Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Chiseltooth T. J., His Own Twin

Hot: Red-Hot Manny "Embers" McMahon, the Capsaicin Kid

Cold: Snowman-Makin' Noah "Ice Nine" Mack, the Freezin' Frenchman

Stench: Zane Taylor, the Foulness-in-Chief of Stankonia

Spooky: Zombified Theodore "Corpsey" Rutgers

Sleazy: Shekky "Leisure-Suit" Sanford, the Wolf-Whistler

Crimbo: Ulricheri Mistletoestringer, the One Who Waits Under the Mistletoe

The Hoboverlord sez: Lost the... cup of coffee. Old Man Dunn's GONNA be mad. Do you know Papa?

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