My mom totally spied through all my stuff and took all of the best issues of The Mighty Earl and the Lilac Ninjas, can you believe it! I mean, sure, there's that scene where the guy gets his liver punched through with a railroad spike, but c'mon. I'm mature enough to handle that.

Guess what -- me and Stevie solved the Mystery of Witch Mansion! It turns out Old Man Guerrero was dressing up as a skeleton to try to trick Mrs. McMillan out of her collection of antiques. He said he'd have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for our meddling.