| Ever since you were a child in the meager village of Quirm, you wanted to become a great Wizard and learn the great mysteries of the universe, such as what sausages are made out of. The answer turned out to not be very interesting, but by that time you were a Wizard anyway. As luck would have it, you found yourself wandering through the sleepy village of Deaf Chicken just as the village people (you know, the construction worker, the cop, the Indian) were beset by the evil Lawyer Frazool, who had poisoned the town's budgie population. Against your better judgment (and with the hope of fat loot to come), you agreed to try and bring the villain to justice. You weren't having any problems until you got lost in a sewer -- all the walls looked exactly the same! You did find a sweet dagger +1 in a owlbear's lair, though, and were able to intimidate some dark elves into telling you where their boss's hideout was. Right before they stabbed you in the nipple. However, you managed to overcome the odds (and your injuries), and after a lengthy crawl through a necropolis infested with desperados, you finally came upon the lair of the Evil King Goldthwait, who was guarding the object of your quest. The evil fiend fell before your footaxe, and the land was finally free of his foul shenanigans. You made your way back to civilization, and basked in the glory of your success (and the reward money).
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