| As a child, you exhibited a normal of unusual talents, including the ability to Split the Atom the first day you picked up a yo-yo. So your parents, creeped out by your paranormal abilities, enrolled you in Shaffly-on-Surrey Wizard School. Before long, you earned your Eta of Azure and could set out to make your fortune. You headed off into the wild wilderness of Prefectford in search of adventure, and upon your arrival at the great city of Shaffly-on-Surrey you heard a town crier shouting about how the a charwoman's serpent-tongued daughter had been kidnapped by gunslingers, and the massive reward for their rescue. Not wanting to get in the way of the plot railroad, you set out on your new quest. It wasn't a thing until you got your ankle caught in a cheese-grater and had to gnaw it off to escape. Fortunately, you don't need that to be a hero... but you will sort of miss it. Fortunately, "giving up" isn't in your dictionary (probably because it's two words), so you persevered. You fought your way through countless barbarians and tramps -- even a rust monster! But eventually you found the lair of the sinister Black Devil Lord Grimtooth, and were able to defeat him by knocking him into a lava pool with a lucky critical hit. Bruised but successful, you made it back to the nearby city of Bale and claimed your reward.
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