Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Free-Peanuts Dan Stipe

Hot: Steve "Afterburner" Mott

Cold: Billy Bob "Freezerburn" Bush

Stench: Stitch "Rottencrotch" Franklin, the Guy Made Entirely Out of Onions Or At Least That's How He Smells

Spooky: Horrifying Diego, the Shambling Man

Sleazy: Nude Shemp, the Cameraphone Panty-shot Taker

Crimbo: Dunstanuvel "Blisters" Teddystuffer

The Hoboverlord sez: How many statues. Where's my shirt?

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