Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Shakey Wemberly, the Child-Size

Hot: Huckleberry Thompson, the Kid Whose Hair Is On Fire

Cold: Freezing Lou Reagan, the Polar Express

Stench: Rotting-Arms Clyde Harrison

Spooky: Staniel "Braaaain-Cravin'" Stemple

Sleazy: Lewd-Behavin' Horace, the Guy Who Does Not Have a Pencil in His Pocket

Crimbo: Round Yon Mickbor Navidad

The Hoboverlord sez: Watermelon? Lost THE... bananas. Napoleon's gonna be... mad.

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