Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Ed "Turnpike" White

Hot: Thanatos "Do You Smell Something Burning?" Huxtable

Cold: Cold Cold Jacky Benedict

Stench: Rufus Zevon, He Who Smelt It And Therefore Dealt It

Spooky: Brucie Williams, the Dead Man Walking

Sleazy: P. T. "Lingering Hug" White, the Guy Who Does Not Have a Pencil in His Pocket

Crimbo: Holly Jolly Riffien Jackintheboxer

The Hoboverlord sez: Gotta shake the banana. Hmmmmmmm... Forget the weightlifter?

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