| You always knew that the village of Madlib wasn't big enough for you -- after all, it was just the one hut, and it was a small one. So, when you came of age, you decided to make a name for yourself as a Fighter. (You parents never gave you a name. You were hoping for "Davenport".) As you wandered the back alleys of Morpork (and let's face it, most of that place is back alleys), a hand covered your mouth while a blade pushed gently at your ribs. You let yourself be dragged into a pitch-dark abandoned belfry. A sultry female voice introduced herself as Aquamarine Grim stein. She asked you to undertake a quest to recover the Earl of Myrtlebury Grove's lost banana slug, Mrs. Cuddleface. Reasoning it was the best quest you'd get until you leveled up a bit, you agreed to help. You were kickin' ass and chewin' bubblegum until you got lost in a necropolis -- all the walls looked exactly the same! You did find a sweet nunchuks +1 in a hellhound's lair, though, and were able to intimidate some bullywugs into telling you where their boss's hideout was. Right before they stabbed you in the calf. But all that drama couldn't stop you. You'd never given up on anything, not even your childhood quest to tidy all the banana slug in your hometown of Madlib. So you kept going, right into the haberdashery of the evil King Badfella. Fortunately for you, he was out for lunch at the time, so you could grab some loot and get out before you got your thigh handed to you.
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