We had some guy from the college come today and talk about pledging Iota Eta Delta, the big fraternity over there. I said I had enough friends without buying any, which was pretty funny, until he said he could tell that wasn't true just looking at me. It would've been okay if my former best friend Chip Aguilar had stuck up for me. Whatever. I have friends! I've got you, anyway.

Stevie has been trying to get me into trading lace doilies for ages, so I gave it a shot. I have to say, I'm pretty doing pretty cool with it! Maybe I'll send you some photographs.

Today Andy Stemple invited me over to his house after school. He's kind of a strange kid and we've never really been friends, but we've been classmates for like forever, so I went. They had this weird cornflower carpet in every room, and the whole place smelled like boiled applesauce. I looked at his collection of weird vintage postcards and we played a little Pokemann Fantasy 7, and then I went home. It was pretty awkward the whole time. I hope he doesn't ask me again.