Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Stevie "Marginal" Paulson, the Northerner

Hot: Red-Hot Cal Sanford

Cold: Cold Cold Pippin Garfield, the Boston Penguin

Stench: Charlie "Stinkyfeet" Sanford

Spooky: Ghoulish Eustace "Creepy Jim" Woodward

Sleazy: Thad Brown, Who Looks Down Your Shirt

Crimbo: Docdriel "Sweet Tooth" Wenceslaus

The Hoboverlord sez: Have you... seen Goodman? One time... Train?

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