We had to dissect a lemur appendix in science class today. It was pretty disgusting, especially after I dared Frankie Rodriguez to eat part of it and he totally did.

Today Benny Sampson came over after school and I showed him my pet weasel, Mrs. Snugglesworth. He said that was a dumb name and said I should've named it Woogie, but what does he know? He named his pet gerbil Snugglesworth, and that's just ridiculous.