Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Huge-Calves Shorty, the Pirate

Hot: Mikhail Berry, the Man Who Burns Like Burning

Cold: Avalanche Willard, the Pennsylvania Snowman

Stench: Shemp "Gag-A-Maggot" Hernandez

Spooky: Ghostly Davenport "Abracadaver" Clark, the Dancin' Corpse

Sleazy: Slippery Alex, Who Looks Down Your Shirt

Crimbo: Wilburroth Giftwrapper, the Sleigh Bell Ringer

The Hoboverlord sez: Are you MAMA? It's Napoleon, Napoleon... is...

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