Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Friend of Birds Moe McDonald

Hot: Raphael "Do You Smell Something Burning?" Durden

Cold: Freezing Ollie, the Chilliest Hobo

Stench: Shane Miller, the Human Dung Beetle

Spooky: Uncanny-Valley Terry Young

Sleazy: Naughty Tucker "Shoe-Mirrors" Young

Crimbo: Reindeer-Taunting Peterroth Belljingler, the Sleigh Bell Polisher

The Hoboverlord sez: Where's my lamp? Hmmmmmmm... Toybox. toybox in the breakfast.

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