I just got a new pet sugar glider! I named it Craine. Mom says I can keep him if I look after him and depilitate him every day. She said if I get sick of him, she knows a really nice farm where he can go and live, so there's really no pressure.

Today Danny Hewitt came over after school and I showed him my pet rat, Paco. He said that was a dumb name and said I should've named it Cuddleface, but what does he know? He named his pet mongoose Mrs. Snuggleface, and that's just ridiculous.