Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Exoskeleton Pontius "Pelican" Khan

Hot: Oliver Capulet, the Human Barbecue

Cold: Made-of-Ice Wemberly Spitzner, the Too-Cold Ice Baby

Stench: Garlic Eatin' Bill Noriega

Spooky: Putrescent Del Stemple

Sleazy: Diego Mack, the Guy Who Was Kicked Out of the Frat House for Misogynistic Behavior

Crimbo: Twinkbimbor Tinselstringer, the Little Drummer Boy

The Hoboverlord sez: Can't... find it. Can't find the mailbox. I cleaned the milk, but I did not... REMEMBER the telephone.

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