How are things in the Kingdom of Loathing?

Yesterday we went exploring in the spooky factory over by Old Man Lancaster's farm. He got mad and yelled at us for trespassing, but we managed to grab a neat silver coin before we left.

Chip Harrison keeps talking about drawing little green army men. Who does that anymore? That was AGES ago! Nowadays everyone is collecting little green army men. What do they do for fun where you live? Maybe that'll be the next big thing over here!

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