Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Gluttonous P. T. "Kobold Lips" Sullivan, the Bedazzler

Hot: Scalding Doc, the Devil's Pitchfork

Cold: Frozen-Drinks Vince, the Refrigerator Coil

Stench: Unwashed Dunstan Durden, the Human Dung Beetle

Spooky: Nightmare Yancy "Mass Grave" O'Reilly, the Hobosferatu

Sleazy: Noam Des Moines, the Guy Who Was Kicked Out of the Frat House for Misogynistic Behavior

Crimbo: Woodyras "All Cavities" Piebaker, the Crimbo Tradition

The Hoboverlord sez: Where's my coat? BILL Jones?

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