Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Wilbur "Marigold" McDonald

Hot: Floyd Brooks, the Sterno Connoisseur

Cold: Abominable Thanatos O'Sullivan

Stench: R. J. Berry, the Guy Made Entirely Out of Onions Or At Least That's How He Smells

Spooky: Reasonably Frightening Ludwig, Whose Clothes Are Made out of Suspiciously Pale Leather

Sleazy: Randy "Sweaty-Palms" Nite

Crimbo: Mommy-Kissin' Freddyuil, the Decorator

The Hoboverlord sez: I'M looking for Mama. Mrs. Westinghouse's got a chair.

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