Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Eyepatch Daddy "The Slug" Berry, the Eternal Mystery

Hot: John "The Torch" Capulet, the Devil's Pitchfork

Cold: Frostbite Kenny Mack

Stench: Outhouse Del, the Rotten Meat Vendor

Spooky: Curly Steadwick, the Hobo Who Wants Your Delicious Brains

Sleazy: Uncensored Hubie Martin, the Too-Slow Streaker

Crimbo: Holly Jolly Petebor Halldecker

The Hoboverlord sez: Too many radios. I'm looking for... Uncle Hilary. I know...

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