Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Larry Stemple, the Tree Surgeon

Hot: Burninatin' Johnny Montague

Cold: Snowman-Makin' Eddie Montague

Stench: Upchuck Huckleberry "Gag-A-Maggot" Rudd, the Nonbather

Spooky: Virgil "Skullface" Reagan

Sleazy: Huckleberry Des Moines, the Inappropriate

Crimbo: Toy-Train-Makin' Noahdriel "Egg Noggin" Cookiebaker, the Fruity as a Nut Cake

The Hoboverlord sez: Telephone, TELEPHONE, chair. Brrrrr... Psssst... Gotta shuffle the table.

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