Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Marlon "Pew-Pew-Pew" Nicholson, the Devil

Hot: Max "Do You Smell Something Burning?" O'Kelly, the Walking Stove

Cold: Simon "Chilly Willy" Easthouse

Stench: Halitosis Frederick "No Soap, Thank You" Taylor, the Guy Made Entirely Out of Onions Or At Least That's How He Smells

Spooky: Six-Feet-Under Ludwig, the Hobosferatu

Sleazy: Off-Color Maury "Small Hands" Shafer, the Snake-Oil Salesman

Crimbo: Carolin' Peteorm, the Holly Hanger

The Hoboverlord sez: Grandpa, Grandpa, stab the pastry. Look out... Don't be a circus.

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