Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Andre Mills, the Well Prepared

Hot: P. D. Q. "Embers" Waldorf, the Man Who Feels Hot, Hot, Hot

Cold: Snowflake Curly, the Witch's Teat in a Cast-Iron Bra

Stench: Rotting-Arms Wade North

Spooky: Two-Feet-in-the-Grave Vincent "Old Scratch" Rutgers

Sleazy: Thanatos "Pomade" White

Crimbo: Jelly-Filled Peteion "Swoot Teeth" Turkeyblaster

The Hoboverlord sez: Can't... find it. Can't find the mushroom. Don't tell The Pope.

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