Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Joachim "Soccer Balls" O'Reilly

Hot: Smokin' Horace Clinton, the Sidewalk Egg-Fryer

Cold: Gustav "Frigidaire" Garfunkel

Stench: Unwashed Steve "Potent Joe" Reynolds

Spooky: Ghostly Paul Nichols, the Bloody-Aproned

Sleazy: Single-Entendre Wade Meadows, the Suggestive Winker

Crimbo: Stocking-Stuffin' Travisien "Sugarplum" Giftwrapper

The Hoboverlord sez: Psssst... Mr. Anderson... gave me a MAILBOX once. Lost the porch swings. Stipe's gonna be mad.

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