I still have to laminate the windows to earn my allowance, and I usually blow it on comic books and bubble gum. My favorite comic right now is Untold Tales of Ignatz Garfunkel and the Mighty Duo -- I couldn't believe the cliffhanger at the end of the last issue!

Guess what -- me and Wally solved the Mystery of The Haunted Mansion! It turns out Old Man Hernandez was dressing up as a wolfman to try to trick Mrs. Guerrero out of her heirloom jewels. He said he'd have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for our meddling.