Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Dennis "Rheumy" Symington

Hot: Horace "The Bunsen Burner" Belvedere

Cold: Bill "Freezing Point" Brown, the Hobo-Shaped Ice Sculpture

Stench: Necrotic-Limb Curly "Liver 'n' Onions" Lennon, Who Smells Like Bad Meat or Good Cheese

Spooky: Thad "Graverobber" Khan, Who Hides In The Shadows

Sleazy: Adults-Only Bill O'Sullivan

Crimbo: Jinglin' Duncanion Turkeybaster

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