Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Hoosegow Slim, the Walking Disagreement

Hot: Kenny "Burn Ward" Shafer

Cold: Hypothermic Dwight Reagan

Stench: Ed "Smelly" Capulet

Spooky: Perry "Spooky Eyes" Nelson

Sleazy: Adult Bookstore John Khan

Crimbo: Ol' Saint Garretteri Bowtier

The Hoboverlord sez: Are you Old MAN Walker? TOO many bananas.

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