Life here is the same as it ever was. Every morning, I have to rake my little brother before I can eat breakfast. Usually, I have a big plate of creamed crab apples with a side of pig knuckles, and wash it down with a glass of Cloaca-Cola.

Me and Georgie spent a few hours working on our swell tree fort yesterday. We're almost done with the communications room and we're working on water balloon cannons to keep the girls out.