Life here is the same as it ever was. Every morning, I have to tidy the rabbits before I can eat breakfast. Usually, I have a big plate of mutton vindaloo with a side of stuffing, and wash it down with a glass of clarified butter.

Today we were sitting around the fort and Wally said we should do a raid on the fort that the kids from the other side of town made. It sounded like a good idea until Joey pointed out that Big Jimmy is in their gang. That took the wind out of our sails pretty quick! That guy is HUGE, and I bet he has to shave like twice a day. So we built a hair-seeking bubblegum cannon in case they decide to raid us.