Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Alistair "The Neck" Black, the Wax Poet

Hot: Boiling Sven, the Walking Stove

Cold: Icecubes Horus, the Iceman who Cometh

Stench: Garrett "Things That Smell Bad" Capulet

Spooky: John "Ghoulicious" Salisbury

Sleazy: Heavy-Petting Lewis Draper, the Cameraphone Panty-shot Taker

Crimbo: Monkbor Navidad, the Snowman Builder

The Hoboverlord sez: DON'T... tell Papa. Grandpa gave me a pork chop once. Careful...

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