Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Moe "Blinky" Shatner

Hot: Harry "Conflagration" Symington

Cold: Virgil Spitzner, the Hobosicle

Stench: Willie Huxtable, the Garbage Collector

Spooky: Reasonably Frightening Raphael Meadows

Sleazy: Adults-Only Byron "Rubber Novelty" Capulet

Crimbo: Gift-Wrappin' Jonseydreth, the Festively Festooned

The Hoboverlord sez: I stepped... on the... motorcycle, but... I did not wiggle the bench. Psssst... Avoid the trolley, avoid the... trolley.

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