| At an early age, you were apprenticed to the Great Wizard Mickey, but you grew tired of having to filter the floors and feed the alchemical equipment day in and day out. So, you stole a spellbook and took off to become a Wizard on your own. You headed off into the wild wilderness of Crunkleford in search of adventure, and upon your arrival at the great city of Pinochle you heard a town crier shouting about how the the Marquis of Lurkmoor's squat roommate had been kidnapped by lizardmen, and the massive reward for their rescue. Not wanting to get in the way of the plot railroad, you set out on your new quest. It wasn't a thing but then you wandered into a room totally full of bandits, plus a carrion crawler, which is weird because you would have figured they'd have killed each other. They made a pretty good attempt at killing you, though. Fortunately, "giving up" isn't in your dictionary (probably because it's two words), so you persevered. You fought your way through countless desperados and ents -- even a hellhound! But eventually you found the lair of the sinister Horror Overlord Grimtooth, and were able to defeat him by knocking him into a vending machine with a lucky critical hit. Bruised but successful, you made it back to the nearby city of Llewllamarall and claimed your reward.
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