Coach Guerrero made us all take an extra shower after gym class today. Sometimes I wonder about that guy.

All of my friends are getting into tanning flowers, but I think it's just a fad.

My mom says I'm playing too many video games and getting too fat. So now when I get home from school, I have to play hopscotch for an hour before she'll let me in the house. I told her that all of my friends are way fatter than I am, and you know what she said? She said, "If at first you don't succeed, you'll get a silly answer." I mean, what does that even mean?