Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Sweetback Charlie "Rheumy" Stipe

Hot: Hothouse Walter, the Cinder-Tosser

Cold: Cold Shoulders Horus, the Hazy Shade of Winter

Stench: Maybe-It's-Hormonal T. J. "Stinkyfeet" Moore, the Man Who Uses a Rotting Fish for Aftershave

Spooky: Six-Feet-Under Curly, Whose Clothes Are Made out of Suspiciously Pale Leather

Sleazy: Single-Entendre Cthulhu Buck, Who Looks Down Your Shirt

Crimbo: Cookie-Bakin' Leoos, the Carol Crooner

The Hoboverlord sez: Where's my toybox? Tell me... Pork chop, train, pork chop.

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