Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Jacky "Dart-Hurling" Brown

Hot: Kelly Harris, the Free-Range Oven

Cold: Glacier Sam Benedict

Stench: Bad Smellin' Holden, the Filthy

Spooky: Dreadful Cthulhu Davis

Sleazy: X-Rated Nettles "Overshare" McNichols

Crimbo: Have Yourself a Merry Little Quinndriel Belljingler, the Hall Decker

The Hoboverlord sez: TELEPHONE, telephone, BOXCAR. Which toast? Tell me which toast. Brrrrr...

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