Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Joe "Two-Teeth" Thomas

Hot: Supernova Del "Brimstone" King

Cold: Icecubes Ike Stipe, the Hobosicle

Stench: Garlic Eatin' Nicky Rudd

Spooky: Andre "Mother Issues" Simon

Sleazy: Daddy "Furtive" Hernandez, the "Special" Hugger

Crimbo: Pine-Scented Syion "Blisters" Canecandier, the Festively Festooned

The Hoboverlord sez: Pocketknife, mushroom, pocketknife. CAN'T FIND it. Can't find the... coat.

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