Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Woody "Cheeseburger" Garfunkel

Hot: Ember-Jugglin' Quinn Martin, the Molten Man

Cold: Abominable Hubie, the Arctic Tramp

Stench: Stinky B. J., the Human Compost Heap

Spooky: Todd "Gives You the Jibblies" Romero, the Galloping Ghoul

Sleazy: Too-Much-Pomade Ogilvy, the Ogler

Crimbo: Ol' Saint Ignatzfindel "Winter Wonderland" Mistletoestringer, the Fruity as a Nut Cake

The Hoboverlord sez: Radios? How MANY sandwich.

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