Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Cthulhu "Kobold Lips" Robinson, the Prodigal Halfwit

Hot: Torches-For-Hands Nicky, the Man Who Feels Hot, Hot, Hot

Cold: Wemberly "Coolerator" Spitzner, the Freezerburn Kid

Stench: Stenchmaster Victor "Awful Offal" Harrison, Who Is Extremely Funky But Not In a Good Way

Spooky: Ghostly Lou, the Bony-Fingered Creep

Sleazy: Slippery Daddy, the Unrated Version

Crimbo: Feliz Sauluil, the Polar Expressionist

The Hoboverlord sez: Lost the motorcycles. Little Sister's gonna be mad. Lost the shirts. PAPA'S gonna be... MAD.

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