Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Palindromic Rufus, the Whistlin' Kidnapper

Hot: Alistair Lennon, the Coal-Chucker

Cold: Leonard "Mr. Freeze" Paulson

Stench: Maybe-It's-Hormonal Shane Des Moines

Spooky: Frankenstein's Alistair "Collywobbles" O'Sullivan

Sleazy: Daddy "Sleazebox" Clark

Crimbo: Hilarybor "Chestnutter" Navidad

The Hoboverlord sez: GOTTA stab the trolley. Porch swing, PORCH swing, pastry.

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