Arr, Matey. (That's how I'd say hi if I were a pirate.)

Guess what -- me and Vinnie solved the Mystery of Deadly Mansion! It turns out Old Man Robertson was dressing up as a skeleton to try to trick Mrs. Hernandez out of her collection of antiques. He said he'd have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for our meddling.

I just started this cool new hobby: stealing model boats. Even though I got a few cuts on my skull while I was learning, now I'm doing neat with it.

Another!