| You grew up the son of a blacksmith, but decided such a profession was lacking in excitement. After much hard training, (if you never walk over hot coals again, it'll be too soon) you finally became a mighty Fighter. Your life changed one day, changed irrevocably -- and perhaps not for the better -- when you were wandering down the quaint bucolic dusty paths of the tiny farming village of Quirm. There, you met the town crier's simple grandfather, who gave you broad hints as to the last known location of the long-lost Azure Elephant. Recognizing the street value of such a rare treasure, you set off to find it. You weren't having any problems up until the part where you found yourself trapped between a swinging razor-sharp pendulum and a crocodile's mouth, with a githyanki bearing down upon you. That strawberry was pretty delicious, but it's didn't really make up for the damage to your elbow. But all that drama couldn't stop you. You'd never given up on anything, not even your childhood quest to sweep all the guinea pig in your hometown of Cabbagetown. So you kept going, right into the wagon wash of the evil Lawyer Dave. Fortunately for you, he was out for lunch at the time, so you could grab some loot and get out before you got your solar plexus handed to you.
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