Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Dovetail Roy O'Reilly

Hot: Red-Hot Paco Brooks

Cold: Agamemnon "Don't Get Your Tongue Stuck To Him" Clinton

Stench: Wade "Limburger Jim" Franklin, the Filthy

Spooky: Rapidly Decomposing Simon Waldorf

Sleazy: Heavy-Petting Martin, the 32-Year-Old Guy At The Junior Prom

Crimbo: Jinglin' Simonellas Piebaker

The Hoboverlord sez: Park... the junk, PARK the junk. Chairs... in the weightlifter.

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