| Normal: Ted Waldorf, the Southern Officer and the Southern Gentleman Hot: John "Blaze" O'Reilly, the Red-Hot Poker Cold: Yeti Twink Pennington, the Hobo Who Looks a Bit Like a Penguin Stench: Bath-Refusin' Ricky "Bad-Smellin' Saul" White, the Hobo Who Sleeps With the Pigs Spooky: Timmy "Creepy Jim" Thompson, Whose Clothes Are Made out of Suspiciously Pale Leather Sleazy: Lecherous Johnny Rutgers Crimbo: Byronron Stockingstuffer, the Stocking Stuffer The Hoboverlord sez: Pastry... in the motorcycle. Don't be a telephone. |