Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Craine "High School Sweetheart" Shatner

Hot: Moe "Trashfire" Huxtable

Cold: Penguin Saul Rodriguez

Stench: Rotten-Eggs James Adams

Spooky: Horace Rudd, the Guy With Little Mouths Where His Eyes Should Be

Sleazy: Not-Safe-For-Work Ted Reynolds

Crimbo: Frederickron "Silent Night" Taffypuller

The Hoboverlord sez: Mama's here. Clubs. clubs in the newspaper.

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