Coach Wilkerson made us all take an extra shower after gym class today. Sometimes I wonder about that guy.

I heard that all the cool kids over there are remixing soccer cards. I think it sounds a little machiavellian, but maybe I'll give it a try.

After school, I usually hang out with my friends, unless they ask me if I want to do drugs. Then I say, "I like you, but I don't like drugs. Let's play freeze tag instead!" That usually cures my problem of having any friends.