Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Unsteady Updike, the Monkey Man

Hot: Torches-For-Hands H. R., the Heartburn Kid

Cold: Stephen Nite, the Polar Ice Capped

Stench: Garbage Juice Boris, the Filthy

Spooky: Nothing-But-Femurs Leroy Tyler

Sleazy: Leo "Sex Box" Adams

Crimbo: Leoien "Jinglin' Bells" Fudgeboxer

The Hoboverlord sez: Trains. trains in the coat. MOTORCYCLES in the toast.

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