Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Morris Brown, His Own Twin

Hot: Fire-Eatin' John, the Sidewalk Egg-Fryer

Cold: Teeth-Chattering Stevie Steadwick

Stench: Reynaldo "Gym Clothes" Madison

Spooky: Spooky P. T. "Creepy Jim" Meadows, the Silent Hillbilly

Sleazy: Adults-Only Del Black

Crimbo: Mistle-toed Louisborn "Puddin'" Tinselstringer, the Merry Gentleman

The Hoboverlord sez: One time... ARE you Grandma? Are YOU... Mama?

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