Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Jim "Submarine" Disraeli

Hot: Pyrokinetic Andre Westinghouse, the Inferno

Cold: Fresh-From-The-Refrigerator Elizabeth Walker

Stench: Sewerbaby Willie, the Filthy

Spooky: Vince Anderson, the Bony-Fingered Creep

Sleazy: Buck Belvedere, the Cameraphone Panty-shot Taker

Crimbo: Nut-Crackin' Randyrond Turkeybaster, the Hall Decker

The Hoboverlord sez: Do you... know Mr. Goodman? Where's MRS. Dunn?

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