Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Manuel "Salisbury Steak" Young

Hot: Scalding Twink "The Back Burner" Mack

Cold: Horace Reagan, the Cold Miser

Stench: Todd Garfunkel, the Guy Made Entirely Out of Onions Or At Least That's How He Smells

Spooky: Stephen Steadwick, the Guy With Little Mouths Where His Eyes Should Be

Sleazy: Archie "Clingy" Haskell

Crimbo: Nut-Crackin' Elmerroth Horsecarver

The Hoboverlord sez: Look out... Eat the cup of coffee, eat the cup of coffee. Grandpa... gave me a pocketknife once. Mumble...

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