Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Shemp "Fancypants" Anderson, the Whistlin' Kidnapper

Hot: Burnin' Yancy "Sparky" Steadwick

Cold: Yeti Dennis "Anti-antifreeze" Peterson

Stench: Rotting-Arms Ignatz "Smelly" Rudd, the Guy Who Eats Nothing But Limburger Cheese

Spooky: Zombified Max "Braaaain-Cravin'" Westinghouse

Sleazy: Heavy-Petting Steve, the Midnight Groper

Crimbo: Manuelras "Two Front Teeth" Canecandier

The Hoboverlord sez: Gotta watch the coat. Can't... find it. Can't find the boxcar. Tell me...

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