Today Benny Paulson invited me over to his house after school. He's kind of a strange kid and we've never really been friends, but we've been classmates for like forever, so I went. They had this weird emerald carpet in every room, and the whole place smelled like boiled radishes. I looked at his collection of weird vintage postcards and we played a little Evil Galaxy 14, and then I went home. It was pretty awkward the whole time. I hope he doesn't ask me again.

The other day, me and Davey went out to the scary old factory by my house to look for treasure. It was scary! We had to run away from a bunch of drunk dogs, and I scraped my knee up pretty bad, but it was worth it, because we found a cool platinum coin!