Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Vice President Shane "Chicken Sandwich" Robinson

Hot: Victor "Fireworks" Stipe, the Insanely Feverish

Cold: Fresh-From-The-Refrigerator Bix, the Arctic Circular

Stench: Infected Shemp Harris

Spooky: Victor "Mother Issues" Haggard

Sleazy: Heavy-Breathing Wade Taylor, the "Special" Hugger

Crimbo: Bowl-Full-of-Jelly Chryslerbimbor Ribbonwinder, the Carol Crooner

The Hoboverlord sez: Mr. Goodman's HERE. I'm looking for The Pope.

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