They're holding try-outs for the school play next week. They're doing Conquest of the River Sorcerer. Madison Hendricks is gonna be playing Princess Brooklyn'uvel, so if I got to be Brennen'wen I'd get to kiss her! Last time I tried out for a play, though, I had to be the stupid dog, so it's probably not worth the gamble.

The other day me and Ollie were playing handball over by the haunted factory and he said he thought he saw a vampire. I told him they weren't real, and he got this weird look in his eyes and said "Oh, they're real. They're real, all right. You'll find out soon enough."