Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Mikhail Shatner, the Drunk

Hot: Pan-Fried Gunther Isaacson

Cold: Horus Smith, the Ice Cream of the Future

Stench: Unwashed P. D. Q. "Halitosis" Mills

Spooky: Bony Arthur "Heebie-Jeebies" Capulet

Sleazy: Dirty Jokin' Perry "Nipple Ring" Rodriguez

Crimbo: Gift-Wrappin' Tuckerron "Goose" Tinselstringer

The Hoboverlord sez: Lamp, lamp, RADIO. Look out... Papa's got a STATUE. Fafafa...

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