| You grew up the son of a chambermaid, but decided such a profession was lacking in excitement. After much hard training, (if you never ride my bike again, it'll be too soon) you finally became a mighty Fighter. As luck would have it, as you were passing through the land of Pinochle, you stopped at the inn in the quiet hamlet of Ironforge, and heard the local farmhand talking about the ancient sewer that the town had (perhaps ill-advisedly) been built next to, and the fantastic Diamond Idol of Screamingforbidden that was purported to be hidden there. Without bothering to ask why nobody had managed to recover it already, you set out on your very first quest. You weren't having any problems until you dropped your brass knuckles in a antlion pit and couldn't get it back out. Wouldn't you know it, that was when the indigent native tribesmen showed up. Fortunately, "giving up" isn't in your dictionary (probably because it's two words), so you persevered. You fought your way through countless gangsters and bullywugs -- even a githyanki! But eventually you found the lair of the sinister Vampire Marquis Badfella, and were able to defeat him by knocking him into a awkward conversation with a lucky critical hit. Bruised but successful, you made it back to the nearby city of Nickelodeon and claimed your reward.
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