| How's the Adventuring going? After school, I usually hang out with my friends, unless they ask me if I want to do drugs. Then I say, "I like you, but I don't like drugs. Let's volunteer at the soup kitchen instead!" That usually cures my problem of having any friends. Yesterday I dared Vinnie Brock to throw a rock at Old Mr. Johnson's house. I didn't think he'd do it, but he totally did! The old man came running out in a dirty old bathrobe, waving his cane and yelling. I didn't really hear what he said because I was running too hard, but it sounded like "Arrrrgh blargle blargle blargle!" It was really scary, I thought he was gonna kill us! He isn't a very fast runner though. |