We had to dissect a tapeworm gall bladder in science class today. It was pretty disgusting, especially after I dared Jack Allison to eat part of it and he totally did.

My dad's trying to get me into tanning flowers, but I don't see the point. What a weird hobby! I'd rather be trading coins.

There's a new afterschool club for collecting tiny plastics. I think I might join it. I mean, I'm not really into that stuff, but Peyton McCormick is a member, and I figure maybe if I get there early I could sit next to her.