I still have to wax the chicken coop to earn my allowance, and I usually blow it on comic books and bubble gum. My favorite comic right now is The Fugitive Dex Raven -- I can't believe the stuff he gets up to every month!

The other day I was exploring out by the old haunted quarry off of Villarreal Street. My friend Jeffy says there's a zombie out there, but I don't believe him. I think it's a mummy-skeleton, and I'm gonna catch it!