Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Huge-Calves Ollie "Hamburger" Hernandez

Hot: Ember-Jugglin' Alex "Trashfire" Westinghouse, the Sweltering Sauna Sitter

Cold: Snowcone Carl Mills, the Ice Cube Cowboy

Stench: Alan "Rottencrotch" Brown, the Filth Merchant

Spooky: Morris "Jack Ketch" Cooper, the Corpse Groom

Sleazy: Dale "Ghastly" Sanford

Crimbo: Tender and Mild Kennyras Cookiebaker, Who May Or May Not Be Home For Crimbo

The Hoboverlord sez: One time... I'm looking... for Mrs. Rodriguez. It's Moe Steadwick, Moe Steadwick is...

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