Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Theodore Mills, the Enigma Machine

Hot: Paco Nicholson, the Human Flamethrower

Cold: Reynaldo Disraeli, the Hazy Shade of Winter

Stench: Rotten-Eggs Abe "Stinkpalm" Romero

Spooky: Bad Dream P. D. Q. Davis, the Hobosferatu

Sleazy: B. J. "Sweaty-Palms" Thompson

Crimbo: Freddybor "The Nut Cracker" Turkeybaster

The Hoboverlord sez: It's Mr. Stemple, Mr. Stemple is... Do YOU know Mr. Easthouse?

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