Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Norma "Salisbury Steak" Thomas

Hot: Red-Hot Jedediah, the Hobo On Fire

Cold: Frostbite Joachim "Freezing Point" Tyler, the Freezerburn Kid

Stench: Stenchmaster Simon Shatner

Spooky: Cemetery-Sleepin' Craine Adams, the Hobosferatu

Sleazy: Lewd Morgan "Flagrant Jim" Lee

Crimbo: Jolly Ol' Judasuil, the Nutty as a Fruit Cake

The Hoboverlord sez: Shhhhhh... Weightlifters? GOTTA eat the table.

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