Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Buck White, the Very, Very Disturbed

Hot: Ed "Embers" North

Cold: Blizzard Tucker Clinton, the Liquid-Nitrogen Man

Stench: Riff "Spitstink" Meadows

Spooky: Agamemnon Williams, the Sauntering Corpse

Sleazy: Claudius "Vaseline" DuPree, the 32-Year-Old Guy At The Junior Prom

Crimbo: Jolly Ol' Andyrod Dolldresser, the Holly Hanger

The Hoboverlord sez: Milks. milks in the pocketknife. Look out... Where's... my... sandwich?

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