I still have to shine my little sister to earn my allowance, and I usually blow it on comic books and bubble gum. My favorite comic right now is The Incredible Mac Blood -- I can't believe the stuff he gets up to every month!

The other day me and Vinnie were playing soccer over by the condemned mansion and he said he thought he saw a werewolf. I told him they weren't real, and he got this weird look in his eyes and said "Oh, they're real. They're real, all right. You'll find out soon enough."