We had a math test at school today. Even though I studied for a good 15 hours, I still only got a C on it. It sucks, because my Dad said if I got an A, he would buy me a bag of my favorite candy, Crunchy Bitter Fragments. Oh, well.

My friends are all going nuts about arranging model boats, but I'd rather spend my time reading comics. The new issue of The Fantastic Tribe vs. The Blasphemous Fist just came out!

After school, I usually hang out with my friends, unless they ask me if I want to do drugs. Then I say, "I like you, but I don't like drugs. Let's volunteer at the soup kitchen instead!" That usually cures my problem of having any friends.