| Normal: Leo North, the Gnome Kicker Hot: Virgil Zevon, the Walking Sunburn Cold: Thad "The Snowman" Thompson, the Liquid-Nitrogen Man Stench: Compost Craig "Midden" Johnson Spooky: Deathly J. B. "Collywobbles" Shafer, the Haunted Hobo Sleazy: R. J. "Bad Touch" Nipperus, the Dirty Jokester Crimbo: Eggnog-Gulpin' Leroyos Turkeyblaster The Hoboverlord sez: Don't tell... Papa. Psssst... Park the lamp, park the lamp. |