We had a math test at school today. Even though I studied for a good 8 hours, I still only got a C on it. It sucks, because my Dad said if I got an A, he would buy me a bag of my favorite candy, Coffee Peppermint Bears. Oh, well.

Pauly Sullivan keeps talking about applying decals to Lucky Surprise Eggs. Who does that anymore? That was AGES ago! Nowadays everyone is building Lucky Surprise Eggs. What do they do for fun where you live? Maybe that'll be the next big thing over here!

My buddies and I joined an after-school soccer team. Oh, I think you call it "rugby" over there, is that right? How confusing. Anyway, my mom says I spend way too much time playing video games (I like Splatter Ridge 13 the best), so I have to play outside so I don't get fat. Whatever! I only weigh 3055 candygrams. I'm not sure how that converts to whatever weight you guys use.