Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Deformed Jim Rudd, the Devil

Hot: Max "Sparky" Harrison

Cold: Elizabeth "Black Ice" Garfield

Stench: Rotting-Arms Shemp Simon, the Nonbather

Spooky: Spooky Ignatz Rutgers

Sleazy: Lubed-Up Malvolio Berry, the Guy Who Does Not Have a Pencil in His Pocket

Crimbo: Jonseywen "Teddybear" Jackintheboxer, the Mistletoe Bandit

The Hoboverlord sez: Which pork chop? Tell me which pork chop. DON'T tell Napoleon. Brrrrr...

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