| Ever since you were a child in the meager village of Morpork, you wanted to become a great Wizard and learn the great mysteries of the universe, such as what the last digit of pi is. The answer turned out to not be very interesting, but by that time you were a Wizard anyway. At the tiny tavern on the outskirts of the Village of Sudoku, you were trapped in a conversation with a man who had clearly had more than his fill of root beer. He told you about the great plague of locusts that had beset the entire region of Farc'b'n, and of the rumor that the evil Necromancer Arc'klor was the source of the unpleasantness. You resolved to find the villain and dispatch him, mostly to get the drunk guy to shut up. You were kickin' ass and chewin' bubblegum up until the part where you found yourself trapped between a spiked pit and a cheese-grater, with a flesh golem bearing down upon you. That strawberry was pretty delicious, but it's didn't really make up for the damage to your kidney. Fortunately, "giving up" isn't in your dictionary (probably because it's two words), so you persevered. You fought your way through countless ents and bandits -- even a beholder! But eventually you found the lair of the sinister Black Giant Diablolo, and were able to defeat him by knocking him into a cookie jar with a lucky critical hit. Bruised but successful, you made it back to the nearby city of Swampleton and claimed your reward.
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