Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Garrett Meadows, the Man with the Handlebar Eyebrows

Hot: Horace Berry, the Roman Candelabra

Cold: Gunther "Liquid Nitrogen" Bush, the Shiverin' Shanker

Stench: Quinn Khan, the Human Paper Mill

Spooky: Alex Clinton, the Silent Hillbilly

Sleazy: Oleaginous Virgil "Small Hands" Madison

Crimbo: Pine-Scented Willieos, the Stocking Stuffer

The Hoboverlord sez: Lamps in the circus. Fafafa... I'M looking for Mama. One time...

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