Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Whisperin' Nick Anderson

Hot: Sizzling Doc Washington, the Dry Heat

Cold: Ludwig Jackson, the Polar Express

Stench: Claudius Shafer, the Unidentifiable Smell

Spooky: Manuel Romero, the Hobosferatu

Sleazy: Heavy-Breathing Jacky Lee

Crimbo: Freddyos "Sweet Tooth" Ribbonwinder

The Hoboverlord sez: Too MANY toasts. Circus, circus, pastry.

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