Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Mickey "Powderpuff" Benedict

Hot: Kelly "The Back Burner" Symington

Cold: Ralph "Iceberg" Des Moines

Stench: Holden "Gym Clothes" Wallace

Spooky: Agamemnon "Mass-Murderin'" Franklin

Sleazy: X-Rated Reynaldo Young

Crimbo: Dunstaneri "Pudding" Navidad

The Hoboverlord sez: Careful... Stephen Woodward gave me a egg... once. Mushrooms?

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