Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Edgar "Multiple" Rodriguez

Hot: Boiling Jonas, the Hobo On Fire

Cold: Moe "Frigidaire" Symington, the Meat Popsicle

Stench: Nauseatin' Chrysler King

Spooky: Ghoulish Chuck Lee

Sleazy: Lecherous Jack Goldthwait, the Uncle Who's Not Really Your Uncle

Crimbo: Tender and Mild Stephenion "Goose" Fudgeboxer, the Sleigh Bell Polisher

The Hoboverlord sez: Tables. tables in the toast. Napoleon, NAPOLEON, eat the radish.

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