Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Giancarlo "Metal Objects" Thompson

Hot: Still-On-Fire Newton "Afterburner" Mack, the Sweltering Sauna Sitter

Cold: Moe "Anti-antifreeze" Black

Stench: Ferris Thomas, the Foul

Spooky: Virgil "Spooky Eyes" Nipperus, the Bloody-Aproned

Sleazy: Risque Ralph, the Free-Candy-Dispenser

Crimbo: Gingerbread Travisdreth "Ding-Dong" Belljingler, the Fruity as a Nut Cake

The Hoboverlord sez: Stemple? Grandma's here.

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