Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Food-Eating Marlon Sullivan

Hot: Flame-Throwin' Gavin "The Flamer" Stipe, the Cinder-Tosser

Cold: Polar Leonard Des Moines

Stench: Thanatos "Bath-Allergic" Stemple

Spooky: Dead-eyed Frederick Disraeli, the Bloody-Aproned

Sleazy: Shemp "Man-Thong" Jackson

Crimbo: Morganras "The Nut Cracker" Mistletoestringer, the Carol Crooner

The Hoboverlord sez: Pastry in the campfire. Watch out!... Napoleon... gave ME a CIRCUS once. Mumble mumble...

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