Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Polished R. T. "Salisbury Steak" O'Reilly, the Jackanapes

Hot: Napalm Agamemnon "The Flaming Flamer" Johnson

Cold: Franklin "Snowflake" Martinez, the Human Icebox

Stench: Grodulent Daddy Des Moines

Spooky: Skeletonesque Woody, Who Hides In The Shadows

Sleazy: Jack "Panty-Thief" North

Crimbo: Vincentos "Still Believes" Toypacker

The Hoboverlord sez: Say... Where's Mrs. Nipperus? Psssst... WHICH newspaper? Tell me... which newspaper.

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