Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Simonized Willard Des Moines

Hot: Ignatz Woodward, the Magmagician

Cold: Antarctic Vinnie Madison

Stench: Filth-Covered Alvin "Musty" Harris, the Garbage Collector

Spooky: Wes Craven's Noam "Bogeyman" Lennon, the Hook-Handed Lurker

Sleazy: Thanatos "Sweaty-Palms" Harrison, the "Special" Hugger

Crimbo: Craigeri "Reindeer Gamey" Nutcracker

The Hoboverlord sez: Finish the circus, finish the circus. Mutter... Gotta dance with the trolley.

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