Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Davenport Dunn, the Monsoon

Hot: Hunka Hunka Burnin' B. J. Rodriguez

Cold: Ice-Water-For-Blood Woody Sullivan, the Hazy Shade of Winter

Stench: Alistair "Smell-So-Bad" Des Moines, the Poopsmith

Spooky: Ghoulish Pickles "Golgotha" King, the Dancin' Corpse

Sleazy: Indecent H. R. McNichols, the Peeping Tom

Crimbo: Timmyuil Turkeyblaster, the Ubiquitous Music that Grates on your Ears after Two Minutes

The Hoboverlord sez: Can't FIND it. Can't find the STATUE. I polished the window, but I did not STEP on... the... club.

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