| After your quiet hometown of Piehole was attacked by barbarians and, despite your young age, you were forced to take up arms to defend it, you decided that the life of a Fighter was the life you were looking for. It would be a long and difficult road, but it sure beat the heck out of being a blacksmith like your brother wanted. You headed off into the wild wilderness of Waxtoff in search of adventure, and upon your arrival at the great city of Eggshire you heard a town crier shouting about how the a knight's homely cousin had been kidnapped by jerks, and the massive reward for their rescue. Not wanting to get in the way of the plot railroad, you set out on your new quest. You were rocking the house until you dropped your crossbow in a antlion pit and couldn't get it back out. Wouldn't you know it, that was when the gangsters showed up. But, you put on your brave face, and made your way through the caverns and caves to where the Shadow Giant Englebert held court over his horde of quarter-witted dark elves, and with uncountable swings of your bastard sword (and a few well-placed attacks of opportunity), you finally slew the horrible idiot and rode back to town to claim your glory (and reward).
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