Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Bix "The Knickerbocker" Sanford, the Ladies' Man

Hot: Burnin' Paul, Who Burns at Both Ends

Cold: Snowman-Makin' Doc "Don't Get Your Tongue Stuck To Him" Sullivan

Stench: P. T. "Loo Brush" Draper

Spooky: Victor Anderson, the Maniacal Laugher

Sleazy: Slippery Pete Clinton

Crimbo: Hall-Deckin' Lonnieras "Yule Log" Turkeyblaster

The Hoboverlord sez: Finish the... pork chop, finish the pork chop. Too many ICEBOX.

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