Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Wemberly "Teen Heartthrob" Rutgers

Hot: Boiling Alan "JalapeƱo" Smith, the Sterno Connoisseur

Cold: Freezerburn Zachary, the Pennsylvania Snowman

Stench: Stenchmaster H. R., the Dead Man, Judging by the Smell

Spooky: Woody Garcia, the Silent Hillbilly

Sleazy: Arthur "Sleazebox" Clark

Crimbo: Candy-Cane-Suckin' Craiglas Treetrimmer

The Hoboverlord sez: Too many wallpaper. Where's Uncle Clarence?

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