Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Lamont "Mac" Des Moines

Hot: Kelly "Blisterin'" O'Mally

Cold: Iceberg Sy, the Too-Cold Ice Baby

Stench: Gag-Me-With-a-Spoon J. R., the Rotten Meat Vendor

Spooky: Nefarious Martin, the Tommyknocker Man

Sleazy: Gropin' Emil Berry, the Balding Guy with a Greasy Ponytail

Crimbo: Holly Jolly Zaneien "The Fruitcaker" Halldecker

The Hoboverlord sez: DO you know THE Pope? Have you seen Mrs. Mills?

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