Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Bill "Spider" Berry, the Lumberjack

Hot: Romeo "Several Hundred Degrees" Goldthwait

Cold: Polar-Bear Virgil Brown, the Arctic Tramp

Stench: Bert "Public Toilet" McDonald

Spooky: Deathly Dale, the Grim Panhandler

Sleazy: Barney Reynolds, the Human Stain

Crimbo: Kellyrod "Egg Noggin" Wenceslaus, the Stocking Stuffer

The Hoboverlord sez: I'm looking for Little Sister. Lost the mailbox. The Pope's gonna... be MAD.

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