| After your quiet hometown of Piehole was attacked by orphans and, despite your young age, you were forced to take up arms to defend it, you decided that the life of a Fighter was the life you were looking for. It would be a long and difficult road, but it sure beat the heck out of being a milkmaid like your brother wanted. You rode into the city of Crunkleford, and met a shadowy stranger in a hooded cloak who was sitting in the corner of the local bar. He told you about the legendary Azure Gorilla of Winklesbury, which is rumored to be hidden in an ancient dungeon near the village of Whacking, and promised you a hefty fee if you could bring it to him. Figuring he wouldn't offer you the quest if it weren't level-appropriate, you readily agreed. You were doing really well at first, but you didn't expect to have to bareknuckle-fight all those badgers. That weretiger picked the total worst time to eat your bardiche. But, unwilling to let that keep you from glory, you gritted your teeth and wielded your morningstar, and cut your way through the hordes of jerks that stood between you and your goal. At last you found the lair of Terror Wizard Xxyrg, who quite unexpectedly turned out to be your long-lost stepchild, but you killed the bimbo anyway. And thus was the land freed from tyranny, and you earned yourself a fat reward!
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