We had some guy from the college come today and talk about pledging Beta Nu Gamma, the big fraternity over there. I said I had enough friends without buying any, which was pretty funny, until he said he could tell that wasn't true just looking at me. It would've been okay if my former best friend Johnny Harper had stuck up for me. Whatever. I have friends! I've got you, anyway.

Todd has been trying to get me into drawing rugby cards for ages, so I gave it a shot. At first, I was incensed with how hard it was to get going, but now I'm pretty tubular at it.

After school, I usually hang out with my friends, unless they ask me if I want to do drugs. Then I say, "I like you, but I don't like drugs. Let's trade bottle caps instead!" That usually cures my problem of having any friends.