My dad went a little crazy last night and painted my whole room beige. And I mean the *whole* room. So now my sheets are all stiff and everything smells like wet paint. Do you know how to get paint off of a video game? I'm seriously jonesing without my Cyborg White 12 -- I mean, I just unlocked the variant Silver Mount before all this happened!

Guess what -- me and Robby solved the Mystery of Pirate's Cove! It turns out Old Man Livingston was dressing up as a zombie to try to trick Mrs. Jennings out of her collection of antiques. He said he'd have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for our meddling.