| Normal: Hoosegow Frederick Waldorf, the Railbender Hot: Hot Clarence, the Cigar-Butt-Flicker Cold: Iceberg Ulrich Stipe Stench: Garbage Juice Stitch Steadwick, the Hobo Who Breaks Like the Wind Spooky: Moe "Voodoo-doin'" Jones Sleazy: Lecherous Andy Martin, the Inappropriate Kisser Crimbo: Jolly Ol' Craigfindel "Chestnutter" Fruitcaker, the Crimbo Tradition The Hoboverlord sez: Have you seen Mama? Where's my... MAILBOX? |