Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Pelican Agamemnon, the Tapdancing Trombo

Hot: Horace "Acetylene" McNichols

Cold: Max "Mr. Sleet" Lee

Stench: Huckleberry Martinez, the Human Dung Beetle

Spooky: Night of the Living Ogilvy Mack

Sleazy: Leroy "Speedo" Goodman

Crimbo: Gingerbread Eniddir, the Nut Cracker

The Hoboverlord sez: Papa? Hmmmmmmm... WHERE'S my... window? I know...

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