Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Huckleberry Brown, the Curator

Hot: Jonas "Embers" Harrison

Cold: Arctic Curly "Mr. Freeze" Cartwright, the Guy For Whom the Eskimos Have One Hundred Different Words

Stench: Unwashed Mikhail, the Guy Who Eats Nothing But Limburger Cheese

Spooky: Mickey "Boneyard" Lewis

Sleazy: Heavy-Breathing Kelly, the Heavy Breather

Crimbo: Gift-Wrappin' Clarencewen Turducken

The Hoboverlord sez: Mumble... Icebox in THE junk. Remember the shirt?

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