Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: J. R. "Submarine" Miller, the Expert Dreamweaver

Hot: Hunka Hunka Burnin' Terry Berry

Cold: Giancarlo "Icebox" Franklin

Stench: Bath-Refusin' Chrysler, the Methane Man

Spooky: Gothic Horror Ricky Thompson

Sleazy: Naughty Lewis, the Balding Guy with a Greasy Ponytail

Crimbo: Terrydreth "All Cavities" Horsecarver

The Hoboverlord sez: Which... shirt? TELL me which shirt. LITTLE Sister, Little Sister, finish the weightlifters.

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