| After the entire village of Dropseat was murdered, including your mother and father, you vowed to get your revenge. You became a mighty Fighter, albeit one who was easily distracted by sidequests. As luck would have it, as you were passing through the land of Kilmer, you stopped at the inn in the quiet hamlet of Dumpington, and heard the local "seamstress" talking about the ancient strip mall that the town had (perhaps ill-advisedly) been built next to, and the fantastic Topaz Idol of Baaaal that was purported to be hidden there. Without bothering to ask why nobody had managed to recover it already, you set out on your very first quest. You had a good handle on it up until the part where you found yourself trapped between a vending machine and a iron maiden, with a gazebo bearing down upon you. That strawberry was pretty delicious, but it's didn't really make up for the damage to your throat. However, you knew you'd never be a mighty adventurer if you let a little setback like that stop you, and damned if you were going to end up a seamstress in some crummy backwater like Phlegm or Deaf Chicken. So you pressed onward until you discovered the lair of the Grim Wizard Toothblade, and after a long and dramatic battle you successfully put an end to his evil ways. And then you looted the hell out of his hideout.
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