Today we were sitting around the fort and Billy said we should do a raid on the fort that the kids from the other side of town made. It sounded like a good idea until Marky pointed out that Big Billy is in their gang. That took the wind out of our sails pretty quick! That guy is HUGE, and I bet he has to shave like twice a day. So we built a hair-seeking bubblegum cannon in case they decide to raid us.

Donny has been trying to get me into raising model trains for ages, so I gave it a shot. After a few tries, though, I'm pretty upset with it.