Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Pelican Fritz Paulson

Hot: Smokin' Ricky Goodman

Cold: John "Icebox" Simon, the Boston Penguin

Stench: Huckleberry "Gym Clothes" Young, the Nose Exploder

Spooky: Charlie "Abracadaver" Berry

Sleazy: Lewd Zaxxon, the 32-Year-Old Guy At The Junior Prom

Crimbo: Fruitcake-Eatin' Sambor Figgypudding

The Hoboverlord sez: It's Old Man Waldorf, OLD Man Waldorf is... Do you know Grandpa?

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