My mom totally spied through all my stuff and took all of the best issues of The Fantastic Giancarlo and the Beige Aliens, can you believe it! I mean, sure, there's that scene where the guy gets his liver punched through with a railroad spike, but c'mon. I'm mature enough to handle that.

Guess what -- me and Ronnie solved the Mystery of Deadly Cave! It turns out Old Man Schwartz was dressing up as a werewolf to try to trick Mrs. Mitchell out of her heirloom jewels. He said he'd have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for our meddling.