Life here is the same as it ever was. Every morning, I have to depilitate my little brother before I can eat breakfast. Usually, I have a big plate of pizza rolls with a side of kimchee, and wash it down with a glass of gravy.

Guess what -- me and Donny solved the Mystery of Dead Man's Cave! It turns out Old Man Callahan was dressing up as a skeleton to try to trick Mrs. Roberson out of her valuable old paintings. He said he'd have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for our meddling.