Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Pippin "Orc Pajamas" Wallace

Hot: Norma Adams, the Kerosene Kid

Cold: Teeth-Chattering Agamemnon, the Refrigerator Coil

Stench: Upchuck Wemberly, the Filth Merchant

Spooky: Dead-eyed Ollie Anderson

Sleazy: Naughty Staniel, the Guy Your Parents Were Specifically Referring To When They Said Not To Talk To Strangers

Crimbo: Pine-Scented Jonaswen, the Bell Jingler

The Hoboverlord sez: MAILBOX, wallpaper, mailbox. I broke THE pocketknife, but I did not AVOID the wallpaper.

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