We had some guy from the college come today and talk about pledging Delta Zeta Chi, the big fraternity over there. I said I had enough friends without buying any, which was pretty funny, until he said he could tell that wasn't true just looking at me. It would've been okay if my former best friend Mickey Gaines had stuck up for me. Whatever. I have friends! I've got you, anyway.

We just added a communications room to the awesome tree fort that me and Wally and Charlie are building. Some of the girls came by while we were working on it, but we told them "No Girls Allowed." Then I had to run after and tell Veronica McFadden that she could come look after the other guys were gone.