Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Penguin-Britches Staniel "Pew-Pew-Pew" Thompson

Hot: Steam Vent Maury Young

Cold: Snowcone Fritz "Frigidaire" Martinez, the Alabama Iceberg

Stench: Garlic Eatin' Doc Sanford, the Stankmaster

Spooky: Nefarious Shorty Martinez, the Corpse Groom

Sleazy: Russian-Fingers Garrett Davis

Crimbo: Cookie-Bakin' Franklindir Topspinner, the Mistletoe Bandit

The Hoboverlord sez: Mumble... TOASTS in the motorcycle. Hmmmmmmm... I know Mama.

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