Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Isaiah "Bud" White

Hot: Frying-Pan Shemp Huxtable

Cold: Popsicle Freddy McDurkee

Stench: Necrotic-Limb Travis "Underarms" Sullivan, the Rotten-Egg-Tosser

Spooky: Reasonably Frightening Davenport McNichols

Sleazy: Adult Bookstore Fritz "Small Hands" Pennington, the Assless Chapper

Crimbo: Round Yon Ikerond, the Hall Decker

The Hoboverlord sez: Mrs. Rodriguez's here. Grandma, Grandma, forget... the campfires. Mutter...

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