It must be real exciting to get to fight ogres and monsters all the time! I've only ever seen one ogre -- Mr. Griffith, my Geography teacher. He's got a big pot belly and snaggly teeth and hair growing out of his ears and he's real grumpy all the time, so I'm pretty sure he's an ogre. He made me stay after class and scour the blackboard because I couldn't remember the name of some dumb river. If you're ever in town, I'll find out where he lives so you can hit him with your sword. That'll teach him! Ha ha ha, see what I did there?

Since my last letter, I've gotten obsessed with crocheting sweaters. Hopefully, someday I'll meet someone who's impressed with the time and effort I've put into it.

There's a new afterschool club for selling flowers. I think I might join it. I mean, I'm not really into that stuff, but Madison Fletcher is a member, and I figure maybe if I get there early I could sit next to her.