Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Raphael "Cheese and Wine" Sullivan, the Freakster

Hot: Leonardo "Fireball" O'Reilly

Cold: Wilbur Lennon, the Prehistoric Iceman

Stench: Raph "Halitosis" Draper, the Human Paper Mill

Spooky: Alvin "Old Scratch" King, the Cemetery Casanova

Sleazy: Off-Color John, the Inappropriate Kisser

Crimbo: Toy-Doll-Makin' Updikeien "Boston Charlie" Belljingler

The Hoboverlord sez: Mama? Are you Old Man Jones? Mutter...

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