Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Curly "The Knickerbocker" Hathaway, the Poor Dad

Hot: Fireball Tucker, the Flame Belcher

Cold: Moe "Bluelips" Disraeli

Stench: Rotting Fruit Rufus "Liver 'n' Onions" Nicholson, the Human Paper Mill

Spooky: Slim Reagan, the Empty Eye Socket

Sleazy: Risque Max, the Grade School Loiterer

Crimbo: Tinsel-Strewn Barneyeri, the Bell Jingler

The Hoboverlord sez: Mutter... Don't be A weightlifter. Where's my pocketknife?

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