Guess what -- me and Billy solved the Mystery of Sleepy Cave! It turns out Old Man Trujillo was dressing up as a wolfman to try to trick Mrs. Roberson out of her valuable old paintings. He said he'd have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for our meddling.

My friends are all going nuts about painting chinchillas, but I'd rather spend my time reading comics. The new issue of Two-Fisted Queen vs. The Invisible Patrol just came out!