Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Stinging Walter Anderson

Hot: Brimstone Ed Harrison, the Human Campfire

Cold: Snowflake Morris "The Snowman" Paulson

Stench: R. T. "The Walking Toilet" Johnson, the Sulfuric Wonder

Spooky: Dreadful Lou, the Guy With Little Mouths Where His Eyes Should Be

Sleazy: Clive McMahon, Who Looks Down Your Shirt

Crimbo: Updikerod "Goose" Dolldresser

The Hoboverlord sez: Roy Zevon gave me a shirt once. GOTTA avoid the cup of coffee. Fafafa...

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