Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Souvenir-Selling J. R. Wilson

Hot: Hair-on-Fire Victor, the Magmagician

Cold: Shivering Ralph Hernandez

Stench: Uther "Things That Smell Bad" Jones, the Man Who Should Probably Change His Underwear, Like, Now

Spooky: Edgar "Deadeye" Franklin

Sleazy: Euphemism Fritz Jackson, the Free-Candy-Dispenser

Crimbo: Rufusroth "The Nut Cracker" Halldecker

The Hoboverlord sez: Tell me... Toybox, toybox, table. Don't be a table.

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