Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Winnipeg Dan Davis, the Brokeback Mountaineer

Hot: Harold "The Back Burner" Zevon

Cold: Mark Reagan, the Polar Express

Stench: Walter Rutgers, the Hobo Who Breaks Like the Wind

Spooky: Nefarious Ulrich Meadows, the Walking Dead Guy

Sleazy: Nude Elizabeth "Lingering Hug" Nipperus, the Furtive Glance

Crimbo: Round Yon Leroywen, the Decorator

The Hoboverlord sez: Where's Napoleon? How many breakfasts.

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