We had a math test at school today. Even though I studied for a good 8 hours, I still only got a C on it. It sucks, because my Dad said if I got an A, he would buy me a bag of my favorite candy, Blistering Root Beer Gum. Oh, well.

I just started this cool new hobby: upcycling chinchillas. It's really rewarding! I don't feel lonely at all when I'm doing it.

My mom says I'm playing too many video games and getting too fat. So now when I get home from school, I have to do jumping jacks for an hour before she'll let me in the house. I told her that all of my friends are way fatter than I am, and you know what she said? She said, "If your best friend jumped off a cliff, would you do it, too?" I mean, what does that even mean?