Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Harold "Gopher" Jones

Hot: Hothouse Mitch Hathaway

Cold: P. T. "Icicle" Peterson

Stench: Nettles Haggard, the Sultan of Stink

Spooky: Uther "Old Scratch" Young

Sleazy: Peepshow Stitch "Man-Thong" Washington, the Face Licker

Crimbo: Riffron "Mincemeat" Bowtier

The Hoboverlord sez: Mr. Haskell's here. Where's Grandpa?

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