Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Manuel "Tarantula" Young

Hot: Simon "Fireball" Dunn, the Molten Man

Cold: Freddy "Frigidaire" Madison, the Fallen Snow-Angel

Stench: Ferris DuPree, the Dead Man, Judging by the Smell

Spooky: Alvin "Old Scratch" Martin, the Tap-Dancing Skeleton

Sleazy: Chuck "Small Hands" Isaacson, the Used Car Salesman

Crimbo: Merry Timmyuil "Figgy Pudding" Horsecarver

The Hoboverlord sez: Hmmmmmmm... I ATE THE... sandwich, but I did NOT stab the egg. Can't find it. Can't find the weightlifter.

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