Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: StrictlyLocal Walter Nicholson, Who May Be Found by the Card Catalog

Hot: J. R. "Volcano" Steadwick

Cold: Boris "Icebox" Mott

Stench: Sting Harrison, the Guy Made Entirely Out of Onions Or At Least That's How He Smells

Spooky: Eerie Giles, the Long, Red-Legged Scissor Man

Sleazy: Clive "Too Much Information" Madison, the Dapper Dan Man

Crimbo: Jockorod "Pudding" Teddystuffer

The Hoboverlord sez: R. T. Nichols's here. Hmmmmmmm... Have you seen Mama?

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