Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Walter "The Tiger" Draper, the Long Island Landscaper

Hot: Thousand-Suns Carl "The Torch" O'Kelly

Cold: Frigid Uther "Icebox" Walker, the Pennsylvania Snowman

Stench: Caboose-Fouling Shorty "Musty" Franklin

Spooky: Jonsey "Jack Ketch" Romero, the Silent Hillbilly

Sleazy: Mickey "Rubber Novelty" Young, the Bad Toucher

Crimbo: Jingle-Bell-Rockin' Rickybimbor "Candy Cane" Wenceslaus

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