Tommy McDurkee keeps talking about sketching weird vintage postcards. Who does that anymore? That was AGES ago! Nowadays everyone is stealing chickens. What do they do for fun where you live? Maybe that'll be the next big thing over here!

My dad went a little crazy last night and painted my whole room white. And I mean the *whole* room. So now my sheets are all stiff and everything smells like wet paint. Do you know how to get paint off of a video game? I'm seriously jonesing without my Resident Pirate 12 -- I mean, I just unlocked the variant Sapphire Mount before all this happened!