Mom kept pestering me to wax the furnace while I was playing Gears of Warfare 6 today. I tried to tell her I was in the middle of a boss fight, but she made me do it anyway. She said "Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day, get out of the kitchen." I have no idea what she's talking about when she says stuff like that. Sometimes I wonder if I'm adopted.

We just added a communications room to the awesome tree fort that me and Hank and Nate are building. Some of the girls came by while we were working on it, but we told them "No Girls Allowed." Then I had to run after and tell Ainsleigh Atkinson that she could come look after the other guys were gone.