| Normal: Raph "Gopher" Montague, the Southern Officer and the Southern Gentleman Hot: Frying-Pan J. B., the Red-Hot Poker Cold: Frederick Meadows, the Hazy Shade of Winter Stench: Flatulent Victor, the Rotten-Egg-Tosser Spooky: Uncanny-Valley Riff, the Hobo Who Goes Bump in the Night Sleazy: Harold "Bad Touch" Brooks, the Liplickin' Perv Crimbo: Mommy-Kissin' Chryslerdreth "Boston Charlie" Taffypuller The Hoboverlord sez: Too MANY PORCH swings. Lost the bananas. Uncle Jake's gonna... be mad. Brrrrr... |