Today Pauly Bush invited me over to his house after school. He's kind of a strange kid and we've never really been friends, but we've been classmates for like forever, so I went. They had this weird purple carpet in every room, and the whole place smelled like boiled sauerkraut. I looked at his collection of bottle caps and we played a little Mind Fantasy 15, and then I went home. It was pretty awkward the whole time. I hope he doesn't ask me again.

The other day I was exploring out by the scary old forest off of Alvarado Street. My friend Andy says there's a vampire out there, but I don't believe him. I think it's a zombie-zombie, and I'm gonna catch it!