We had to take a physical fitness test in school today. It sucked! I had to run laps until I felt like my larynx was going to explode, and then I couldn't do any pull-ups and Coach Lennon called me a geek. I'll bet he's just mad that he didn't make the volleyball team when he was in school, the jerk.

Can you help me settle an argument? The gang is having a big debate over what candy is the All-Time Best Candy Ever: Sweet Corn Krinkles, Frosted Licorice Saucers, or Smooth Licorice Snakes. (Nate Mitchell says it's Rock Soy Lumps. Ha ha yeah right!)