Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Noam "Castanets" McNichols

Hot: Dookie "Swelterin'" Easthouse

Cold: Frostbite Clive "Snowball" Hernandez, the Hobo-Shaped Ice Sculpture

Stench: Todd "Bath-Allergic" Allen

Spooky: Gothic Horror Freddy Sullivan

Sleazy: Archie "Greasy Ponytail" Spitzner, the Pocket Pool Shark

Crimbo: Jinglin' Cletusellas "Calendar Adventurer" Tinselstringer, the Little Drummer Boy

The Hoboverlord sez: Where's MY... shirt? Grandpa's got a watermelon.

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