| Due to a misunderstanding, your girlfriend enrolled you in Llewllamarall Wizard School at a young age. (You were actually just interested in card tricks.) Still, you graduated with high marks, and set out on your first adventure as a full-fledged Wizard. In the fiefdom of Lurkmoor, in the unpleasant-smelling backwater of Morpork, you found an inn with cheap sack and spent the night carousing. There, you heard a tale of the forgotten treasure of the Diamond River, lost for ages during the time of the great calamity. You decided to seek the treasure yourself, heedless of the literal mountain of skeletons of those who had tried before you. You had a good handle on it until you dropped your club in a crocodile's mouth and couldn't get it back out. Wouldn't you know it, that was when the hobgoblins showed up. However, you managed to overcome the odds (and your injuries), and after a lengthy crawl through a pyramid infested with jocks, you finally came upon the lair of the Skull Warrior Blackfist, who was guarding the object of your quest. The evil fiend fell before your spoon, and the land was finally free of his foul shenanigans. You made your way back to civilization, and basked in the glory of your success (and the reward money).
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