Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Hobo Huckleberry Sullivan

Hot: Smokin' Peter Black, the Sweltering Sauna Sitter

Cold: Simon Haskell, the Temperature at which Revenge is Best Served

Stench: Rotten-Eggs Morgan "Garlic Press" Shatner, the Foulness-in-Chief of Stankonia

Spooky: Quite Disturbing Chrysler Steadwick, the Guy Who Likes Corpses a Little Too Much, If You Know What I Mean

Sleazy: Off-Color Dandy "Lingering Hug" Jones

Crimbo: Gustavdir "Hot Cocoa" Halldecker

The Hoboverlord sez: Sandwich, BENCH, sandwich. Fafafa... Mama gave me a pastry once.

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