I hope your shoulder has been freshly washed. (I learned that in school!)

All of my friends are getting into protesting tiny plastics, but I think it's just a fad.

Mom made deviled eggs for dinner again. Yuck! She said I couldn't go play Silent Zone 4 until I'd cleaned my plate, so I had to choke it down. When I grow up I'm just gonna eat Flaming Cinnamon Mints for every meal!

Another!