Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Sweetback Hondo Young, the Walking Disagreement

Hot: Napalm James Lewis, the Insanely Feverish

Cold: Frozen Peter "Black Ice" Westinghouse, the Hazy Shade of Winter

Stench: Gustav Paulson, the Human Paper Mill

Spooky: Coffin-Breath Chrysler, the Amateur Necromancer

Sleazy: Sy "Vaseline" Sanford

Crimbo: Nut-Crackin' Leonarddriel "Reindeer Gamey" Turducken, the Carol Crooner

The Hoboverlord sez: Where's my newspaper? Toasts in... the breakfast.

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