We had to write a book report for school, so I did mine on issue 8 of Sergeant Dex Sloan. It's my favorite one coz it's the first appearance of The Undead Patrol. Mrs. Thornton said that wasn't appropriate material for a book report and gave me a D. She's just jealous coz all the books she has to read are really boring! I bet she's never even heard of The Space Legion!

Georgie Rudd keeps talking about protesting coins. Who does that anymore? That was AGES ago! Nowadays everyone is tanning iron filings. What do they do for fun where you live? Maybe that'll be the next big thing over here!

My buddies and I joined an after-school baseball team. Oh, I think you call it "roller derby" over there, is that right? How confusing. Anyway, my mom says I spend way too much time playing video games (I like Assassin's Effect 2 the best), so I have to play outside so I don't get fat. Whatever! I only weigh 3080 candygrams. I'm not sure how that converts to whatever weight you guys use.