Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Paleolithic Tomas, the Explorer

Hot: Scorched-Earth Willard McNichols

Cold: Frostbite Bix Haskell

Stench: Infected Toby Mott

Spooky: Quite Disturbing Willard, the Hook-Handed Lurker

Sleazy: Too-Much-Pomade Jim White

Crimbo: Toy-Train-Makin' Shaneion Halldecker

The Hoboverlord sez: I ate the toybox, but I did not FINISH the campfire. Park the circus?

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