Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Jurassic Paul McDurkee, the Spark-Spitter

Hot: White-Hot Brucie "Burn Ward" Smith, the Man Who Burns Like Burning

Cold: Ice-Water-For-Blood Noah Mott, the Hazy Shade of Winter

Stench: R. J. "Bad-Smellin' Saul" Steadwick, the Hobo Who Sleeps With the Pigs

Spooky: Cal O'Reilly, the Maniacal Laugher

Sleazy: Naughty Agamemnon "Trans-Fat" Garfield

Crimbo: Theodorerond "Goose" Topspinner

The Hoboverlord sez: Fafafa... Too many trains. Watch out!... Trains in... THE WINDOW.

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