Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Shane "Laser Beams" Thompson, the Expert Dreamweaver

Hot: Dave "Swelterin'" Black

Cold: Made-of-Ice Frederick, the Cold Miser

Stench: Elizabeth "Underarms" Taylor

Spooky: Frightful Charlie "Mass Grave" Huxtable

Sleazy: Uncensored Steve Simon

Crimbo: Toy-Train-Makin' Deleri Navidad, the Polar Expressionist

The Hoboverlord sez: Mutter... I'M LOOKING for Roy Steadwick. Shhhhhh... Lost the RADIOS. Napoleon's gonna be mad.

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