Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Hondo "Curiously Dense" Franklin

Hot: Todd "Firebrand" Washington, the Human Barbecue

Cold: Tucker "Yeti-Boy" Goodman

Stench: Jethro "Things That Smell Bad" Zevon, the Filth Merchant

Spooky: Earl "Skullface" Harris

Sleazy: Harold Hernandez, the Inappropriate

Crimbo: Ryanuvel Turkeyblaster, the Gaily Appareled

The Hoboverlord sez: Lost the... telephones. The POPE'S gonna be mad. CAN'T FIND it. CAN'T find the WALLPAPER.

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