| How are things in the Kingdom of Loathing? They're holding try-outs for the school play next week. They're doing Death of the Dwarf Clan. Fiorella McDonald is gonna be playing Princess Brooklyn'os, so if I got to be Hayden'ion I'd get to kiss her! Last time I tried out for a play, though, I had to be the stupid puppy, so it's probably not worth the gamble. The other day, me and Robby went out to the old condemned forest by my house to look for treasure. It was scary! We had to run away from a bunch of mean dogs, and I scraped my knee up pretty bad, but it was worth it, because we found a cool gold ring! |