Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Joey North, Ultralord of the Hobo Jungle

Hot: Joe Mills, the Coal-Chucker

Cold: Freezing Ollie, the Hazy Shade of Winter

Stench: Latrine Walter Meadows

Spooky: Morris "Gives You the Jibblies" Davis

Sleazy: Risqué Alan Thompson

Crimbo: Douglasras "Pa-Rum-Pa-Pum-Pum" Turducken, the Holly Hanger

The Hoboverlord sez: Can't find it. Can't find the radio. Grandma?

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