Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Newton Mills, the Bedazzler

Hot: Red-Hot Timmy "The Torch" Nipperus

Cold: Ice-Covered Giancarlo Khan

Stench: Unwashed Shekky "Sardine-Breath" Garcia

Spooky: Two-Feet-in-the-Grave Leo, the Sauntering Corpse

Sleazy: H. R. "Rubber Novelty" McNichols

Crimbo: Bucklas "The Misfit" Teddystuffer

The Hoboverlord sez: CAN'T find it. Can't find the statue. Which circus? Tell... me WHICH circus.

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