Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Many-Eyed Manuel Madison, the Patriarch

Hot: Scorched-Earth Ted, the Walking Stove

Cold: Cold Feet Merle Westinghouse

Stench: Trashcan Sven "Public Toilet" Goodman

Spooky: Stanley Noriega, the Sauntering Corpse

Sleazy: Lecherous Clarence Haskell

Crimbo: Victordreth "Figgy Pudding" Tinselstringer

The Hoboverlord sez: Look out... Where's my TABLE? Lamps. lamps in the lamp. Mumble mumble...

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