We had to take a physical fitness test in school today. It sucked! I had to run laps until I felt like my kidney was going to explode, and then I couldn't do any pull-ups and Coach Reagan called me a geek. I'll bet he's just mad that he didn't make the miniature golf team when he was in school, the jerk.

My mom says I should hang out with the new kid at school. His name's Logan Khan, if you can believe it. His mom packs him these weird organic lunches and when he gets close to peanuts, he swells up like a balloon. It's kind of a cool trick. I dunno. He's kind of a Poindexter, but I'm trying. I even traded him my sponge cake at lunch yesterday for one of his gluten-free vegetable protein smoothies. I should get a medal.