Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Honeypalms Opie "Flotsam" Brown

Hot: Charbroiled Nicky Miller

Cold: Antarctic Raphael "Hypothermia" Allen, the Arctic Tramp

Stench: Riff "Baron von Stinkyfish" Shannahan

Spooky: Cemetery-Sleepin' Malvolio, the Shambling Man

Sleazy: Dirty Jokin' Gustav "Man-Thong" Salisbury, the Midnight Groper

Crimbo: Mitchborn "The Fruitcaker" Topspinner

The Hoboverlord sez: Mrs. Hall... gave me a table once. One time... Wiggle the campfire, wiggle the campfire.

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