Mom made pressed cucumbers for dinner again. Yuck! She said I couldn't go play Resident Snake 4 until I'd cleaned my plate, so I had to choke it down. When I grow up I'm just gonna eat Sugar Melon Ribbons for every meal!

Can you help me settle an argument? The gang is having a big debate over what candy is the All-Time Best Candy Ever: Burning Caramel Gum, Sour Radish Goldthwaits, or Sour Peanut Krinkles. (Willy MacDonald says it's Flaming Soy Fragments. Ha ha yeah right!)