Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Diego "Petunia" Meadows

Hot: Brimstone Fritz, the Red-Hot Poker

Cold: Teeth-Chattering Thanatos Brooks, the Freezerburn Kid

Stench: Necrotic-Limb Simon Rodriguez

Spooky: Manuel "Braaaain-Cravin'" Washington, the Bony-Fingered Creep

Sleazy: Gropin' Cthulhu Brown

Crimbo: Ludwigfindel Wenceslaus, the Snowman Builder

The Hoboverlord sez: Don't tell... Mr. FRANKLIN. The POPE, The Pope, park the coats.

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