Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Zane "The Knickerbocker" Nichols

Hot: Torches-For-Hands Staniel "Embers" Berry

Cold: Hypothermic Sting Rodriguez

Stench: Rufus "Gas-Passin'" Huxtable, the Master of Flatulence

Spooky: Peter "Graverobber" Young

Sleazy: Ryan Pennington, the Suggestive Winker

Crimbo: Willieron "Sweet Teeth" Dolldresser

The Hoboverlord sez: Milks? ARE... you The Pope?

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