Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Tooth-And-Nail Enid Martinez

Hot: Supernova Joe "Acetylene" White, the Molten Man

Cold: Blizzard Billy Bob Mills

Stench: Staniel Hall, the Human Paper Mill

Spooky: Bad Dream Hondo "Heebie-Jeebies" Rutgers, the Black-Eyed, Pasty Asian Kid

Sleazy: X-Rated Ollie, the Free-Candy-Dispenser

Crimbo: Merry Rickyrond Ribbonwinder

The Hoboverlord sez: How many... toybox. Fafafa... Napoleon gave ME a boxcar once.

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