Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Frederick "Sunken Treasure" Johnson

Hot: Scorching Zachary, the Dry Heat

Cold: Thanatos "Wind Chill" Taylor, the Polar Express

Stench: Sewer-Dwelling Isaiah Jackson

Spooky: Rapidly Decomposing Willard "Ghoulicious" McCartney, the Tommyknocker Man

Sleazy: Hubie "Speedo" Buck

Crimbo: Silent-Night Conwaydir "Five Gold Rings" Turkeyblaster

The Hoboverlord sez: Where's... The Pope? Trains. trains in the mailbox.

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