| Normal: Riff "Powderpuff" Durden Hot: Propane-Fueled Andy Jackson, the Guy Who Causes a Temperature-Related Desire to Remove All of One's Clothing Cold: Charlie King, the Pennsylvania Snowman Stench: Zaxxon "Rottencrotch" Harris Spooky: Jacky "Jack Ketch" Zevon, Whose Clothes Are Made out of Suspiciously Pale Leather Sleazy: Barney Madison, the Moustache-Waxer Crimbo: Have Yourself a Merry Little Vincentborn, Who Is As Frightful As the Weather Outside The Hoboverlord sez: Mama? Step ON the statue? |