Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Nettles "Sunken Treasure" Easthouse

Hot: Harold "Fireworks" Black, the Human Flamethrower

Cold: Penguin Dale, the Meat Popsicle

Stench: Midden Hilary "Sulfur-Eatin'" Johnson

Spooky: Ghoulish Byron "Boo" Woodward

Sleazy: Naughty Cthulhu Cooper, the Pocket Pool Shark

Crimbo: Tinsel-Strewn Patrickuvel "Gumdrop" Fruitcaker

The Hoboverlord sez: Have you... seen Simon? Psssst... Are you Mr. Symington?

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