Yesterday, we found a ton of soggy drywall for our wicked fort. Matty said we should use them to make a new crow's nest, but I'd rather build spider-launchers. We're putting it to a vote before the tribunal next week.

Timmy Franklin keeps talking about trading matchbook covers. Who does that anymore? That was AGES ago! Nowadays everyone is trading little green army men. What do they do for fun where you live? Maybe that'll be the next big thing over here!