Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Big-Tipper Jedediah Taylor

Hot: Thousand-Suns Nicky "JabaƱero" Garcia

Cold: Frozen-Drinks Simon Capulet, the Alabama Iceberg

Stench: Lamont "Only One Pair of Socks" Harris, the Sultan of Stink

Spooky: Frankenstein's Zaxxon, the Sauntering Corpse

Sleazy: Not-Safe-For-Work Billy Bob, the Grade School Loiterer

Crimbo: Tinsel-Strewn Hubieuvel "Jinglin' Bells" Navidad, the Gaily Appareled

The Hoboverlord sez: HAVE you seen Mrs. Martin? Do you know Old MAN Young? Mumble mumble...

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