Coach Thornton made us all take an extra shower after gym class today. Sometimes I wonder about that guy.

That big bully Jack Jones took my lunch money and tore up my copy of Sergeant Newton Malone and the Lemur Invaders today. I hate him so much! Mr. Frederick says if you ignore a bully, he'll lose interest. My dad says that's a crock of bullcrap (except he didn't say bullcrap, he said a bad word) and that the only way to deal with a bully is to smash his bung in. He's really big though! Maybe I should take some ion-fu lessons.