| Normal: Unidentifiable Todd Haskell Hot: Burnin' Morris Steadwick Cold: Vince "Icicle" Easthouse Stench: Awful Stench Jocko "Poo-Flinger" Anderson, the Man Who Uses a Rotting Fish for Aftershave Spooky: Six-Feet-Under Craine, the Black-Eyed, Pasty Asian Kid Sleazy: Lewd Randy, the Ogler Crimbo: Silent-Night Archieellas, the Ubiquitous Music that Grates on your Ears after Two Minutes The Hoboverlord sez: Cthulhu Cartwright gave me a breakfast once. I rode the statue, but I did not... forget the lamp. |