Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Philatelist Raphael "Soccer Balls" Adams, the Ladies' Man

Hot: Pyrokinetic Zaxxon Spitzner

Cold: Frosty Leo Goodman

Stench: Outhouse Andy Meadows

Spooky: Pontius "Boneyard" Johnson, the Tommyknocker Man

Sleazy: Dirty Jokin' Curly, the Inappropriate Kisser

Crimbo: Huckleberryien "Silent Night" Nutcracker

The Hoboverlord sez: Bananas? I know Uncle Vinnie.

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