Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Dookie "The Slug" Wilson

Hot: Manny "Trashfire" O'Sullivan

Cold: Freezing Vinnie Mack, the Earl of Frostbite

Stench: Caboose-Fouling Jake, the Man Who Should Probably Change His Underwear, Like, Now

Spooky: Mickey "Mass-Murderin'" Jackson

Sleazy: Achilles "Sleazebox" Bush

Crimbo: Duncanrond "Five Gold Rings" Topspinner, Who Came Upon the Midnight Clear

The Hoboverlord sez: Toast, TOAST, motorcycle. Don't tell Grandma.

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