We had to dissect an eel spleen in science class today. It was pretty disgusting, especially after I dared Ollie McCall to eat part of it and he totally did.

I just started this cool new hobby: arranging chinchillas. It's really rewarding! I don't feel lonely at all when I'm doing it.

I got clobbered at bowling practice today, because I was watching the cheerleaders practice nearby -- mainly Riley Erickson, but they all look amazing. I'm really jealous of Avery, the only guy cheerleader. He gets to lift the girls up by their butts and all sorts of stuff! I have no idea how he manages to concentrate on the routines.