My mom says I'm playing too many video games and getting too fat. So now when I get home from school, I have to shell peanuts for an hour before she'll let me in the house. I told her that all of my friends are way fatter than I am, and you know what she said? She said, "It's not whether you win or lose, every problem looks like a nail." I mean, what does that even mean?

Guess what -- me and Jack solved the Mystery of Deadly Cave! It turns out Old Man Velazquez was dressing up as a zombie to try to trick Mrs. Castillo out of her heirloom jewels. He said he'd have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for our meddling.