Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Venomous Ralph Martinez

Hot: Eddie Wilson, the Red-Hot Poker

Cold: Cold Shoulders Wallace "Mr. Freeze" Hernandez, the Cold Miser

Stench: Craine Paulson, the Nonbather

Spooky: Ghostly Earl Draper, the Hook-Handed Lurker

Sleazy: Mark "Man-Thong" Huxtable

Crimbo: Feliz Guntherron Teddystuffer

The Hoboverlord sez: Mr. Clark gave me a campfire once. Radios in the cup of... coffee.

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