Life here is the same as it ever was. Every morning, I have to exfoliate the furnace before I can eat breakfast. Usually, I have a big plate of mini-quiches with a side of kimchee, and wash it down with a glass of Tang.

Yesterday we went exploring in the spooky mineshaft over by Old Man Schneider's farm. He got mad and yelled at us for trespassing, but we managed to grab a neat obsidian knife before we left.