Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Commodore Romeo McNichols, the Jack Mormon

Hot: Noah Miller, the Inflammable Man

Cold: Glacial Buck Disraeli

Stench: Sewerbaby Dwight, the Man Who Should Probably Change His Underwear, Like, Now

Spooky: Cemetery-Sleepin' Toby, the Black-Eyed, Pasty Asian Kid

Sleazy: Newton Haskell, the Guy Who Does Not Have a Pencil in His Pocket

Crimbo: Moeien "Winter Wonderland" Treetrimmer, the Holly Hanger

The Hoboverlord sez: Mumble mumble... Icebox. icebox in the egg. The Pope's here.

Generate some more