| Ever since you were a little boy, you wanted to become a mighty pirate and sail the seven seas, looting and plundering. Unfortunately, the country of Llewllamarall is totally land-locked, so you had to settle for being a Thief. As luck would have it, as you were passing through the land of Fuliginhawk, you stopped at the inn in the quiet hamlet of Pitlick, and heard the local chambermaid talking about the ancient necropolis that the town had (perhaps ill-advisedly) been built next to, and the fantastic Azure Idol of Baaaal that was purported to be hidden there. Without bothering to ask why nobody had managed to recover it already, you set out on your very first quest. It was pretty easy, until you got attacked by more dire dwarves than you could handle. You were lucky to get out of there with your kidney intact! However, you managed to overcome the odds (and your injuries), and after a lengthy crawl through a tomb infested with accountants, you finally came upon the lair of the Frost Barbarian Devilslow, who was guarding the object of your quest. The evil fiend fell before your knife, and the land was finally free of his foul shenanigans. You made your way back to civilization, and basked in the glory of your success (and the reward money).
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