Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Finnish Malvolio, the Aristocrat

Hot: Burnin' Gustav, Who Is Hot, Hot, So Hot, Sticky Sweet

Cold: Yancy "Icemaker" Anderson, the Polar Express

Stench: Rotting Fruit Huckleberry Lee, the Guy Made Entirely Out of Onions Or At Least That's How He Smells

Spooky: Vinnie "Soulless" Huxtable

Sleazy: Huckleberry "Furtive" Harris

Crimbo: Ogilvylas "Gumdrop" Piebaker

The Hoboverlord sez: BROOKS? Campfire, shirt, campfire. Mumble mumble...

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