The other day me and Tommy were playing miniature golf over by the condemned quarry and he said he thought he saw a mummy. I told him they weren't real, and he got this weird look in his eyes and said "Oh, they're real. They're real, all right. You'll find out soon enough."

My friends are all going nuts about drawing bottlecaps, but I'd rather spend my time reading comics. The new issue of The Incredible Necromancer vs. The Demon Legion just came out!