Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Normal-Face Simon McCartney, the Back-Alley Taxidermist

Hot: Furnace-Face Gavin Benedict, the Man Who Feels Hot, Hot, Hot

Cold: Andy "Frosty" O'Reilly

Stench: Virgil "Limburger Jim" Khan, the Guy Made Entirely Out of Onions Or At Least That's How He Smells

Spooky: Ferris Des Moines, Who Hides In The Shadows

Sleazy: Adult Bookstore John "Clingy" Sanford

Crimbo: Frederickborn "Figgy Pudding" Turkeybaster

The Hoboverlord sez: Too many... lamps. Club, club, junk.

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