Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: No-Shoulders Lamont, the Future of Hoboing

Hot: Niles "Burn Ward" Walker

Cold: Frosty Louis, the Indifferent Stare of a Former Lover

Stench: Leonard Nicholson, the Sewer-Bather

Spooky: Nefarious Travis Meadows

Sleazy: Theodore Dunn, the Bottom Pincher

Crimbo: Docfindel Tinselstringer, the Snowmannequin

The Hoboverlord sez: One time... Mama's here. Are you... Uncle NOAM?

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