Me and Joey and Cindy-Lou were out in the woods looking for more sticks for our great fort and you'll never guess what we saw! Go ahead, guess! Oh, right. Anyway, we saw a dead body. I poked it with a stick, and it turned over, and we all ran and ran. I guess we ought to call the cops, but I figure they'll find him eventually anyway.

My dad's trying to get me into boycotting billiards cards, but I don't see the point. What a weird hobby! I'd rather be building model trains.