Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Crummy Maury, the Right Hand of Telly Savalas

Hot: Fire-Breathin' Mark "Conflagration" Adams, the Inflammable Man

Cold: Popsicle Opie, the Iceman who Cometh

Stench: Bill "Smelly" McDurkee

Spooky: Horus Mills, the Crypt Creeper

Sleazy: XXX-Rated Jethro Johnson

Crimbo: Fruitcake-Eatin' Brendaneri, the Carol Crooner

The Hoboverlord sez: Fafafa... Don't tell King. Where's Mrs. McDonald?

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