We had some guy from the college come today and talk about pledging Sigma Delta Psi, the big fraternity over there. I said I had enough friends without buying any, which was pretty funny, until he said he could tell that wasn't true just looking at me. It would've been okay if my former best friend Chuckie Cote had stuck up for me. Whatever. I have friends! I've got you, anyway.

Marky Sullivan keeps talking about upcycling matchbook covers. Who does that anymore? That was AGES ago! Nowadays everyone is drawing chinchillas. What do they do for fun where you live? Maybe that'll be the next big thing over here!

I got clobbered at bowling practice today, because I was watching the cheerleaders practice nearby -- mainly Regan Petersen, but they all look amazing. I'm really jealous of Brennen, the only guy cheerleader. He gets to lift the girls up by their butts and all sorts of stuff! I have no idea how he manages to concentrate on the routines.