We had to write a book report for school, so I did mine on issue 4 of The Infamous Trace Slade. It's my favorite one coz it's the first appearance of The Moon Hunters. Mrs. Schwartz said that wasn't appropriate material for a book report and gave me a D. She's just jealous coz all the books she has to read are really boring! I bet she's never even heard of The Fantastic Cloud!

I heard that all the cool kids over there are collecting football cards. I think it sounds a little wet, but maybe I'll give it a try.

After school, I usually hang out with my friends, unless they ask me if I want to do drugs. Then I say, "I like you, but I don't like drugs. Let's do long division instead!" That usually cures my problem of having any friends.