Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Slo-Mo Sven "Pelican" O'Sullivan, the Drunk

Hot: J. R. Bush, the Human Tiki-Torch

Cold: Frosty Mickey, the Arctic Circular

Stench: Ricky "Garlic Press" Young

Spooky: Chrysler Thompson, the Amateur Necromancer

Sleazy: Sam "Small Hands" Tyler

Crimbo: Meriadoceri Sauerkraut, the Tree Trimmer

The Hoboverlord sez: Lost the... shirts. LITTLE Sister's gonna be mad. Brrrrr... Sandwich, CIRCUS, SANDWICH.

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