Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Roy "Cheeseburger" Durden

Hot: Riff Bush, the Free-Range Oven

Cold: Chilly Huckleberry "The Polar Bear" O'Mally

Stench: Shemp "Stinkspit" Taylor

Spooky: Bad Dream Franklin, Who Hides In The Shadows

Sleazy: Abe "Close-Talking" Lennon

Crimbo: Mistle-toed Wemberlyborn Belljingler, the Crimbo Tradition

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