| Due to a misunderstanding, your grandma enrolled you in Flanders Wizard School at a young age. (You were actually just interested in sawing ladies in half.) Still, you graduated with high marks, and set out on your first adventure as a full-fledged Wizard. As luck would have it, as you were passing through the land of Delawhat, you stopped at the inn in the quiet hamlet of Hamlet, and heard the local cook talking about the ancient sewer that the town had (perhaps ill-advisedly) been built next to, and the fantastic Sapphire Idol of Xxyrg that was purported to be hidden there. Without bothering to ask why nobody had managed to recover it already, you set out on your very first quest. At first it was a real breeze, until you had to fend off half a dozen skeletons with your neck trapped in a sphere of annihilation. Fortunately, most of them ran away when the bugbear showed up, and you played dead until it left. That's not very heroic, but hey, it worked. However, you managed to overcome the odds (and your injuries), and after a lengthy crawl through a ruin infested with orcs, you finally came upon the lair of the Evil Troll Badfella, who was guarding the object of your quest. The evil fiend fell before your pike, and the land was finally free of his foul shenanigans. You made your way back to civilization, and basked in the glory of your success (and the reward money).
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