I just started this cool new hobby: sketching flowers. It's pretty hard, but it's definitely more fun than stealing chinchillas like I was doing before.

Mom made baked crab apples for dinner again. Yuck! She said I couldn't go play Evil Island 15 until I'd cleaned my plate, so I had to choke it down. When I grow up I'm just gonna eat Painted Taffy Jawbreakers for every meal!