Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Itinerant Pete, the Star-Traveler

Hot: Peter "Smolderin' Doug" O'Kelly

Cold: Alvin Jones, the Arctic Tramp

Stench: Bath-Refusin' Isaiah Harris

Spooky: Reasonably Frightening Lamont Sullivan, the Dancin' Corpse

Sleazy: Inappropriate For Mixed Company Wallace "Rubber Novelty" Harris, the Heavy Breather

Crimbo: Reindeer-Taunting Carlrond, the Ubiquitous Music that Grates on your Ears after Two Minutes

The Hoboverlord sez: Lost the shirts. Mama's gonna... BE mad. Shhhhhh... I'm looking for Little Sister.

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