Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Whisperin' John Woodward

Hot: Scalding Victor, the Felonious Firebrand

Cold: Popsicle Byron "Chilly Willy" Khan

Stench: Filth-Covered Franklin, Who Is Extremely Funky But Not In a Good Way

Spooky: Putrefying Max Haskell

Sleazy: Peepshow Douglas, the Moustache You Don't Trust

Crimbo: Merry Claytonbor, the Sleigh Bell Polisher

The Hoboverlord sez: I wrote the coat, but I did not eat the... toast. Have YOU SEEN Meriadoc Goodman? Tell me...

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