Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Del "Calamity" Disraeli, the Gourmand

Hot: Franklin "99.9 Fahrenheit Degrees" Des Moines

Cold: Glacier Wallace "Frigidaire" Nicholson, the Freezin' Frenchman

Stench: Colin "Baron von Stinkyfish" Lee

Spooky: Louis Shatner, the Long, Red-Legged Scissor Man

Sleazy: Uncensored Hilary, the Wolf-Whistler

Crimbo: Rickyuvel "The Crimbone" Topspinner

The Hoboverlord sez: Fafafa... Mrs. Woodward's here. Too many eggs.

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