Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Craig "Powderpuff" Shatner

Hot: Scorchmarks Kelly "The Flaming Kebab" Thompson, the Roman Candelabra

Cold: Moe Stipe, the Refrigerator Coil

Stench: Sewer-Dwelling Mark Zevon, Who Smells Like Bad Meat or Good Cheese

Spooky: Jonsey "Bogeyman" Huxtable

Sleazy: Oleaginous Morris Buck, the Wolf-Whistler

Crimbo: Reynaldoorm "Figgy Pudding" Kiteflyer, the Sugarplum Visionary

The Hoboverlord sez: FINISH the watermelon? Which toybox? Tell me which toybox.

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