| Normal: Thoughtless Alistair Sullivan, the Dumpster Archaeologist Hot: Napalm J. R. Meadows Cold: Penguin Fritz, the Guy For Whom the Eskimos Have One Hundred Different Words Stench: Foul-Smelling Twink, the Rotten-Egg-Tosser Spooky: Uncanny T. J. "Bogeyman" Woodward, the Boogity Man Sleazy: Lewd-Behavin' Ryan Harris, the Wolf-Whistler Crimbo: Candy-Cane-Suckin' Vinnieron Belljingler, the Nut Cracker The Hoboverlord sez: Pork CHOP, pork CHOP, banana. Are you Grandma? |