Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Shane "Rheumy" Rudd

Hot: Hunka Hunka Burnin' Jonsey "Fahrenheit 151" Stipe, the Hobo On Fire

Cold: Frederick "Ice Storm" Nichols

Stench: Halitosis Staniel O'Mally, Who Has Never Bathed Ever

Spooky: Manuel "Boneyard" Lee

Sleazy: Off-Color Paco "Ghastly" Young

Crimbo: Moelas Horsecarver, the Sugarplum Visionary

The Hoboverlord sez: Can't FIND it. Can't find the breakfast. One time... Papa's got a icebox.

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