Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Ted Waldorf, the Southern Officer and the Southern Gentleman

Hot: John "Blaze" O'Reilly, the Red-Hot Poker

Cold: Yeti Twink Pennington, the Hobo Who Looks a Bit Like a Penguin

Stench: Bath-Refusin' Ricky "Bad-Smellin' Saul" White, the Hobo Who Sleeps With the Pigs

Spooky: Timmy "Creepy Jim" Thompson, Whose Clothes Are Made out of Suspiciously Pale Leather

Sleazy: Lecherous Johnny Rutgers

Crimbo: Byronron Stockingstuffer, the Stocking Stuffer

The Hoboverlord sez: Pastry... in the motorcycle. Don't be a telephone.

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