Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: His Majesty Raphael Waldorf, the Pirate

Hot: Brimstone Leonard Adams

Cold: Glenn Allen, the Liquid-Nitrogen Man

Stench: No-Showers Toby, Who Is Extremely Funky But Not In a Good Way

Spooky: Dreadful Archie "Mother Issues" Rudd

Sleazy: Heavy-Petting Paul "Panty-Thief" Martinez, the Face Licker

Crimbo: Thanatosbor Giftwrapper, Who Lets It Snow

The Hoboverlord sez: Weightlifters in THE radish. Can't find it. Can't find the chair.

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