Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Whiskeyblood Martin "Slow Dance" Johnson, Head Brain of the Hobosphere

Hot: Theodore "Afterburner" Washington, Who Burns at Both Ends

Cold: Tomas "The Polar Bear" Dunn

Stench: Bad Smellin' Sy Taylor, the Filth Merchant

Spooky: Eerie Newton Shafer, the Autopsist

Sleazy: Twink "Trans-Fat" Adams

Crimbo: Jockobimbor "Winter Wonderland" Turkeyblaster

The Hoboverlord sez: I know Taylor. Don't tell Mr. Pennington.

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