Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Sweetback Hubie O'Reilly, the Southern Officer and the Southern Gentleman

Hot: Earth's Core Noah "The Torch" Westinghouse

Cold: James "Frigidaire" Belvedere, the Ice Cream of the Future

Stench: Zaxxon "Baron von Stinkyfish" Spitzner

Spooky: Putrefying Yancy, the Grim Panhandler

Sleazy: Bert "Pencil-Thin Mustache" Sullivan

Crimbo: Eggnog-Gulpin' Jackellas "Teddybear" Fudgeboxer, the Mistletoe Bandit

The Hoboverlord sez: Which train? Tell me which train. MUSHROOMS. mushrooms in the lamp.

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