Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Flemish Opie "Pelican" Paulson, the Pumpkin-Patch Crooner

Hot: Boiling Leroy, the Kerosene Kid

Cold: Opie Nipperus, the Guy With Icewater In His Veins But Probably Not Literally

Stench: Bad Smellin' Bert, the Nose Exploder

Spooky: Zombified Morris, the Bony-Fingered Creep

Sleazy: Lewd-Behavin' B. J., the Used Car Salesman

Crimbo: Chimney-Divin' Twinkwen, the Gaily Appareled

The Hoboverlord sez: Too many bananas. Park the train, park... the train.

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