My buddies and I joined an after-school roller derby team. Oh, I think you call it "curling" over there, is that right? How confusing. Anyway, my mom says I spend way too much time playing video games (I like Evil Punk 6 the best), so I have to play outside so I don't get fat. Whatever! I only weigh 2550 candygrams. I'm not sure how that converts to whatever weight you guys use.

Guess what -- me and Vinnie solved the Mystery of Witch Creek! It turns out Old Man Fernandez was dressing up as a werewolf to try to trick Mrs. Patterson out of her valuable old paintings. He said he'd have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for our meddling.