Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Pickled-Noggin Shorty "Petunia" Smith

Hot: Fireball Willard, the Sidewalk Egg-Fryer

Cold: Jonas "Chilly Willy" North

Stench: Zachary "Rottencrotch" Bush

Spooky: Eerie Pontius, the Grim Panhandler

Sleazy: Moe "Ghastly" Adams, the Too-Slow Streaker

Crimbo: Jolly Ol' Ignatzeri "Sweet Tooth" Giftwrapper, the Gift Wrapper

The Hoboverlord sez: Have you seen Papa? Desks in the toybox.

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