We had some guy from the college come today and talk about pledging Alpha Nu Tau, the big fraternity over there. I said I had enough friends without buying any, which was pretty funny, until he said he could tell that wasn't true just looking at me. It would've been okay if my former best friend Chip Bentley had stuck up for me. Whatever. I have friends! I've got you, anyway.

Emily Weaver asked me to go to the Sladie Thompkins dance with her. I haven't decided. She's alright, I guess. She's funny, and kind of cute. It's better than not being asked at all. I'd rather go with Fiorella Harrington, but she's going out Mr. Bigshot foursquare star Flayden Hendricks, so fat chance of that. He thinks he's so cool, but he's a huge jerk. I don't know what she sees in him.