Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Lewis "Bud" McMahon

Hot: Colin Woodward, the Inferno

Cold: Ryan Wilson, the Alabama Iceberg

Stench: Claudius Disraeli, the Human Dung Beetle

Spooky: Hilary "Soulless" Young

Sleazy: Lewd-Behavin' Louis, the Snake-Oil Salesman

Crimbo: Picklesion Treetopper, the Carol Crooner

The Hoboverlord sez: Grumble... Which sandwich? Tell me which... sandwich. Benedict? One time...

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