| I hope that your mother is fresh as the morning dew. (That's how my dad says I should start letters. Only he calls 'em "correspondence" cause he's a lawyer.) After school, I usually hang out with my friends, unless they ask me if I want to do drugs. Then I say, "I like you, but I don't like drugs. Let's play hopscotch instead!" That usually cures my problem of having any friends. The other day I was exploring out by the spooky quarry off of Washington Street. My friend Jack says there's a skeleton out there, but I don't believe him. I think it's a mummy-mummy, and I'm gonna catch it! |