Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Terry "Taco" McDonald

Hot: Hair-on-Fire Jocko "Solar Flare" Spitzner

Cold: Davenport "Black Ice" Spitzner

Stench: Earl "Poo-Flinger" Allen, the Human Paper Mill

Spooky: Uncanny-Valley Lewis "Spooky Eyes" Adams

Sleazy: Moist Dookie "Pencil-Thin Mustache" Berry

Crimbo: Mommy-Kissin' Jonseybor "Silent Night" Fudgeboxer, the Decorator

The Hoboverlord sez: I know Grandma. Growl... Radish? Shhhhhh...

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