Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Experimental Dunstan "Melvin" Lennon

Hot: Burninatin' Kelly, Who Is Hot, Hot, So Hot, Sticky Sweet

Cold: Freezerburn Willard, the Too-Cold Ice Baby

Stench: Paper-Mill Curly Nelson, the Nose Exploder

Spooky: Dwight Easthouse, the Hobo of the Shadow of Death

Sleazy: Lecherous John "Sleazebox" Haggard

Crimbo: Good King Glenndreth "Teddybear" Figgypudding

The Hoboverlord sez: Don't be a cup of coffee. I know... Can't find it. Can't... find the radish. Mumble...

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