Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Harold "Metal Objects" Disraeli

Hot: Burninatin' Steven McMahon

Cold: Lewis Lennon, the Earl of Frostbite

Stench: Week-Old Meat Leonardo, the Sulfuric Wonder

Spooky: Skeletal Agamemnon Reagan

Sleazy: Panting T. J., the Suggestive Winker

Crimbo: Round Yon Rufusborn, the Mistletoe Bandit

The Hoboverlord sez: I stole the bench, but I did not forget the lamp. Look out... TOO many windows. Look out...

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