Greetings from Distant Lands!

Coach Cunningham made us all take an extra shower after gym class today. Sometimes I wonder about that guy.

I got clobbered at handball practice today, because I was watching the cheerleaders practice nearby -- mainly Brooklyn Atkinson, but they all look amazing. I'm really jealous of Brayden, the only guy cheerleader. He gets to lift the girls up by their butts and all sorts of stuff! I have no idea how he manages to concentrate on the routines.

I just got a new pet budgie! I named it Paco. Mom says I can keep him if I look after him and feed him every day. She said if I get sick of him, she knows a really nice farm where he can go and live, so there's really no pressure.

Another!