They're holding try-outs for the school play next week. They're doing Dream of the Warrior Princess. Ainsleigh Peterson is gonna be playing Princess Nevaeh'ron, so if I got to be Mason'bimbor I'd get to kiss her! Last time I tried out for a play, though, I had to be the stupid Siamese fighting fish, so it's probably not worth the gamble.

So there's this new kid in school, Ollie "Soccer Balls" Christian, and he says his dad's a real-live hobo from the Kingdom of Loathing! Have you ever fought any hobos? I'll bet I could take a hobo if I had to. I mean, if I really totally had to. Especially if I could bring my favorite Pokëmann, Moog.