Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Gustav "Jetsam" Nite, the Jackanapes

Hot: Scorched-Earth Leo Woodward, the Man Who Feels Hot, Hot, Hot

Cold: Made-of-Ice Archie, the Fallen Snow-Angel

Stench: Mark "Flatulator" Thomas

Spooky: Clancy "Skullface" Harrison, the Fingerbone Collector

Sleazy: R. J. Jones, the Free-Candy-Dispenser

Crimbo: Nickydir Tinselstringer, the Festively Festooned

The Hoboverlord sez: Moe O'Mally's got a train. I'm looking for Napoleon.

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