Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Ghostly Leroy, the Ladies' Man

Hot: Scalding Jonas Nicholson

Cold: Icicle Malvolio Rutgers, the Boston Penguin

Stench: Terry "Gag-A-Maggot" Hernandez

Spooky: Two-Feet-in-the-Grave Leroy "Old Scratch" O'Mally

Sleazy: Floyd "Vaseline" Capulet, the Grade School Loiterer

Crimbo: Stevenuvel "Pepperminty" Fudgeboxer

The Hoboverlord sez: Mama's got a banana. Look out... Have you SEEN The... Pope?

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