Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Pantless Morris, the Devil

Hot: P. D. Q. Romero, the Human Barbecue

Cold: P. T. Tyler, the Refrigerator Coil

Stench: Midden Giancarlo, the Human Compost Heap

Spooky: Skeletal Giancarlo "Boo" Adams, the Bony-Fingered Creep

Sleazy: Adult Bookstore Manuel, the Guy Who Casually Brushes Up Against You Way Too Often for It to Be a Coincidence

Crimbo: Toy-Train-Makin' Cletusien Wenceslaus

The Hoboverlord sez: HOW many lamps. Which junk? Tell me which junk. Watch it...

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