Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Niles McNichols, the Train-Oyster

Hot: Supernova Twink Anderson, the Sweltering Sauna Sitter

Cold: Stan "Icemaker" Paulson

Stench: Theodore "Flatulator" Sullivan

Spooky: Gothic Horror Alan Lennon

Sleazy: Del Romero, the Free-Candy-Dispenser

Crimbo: Wassailin' Ferrisdreth, the Wreath Wrangler

The Hoboverlord sez: Newspapers in the CIRCUS. Mrs. O'KELLY'S HERE.

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