Coach Saunders made us all take an extra shower after gym class today. Sometimes I wonder about that guy.

Today Woody McDonald invited me over to his house after school. He's kind of a strange kid and we've never really been friends, but we've been classmates for like forever, so I went. They had this weird brown carpet in every room, and the whole place smelled like boiled rhubarb. I looked at his collection of model airplanes and we played a little Resident Age 4, and then I went home. It was pretty awkward the whole time. I hope he doesn't ask me again.

My mom totally spied through all my stuff and took all of the best issues of The Bizarre Adventures of Bix and the Sienna Legion, can you believe it! I mean, sure, there's that scene where the guy gets his thyroid punched through with a railroad spike, but c'mon. I'm mature enough to handle that.