Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Molly "Kobold Lips" Bush

Hot: Jethro Symington, the Hobo On Fire

Cold: Antarctic Noam, the Dry Icicle

Stench: Andy Cartwright, the Nose Exploder

Spooky: Davey "Screaming Meemie" Brown

Sleazy: R. J. Harris, the Moustache You Don't Trust

Crimbo: Have Yourself a Merry Little Aldousien Fruitcaker

The Hoboverlord sez: Don't... tell Grandpa. How many RADIOS.

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