Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Jake "Boxers" Haskell, King of the Inhumans

Hot: Fire-Eatin' Dwight "The Bunsen Burner" Disraeli, Who Burns at Both Ends

Cold: Larry Stemple, the Hazy Shade of Winter

Stench: Nauseatin' Dookie Mills

Spooky: Huckleberry "Chain-Rattlin'" Garfunkel, the Cemetery Casanova

Sleazy: X-Rated Earl Brown

Crimbo: Jethrorond "Hot Cocoa" Giftwrapper, the Gift Wrapper

The Hoboverlord sez: Lost the radios. Napoleon's GONNA be mad. Napoleon? Brrrrr...

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