Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Ryan Dunn, the Pumpkin-Patch Crooner

Hot: Flame-Broiled T. J. "The Flamer" Roosevelt, the Human Flamethrower

Cold: Ice-Covered Earl Smith

Stench: Sewerbaby Gunther, Who Smells Like Bad Meat or Good Cheese

Spooky: Lonnie Robinson, the Dancin' Corpse

Sleazy: Risqué Updike, the Face Licker

Crimbo: Douglasras Figgypudding, the Crimbo Tradition

The Hoboverlord sez: Mrs. Garfield, Mrs. Garfield, DANCE with the PASTRY. Mumble mumble... Wallpaper?

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