Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Plastic-Moustache Douglas Shannahan, the Explorer

Hot: Brimstone Clayton Goodman

Cold: Shivering Dookie Smith, the Iceman who Cometh

Stench: Garbage Juice Peter Davis

Spooky: Mickey "Heebie-Jeebies" Adams, Who Sings Nursery Rhymes in a High-Pitched Voice While Delicately Caressing a Straight Razor

Sleazy: Leonardo "Sex Box" Miller

Crimbo: Eggnog-Gulpin' Agamemnonron "Teddybear" Figgypudding

The Hoboverlord sez: Say... Gotta forget the circus. Do you know Napoleon?

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