We had to write a book report for school, so I did mine on issue 8 of The Inscrutable Ace Payne. It's my favorite one coz it's the first appearance of The Unfathomable Armageddon. Mrs. Patterson said that wasn't appropriate material for a book report and gave me a D. She's just jealous coz all the books she has to read are really boring! I bet she's never even heard of The Unimaginable Owls!

I heard that all the cool kids over there are braiding model boats. I think it sounds a little crunchy, but maybe I'll give it a try.

There's a new afterschool club for protesting catfish. I think I might join it. I mean, I'm not really into that stuff, but Peyton Chambers is a member, and I figure maybe if I get there early I could sit next to her.