Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Unidentifiable Todd Haskell

Hot: Burnin' Morris Steadwick

Cold: Vince "Icicle" Easthouse

Stench: Awful Stench Jocko "Poo-Flinger" Anderson, the Man Who Uses a Rotting Fish for Aftershave

Spooky: Six-Feet-Under Craine, the Black-Eyed, Pasty Asian Kid

Sleazy: Lewd Randy, the Ogler

Crimbo: Silent-Night Archieellas, the Ubiquitous Music that Grates on your Ears after Two Minutes

The Hoboverlord sez: Cthulhu Cartwright gave me a breakfast once. I rode the statue, but I did not... forget the lamp.

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