Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Shadow Charlie, the Waterproof Man

Hot: Red-Hot Pete Walker, the Hoboñero Jabo

Cold: Billy Bob "Yeti-Boy" Huxtable

Stench: Stinky Ol' Saul Durden, the Sewer-Bather

Spooky: Merle Lennon, the Fingerbone Collector

Sleazy: Lewd-Behavin' Riff "Small Hands" Wilson

Crimbo: Riffion "Teddybear" Kiteflyer

The Hoboverlord sez: It's Mrs. Belvedere, MRS. Belvedere IS... Growl... I'm looking for Little Sister.

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