| Normal: Clancy "Two-Teeth" Taylor, of the Hill People Hot: Ember-Jugglin' Harold, the Insanely Feverish Cold: Snowman-Makin' Nettles "Chilly Willy" Steadwick, the Alabama Iceberg Stench: Riff "Sulfur-Eatin'" Johnson Spooky: Wes Craven's Simon "Graverobber" Mills Sleazy: Hubie "Vaseline" Robinson, the Assless Chapper Crimbo: Bowl-Full-of-Jelly Monkras Fruitcaker The Hoboverlord sez: I know Grandma. Where's Mama? |