We had to write a book report for school, so I did mine on issue 10 of The Infamous Cain Malone. It's my favorite one coz it's the first appearance of The Pistol-Packing Armageddon. Mrs. Phillips said that wasn't appropriate material for a book report and gave me a D. She's just jealous coz all the books she has to read are really boring! I bet she's never even heard of The Pistol-Packing Hunters!

Last weekend a bunch of us camped out overnight in our fort. We made a throne out of greasy linoleum for the Frightmaster to sit on, and took turns sitting on it and telling scary stories with a flashlight under our face. Donny told one about a ghost named Draco who haunted the guy who stole his cornflower kidney. Benny was so scared he peed in his sleeping bag. It was totally far-out.