Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Monkey's-Paw Mick "Soccer Balls" Westinghouse, the Poor Dad

Hot: Hothouse Manny "Brimstone" Taylor, the Human Campfire

Cold: Jacky "Bluelips" Brown

Stench: Caboose-Fouling Stitch "Underarms" Montague, the Dumpster Sleeper

Spooky: Two-Feet-in-the-Grave Kelly Garfield

Sleazy: Risque Garrett, the Used Car Salesman

Crimbo: Walterrond Sauerkraut, Who Lets It Snow

The Hoboverlord sez: HAVE... you seen Old Man Garcia? Look out... The Pope's got a mushroom. Watch it...

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