Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Sting Rutgers, the Docent

Hot: Ember-Jugglin' Alvin Nicholson, the Sidewalk Egg-Fryer

Cold: Leonard "Freezerburn" Rodriguez, the Ice Cube Cowboy

Stench: Sewerbaby Dmitry, the Odoriffic

Spooky: Manny "Bogeyman" Martinez

Sleazy: Tongue Wagglin' Travis Wallace

Crimbo: Bowl-Full-of-Jelly Syos, the Snowmannequin

The Hoboverlord sez: Hmmmmmmm... Old MAN Durden gave me a mushroom once. Wiggle the pastry, wiggle... the pastry.

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