Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Commodore Bill, the Star-Traveler

Hot: Sizzling Jonas Mack

Cold: Cthulhu "Mr. Sleet" Shannahan, the Polar Hobo

Stench: Colin "Midden" Goldthwait

Spooky: Putrefying Earl, the Bloody-Aproned

Sleazy: Leo "Peeping Tom" Simon, the Grade School Loiterer

Crimbo: Giancarlolas Taffypuller, the Snowman Builder

The Hoboverlord sez: Grandpa, Grandpa, FORGET the clubs. Growl... I polished the breakfast, but I did not dance with the pocketknife. Shhhhhh...

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