Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Hizzonner Zachary Roosevelt

Hot: Sam Cartwright, the Sweltering Sauna Sitter

Cold: Made-of-Ice Moe, the Cold Miser

Stench: Mitch "Sulfur-Eatin'" Taylor, the Nonbather

Spooky: Davenport "Lich Licker" McNichols

Sleazy: XXX-Rated J. B. "Furtive" Woodward, the Human Stain

Crimbo: Johnnyos "Reindeer Gamer" Wenceslaus

The Hoboverlord sez: Remember THE pastry? Are you Little Sister?

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