Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Oft-Quoted Billy Bob "Taco" Khan

Hot: Steam Vent Agamemnon Stemple

Cold: Hypothermic Stitch, the Abominable Hobo

Stench: Nasty-Smellin' Ralph, the Nonbather

Spooky: Jack "Goosepimples" Des Moines

Sleazy: Moist Bix Adams, the Bad Toucher

Crimbo: Reindeer-Taunting Nileswen "Silent Night" Fudgeboxer

The Hoboverlord sez: Uncle Ludwig gave me a SANDWICH... once. Are... you Napoleon? Mutter...

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