took the quest. Everything was hunky-dory at first, but you didn't expect to have to bareknuckle-fight all those dark elves. That mimic picked the total worst time to eat your pike. Fortunately, "giving up" isn't in your dictionary (probably because it's two words), so you persevered. You fought your way through countless thieves and bullywugs -- even a roper! But eventually you found the lair of the sinister Demon Barbarian Weblion, and were able to defeat him by knocking him into a crocodile's mouth with a lucky critical hit. Bruised but successful, you made it back to the nearby city of Claremont and claimed your reward.
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