Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Extra-Skin Abe "High School Sweetheart" Dunn

Hot: Pan-Fried Red Khan

Cold: Uther Adams, the Witch's Teat in a Cast-Iron Bra

Stench: Rotting Fruit Newton "Gag-A-Maggot" Shatner, the Fustulent Crack

Spooky: Frightful Aldous Garfunkel

Sleazy: Panting Dmitry, the Suggestive Winker

Crimbo: Feliz Dandyron Halldecker

The Hoboverlord sez: Old Man Davis? Shhhhhh... Shuffle the toybox? Watch it...

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