Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Sting Thompson, the Personal Trainer

Hot: Scorching Hondo "Sparky" Thompson, the Free-Range Oven

Cold: Snowflake Merle, the Alabama Iceberg

Stench: Gunther "Stinkpalm" Taylor, the Human Stinkbomb

Spooky: Rapidly Decomposing Leonard, the Black-Eyed, Pasty Asian Kid

Sleazy: Mark "Clingy" Jones

Crimbo: Carlron "Sugar-plums" Fruitcaker, the Nut Cracker

The Hoboverlord sez: How many desks. Statues?

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