Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Self-Satisfied Thanatos "Multiple" Lennon, the Man with the Handlebar Eyebrows

Hot: Napalm Moe Noriega

Cold: Anti-Anti-Freeze Jonas Rudd, the World's Most Violent Eskimo

Stench: Mick Brooks, the Unidentifiable Smell

Spooky: Coffin-Breath Chuck, the Tap-Dancing Skeleton

Sleazy: Too-Much-Pomade Jim Martinez

Crimbo: Toy-Train-Makin' Wilburos "Pa-Rum-Pa-Pum-Pum" Mistletoestringer

The Hoboverlord sez: Where's MY... motorcycle? Watch it... Do YOU know Mama?

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