Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Harry "Pelican" Wallace

Hot: Glenn Spitzner, the Kid Whose Hair Is On Fire

Cold: Penguin Staniel Noriega

Stench: Mick Wilson, the Dead Man, Judging by the Smell

Spooky: Putrefying P. T. Huxtable, the Hockey-Masked Marauder

Sleazy: Not-Safe-For-Work Red, the Moustache You Don't Trust

Crimbo: Shempdriel "Swoot Tooth" Tinselstringer, the Ubiquitous Music that Grates on your Ears after Two Minutes

The Hoboverlord sez: How many... bananas. Where's The Pope?

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