Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Roy "Casters on Crutches" Pennington, the Monkey Man

Hot: Reynaldo "The Torch" Zevon

Cold: Ice-Water-For-Blood Virgil, the Hobo-Shaped Ice Sculpture

Stench: Norma "Flatulator" Harrison

Spooky: Ghostly Ollie Johnson, the Guy With Little Mouths Where His Eyes Should Be

Sleazy: Virgil "Pomade" Young, the Guy Who Works the Ferris Wheel at the County Fair

Crimbo: Toy-Doll-Makin' Clancyroth, the Hall Decker

The Hoboverlord sez: Mumble mumble... HARRISON, Harrison, remember the statues. I touched the CUP of coffee, but... I did not shuffle the telephone.

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