| After the entire village of Cowpat was murdered, including your grandma and uncle, you vowed to get your revenge. You became a mighty Fighter, albeit one who was easily distracted by sidequests. You rode into the city of Crunkleford, and met a shadowy stranger in a hooded cloak who was sitting in the corner of the local bar. He told you about the legendary Ruby Flamingo of Flanders, which is rumored to be hidden in an ancient pyramid near the village of Cheddarwurst, and promised you a hefty fee if you could bring it to him. Figuring he wouldn't offer you the quest if it weren't level-appropriate, you readily agreed. You were doing really well until you had to actually go in the dungeon. That was when you fell in a meat grinder, got attacked by dark elves, and got your leg bitten off by a roper. However, you knew you'd never be a mighty adventurer if you let a little setback like that stop you, and damned if you were going to end up a seamstress in some crummy backwater like Piehole or Whacking. So you pressed onward until you discovered the lair of the Fire Marquis Evilthing, and after a long and dramatic battle you successfully put an end to his evil ways. And then you looted the hell out of his hideout.
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