Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Wade Goodman, the Vestigial Man

Hot: P. D. Q. Allen, the Walking Stove

Cold: Hypothermic Nick, the Shiverin' Shanker

Stench: Arthur "Midden" Woodward

Spooky: Putrefying Enid Washington, Who May Be a Zombie

Sleazy: Assless-Chaps Douglas Pennington

Crimbo: Jolly Ol' Colinion Nutcracker

The Hoboverlord sez: One time... Don't tell Mr. KING. Have YOU... seen... Mr. Johnson?

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