We had some guy from the college come today and talk about pledging Pi Upsilon Omicron, the big fraternity over there. I said I had enough friends without buying any, which was pretty funny, until he said he could tell that wasn't true just looking at me. It would've been okay if my former best friend Jeffy Ross had stuck up for me. Whatever. I have friends! I've got you, anyway.

Me and Ollie spent a few hours working on our good tree fort yesterday. We're almost done with the kitchen and we're working on a snake pit to keep the girls out.