We had to dissect a fish larynx in science class today. It was pretty disgusting, especially after I dared Mickey Harvey to eat part of it and he totally did.

That big bully Jimmy Rutgers took my lunch money and tore up my copy of The Mighty Curly Danger and the Squamous Pope today. I hate him so much! Mr. Fletcher says if you ignore a bully, he'll lose interest. My dad says that's a crock of bullcrap (except he didn't say bullcrap, he said a bad word) and that the only way to deal with a bully is to smash his nose in. He's really big though! Maybe I should take some ras-fu lessons.