Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Three-Bean Dookie "The Slug" Buck, Who Isn't Right in the Head

Hot: Pan-Fried Aldous, the Sidewalk Egg-Fryer

Cold: Frozen Enid, the Polar Express

Stench: Curly Isaacson, the Sultan of Stink

Spooky: Joey "Bogeyman" Mills, the Sauntering Corpse

Sleazy: Norma "Speedo" Woodward, the Grade School Loiterer

Crimbo: Jolly Ol' Walterrond "The Fruitcaker" Treetopper

The Hoboverlord sez: Which statue? Tell me... which statue. The Pope gave me a ICEBOX once.

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