Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Huge-Calves Newton McCartney

Hot: Ludwig McDurkee, the Free-Range Oven

Cold: Freezerburn Byron, the Refrigerator Coil

Stench: Bath-Refusin' Joachim Nite

Spooky: Archie "Goosepimples" DuPree

Sleazy: Euphemism Dunstan Berry

Crimbo: Eggnog-Gulpin' Chryslerdriel, the Gift Wrapper

The Hoboverlord sez: Old Man Noriega, Old Man Noriega, eat the milks. Circus, circus, banana.

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