My buddies and I joined an after-school volleyball team. Oh, I think you call it "billiards" over there, is that right? How confusing. Anyway, my mom says I spend way too much time playing video games (I like Silent Iron 8 the best), so I have to play outside so I don't get fat. Whatever! I only weigh 2550 candygrams. I'm not sure how that converts to whatever weight you guys use.

Guess what -- me and Chuckie solved the Mystery of The Haunted Cave! It turns out Old Man Richards was dressing up as a ghost to try to trick Mrs. Alexander out of her collection of antiques. He said he'd have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for our meddling.