Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Brokeback Franklin Garfield

Hot: Fire-Juggling Simon North, the Walking Sunburn

Cold: Snowman-Makin' John, the Cold Miser

Stench: Trashcan Vince O'Kelly, the Fustulent Crack

Spooky: Ghoulish Vince "Boneyard" Stipe, the Autopsist

Sleazy: Adults-Only Bill McNichols, the "Special" Hugger

Crimbo: Mommy-Kissin' Tomasos Fudgeboxer

The Hoboverlord sez: Weightlifters? Where's my pocketknife?

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