Since my last letter, I've gotten obsessed with remixing weird vintage postcards. Hopefully, someday I'll meet someone who's impressed with the time and effort I've put into it.

Life here is the same as it ever was. Every morning, I have to shine the toilet before I can eat breakfast. Usually, I have a big plate of croutons with a side of rhubarb, and wash it down with a glass of dishwater.