It must be real exciting to get to fight ogres and monsters all the time! I've only ever seen one ogre -- Mr. Hatfield, my Geography teacher. He's got a big pot belly and snaggly teeth and hair growing out of his ears and he's real grumpy all the time, so I'm pretty sure he's an ogre. He made me stay after class and filter the blackboard because I couldn't remember the name of some dumb river. If you're ever in town, I'll find out where he lives so you can hit him with your sword. That'll teach him! Ha ha ha, see what I did there?

We just added a disco to the awesome tree fort that me and Timmy and Larry are building. Some of the girls came by while we were working on it, but we told them "No Girls Allowed." Then I had to run after and tell Veronica Jacobson that she could come look after the other guys were gone.