Guess what -- me and Ronnie solved the Mystery of Deadly Woods! It turns out Old Man Rutledge was dressing up as a zombie to try to trick Mrs. Phillips out of her collection of antiques. He said he'd have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for our meddling.

Wally Waldorf keeps talking about painting stamps. Who does that anymore? That was AGES ago! Nowadays everyone is arranging matchbook covers. What do they do for fun where you live? Maybe that'll be the next big thing over here!