How are things in the Kingdom of Loathing?

Mom kept pestering me to depilitate the windows while I was playing Monkey Snake 9 today. I tried to tell her I was in the middle of a boss fight, but she made me do it anyway. She said "It's not whether you win or lose, every problem looks like a nail." I have no idea what she's talking about when she says stuff like that. Sometimes I wonder if I'm adopted.

Yesterday we went exploring in the condemned quarry over by Old Man Cardenas's farm. He got mad and yelled at us for trespassing, but we managed to grab a neat obsidian watch before we left.

Another!