Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Leonard "Laser Beams" Nelson

Hot: Frying-Pan Eddie, the Infernal Racketeer

Cold: Gavin "Snowflake" Lee

Stench: Manny "Nauseating Bouquet" Taylor

Spooky: Cemetery-Sleepin' Judas, the Dead Man Walking

Sleazy: Mature Audiences Boris, the Uncle Who's Not Really Your Uncle

Crimbo: Chimney-Divin' Stanieldir, the Merry Gentleman

The Hoboverlord sez: Psssst... It's Uncle Horace, Uncle Horace is... Mumble mumble... It's Papa, Papa is...

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