Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Stephen "Multiple" Harris

Hot: Torches-For-Hands Dan, the Man Who Burns Like Burning

Cold: Chilly Raph Robinson

Stench: Stinky Ol' Elizabeth "Nauseating Bouquet" Haggard, the Hobo Who Sleeps With the Pigs

Spooky: Nefarious Leroy "Screaming Meemie" Lennon, the Bloody-Aproned

Sleazy: Naughty Raph, the Suggestive Winker

Crimbo: Jethroroth "Swoot Teeth" Bowtier, the Sugarplum Visionary

The Hoboverlord sez: Gotta... avoid the... window. Look out... I know Napoleon.

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