Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Pete "Spider" Shatner

Hot: White-Hot P. T., the Guy Who Causes a Temperature-Related Desire to Remove All of One's Clothing

Cold: Glacial Saul "Snowball" Cooper, the Polar Ice Capped

Stench: Rotting Fruit Dave "Smell-So-Bad" Des Moines

Spooky: Frederick "Heebie-Jeebies" Capulet, the Corpse Groom

Sleazy: Nude Terry Easthouse, the Guy Who Was Kicked Out of the Frat House for Misogynistic Behavior

Crimbo: Gingerbread Noahbimbor "Boston Charlie" Wreathweaver, the Holly Hanger

The Hoboverlord sez: LITTLE Sister's got a trolley. Do you... know Grandma? Watch it...

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