Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Jocko Sanford, the Sexual Elf

Hot: Fire-Eatin' Virgil "The Vermin Igniter" McDurkee, the Inflammable Man

Cold: Chrysler "Mr. Sleet" Williams, the Freezin' Frenchman

Stench: Grodulent Terry, the Poopsmith

Spooky: Night of the Living Chrysler, the Guy Who Likes Corpses a Little Too Much, If You Know What I Mean

Sleazy: Louis Goldthwait, the Guy Your Parents Were Specifically Referring To When They Said Not To Talk To Strangers

Crimbo: Chimney-Divin' Travislas Fudgeboxer

The Hoboverlord sez: Cal Belvedere gave me a sandwich once. The Pope, The Pope, eat the porch swings. Shhhhhh...

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