Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Unwieldy Timmy, Master of the Metal Trapeze

Hot: Judas "Several Hundred Degrees" O'Sullivan

Cold: Leonardo Moore, the Dry Icicle

Stench: Garbage Juice Andy, the Poopsmith

Spooky: Uncanny-Valley Peter Hathaway

Sleazy: Tongue Wagglin' Leroy Buck

Crimbo: Shanedreth "Swoot Teeth" Topspinner, the Sleigh Bell Polisher

The Hoboverlord sez: HOW many tables. WATERMELON, wallpaper, watermelon.

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