Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Mickey Nichols, the Humanist

Hot: Pan-Fried Yuri "JabaƱero" Peterson, the Inflammable Man

Cold: Ice-Water-For-Blood Vincent Young

Stench: Latrine Giles McDonald

Spooky: Dunstan Lewis, the Hockey-Masked Marauder

Sleazy: Sam Franklin, the Free-Candy-Dispenser

Crimbo: Feliz Wilburdriel Canecandier

The Hoboverlord sez: Window, wallpaper, window. Grandma's got a banana.

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