Mom made mini-quiches for dinner again. Yuck! She said I couldn't go play Kill Warfare 6 until I'd cleaned my plate, so I had to choke it down. When I grow up I'm just gonna eat Crazy Melon Balls for every meal!

The other day I was exploring out by the old abandoned forest off of Whitaker Street. My friend Wally says there's a vampire out there, but I don't believe him. I think it's a skeleton-mummy, and I'm gonna catch it!