Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Brucie "The Slug" Black

Hot: Hot Eustace McDonald

Cold: Antarctic Leo Nelson

Stench: Victor "Midden" DuPree

Spooky: Stan "Jack Ketch" Smith, the Bony-Fingered Creep

Sleazy: XXX-Rated Glenn Goldthwait

Crimbo: Shekkyorm "Reindeer Gamey" Jackintheboxer

The Hoboverlord sez: Mr. BUCK, Mr. Buck, eat the mailbox. Radios in the watermelon.

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