| Normal: Brokeback Franklin Garfield Hot: Fire-Juggling Simon North, the Walking Sunburn Cold: Snowman-Makin' John, the Cold Miser Stench: Trashcan Vince O'Kelly, the Fustulent Crack Spooky: Ghoulish Vince "Boneyard" Stipe, the Autopsist Sleazy: Adults-Only Bill McNichols, the "Special" Hugger Crimbo: Mommy-Kissin' Tomasos Fudgeboxer The Hoboverlord sez: Weightlifters? Where's my pocketknife? |