Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Noah "Winky" Shafer, the Scoliosis Sufferer

Hot: Stitch Miller, the Flame Belcher

Cold: Made-of-Ice Doc O'Sullivan, the Refrigerator Coil

Stench: Woody "Stinkpalm" Shafer

Spooky: Frightful Enid, the Crypt Creeper

Sleazy: Slippery Enid, the Bottom Pincher

Crimbo: Chuckdir "Sugar-plums" Mistletoestringer, Who Is As Frightful As the Weather Outside

The Hoboverlord sez: Radish, desk, radish. The Pope, The POPE, remember the tables.

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