Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Amazin' Craine Brown

Hot: Louis "The Back Burner" Miller

Cold: Reynaldo "Chilly Willy" Hathaway, the Cold Miser

Stench: Alistair "Bad-Smellin' Saul" Paulson

Spooky: Doc Khan, the Cemetery Casanova

Sleazy: Adult Bookstore Gavin, the Guy Who Works the Ferris Wheel at the County Fair

Crimbo: Raphellas Kiteflyer, the Crimbo Tradition

The Hoboverlord sez: Don't be... a boxcar. Can't find... it. Can't find the train.

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