Greetings from Distant Lands!

I just started this cool new hobby: stealing BRICKO sculptures. Do people do that over there? You should try it!

My mom totally spied through all my stuff and took all of the best issues of Sergeant Todd and the Yellow Patrol, can you believe it! I mean, sure, there's that scene where the guy gets his larynx punched through with a railroad spike, but c'mon. I'm mature enough to handle that.

Another!