Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Stan Brown, the Hobo On Stilts

Hot: Timmy Clark, the Magmagician

Cold: Avalanche Diego Khan

Stench: Morgan "Gag-A-Maggot" Martinez, the Hobo Who Doesn't Have the Sense to Disregard His Own Feces

Spooky: Steve "Golgotha" Roosevelt

Sleazy: Slippery Yancy, the Balding Guy with a Greasy Ponytail

Crimbo: Ikedriel Wreathweaver, the One Who Waits Under the Mistletoe

The Hoboverlord sez: Eat the desk, eat the desk. Tell me... Are you Sting Madison? Mutter...

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