Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Davey Nite, the Northerner

Hot: Fire-Breathin' T. J., the Hobo On Fire

Cold: Ice-Covered Jacky Davis

Stench: Jocko Khan, the Filth Merchant

Spooky: Eustace Allen, the Empty Eye Socket

Sleazy: Moist Stanley "Kid Greasy" Hernandez, the Too-Slow Streaker

Crimbo: Joy-to-the Floydrod, the Polar Expressionist

The Hoboverlord sez: BENCH, bench, campfire. Do you know Grandpa?

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