Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Cube Root Arthur Robinson

Hot: Brendan Mills, the Human Flamethrower

Cold: Peter "Mr. Sleet" Smith

Stench: Garbage Juice Zaxxon, the Master of Flatulence

Spooky: Scary Judas, the Night Stalker

Sleazy: Shane "Kid Greasy" Martin

Crimbo: Hall-Deckin' Mannylas Toypacker

The Hoboverlord sez: Which trolley? Tell me which trolley. BANANA?

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