After your quiet hometown of Madlib was attacked by tramps and, despite your young age, you were forced to take up arms to defend it, you decided that the life of a Fighter was the life you were looking for. It would be a long and difficult road, but it sure beat the heck out of being a barber like your uncle wanted.

As you wandered the back alleys of Flytrap (and let's face it, most of that place is back alleys), a hand covered your mouth while a blade pushed gently at your ribs. You let yourself be dragged into a pitch-dark abandoned smithy. A sultry female voice introduced herself as Hunter Dread blade. She asked you to undertake a quest to recover a fisherman's lost hamster, Fido. Reasoning it was the best quest you'd get until you leveled up a bit, you agreed to help.

There was no drama in the LBC up until the part where you found yourself trapped between a swinging razor-sharp pendulum and a lava pool, with a rakshasa bearing down upon you. That strawberry was pretty delicious, but it's didn't really make up for the damage to your solar plexus.

However, you managed to overcome the odds (and your injuries), and after a lengthy crawl through a pyramid infested with accountants, you finally came upon the lair of the Demon Troll Grognard, who was guarding the object of your quest. The evil fiend fell before your mace, and the land was finally free of his foul shenanigans. You made your way back to civilization, and basked in the glory of your success (and the reward money).

Loot:papercraft groinguard of bandit control
endless flagon of gunslinger barley pop
+11 shoes of telepathy

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