Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Andy Harrison, the Jack Mormon

Hot: Fireball Todd "Magma" Lennon, the Inflammable Man

Cold: P. T. Nichols, the Freezerburn Kid

Stench: Sewerbaby Staniel Hall

Spooky: Dreadful Martin "Screaming Meemie" Salisbury, the Tap-Dancing Skeleton

Sleazy: Nude Claudius Mills

Crimbo: Zaxxonorm "Teddybear" Jackintheboxer

The Hoboverlord sez: Junks. junks... in the cup of coffee. Mrs. Meadows's got a banana.

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