Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Daddy "Pelican" Garfunkel

Hot: Brimstone Louis, the Sterno Connoisseur

Cold: Johnny "Frosty" Jackson

Stench: Trashcan Lewis "Potent Joe" Shatner

Spooky: Nefarious Jonas, the Hobo of the Shadow of Death

Sleazy: Moist Byron Sanford, the Furtive Glance

Crimbo: Cliverod Sauerkraut, the Little Drummer Boy

The Hoboverlord sez: I rode THE CAMPFIRE, but I did... not dance with the lamp. I know... Don't tell Mrs. Clinton.

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