Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Narcotic Jedediah "Hamburger" Taylor

Hot: Napalm Tucker Cartwright

Cold: Made-of-Ice Boris Anderson

Stench: Ed "Limburger Jim" Wallace

Spooky: Fritz Moore, the Hobo Who Goes Bump in the Night

Sleazy: Naughty Simon Stipe

Crimbo: Quinnrod Topspinner, the Hall Decker

The Hoboverlord sez: Bananas. bananas in the sandwich. Growl... Don't tell Mama.

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