Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Steve "Pew-Pew-Pew" Jones

Hot: Scorched-Earth Stevie, the Hoboñero Jabo

Cold: Snowflake Shekky, the Polar Express

Stench: Niles "Musty" O'Reilly

Spooky: Dead Guy Duncan, the Hockey-Masked Marauder

Sleazy: Peepin' Giles White

Crimbo: Jinglin' Billy Boberi, the Festooner

The Hoboverlord sez: TOO many radios. Papa gave me a breakfast... once. One time...

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