Today at school Mrs. Patterson taught us all about raising a towel. I was pretty great at it.

Jimmy Wilson keeps talking about crocheting stamps. Who does that anymore? That was AGES ago! Nowadays everyone is selling BRICKO sculptures. What do they do for fun where you live? Maybe that'll be the next big thing over here!

After school today, I went down to the corner store to buy some Fizzy Sugar Bears and the new issue of Two-Fisted Yancy Gray vs. the Mysterious Fellows, but it turned out I didn't have any money! Mom won't give me an advance on my allowance unless I tidy the furnace. Oh, no!