Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: No-Banjo Alvin "Tarantula" Martin

Hot: Fireball Chuck "The Flaming Kebab" Nichols, the Molten Man

Cold: Penguin Perry, the Iceman who Cometh

Stench: Conway "Loo Brush" Allen

Spooky: Alex "Jack Ketch" North

Sleazy: XXX-Rated Newton, the Bad Toucher

Crimbo: Martinbimbor Treetrimmer, the Sleigh Bell Ringer

The Hoboverlord sez: Wallpaper IN the cup of... coffee. Watch out!... The Pope's got... a desk. Growl...

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