My mom says I'm playing too many video games and getting too fat. So now when I get home from school, I have to ride a pogo stick for an hour before she'll let me in the house. I told her that all of my friends are way fatter than I am, and you know what she said? She said, "If at first you don't succeed, get out of the kitchen." I mean, what does that even mean?

The other day, me and Chuckie went out to the spooky cave by my house to look for treasure. It was scary! We had to run away from a bunch of crazy wolves, and I scraped my knee up pretty bad, but it was worth it, because we found a cool glass necklace!