Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Experimental Colin "Cheeseburger" McCartney

Hot: Scorchmarks Andy Belvedere

Cold: Jonas "Frosty" Waldorf

Stench: Ed Meadows, the Foul

Spooky: Peter "Bogeyman" Walker

Sleazy: Jim "Peeping Tom" Zevon

Crimbo: Stevenrond Wenceslaus, Who Lets It Snow

The Hoboverlord sez: It's... Yancy Cartwright, Yancy CARTWRIGHT is... Gotta FINISH THE radio.

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