| Normal: Ike "Mac" O'Reilly, the Duck Throttler Hot: Hunka Hunka Burnin' Bix Taylor, the Sweltering Sauna Sitter Cold: Merle "Snowball" Mills, the Hazy Shade of Winter Stench: T. J. Wilson, the Hobo of Eternal Stench Spooky: Cemetery-Sleepin' Chrysler "Boneyard" Hernandez, the Tommyknocker Man Sleazy: Russian-Fingers Clive "Too Much Information" Thompson Crimbo: Holly Jolly Johnnybor Navidad, Who May Or May Not Be Home For Crimbo The Hoboverlord sez: Don't be a club. Look out... Growl... Stab the trolley? |