| Normal: Mark "High School Sweetheart" Allen Hot: Flame-Throwin' Jacky "Hot Sauce" Paulson, the Sidewalk Egg-Fryer Cold: Ice-Covered Alistair Berry, the Human Zamboni Stench: Nauseatin' Alistair "Midden" Montague, the Filth Merchant Spooky: Uncanny-Valley Elmer, the Bony-Fingered Creep Sleazy: James Clinton, the Guy Who Was Kicked Out of the Frat House for Misogynistic Behavior Crimbo: Ikeeri Wenceslaus, the One Who Waits Under the Mistletoe The Hoboverlord sez: Where's my breakfast? Weightlifters? |