We had to write a book report for school, so I did mine on issue 5 of Fightin' Mac Danger. It's my favorite one coz it's the first appearance of The Insectoid Ninjas. Mrs. Townsend said that wasn't appropriate material for a book report and gave me a D. She's just jealous coz all the books she has to read are really boring! I bet she's never even heard of The Solar Legion!

After school, I usually hang out with my friends, unless they ask me if I want to do drugs. Then I say, "I like you, but I don't like drugs. Let's play capture-the-flag instead!" That usually cures my problem of having any friends.

Are you good at video games? I can't beat Area 6-8 of World of Rising 8. It's got platforms that disappear and too many turrets and IF you make it to the boss he shoots you with missiles and if he kills you, you have to go all the way back to the beginning! Arrrrrrrrrgh!! Mom heard me yelling at it and said if I wasn't having fun I should stop playing. Parents just don't understand video games!