My dad went a little crazy last night and painted my whole room crimson. And I mean the *whole* room. So now my sheets are all stiff and everything smells like wet paint. Do you know how to get paint off of a video game? I'm seriously jonesing without my Space Black 9 -- I mean, I just unlocked the variant Silver Mount before all this happened!

Patty came by the fort today and asked to come in, but Matty said she should go mop her pet marmoset instead. She got real mad, but what do you expect? The signs clearly state "NO GIRLS ALLOWED". (Well, except for Debby, but she's basically one of the guys so she gets an exception.)