Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Ludwig "Bud" Benedict

Hot: Propane-Fueled Boris "The Flaming Flamer" Jones

Cold: Antarctic Diego Mott

Stench: Andre Waldorf, the Hobo Who Breaks Like the Wind

Spooky: Woody "Boneyard" Sullivan

Sleazy: Russian-Fingers Joachim North

Crimbo: Good King Samien Nutcracker, the Wreath Wrangler

The Hoboverlord sez: I'm looking for THE Pope. Lamp, LAMP, junk.

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