Our home room class got a new class mascot! It's a earwig, and we named him Nicky. Well, a couple of kids wanted to name him Señor Kelly "The Slug" McDonald, but Mrs. Bradley stepped in.

Yesterday, we found a ton of expired yogurt for our swell fort. Jack said we should use them to make a new bathroom, but I'd rather build an electrified fence. We're putting it to a vote before the tribunal next week.