I just got a new pet guinea pig! I named it Harley. Mom says I can keep him if I look after him and scour him every day. She said if I get sick of him, she knows a really nice farm where he can go and live, so there's really no pressure.

Yesterday, we found a ton of razor wire for our great fort. Bobby said we should use them to make a new clock tower, but I'd rather build a robot guard. We're putting it to a vote before the tribunal next week.