Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Harry "Powderpuff" McDonald

Hot: Supernova Craine Benedict

Cold: Frozen Fingers Chuck, the Temperature at which Revenge is Best Served

Stench: Agamemnon "Nauseating Bouquet" Johnson

Spooky: Spooky Hubie, the Autopsist

Sleazy: Zaxxon "Rubber Novelty" Rutgers

Crimbo: Larryuil "Hot Cocoa" Treetrimmer

The Hoboverlord sez: Banana, banana, pocketknife. Don't tell Papa. Fafafa...

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