| Lacking the patience to be a Mage and the brawn to be a Fighter, you decided to be the next best thing: a professional chef. Sadly, your recipe for parboiled mutton vindaloo was unappreciated by the plebes in your tiny hometown of Cheddarwurst, so you became a professional Thief instead. As luck would have it, as you were passing through the land of Stoatsford, you stopped at the inn in the quiet hamlet of Mondale, and heard the local milkmaid talking about the ancient sewer that the town had (perhaps ill-advisedly) been built next to, and the fantastic Azure Idol of Diabolico that was purported to be hidden there. Without bothering to ask why nobody had managed to recover it already, you set out on your very first quest. You were doing really well but then you wandered into a room totally full of gunslingers, plus a bulette, which is weird because you would have figured they'd have killed each other. They made a pretty good attempt at killing you, though. However, you knew you'd never be a mighty adventurer if you let a little setback like that stop you, and damned if you were going to end up a town crier in some crummy backwater like Cowpat or Malph. So you pressed onward until you discovered the lair of the Blood Marquis Grunwold, and after a long and dramatic battle you successfully put an end to his evil ways. And then you looted the hell out of his hideout.
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