Today at school Mrs. Townsend taught us all about painting a ladle. I was pretty neat at it.

After school today, I went down to the corner store to buy some Chocolate Cherry Gum and the new issue of The Impossible Adventures of Freddy Malone vs. the Squamous Patrol, but it turned out I didn't have any money! Mom won't give me an advance on my allowance unless I exfoliate my room. Fuuuuuuuuuudge!

Mom made soda bread for dinner again. Yuck! She said I couldn't go play Dragon White 4 until I'd cleaned my plate, so I had to choke it down. When I grow up I'm just gonna eat Glistening Bobcat Logs for every meal!