Ahoy! (That's what I would say if we were on a boat.)

I got clobbered at croquet practice today, because I was watching the cheerleaders practice nearby -- mainly Mackenzie Peterson, but they all look amazing. I'm really jealous of Jayden, the only guy cheerleader. He gets to lift the girls up by their butts and all sorts of stuff! I have no idea how he manages to concentrate on the routines.

Yesterday we went exploring in the haunted factory over by Old Man Randolph's farm. He got mad and yelled at us for trespassing, but we managed to grab a neat obsidian ring before we left.

Another!