Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Venomous Abe Jones

Hot: John "Firebrand" Taylor

Cold: Iceberg Riff, the Dry Icicle

Stench: Vincent "Musty" O'Sullivan

Spooky: Rapidly Decomposing Clarence, Undead Detective

Sleazy: Leonard Rudd, the Human Leer

Crimbo: Calron Sauerkraut, the Snowmannequin

The Hoboverlord sez: Shhhhhh... Grandma's here. Lost the motorcycles. Berry's GONNA BE mad.

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