Guess what -- me and Marky solved the Mystery of Deadly Cave! It turns out Old Man Ferguson was dressing up as a ghost to try to trick Mrs. Hamilton out of her secret family cake recipe. He said he'd have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for our meddling.

My friends are all going nuts about trading model robots, but I'd rather spend my time reading comics. The new issue of The Bizarre Adventures of People vs. The Pirate Ninjas just came out!