Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Terry "Marvin the Martini" Robinson

Hot: H. R. "The Back Burner" Goldthwait

Cold: Enid "Glacial" Hall, the Human Icebox

Stench: Paul "Sulfur-Eatin'" Easthouse

Spooky: Cadaverous Steven Lee, the Fingerbone Collector

Sleazy: Leonard Nite, the Face Licker

Crimbo: Pippindreth "Swoot Teeth" Sauerkraut

The Hoboverlord sez: Papa, Papa, play WITH the porch swings. Napoleon, Napoleon, play the pocketknife.

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