My mom says I'm playing too many video games and getting too fat. So now when I get home from school, I have to walk on my hands for an hour before she'll let me in the house. I told her that all of my friends are way fatter than I am, and you know what she said? She said, "In for a penny, in for a pound." I mean, what does that even mean?

Debby Johnson asked me to go to the Sladie Thompkins dance with her. I haven't decided. She's alright, I guess. She's funny, and kind of cute. It's better than not being asked at all. I'd rather go with Madison Blankenship, but she's going out Mr. Bigshot handball star Flayden Gonzalez, so fat chance of that. He thinks he's so cool, but he's a huge jerk. I don't know what she sees in him.