Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Buck "Railroad Tracks" Washington

Hot: Pan-Fried Tomas, the Fire-Eater

Cold: Frosty Yancy, the Liquid-Nitrogen Man

Stench: Bill "Stinkspit" Wallace, the Foul

Spooky: Wemberly Moore, Undead Detective

Sleazy: Poultry-Chokin' Walter "Overshare" Smith, the Liplickin' Perv

Crimbo: Festive Jedediahellas Giftwrapper

The Hoboverlord sez: Too many newspapers. Don't... tell... Reynaldo Miller.

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