Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Stitch Clinton, the Lumberjack

Hot: Hair-on-Fire Mikhail Easthouse

Cold: Pippin "Frosty" Shafer

Stench: Meriadoc "Public Toilet" Benedict, the Filthy

Spooky: Leonardo "Heebie-Jeebies" Martinez

Sleazy: Too-Much-Pomade Ricky "Leisure-Suit" Taylor

Crimbo: Chestnut-Roastin' Riffbor Sauerkraut

The Hoboverlord sez: Where's Mrs. O'Reilly? Have you seen Uncle P. T.? Psssst...

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