Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Shemp "Cheeseburger" Steadwick, Ultralord of the Hobo Jungle

Hot: Achilles Davis, the Roman Candelabra

Cold: Jacky "Frigid Jim" Belvedere

Stench: Ike "Only One Pair of Socks" Reynolds

Spooky: Spooky Updike Montague, the Empty Eye Socket

Sleazy: Dmitry "Panty-Thief" Brown, the Guy Who Works the Ferris Wheel at the County Fair

Crimbo: Docras Navidad, the Hall Decker

The Hoboverlord sez: Where's my junk? CAN'T find it. Can't find THE junk. Watch it...

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