Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Deformed Leonard McDonald

Hot: Earth's Core Alvin, the Devil's Pitchfork

Cold: Max "Really Cold Extremities" Thomas

Stench: Paper-Mill James Adams

Spooky: Larry "Braaaain-Cravin'" McDurkee, the Hobo Who Goes Bump in the Night

Sleazy: Joe "Trans-Fat" O'Sullivan, the Pocket Pool Shark

Crimbo: Judasfindel Sauerkraut, the Little Drummer Boy

The Hoboverlord sez: THE Pope? Lost the circus. Old... Man Shafer's gonna be mad.

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