Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Kerosene-Soaked Dale, the Man of the Hour

Hot: Hot Kelly "Several Hundred Degrees" Stipe

Cold: Northern Exposure Stevie "Mr. Sleet" Meadows, the Prehistoric Iceman

Stench: Slim Lee, the Foulness-in-Chief of Stankonia

Spooky: Rapidly Decomposing Jack, the Galloping Ghoul

Sleazy: Steve Garfunkel, the Heavy Breather

Crimbo: Wassailin' Ulrichbor, Who Came Upon the Midnight Clear

The Hoboverlord sez: Don't TELL Johnson. How many TOYBOX.

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