We had to write a book report for school, so I did mine on issue 14 of Spine-Tingling Tales of Sam Gray. It's my favorite one coz it's the first appearance of The Impossible Blasphemy. Mrs. Lancaster said that wasn't appropriate material for a book report and gave me a D. She's just jealous coz all the books she has to read are really boring! I bet she's never even heard of The Lightning Lasses!

Bobby Mott keeps talking about raising flowers. Who does that anymore? That was AGES ago! Nowadays everyone is remixing matchbook covers. What do they do for fun where you live? Maybe that'll be the next big thing over here!

After school, I usually hang out with my friends, unless they ask me if I want to do drugs. Then I say, "I like you, but I don't like drugs. Let's collect stamps instead!" That usually cures my problem of having any friends.