| You grew up on the slippery streets of the great Emerald City, where contrary to popular belief, the streets are mainly paved with horse dung. Well, at least in your neighborhood. Small wonder you grew up to be a professional Thief. You rode into the city of Waxton, and met a shadowy stranger in a hooded cloak who was sitting in the corner of the local bar. He told you about the legendary Diamond Elephant of Wibbleshire, which is rumored to be hidden in an ancient sewer near the village of Cowpat, and promised you a hefty fee if you could bring it to him. Figuring he wouldn't offer you the quest if it weren't level-appropriate, you readily agreed. You had a good handle on it at first, but you didn't expect to have to bareknuckle-fight all those accountants. That mind flayer picked the total worst time to eat your staff. But, unwilling to let that keep you from glory, you gritted your teeth and wielded your mace, and cut your way through the hordes of barbarians that stood between you and your goal. At last you found the lair of Dragon Sorcerer Blackfist, who quite unexpectedly turned out to be your long-lost homie, but you killed the buttface anyway. And thus was the land freed from tyranny, and you earned yourself a fat reward!
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