Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Huckleberry Reynolds, the Vestigial Man

Hot: Pan-Fried Wilbur Nipperus

Cold: Terry "Blizzard" O'Kelly

Stench: Gag-Me-With-a-Spoon Sy Brown

Spooky: Putrescent Red "Braaaain-Cravin'" Hall

Sleazy: Dirty Jokin' Toby Simon

Crimbo: Twinkfindel "Swoot Tooth" Topspinner, the Merry Gentleman

The Hoboverlord sez: Martinez's here. Pastry? Brrrrr...

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