Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: John Shatner, the Gourmand

Hot: Pippin "Solar Flare" Dunn

Cold: Hypothermic Billy Bob Rudd

Stench: P. D. Q. Sanford, the Rotten-Egg-Tosser

Spooky: Dead Guy Ogilvy Thompson

Sleazy: Inappropriate For Mixed Company Doc "Banana Hammock" Spitzner

Crimbo: Chollyeri Jackintheboxer, the Polar Expressionist

The Hoboverlord sez: Where's Wallace? Statues. statues in... the... radish.

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