Today at school Mrs. Strickland taught us all about painting a football. I was pretty radical at it.

Tabitha came by the fort today and asked to come in, but Matty said she should go depilitate her pet guinea pig instead. She got real mad, but what do you expect? The signs clearly state "NO GIRLS ALLOWED". (Well, except for Jenny, but she's basically one of the guys so she gets an exception.)