Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Neckfat Clarence "Mac" Rodriguez

Hot: Scorching Jethro Hall, the Fire-Eater

Cold: Yeti Dennis Black

Stench: Bill Harris, Who Smells Like Bad Meat or Good Cheese

Spooky: Macabre Simon Rutgers, the Autopsist

Sleazy: Roman-Hands Morris, Who Will Poka Da Nipples

Crimbo: O Holy Picklesorm Teddystuffer

The Hoboverlord sez: Train, trolley, train. Tell me... Mutter... Too many milks. Look out...

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