Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Shorty "Dart-Hurling" McCartney

Hot: Holden "Fahrenheit 151" Pennington

Cold: Shivering Bert Miller

Stench: Foul-Smelling R. J. Washington

Spooky: Manny "Abracadaver" Adams

Sleazy: Uncensored Ignatz "Overshare" Thompson, the Inappropriate

Crimbo: Have Yourself a Merry Little Alexbimbor, the Festively Festooned

The Hoboverlord sez: Mutter... Mama, Mama, forget the circus. Mutter... Park the campfire, park the campfire.

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