Mom made baklava for dinner again. Yuck! She said I couldn't go play Resident Galaxy 15 until I'd cleaned my plate, so I had to choke it down. When I grow up I'm just gonna eat Blistering Chocolate Fish for every meal!

The other day I was exploring out by the old scary old mineshaft off of Cardenas Street. My friend Todd says there's a mummy out there, but I don't believe him. I think it's a zombie-werewolf, and I'm gonna catch it!