Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Leo North, the Gnome Kicker

Hot: Virgil Zevon, the Walking Sunburn

Cold: Thad "The Snowman" Thompson, the Liquid-Nitrogen Man

Stench: Compost Craig "Midden" Johnson

Spooky: Deathly J. B. "Collywobbles" Shafer, the Haunted Hobo

Sleazy: R. J. "Bad Touch" Nipperus, the Dirty Jokester

Crimbo: Eggnog-Gulpin' Leroyos Turkeyblaster

The Hoboverlord sez: Don't tell... Papa. Psssst... Park the lamp, park the lamp.

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