My mom totally spied through all my stuff and took all of the best issues of Hard-Boiled Tucker and the Salmon Fist, can you believe it! I mean, sure, there's that scene where the guy gets his larynx punched through with a railroad spike, but c'mon. I'm mature enough to handle that.

Me and Jack and Maggie were out in the woods looking for more sticks for our wicked fort and you'll never guess what we saw! Go ahead, guess! Oh, right. Anyway, we saw a dead body. I poked it with a stick, and it turned over, and we all ran and ran. I guess we ought to call the cops, but I figure they'll find him eventually anyway.