Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Friend of Beasts Thanatos, the Very, Very Disturbed

Hot: Flame-Broiled Jedediah, the Heatstroke Kid

Cold: Snowcone Clive "Chatterin'" Garfield

Stench: Trashcan Emil, the Human Compost Heap

Spooky: Nefarious Arthur "Collywobbles" Isaacson

Sleazy: Grabby Molly, the Dirty Jokester

Crimbo: Eggnog-Gulpin' Clarencedriel Treetopper

The Hoboverlord sez: Where's my motorcycle? Are you Mr. Spitzner?

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