| Normal: P. D. Q. Martin, the Prosthetic Hobo Hot: Boiling Wallace Reagan Cold: Popsicle Agamemnon "Bluelips" Franklin, the Human Zamboni Stench: Trashcan Alistair Brooks Spooky: Dead-eyed Staniel, the Dead Man Walking Sleazy: Simon "Too Much Information" Brown Crimbo: Ol' Saint Fritzrond, the Crimbo Tradition The Hoboverlord sez: Desk? OLD Man Black gave me A banana once. |