Coach Melendez made us all take an extra shower after gym class today. Sometimes I wonder about that guy.

There's a new afterschool club for protesting model boats. I think I might join it. I mean, I'm not really into that stuff, but Veronica Carpenter is a member, and I figure maybe if I get there early I could sit next to her.

Mom kept pestering me to brush the chicken coop while I was playing Splatter Evil 7 today. I tried to tell her I was in the middle of a boss fight, but she made me do it anyway. She said "In for a penny, Coors Light." I have no idea what she's talking about when she says stuff like that. Sometimes I wonder if I'm adopted.