Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Brendan "Curiously Dense" Garfield

Hot: Volcanic Parker "Brimstone" Stemple, the Walking Sunburn

Cold: Northern Exposure Norma, the Alabama Iceberg

Stench: Latrine J. R. Davis, the Filthy

Spooky: Rigor Mortis Holden Jones

Sleazy: Frederick "Pinky Ring" Goodman, the Dapper Dan Man

Crimbo: Nickborn "Stuffed Stocking" Treetopper

The Hoboverlord sez: Old Man Rodriguez, Old Man RODRIGUEZ, eat the statues. Are you Uncle... P. T.?

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