Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Tooth-And-Nail Emil, the Gourmand

Hot: Romeo "Do You Smell Something Burning?" Noriega

Cold: Frederick Westinghouse, the Meat Popsicle

Stench: Bad Smellin' Clancy, the Human Compost Heap

Spooky: Jonsey DuPree, the Tap-Dancing Skeleton

Sleazy: Nude Thad "Pomade" Adams, the Inappropriate

Crimbo: Moelas Turkeyblaster, the Bell Jingler

The Hoboverlord sez: Lost the junks. Mrs. NELSON'S GONNA BE MAD. Pork chops. pork chops in THE window.

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