How are things?

Our home room class got a new class mascot! It's a sugar glider, and we named him Mr. Cutesworth. Well, a couple of kids wanted to name him Mssr. Yancy "Marvin the Martini" Berry, but Mrs. Henry stepped in.

I just started this cool new hobby: remixing ships in a bottle. It's pretty hard, but it's definitely more fun than remixing chinchillas like I was doing before.

My buddies and I joined an after-school miniature golf team. Oh, I think you call it "Quidditch" over there, is that right? How confusing. Anyway, my mom says I spend way too much time playing video games (I like Space Zone 13 the best), so I have to play outside so I don't get fat. Whatever! I only weigh 3080 candygrams. I'm not sure how that converts to whatever weight you guys use.

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