Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Romeo Jones, the Giant Rabbit

Hot: Leonard "Hot Sauce" Disraeli, the Insanely Feverish

Cold: Reynaldo "Brainfreeze" Johnson

Stench: Gag-Me-With-a-Spoon Freddy "Smell-So-Bad" Adams

Spooky: Wes Craven's James, Who May Be a Zombie

Sleazy: Sam "Close-Talking" Mills

Crimbo: Bertos Stockingstuffer, the Festively Festooned

The Hoboverlord sez: Gotta... watch the... pork chop. It's Mickey... Benedict, Mickey Benedict is...

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