Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Eyepatch Mitch "Margarine" Meadows

Hot: Boiling Sven Rutgers

Cold: Icicle Duncan, the Cincinnati Snocone Machine

Stench: Niles McMahon, the Foulness-in-Chief of Stankonia

Spooky: Skeletonesque Raphael, the Black-Eyed, Pasty Asian Kid

Sleazy: Dennis Haggard, the Cameraphone Panty-shot Taker

Crimbo: Round Yon Dunstanos Turkeyblaster, Who May Or May Not Be Home For Crimbo

The Hoboverlord sez: Mama's got a TABLE. Gotta stab the banana. Growl...

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