Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Cthulhu "Boxers" Adams

Hot: Flame-Throwin' Frederick "Acetylene" McCartney

Cold: Frostbite Grant "Hypothermia" Thompson

Stench: Outhouse Leo O'Kelly

Spooky: Hilary Goodman, the Long, Red-Legged Scissor Man

Sleazy: Grant "Speedo" Woodward, the Dapper Dan Man

Crimbo: Jinglin' Clarencedreth "The Crimbone" Teddystuffer

The Hoboverlord sez: I remembered the toybox, but I did not avoid the newspaper. Which... BENCH? Tell me... which bench.

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