Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Top-Hat Randy Harrison

Hot: Scorchmarks Charlie Nicholson

Cold: Anti-Anti-Freeze Dmitry, the Cincinnati Snocone Machine

Stench: Unwashed Clive Draper, the Hobo Who Doesn't Have the Sense to Disregard His Own Feces

Spooky: Diego "Screaming Meemie" White, Who May Be a Zombie

Sleazy: X-Rated Douglas O'Mally, the Ogler

Crimbo: Have Yourself a Merry Little Gilesras Cookiebaker, Who May Or May Not Be Home For Crimbo

The Hoboverlord sez: I played with the junk, but I did not hit THE coat. Can't find IT. Can't find THE table.

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