Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Pantless Mikhail "Fast Fingers" Dunn, the Boxcar Medic

Hot: Scorching Slim Peterson

Cold: Raph Hall, the Freezin' Frenchman

Stench: Awful Stench Thad "Halitosis" Capulet, Who Smells Like Bad Meat or Good Cheese

Spooky: Norma Goodman, the Boogity Man

Sleazy: Tongue Wagglin' Raphael Symington

Crimbo: Silent-Night Alanborn, the Sleigh Bell Polisher

The Hoboverlord sez: Can't find it. Can't find the... coat. Too many icebox.

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