Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Tearbaby Alvin "Petunia" McMahon, the Jackanapes

Hot: Propane-Fueled Patrick, the Human Barbecue

Cold: Snowcone Ike "Frigidaire" Garcia

Stench: Week-Old Meat Billy Bob Reagan, Who Has Never Bathed Ever

Spooky: Grant "Spooky Eyes" Nicholson

Sleazy: Elizabeth Johnson, the Bad Toucher

Crimbo: Good King Opiebor Halldecker

The Hoboverlord sez: Watch out!... Mr. McCartney, Mr. McCartney, finish... the mushrooms. Watch out!... CLUB, porch swing, club. Brrrrr...

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