Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Ulrich "Hamburger" Huxtable

Hot: Red-Hot Colin Westinghouse

Cold: Frozen Fingers Frederick Garcia

Stench: Grant Brown, the Human Paper Mill

Spooky: Dead-eyed Archie Nichols

Sleazy: Jocko "Furtive" Waldorf

Crimbo: Gift-Wrappin' Charlieras Mistletoestringer, Who Lets It Snow

The Hoboverlord sez: I know... Lost the junks. The Pope's gonna be mad. Do you know Reynolds?

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