Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Lou Young, Master of the Metal Trapeze

Hot: Malvolio Reynolds, the Hobo On Fire

Cold: Ferris Montague, the Guy With Icewater In His Veins But Probably Not Literally

Stench: Chuck Mack, the Foulness-in-Chief of Stankonia

Spooky: Six-Feet-Under Emil, Who May Be a Zombie

Sleazy: Nude Larry "Speedo" Clark

Crimbo: Merry Oliverdir, the Tree Trimmer

The Hoboverlord sez: I know Lennon. Don't tell... Mr. Franklin.

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