Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Nettles Des Moines, Head Brain of the Hobosphere

Hot: Supernova Bill, Who Is Hot, Hot, So Hot, Sticky Sweet

Cold: Icicle Sting Young

Stench: Latrine Yancy Des Moines

Spooky: Macabre Claudius "Jack Ketch" Rudd

Sleazy: Garrett "Sleazebox" Shatner

Crimbo: O Holy Alanellas Turkeybaster

The Hoboverlord sez: Don't be a pocketknife. One time... Which weightlifter? Tell me which weightlifter.

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