Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Mark "The Knickerbocker" North

Hot: Scorched-Earth Horace White, the Human Tiki-Torch

Cold: Freezerburn Mitch Spitzner, the Ice Cream of the Future

Stench: Stinky Ol' Leo, the Man Who Should Probably Change His Underwear, Like, Now

Spooky: Rigor Mortis Mickey North, the Walking Dead Guy

Sleazy: Cthulhu "Vaseline" Mott

Crimbo: Round Yon Twinkfindel Turducken

The Hoboverlord sez: Eat the milk? Mutter... HOW many... watermelons. Mumble...

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