Guess what -- me and Tommy solved the Mystery of Witch Cave! It turns out Old Man Hamilton was dressing up as a vampire to try to trick Mrs. Harrington out of her heirloom jewels. He said he'd have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for our meddling.

Me and Andy and Annie were out in the woods looking for more sticks for our far-out fort and you'll never guess what we saw! Go ahead, guess! Oh, right. Anyway, we saw a dead body. I poked it with a stick, and it turned over, and we all ran and ran. I guess we ought to call the cops, but I figure they'll find him eventually anyway.