Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Mick Benedict, the Mad Monk

Hot: Twink O'Reilly, the Devil's Pitchfork

Cold: Iceberg Alex, the Earl of Frostbite

Stench: Stinky Shorty "Stinkyfinger" Robinson

Spooky: Cemetery-Sleepin' R. T. "Boneyard" Sullivan

Sleazy: Uncensored Ignatz "Leisure-Suit" Young, the Free-Candy-Dispenser

Crimbo: Bertdir "Pa-Rum-Pa-Pum-Pum" Turkeybaster

The Hoboverlord sez: Napoleon's GOT A trolley. I ate the trolley, but I did not remember the banana.

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