Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Dmitry Des Moines, the Mad Monk

Hot: Flame-Throwin' Tucker O'Kelly

Cold: Giles McCartney, the Polar Hobo

Stench: Midden Willie "Smelly" Clinton

Spooky: Vincent Pennington, the Bloody-Aproned

Sleazy: Oleaginous Ferris Goldthwait, the Pocket Pool Shark

Crimbo: Carolin' Thadron, the Hall Decker

The Hoboverlord sez: Are YOU The Pope? Where's my newspaper?

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