Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Eyepatch Merle "Fast Fingers" Harris

Hot: Horus "The Back Burner" Durden

Cold: Ralph Reagan, the Dry Icicle

Stench: Garbage Juice Stanley King

Spooky: Parker Johnson, Who Hides In The Shadows

Sleazy: Lubed-Up Noah "Leisure-Suit" Brooks, the Human Stain

Crimbo: Round Yon Jamesras, the Hall Decker

The Hoboverlord sez: Mumble... I killed the bench, but I did not hit the pork CHOP. Look out... Window?

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