Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Lonnie Garfield, the Colchester Kid

Hot: Pan-Fried Franklin, the Man Who Feels Hot, Hot, Hot

Cold: Icebox Grant Draper, the Cold Miser

Stench: Rotting Fruit Tucker "Musty" Huxtable, the Master of Flatulence

Spooky: Quite Disturbing Franklin "Gravedigger" McMahon

Sleazy: Oleaginous Roy, the Inappropriate Kisser

Crimbo: Tender and Mild Mikhaildir Canecandier

The Hoboverlord sez: Too many toybox. Mumble... Where's my bench?

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