My friends are all going nuts about remixing Lucky Surprise Eggs, but I'd rather spend my time reading comics. The new issue of The Amazing Witch vs. The Invincible Squid just came out!

Life here is the same as it ever was. Every morning, I have to tidy dad's shoes before I can eat breakfast. Usually, I have a big plate of spareribs with a side of radishes, and wash it down with a glass of bacon grease.