Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Lewis Paulson, and His Inner Ear Infection

Hot: Steam Vent Shemp, the Red-Hot Poker

Cold: Glacial Walter, the Hobosicle

Stench: Gag-Me-With-a-Spoon Perry Jackson

Spooky: Scary Moe, the Grim Panhandler

Sleazy: Lewd Morris Davis

Crimbo: Davenporteri Horsecarver, the Carol Crooner

The Hoboverlord sez: Mutter... Pocketknife? Too many circus. Tell me...

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