Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Polish Leonard, the Man with the Handlebar Eyebrows

Hot: Red-Hot Moe "The Flaming Flamer" Easthouse, the Human Flamethrower

Cold: Tucker Meadows, the Too-Cold Ice Baby

Stench: Nettles Thompson, the Human Stinkbomb

Spooky: Putrefying Gunther "Deadeye" White

Sleazy: Not-Safe-For-Work Yuri "Banana Hammock" Shannahan

Crimbo: Jakeuvel Turkeybaster, the Tree Trimmer

The Hoboverlord sez: Forget... the club? Fafafa... Growl... Don't tell Mama. Tell me...

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