I hope this letter finds you well. (My sister made me write that.)

Pauly Nipperus keeps talking about upcycling bottlecaps. Who does that anymore? That was AGES ago! Nowadays everyone is stealing bottlecaps. What do they do for fun where you live? Maybe that'll be the next big thing over here!

Are you good at video games? I can't beat Area 2-7 of Steel Road 2. It's got platforms that disappear and too many turrets and IF you make it to the boss he shoots you with missiles and if he kills you, you have to go all the way back to the beginning! Arrrrrrrrrgh!! Mom heard me yelling at it and said if I wasn't having fun I should stop playing. Parents just don't understand video games!

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