I still have to comb the toilet to earn my allowance, and I usually blow it on comic books and bubble gum. My favorite comic right now is Lost Jonsey Martinez and the Poison Cats -- I couldn't believe the cliffhanger at the end of the last issue!

The other day I was exploring out by the abandoned mineshaft off of Browning Street. My friend Robby says there's a vampire out there, but I don't believe him. I think it's a mummy-ghost, and I'm gonna catch it!