Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Zane "Spider" Garcia

Hot: Dale "The Bunsen Burner" Johnson, the Human Flamethrower

Cold: Anti-Anti-Freeze Manny "Iceberg" Robinson, the Too-Cold Ice Baby

Stench: Dwight "Baron von Stinkyfish" McCartney

Spooky: John "Bogeyman" Wallace

Sleazy: Well-Oiled Shemp "Pinky Ring" Wilson

Crimbo: Mistle-toed Peterond "Mincemeat" Fudgeboxer

The Hoboverlord sez: I AVOIDED the coat, but I did NOT PARK the toybox. Do you know Mama? Fafafa...

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