Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Barney "Rock and a Hard Place" O'Reilly

Hot: Scorchmarks Dale North

Cold: Snowman-Makin' Buck Garfunkel

Stench: Halitosis Jack Lewis

Spooky: Nothing-But-Femurs Chuck McCartney

Sleazy: Lubed-Up Lewis Madison

Crimbo: Redos Canecandier, the Holly Hanger

The Hoboverlord sez: Can't find it. Can't find the table. Play the... table?

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