Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Simon "Champagne Cork" Adams

Hot: Reynaldo "Conflagration" Buck

Cold: Frosty Clayton Disraeli, the Ice Cube Cowboy

Stench: Ollie "Loo Brush" Tyler, the Master of Flatulence

Spooky: Macabre Thad Sullivan, the Bloody-Aproned

Sleazy: Grabby Leonard, the Moustache You Don't Trust

Crimbo: Stocking-Stuffin' Guntherorm "Puddin'" Giftwrapper, the Ubiquitous Music that Grates on your Ears after Two Minutes

The Hoboverlord sez: Do YOU know Little Sister? Hmmmmmmm... I remembered the breakfast, but I did not dance with the coat.

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