Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Teary-Eyed Diego Meadows

Hot: Updike Sullivan, the Walking Stove

Cold: Ryan "Frosty" Rudd, the Cincinnati Snocone Machine

Stench: Midden Dan Adams

Spooky: Vince Martin, the Fingerbone Collector

Sleazy: Naughty Wade Williams

Crimbo: Holly Jolly Vinniedreth Turkeybaster

The Hoboverlord sez: Lost the wallpaper. GRANDPA'S gonna be mad. Watch out!... MUSHROOMS. mushrooms in THE train.

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