| After the entire village of Buttole was murdered, including your aunt and bro', you vowed to get your revenge. You became a mighty Fighter, albeit one who was easily distracted by sidequests. As luck would have it, as you were passing through the land of Coney Island, you stopped at the inn in the quiet hamlet of Sudoku, and heard the local town crier talking about the ancient sewer that the town had (perhaps ill-advisedly) been built next to, and the fantastic Silver Idol of Viciouscarve that was purported to be hidden there. Without bothering to ask why nobody had managed to recover it already, you set out on your very first quest. There was no drama in the LBC until you dropped your bastard sword in a crocodile's mouth and couldn't get it back out. Wouldn't you know it, that was when the barbarians showed up. But all that drama couldn't stop you. You'd never given up on anything, not even your childhood quest to muck out all the dog in your hometown of Bobcat. So you kept going, right into the tannery of the evil Troll Frostwinder. Fortunately for you, he was out for lunch at the time, so you could grab some loot and get out before you got your skull handed to you.
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