Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Hydrocephalic Ignatz "Flotsam" Lewis, the Minuscule

Hot: Hotter-Than-The-Sun Jedediah "Ashtray" O'Kelly, the Human Campfire

Cold: Freddy "Bluelips" Peterson

Stench: Joachim Mills, the Hobo Who Doesn't Have the Sense to Disregard His Own Feces

Spooky: Moe O'Mally, the Night Stalker

Sleazy: Heavy-Breathing Yancy "Peeping Tom" Nipperus, the Ogler

Crimbo: Wassailin' Stitchion "Silver Bells" Fudgeboxer

The Hoboverlord sez: Fafafa... Where's... my WATERMELON? Milk, pork chop, milk.

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