Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Earl "Melvin" Bush

Hot: B. J. Hall, Who Is Hot Because He's Fly

Cold: Steve "Icecube" Thompson

Stench: Nauseatin' Thad Capulet, the Man Who Should Probably Change His Socks

Spooky: Wes Craven's R. T. Rudd

Sleazy: Adult Bookstore Earl Washington

Crimbo: Louisrod Turkeyblaster, the Nutty as a Fruit Cake

The Hoboverlord sez: Where's Mr. SMITH? Shhhhhh... Boxcars in THE egg.

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