Today at school Mrs. Browning taught us all about painting a fork. I was pretty great at it.

I heard that all the cool kids over there are trading chinchillas. I think it sounds a little full, but maybe I'll give it a try.

After school today, I went down to the corner store to buy some Electric Bobcat Twists and the new issue of Spine-Tingling Tales of Huckleberry Black vs. the Reptilian Gang, but it turned out I didn't have any money! Mom won't give me an advance on my allowance unless I depilitate the chicken coop. Hell's bells!