| After your quiet hometown of Stubborn Mule was attacked by gypsies and, despite your young age, you were forced to take up arms to defend it, you decided that the life of a Fighter was the life you were looking for. It would be a long and difficult road, but it sure beat the heck out of being a chambermaid like your uncle wanted. You headed off into the wild wilderness of Flabbernathy in search of adventure, and upon your arrival at the great city of Routh you heard a town crier shouting about how the the barman's underdeveloped stepchild had been kidnapped by bullywugs, and the massive reward for their rescue. Not wanting to get in the way of the plot railroad, you set out on your new quest. Everything was hunky-dory until you got attacked by more bandits than you could handle. You were lucky to get out of there with your arm intact! Bruised but unbroken, you readied your teddy bear and marched forth into the darkness, where you were immediately captured by the Dragon Sorcerer Krampus's army of raven-haired goblins. They hauled you before their master, but got bored and wandered off during his long gloating speech. Seeing your chance, you pushed the evil buffoon into his own meat grinder, and escaped to claim your reward from the grateful people of Nickelodeon.
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