Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Frog-Eatin' Manuel, the President's Long-Lost Brother

Hot: Fritz Montague, the Flame Belcher

Cold: Steven "Hypothermia" Shatner, the Freezin' Frenchman

Stench: Pickles Stipe, the Hobo Who Sleeps With the Pigs

Spooky: Rapidly Decomposing Jack, the Hobo Who Goes Bump in the Night

Sleazy: Indecent Arthur "Too Much Information" Goldthwait

Crimbo: Bowl-Full-of-Jelly Opieron Taffypuller, the Carol Crooner

The Hoboverlord sez: Telephones. telephones... in the milk. Mutter... Banana, banana, radio.

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