Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Wilbur Martin, the Prosthetic Hobo

Hot: Frying-Pan Holden Johnson

Cold: Fresh-From-The-Refrigerator Giancarlo "Mr. Freeze" Tyler, the Chilliest Hobo

Stench: Outhouse Thanatos "Stinkpalm" Stipe

Spooky: Gavin "Jack Ketch" Garfunkel

Sleazy: Andy "Sweaty-Palms" Nichols, the 32-Year-Old Guy At The Junior Prom

Crimbo: Bowl-Full-of-Jelly Wallacelas, Who Lets It Snow

The Hoboverlord sez: Napoleon's got a WALLPAPER. How many pork... chops. Brrrrr...

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