Greetings from Distant Lands!

Coach McCullough made us all take an extra shower after gym class today. Sometimes I wonder about that guy.

My friends are all going nuts about protesting tiny plastics, but I'd rather spend my time reading comics. The new issue of Spine-Tingling Tales of Giant vs. The Mighty Bats just came out!

After school today, I went down to the corner store to buy some Electric Wintergreen Lumps and the new issue of The Mysterious Marlon Gray vs. the Invisible Legion, but it turned out I didn't have any money! Mom won't give me an advance on my allowance unless I tidy the windows. If it's not one thing, it's another.

Another!