Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Penguin-Britches Fritz O'Mally

Hot: Scorching Garrett Walker

Cold: Diego Buck, the Hazy Shade of Winter

Stench: Bad Smellin' Freddy Brown

Spooky: Dead Guy Uther "Braaaain-Cravin'" Clinton

Sleazy: Brucie "Speedo" Paulson

Crimbo: Jingle-Bell-Rockin' Lonniewen "All Cavities" Turkeyblaster

The Hoboverlord sez: Growl... CAN'T find it. Can't find the milk. Step ON the toast, STEP on the toast.

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