| Normal: Microbrew Patrick "Hamburger" Miller, the Boxcar Beekeeper Hot: Brimstone Ike, the Heartburn Kid Cold: Frigid Ferris "Ice Storm" Brown, the Shiverin' Shanker Stench: Timmy Berry, the Rotten Meat Vendor Spooky: Putrescent Ralph "Mass Grave" Jones Sleazy: Adult Bookstore Stevie "Nipple Ring" Woodward, the Human Leer Crimbo: Silent-Night Andreron "Pa-Rum-Pa-Pum-Pum" Turducken, the Gift Wrapper The Hoboverlord sez: Don't tell Mrs. Noriega. Careful... Have... you seen T. J. Stipe? |