We had a math test at school today. Even though I studied for a good 5 hours, I still only got a C on it. It sucks, because my Dad said if I got an A, he would buy me a bag of my favorite candy, Curry Soy Balls. Oh, well.

Me and Hank and Sally were out in the woods looking for more sticks for our good fort and you'll never guess what we saw! Go ahead, guess! Oh, right. Anyway, we saw a dead body. I poked it with a stick, and it turned over, and we all ran and ran. I guess we ought to call the cops, but I figure they'll find him eventually anyway.