| Normal: Weeping Boris Rutgers, the Poor Dad Hot: Pan-Fried R. J. "Sparky" McDurkee, the Walking Sunburn Cold: Made-of-Ice Joe "Frigid Jim" Easthouse Stench: Outhouse Stanley, the Master of Flatulence Spooky: Byron "Heebie-Jeebies" Stemple Sleazy: Panting Monk, the Guy Who Does Not Have a Pencil in His Pocket Crimbo: Brendandriel "Swoot Teeth" Nutcracker, Who May Or May Not Be Home For Crimbo The Hoboverlord sez: Don't be a trolley. Watch out!... I played with... the boxcar, but I did not hit the junk. |