Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Kelly Garcia, the Hobo Einstein

Hot: Ryan "The Flaming Kebab" Wilson, the Devil's Pitchfork

Cold: Zane Shannahan, the Fallen Snow-Angel

Stench: Week-Old Meat Max Martinez

Spooky: Gunther Paulson, the Crypt Creeper

Sleazy: Adult Bookstore Patrick Harris

Crimbo: Silent-Night Mickeyuil Kiteflyer, the Crimbo Tradition

The Hoboverlord sez: I know... Too many motorcycles. BREAKFAST, CHAIR, breakfast.

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