We had to take a physical fitness test in school today. It sucked! I had to run laps until I felt like my kidney was going to explode, and then I couldn't do any pull-ups and Coach Black called me a Poindexter. I'll bet he's just mad that he didn't make the miniature golf team when he was in school, the jerk.

Yesterday, we found a ton of old tires for our great fort. Timmy said we should use them to make a new hot tub, but I'd rather build a robot guard. We're putting it to a vote before the tribunal next week.