Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Normal-Face Hondo "Kobold Lips" Mott, the Southern Officer and the Southern Gentleman

Hot: Buck Westinghouse, the Heatstroke Kid

Cold: Giles "Glacial" Nichols, the Meat Popsicle

Stench: Sewerbaby Fritz Thompson

Spooky: Ghostly Travis, the Fingerbone Collector

Sleazy: Tongue Wagglin' Huckleberry, the Grade School Loiterer

Crimbo: Jelly-Filled Oliverdreth "Puddin'" Wreathweaver

The Hoboverlord sez: Do you know UNCLE H. R.? I know... Where's my shirt?

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