I hope your animals are well-groomed. (My mom made me write that.)

Are you good at video games? I can't beat Area 9-13 of Modern Ridge 5. It's got platforms that disappear and too many turrets and IF you make it to the boss he shoots you with missiles and if he kills you, you have to go all the way back to the beginning! Arrrrrrrrrgh!! Mom heard me yelling at it and said if I wasn't having fun I should stop playing. Parents just don't understand video games!

Today Benny Alston came over after school and I showed him my pet parakeet, Tiger. He said that was a dumb name and said I should've named it Mrs. Cuddleface, but what does he know? He named his pet puppy Snuggleface, and that's just ridiculous.

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