Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Roy Harris, the Patriarch

Hot: Supernova Diego Westinghouse, the Coal-Chucker

Cold: Avalanche Boris, the Snowball-Tosser

Stench: Maybe-It's-Hormonal Pippin Stipe, the Dead Man, Judging by the Smell

Spooky: Macabre Roy, the Haunted Hobo

Sleazy: Naughty Carl, the 32-Year-Old Guy At The Junior Prom

Crimbo: Jingle-Bell-Rockin' Manuelorm Fudgeboxer

The Hoboverlord sez: Desks? Do you know Papa?

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