Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Flemish Thanatos, the Enigma Machine

Hot: Brucie Buck, the Coal-Chucker

Cold: Made-of-Ice Twink "Snowflake" Thompson

Stench: Riff "Stinkyfinger" Young, the Sultan of Stink

Spooky: Putrescent Fritz Haggard

Sleazy: XXX-Rated Sam, the Bad Toucher

Crimbo: Raphaeldir Kiteflyer, the Polar Expressionist

The Hoboverlord sez: It's Mr. Woodward, Mr. Woodward... is... Watch out!... Can't find it. Can't... find the chair.

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