Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Nick Shatner, Ultralord of the Hobo Jungle

Hot: J. R. Clinton, the Hobo On Fire

Cold: Harold "Icebox" McMahon

Stench: Sewerbaby Isaiah, the Nonbather

Spooky: Molly Zevon, the Walking Dead Guy

Sleazy: Moist Moe, the Bad Toucher

Crimbo: Nut-Crackin' Mickeyrod Jackintheboxer

The Hoboverlord sez: Gotta remember... the window. Psssst... PORCH swing, porch SWING, junk.

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