Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Big-Tipper Chuck Jones, the Southern Officer and the Southern Gentleman

Hot: Napalm Zaxxon "Firebird" Spitzner

Cold: Romeo Woodward, the Liquid-Nitrogen Man

Stench: Raw Sewage Hondo "Underarms" Goldthwait

Spooky: Frankenstein's Arthur "Golgotha" Spitzner, the Grim Panhandler

Sleazy: Daddy Easthouse, the Peeping Tom

Crimbo: Mikhailos Sleighbeller, the One Who Waits Under the Mistletoe

The Hoboverlord sez: Uncle Vince, UNCLE Vince, play... the CUP of... coffee. Table, mailbox, TABLE.

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