Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Thoughtless Yancy, the Land Pirate

Hot: Fire-Breathin' Cholly Harris

Cold: Made-of-Ice Noam, the Chilliest Hobo

Stench: Joe McMahon, the Sewer-Bather

Spooky: Dead Guy J. B. Haskell, the Eldritch Mist

Sleazy: Holden "Nipple Ring" Roosevelt, the "Special" Hugger

Crimbo: Wassailin' Dandyeri Turkeybaster, the Reindeer Groomer

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