We had some guy from the college come today and talk about pledging Beta Nu Beta, the big fraternity over there. I said I had enough friends without buying any, which was pretty funny, until he said he could tell that wasn't true just looking at me. It would've been okay if my former best friend Todd Whitley had stuck up for me. Whatever. I have friends! I've got you, anyway.

My buddies and I joined an after-school volleyball team. Oh, I think you call it "kickball" over there, is that right? How confusing. Anyway, my mom says I spend way too much time playing video games (I like Cyborg Island 10 the best), so I have to play outside so I don't get fat. Whatever! I only weigh 2850 candygrams. I'm not sure how that converts to whatever weight you guys use.

I still have to sweep the rabbit hutch to earn my allowance, and I usually blow it on comic books and bubble gum. My favorite comic right now is The Spectacular Slate Drake -- I can't believe the stuff he gets up to every month!