I still have to sweep the toilet to earn my allowance, and I usually blow it on comic books and bubble gum. My favorite comic right now is Fist-Fighting James Taylor and the Ineffable Fist -- I couldn't believe the cliffhanger at the end of the last issue!

The other day me and Freddy were playing tetherball over by the abandoned quarry and he said he thought he saw a werewolf. I told him they weren't real, and he got this weird look in his eyes and said "Oh, they're real. They're real, all right. You'll find out soon enough."