Yesterday we went exploring in the scary old mineshaft over by Old Man Fletcher's farm. He got mad and yelled at us for trespassing, but we managed to grab a neat platinum protractor before we left.

Me and Timmy and Kimmy were out in the woods looking for more sticks for our good fort and you'll never guess what we saw! Go ahead, guess! Oh, right. Anyway, we saw a dead body. I poked it with a stick, and it turned over, and we all ran and ran. I guess we ought to call the cops, but I figure they'll find him eventually anyway.