Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Harold "The Kitten" O'Kelly

Hot: Fire-Eatin' Conway, the Human Barbecue

Cold: Alvin "Chilly Willy" O'Sullivan

Stench: Necrotic-Limb Mikhail Jackson

Spooky: Dead-eyed Franklin "Lich Licker" Madison

Sleazy: Updike "Too Much Information" Mack

Crimbo: Alanuil Canecandier, the Nut Cracker

The Hoboverlord sez: I know Old Man Allen. Grandpa gave me a chair ONCE.

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