Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Pelican Abe, the Gentleman

Hot: Red-Hot Thad, the Felonious Firebrand

Cold: Jocko Lee, the Iceman who Cometh

Stench: Zane Spitzner, the Man Who Should Probably Change His Underwear, Like, Now

Spooky: R. J. "Gives You the Jibblies" Young, the Hobo of the Shadow of Death

Sleazy: Risqué Dookie Isaacson

Crimbo: Good King Updikerond "Reindeer Gamey" Toypacker

The Hoboverlord sez: Mrs. Durden's here. Brrrrr... I know... Old Man Sullivan.

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