Life here is the same as it ever was. Every morning, I have to groom my room before I can eat breakfast. Usually, I have a big plate of baklava with a side of asparagus, and wash it down with a glass of gravy.

Guess what -- me and Stevie solved the Mystery of Ghost Creek! It turns out Old Man Stafford was dressing up as a zombie to try to trick Mrs. Bartlett out of her secret family cake recipe. He said he'd have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for our meddling.