Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Andy O'Mally, the Star-Traveler

Hot: Sizzling T. J., the Man Who Feels Hot, Hot, Hot

Cold: Frozen Jacky Mack

Stench: Noah "Smell-So-Bad" Haskell

Spooky: Ghoulish Louis, the Maniacal Laugher

Sleazy: Noah "Shoe-Mirrors" Capulet

Crimbo: Chimney-Divin' Abefindel Kiteflyer

The Hoboverlord sez: Have you seen Little SISTER? Fafafa... Watch it... Don't be a toybox. Mumble mumble...

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