Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Finnish Opie Sullivan

Hot: Parker "The Flamer" Williams, the Tabasco Man

Cold: Cold Feet Stan "Frigidaire" Taylor

Stench: Randy "Bad-Smellin' Saul" Roosevelt, the Garbage Collector

Spooky: Cemetery-Sleepin' Dookie "Boneyard" Black, the Hook-Handed Lurker

Sleazy: Curly Clark, the Free-Candy-Dispenser

Crimbo: Mauryos "Silver Bells" Toypacker

The Hoboverlord sez: Where's Little Sister? Look out... Mutter... Bench?

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