| When you were growing up in the little town of Cowpat, you always wanted to be a mighty Ranger. You ended up being a Fighter instead, because you didn't have the right prime requisites. As you wandered the back alleys of Ironforge (and let's face it, most of that place is back alleys), a hand covered your mouth while a blade pushed gently at your ribs. You let yourself be dragged into a pitch-dark abandoned belfry. A sultry female voice introduced herself as Rose Dark raven. She asked you to undertake a quest to recover a knight's lost guinea pig, Dwight. Reasoning it was the best quest you'd get until you leveled up a bit, you agreed to help. It was pretty easy, until you had to actually go in the dungeon. That was when you fell in a lava pool, got attacked by barbarians, and got your skull bitten off by a githyanki. Nevertheless, you fought your way through evil overlord's ruin, dispatching gnolls left and right, and finally arrived at the throne room of the Horror Lawyer Arc'klor. After a long and dramatic battle, you plunged your 10' pole into his shoulder. The entire dungeon unexpectedly began to collapse as soon as the evil creep was dead, but you managed to escape with your life, and claimed your reward from the grateful people of New Brunswick.
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