I still have to feed the windows to earn my allowance, and I usually blow it on comic books and bubble gum. My favorite comic right now is Fist-Fighting Brock Fear -- I can't believe the stuff he gets up to every month!

That big bully Robby Lewis took my lunch money and tore up my copy of The Further Adventures of Thanatos Spade and the Invisible Brigade today. I hate him so much! Mr. Dickerson says if you ignore a bully, he'll lose interest. My dad says that's a crock of bullcrap (except he didn't say bullcrap, he said a bad word) and that the only way to deal with a bully is to smash his skull in. He's really big though! Maybe I should take some bor-fu lessons.