| Normal: Colin Rutgers, the Scientologist Scientist Hot: Charbroiled Moe Black, Who Is Hot Because He's Fly Cold: Nicky Thompson, the World's Most Violent Eskimo Stench: Martin McDurkee, the Smelliest Hobo In the World, Probably Spooky: Uncanny-Valley Shemp Mack Sleazy: Well-Oiled Charlie Lewis Crimbo: Carolin' Jonasien, the Sleigh Bell Polisher The Hoboverlord sez: How... MANY junks. Say... Wallpaper, wallpaper, pastry. One time... |