Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Merle "Orc Pajamas" Salisbury

Hot: Virgil "Several Hundred Degrees" O'Mally

Cold: Frozen Roy Goodman

Stench: Craig "Underarms" Zevon

Spooky: Nightmare Craig Martinez

Sleazy: Roy "Ghastly" Stemple

Crimbo: Mommy-Kissin' Tomasdir "Puddin'" Fudgeboxer

The Hoboverlord sez: Look out... Mama's got a icebox. Say... Windows in the club.

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