Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Jonsey "The Neck" Rutgers, the Secret Cop

Hot: Torches-For-Hands Larry, the Man Who Feels Hot, Hot, Hot

Cold: Icebox Roy Buck, the Dry Icicle

Stench: Bert "Stinkyfinger" Berry, the Sewer-Bather

Spooky: Rapidly Decomposing Slim O'Reilly, the Hobosferatu

Sleazy: J. R. Martin, the Moustache You Don't Trust

Crimbo: Opieroth "Tin Soldier" Piebaker

The Hoboverlord sez: It's Napoleon, Napoleon is... Where's Napoleon?

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