Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Gummy Conway Harrison

Hot: Scalding Huckleberry, the Magmagician

Cold: Anti-Anti-Freeze Moe "Wind Chill" Thompson, the Cincinnati Snocone Machine

Stench: No-Showers Harold, the Guy Made Entirely Out of Onions Or At Least That's How He Smells

Spooky: Romeo "Deadeye" Garfunkel, the Bloody-Aproned

Sleazy: Roy "Speedo" Waldorf, the Bad Toucher

Crimbo: Clydeuil "The Nut Cracker" Jackintheboxer

The Hoboverlord sez: Where's Grandma? The Pope's here.

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