Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Microfiche Bert, Hobo of the Mountains

Hot: Ember-Jugglin' Mikhail Salisbury

Cold: Cold Cold Colin Martin, the Too-Cold Ice Baby

Stench: Trashcan Gunther, the Hobo Who Breaks Like the Wind

Spooky: Putrescent Perry "Corpsey" Lennon

Sleazy: Manny Stipe, the Human Stain

Crimbo: Chollyroth Topspinner, Who Lets It Snow

The Hoboverlord sez: I'm looking for Mama. Too many... motorcycles.

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