We had to take a physical fitness test in school today. It sucked! I had to run laps until I felt like my stomach was going to explode, and then I couldn't do any pull-ups and Coach Des Moines called me a lumpy-butt. I'll bet he's just mad that he didn't make the roller derby team when he was in school, the jerk.

Me and Woody spent a few hours working on our nifty tree fort yesterday. We're almost done with the torture chamber and we're working on a boiling oil cauldron to keep the girls out.