| It was hard growing up as a farmhand's son in the tiny hamlet of Whacking, in the land of Cavill. The other children mocked you because of your glasses and asthma, but you would have the last laugh when you grew up to be a mighty Wizard! (Which you did.) You rode into the city of Febreezia, and met a shadowy stranger in a hooded cloak who was sitting in the corner of the local bar. He told you about the legendary Diamond Albatross of Brazzleton, which is rumored to be hidden in an ancient crypt near the village of Rusty Nail, and promised you a hefty fee if you could bring it to him. Figuring he wouldn't offer you the quest if it weren't level-appropriate, you readily agreed. You were doing really well but you soon were confounded by a fiendish statue-pushing puzzle, and by the time you figured out to solve it, you were upset as an underfed hamster. Bruised but unbroken, you readied your flail and marched forth into the darkness, where you were immediately captured by the Ice Lord Venomkitten's army of comely desperados. They hauled you before their master, but got bored and wandered off during his long gloating speech. Seeing your chance, you pushed the evil buttmunch into his own iron maiden, and escaped to claim your reward from the grateful people of Morcestecershire.
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