| Ever since you were a child in the meager village of Dogspittle, you wanted to become a great Wizard and learn the great mysteries of the universe, such as what the last digit of pi is. The answer turned out to not be very interesting, but by that time you were a Wizard anyway. You rode into the city of Crunkleton, and met a shadowy stranger in a hooded cloak who was sitting in the corner of the local bar. He told you about the legendary Amber Gorilla of Cavill, which is rumored to be hidden in an ancient pyramid near the village of Piehole, and promised you a hefty fee if you could bring it to him. Figuring he wouldn't offer you the quest if it weren't level-appropriate, you readily agreed. Everything was going great until you dropped your dagger in a cheese-grater and couldn't get it back out. Wouldn't you know it, that was when the gangsters showed up. However, you managed to overcome the odds (and your injuries), and after a lengthy crawl through a sewer infested with goblins, you finally came upon the lair of the Frost Witchlord Badfella, who was guarding the object of your quest. The evil fiend fell before your "Rod of Lordly Might" (if you know what I mean), and the land was finally free of his foul shenanigans. You made your way back to civilization, and basked in the glory of your success (and the reward money).
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