Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Molly "Spider" Goldthwait

Hot: Burninatin' Kelly "99.9 Fahrenheit Degrees" Hall

Cold: Monk "Blizzard" Brown, the Cold Miser

Stench: Stenchmaster Dale "Nauseating Bouquet" Durden, the Sulfuric Wonder

Spooky: Dennis "Gravedigger" Cooper, the Boogity Man

Sleazy: Nude Nettles Easthouse

Crimbo: Joeyfindel "Teddybear" Treetrimmer, Who Lets It Snow

The Hoboverlord sez: It's Grandpa, Grandpa is... Fafafa... Radish? Look out...

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