Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: California Craig, the Buddha

Hot: Pontius Washington, the Sterno Connoisseur

Cold: Polar Pippin "Chilly Willy" Des Moines, the Guy For Whom the Eskimos Have One Hundred Different Words

Stench: Rotten-Eggs R. J. "Liver 'n' Onions" Madison

Spooky: Rapidly Decomposing Hubie Hernandez

Sleazy: Leonardo "Pomade" Zevon

Crimbo: Billlas Teddystuffer, the Carol Crooner

The Hoboverlord sez: Shuffle THE RADISH? North's got a sandwich.

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