Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: No-ATM-Card Staniel King, the Lumberjack Mormon

Hot: Frying-Pan Dale Lewis, the Kerosene Kid

Cold: Northern Exposure Reynaldo, the Guy With Icewater In His Veins But Probably Not Literally

Stench: Daddy "Musty" Stemple, the Man Who Uses a Rotting Fish for Aftershave

Spooky: John "Mass-Murderin'" Sullivan

Sleazy: Oleaginous Jonsey Jones, the Balding Guy with a Greasy Ponytail

Crimbo: Newtonuil "Pudding" Fruitcaker, the Festooner

The Hoboverlord sez: Can't find it. Can't find the toybox. Shhhhhh... Icebox, train, icebox.

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