Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Mickey "Metal Objects" Clark, the Future of Hoboing

Hot: Fire-Eatin' Molly "Swelterin'" Romero

Cold: Ike "Ice Storm" Shafer, the Ice Cube Cowboy

Stench: Nasty-Smellin' Theodore "Liver 'n' Onions" Des Moines

Spooky: R. T. Young, the Empty Eye Socket

Sleazy: Risque Elizabeth, the Peeping Tom

Crimbo: Malvoliouvel "Stuffed Stocking" Bowtier

The Hoboverlord sez: It's Grandpa, Grandpa... is... Don't tell MADISON.

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