Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Tennessee Earl, the Family Man

Hot: Archie Huxtable, the Kid Whose Hair Is On Fire

Cold: Garrett "Icemaker" Black

Stench: Midden Malvolio Hernandez

Spooky: Ghoulish Claudius, the Crypt Creeper

Sleazy: Giles "Nipple Ring" Romero, the Too-Slow Streaker

Crimbo: Archiedir "Five Gold Rings" Piebaker

The Hoboverlord sez: I'm looking for Papa. Old... Man Jackson, Old Man Jackson, wiggle the pork chops.

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