Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Shorty "Hamburger" Taylor

Hot: Brimstone Stanley DuPree, the Walking Stove

Cold: Frigid Del Draper, the Polar Ice Capped

Stench: Andy "No Soap, Thank You" Garcia

Spooky: Yancy "Mother Issues" Capulet, the Maniacal Laugher

Sleazy: Jack "Pinky Ring" Buck, the Human Stain

Crimbo: Mickuil "The Fruitcaker" Canecandier, the Merry Gentleman

The Hoboverlord sez: Windows? Watch out!... Too many motorcycles.

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