Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Ambidextrous Manny, the Prodigal Halfwit

Hot: Thousand-Suns Davey Mack

Cold: Quinn Isaacson, the Boston Penguin

Stench: Grodulent Archie Nicholson

Spooky: Manny "Spooky Eyes" Garfunkel

Sleazy: Heavy-Petting Lou "Sweaty-Palms" Harris

Crimbo: Jinglin' Elmerras Cookiebaker, the Nut Cracker

The Hoboverlord sez: Have YOU seen Grandpa? Tell me... Little Sister's got A mailbox.

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