Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Wallace Shafer, the Train-Oyster

Hot: Pan-Fried Wallace, the Guy Who Causes a Temperature-Related Desire to Remove All of One's Clothing

Cold: Hypothermic Jocko "Brainfreeze" Hernandez, the Witch's Teat in a Cast-Iron Bra

Stench: Awful Stench Victor Disraeli

Spooky: Carl Haskell, the Tommyknocker Man

Sleazy: Moist Agamemnon "Trans-Fat" Isaacson

Crimbo: Craigroth "Sweet Teeth" Giftwrapper, the Bell Jingler

The Hoboverlord sez: Toybox, toybox, CLUB. Hmmmmmmm... Too many circus. Grumble...

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