Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Zaxxon "The Neck" Haggard, the Dumpster Archaeologist

Hot: Opie "The Back Burner" Shafer

Cold: Mickey "Frozenfoot" Harrison

Stench: Wade Mack, the Dead Man, Judging by the Smell

Spooky: Night of the Living Clayton Franklin, Who Sings Nursery Rhymes in a High-Pitched Voice While Delicately Caressing a Straight Razor

Sleazy: X-Rated Toby "Too Much Information" Williams

Crimbo: Alanion "Blisters" Stockingstuffer, the Wreath Wrangler

The Hoboverlord sez: Shuffle... the window, shuffle the window. Psssst... Can't find it. Can't find THE banana. Psssst...

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