Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Root Beer Twink "Fast Fingers" Smith, the Alien Pod-Person

Hot: Fire-Juggling Jocko North, the Human Flamethrower

Cold: Floyd McNichols, the Witch's Teat in a Cast-Iron Bra

Stench: Vincent Nite, the Master of Flatulence

Spooky: Wade Easthouse, the Grim Panhandler

Sleazy: Peepin' Wemberly "Panty-Thief" Brooks

Crimbo: Dookieborn "Ding-Dong" Kiteflyer

The Hoboverlord sez: Have... you seen Little Sister? Psssst... Too many newspapers.

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