Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Narcotic Niles Williams

Hot: Scorching Randy "Arson" Lee, the Cigar-Butt-Flicker

Cold: Clyde Clinton, the Liquid-Nitrogen Man

Stench: Frederick "Things That Smell Bad" Rutgers, the Human Compost Heap

Spooky: Spooky Lonnie "Hemp Dance" Anderson

Sleazy: Off-Color Sting, the Guy Who Was Kicked Out of the Frat House for Misogynistic Behavior

Crimbo: Andyorm "Reindeer Gamer" Taffypuller, the Bell Jingler

The Hoboverlord sez: HAVE you seen Napoleon? Do you KNOW Terry Adams? Tell me...

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