| Life was hard as a young man growing up in the city of Cavill, and it became even harder when you had your heart stolen by a serpent-tongued, bright-eyed chambermaid. You became a Thief, in order to steal it back (with interest). You headed off into the wild wilderness of Burglechester in search of adventure, and upon your arrival at the great city of Flabbernathy you heard a town crier shouting about how the an inkeeper's tattooed roommate had been kidnapped by bullywugs, and the massive reward for their rescue. Not wanting to get in the way of the plot railroad, you set out on your new quest. You were kickin' ass and chewin' bubblegum at first, but you didn't expect to have to bareknuckle-fight all those tramps. That cockatrice picked the total worst time to eat your flail. Fortunately, "giving up" isn't in your dictionary (probably because it's two words), so you persevered. You fought your way through countless dire dwarves and dark elves -- even a owlbear! But eventually you found the lair of the sinister Dragon Lord Scarwinder, and were able to defeat him by knocking him into a lava pool with a lucky critical hit. Bruised but successful, you made it back to the nearby city of Fandanzia and claimed your reward.
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