| Normal: Ralph "Gopher" Johnson Hot: Sizzling Hubie Allen Cold: Made-of-Ice R. J., the Prehistoric Iceman Stench: Necrotic-Limb Mark "Awful Offal" Noriega Spooky: Reasonably Frightening Buck Franklin Sleazy: Lecherous Clive, the Moustache You Don't Trust Crimbo: Gift-Wrappin' Shaneeri "Pudding" Wreathweaver, the Sleigh Bell Ringer The Hoboverlord sez: Mama, Mama, finish THE PORCH... swings. I'm LOOKING for Little Sister. |