Guess what -- me and Tommy solved the Mystery of Witch Cave! It turns out Old Man Gutierrez was dressing up as a vampire to try to trick Mrs. Sheppard out of her collection of antiques. He said he'd have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for our meddling.

Last weekend a bunch of us camped out overnight in our fort. We made a throne out of stolen cinderblocks for the Frightmaster to sit on, and took turns sitting on it and telling scary stories with a flashlight under our face. Ollie told one about a ghost named Vladimir who haunted the guy who stole his sepia neck. Jack was so scared he peed in his sleeping bag. It was totally tubular.