| After your quiet hometown of Deaf Chicken was attacked by goblins and, despite your young age, you were forced to take up arms to defend it, you decided that the life of a Fighter was the life you were looking for. It would be a long and difficult road, but it sure beat the heck out of being a milkmaid like your father wanted. In the fiefdom of Llewllamarall, in the unpleasant-smelling backwater of Mondale, you found an inn with cheap sack and spent the night carousing. There, you heard a tale of the forgotten treasure of the Ruby Woods, lost for ages during the time of the great calamity. You decided to seek the treasure yourself, heedless of the literal mountain of skeletons of those who had tried before you. You had a good handle on it until you got lost in a sewer -- all the walls looked exactly the same! You did find a sweet staff +1 in a cockatrice's lair, though, and were able to intimidate some kobolds into telling you where their boss's hideout was. Right before they stabbed you in the neck. Bruised but unbroken, you readied your morningstar and marched forth into the darkness, where you were immediately captured by the Shadow Overlord Warelephant seal's army of raven-haired kobolds. They hauled you before their master, but got bored and wandered off during his long gloating speech. Seeing your chance, you pushed the evil yokel into his own meat grinder, and escaped to claim your reward from the grateful people of Claremont.
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