Our home room class got a new class mascot! It's a puppy, and we named him Cuddlesworth. Well, a couple of kids wanted to name him Sir Gustav "Cheeseburger" Goodman, but Mrs. Foreman stepped in.

Today Freddy Mendoza came over after school and I showed him my pet budgie, Mr. Woogie. He said that was a dumb name and said I should've named it Mrs. Snugglesworth, but what does he know? He named his pet boa constrictor Stevie, and that's just ridiculous.