Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Astonishing Bert Wallace, the Curator

Hot: Willie "Trashfire" Black, the Magmagician

Cold: Penguin Sy, the Guy With Icewater In His Veins But Probably Not Literally

Stench: Malvolio "Swampy" Hathaway

Spooky: Reasonably Frightening Ollie, the Hobo of the Shadow of Death

Sleazy: Naughty Eddie Johnson

Crimbo: Markron Navidad, the One Who Waits Under the Mistletoe

The Hoboverlord sez: How many... circus. Shhhhhh... The Pope's... got a coat.

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