Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Accusin' Isaiah Allen, the Tree Surgeon

Hot: Supernova Leonardo Walker

Cold: Snowcone Noah "Liquid Nitrogen" Salisbury, the Freezin' Frenchman

Stench: Awful Stench Eddie "Old Milk" Shatner

Spooky: Eerie Sven "Bogeyman" Moore

Sleazy: Simon "Clingy" Draper

Crimbo: Tuckerdir "Mincemeat" Bowtier, the Crimbo Tradition

The Hoboverlord sez: BANANAS? Growl... Psssst... Old Man Peterson, Old Man Peterson, play with the icebox.

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