Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Ghostly Dan Shatner, the Bird-Headed Fool

Hot: Volcanic Clarence "JalapeƱo" Tyler

Cold: Noah Simon, the Iceman who Cometh

Stench: Jake "Sardine-Breath" Clark

Spooky: Clarence "Goosepimples" McCartney

Sleazy: Norma "Rubber Novelty" Belvedere, the Pocket Pool Shark

Crimbo: Eggnog-Gulpin' Carldriel Wreathweaver, the Decorator

The Hoboverlord sez: Pastry in the CAMPFIRE. Mutter... Hit THE table?

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