Today at school Mrs. Wilkinson taught us all about arranging a ascot. I was pretty neat at it.

Today we were sitting around the fort and Chip said we should do a raid on the fort that the kids from the other side of town made. It sounded like a good idea until Vinnie pointed out that Big Larry is in their gang. That took the wind out of our sails pretty quick! That guy is HUGE, and I bet he has to shave like twice a day. So we built laser-guided missiles in case they decide to raid us.