Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Elizabeth "The Kitten" Hathaway

Hot: Flame-Broiled Fritz, the Insanely Feverish

Cold: Snowflake Jack Hathaway

Stench: Awful Stench Dennis Pennington, the Garbage Collector

Spooky: Diego Hathaway, Who Hides In The Shadows

Sleazy: Lewd Yancy Huxtable, the Guy Who Was Kicked Out of the Frat House for Misogynistic Behavior

Crimbo: Mistle-toed Brendanwen Dolldresser, the One Who Waits Under the Mistletoe

The Hoboverlord sez: Where's Pennington? Fafafa... The Pope?

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