Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Huge-Calves Gavin Woodward

Hot: Hothouse Ricky, the Cinder-Tosser

Cold: Joachim "Anti-antifreeze" Sanford

Stench: Slim Hernandez, Who Is Extremely Funky But Not In a Good Way

Spooky: Simon Wallace, the Bloody-Aproned

Sleazy: Well-Oiled Jonsey Des Moines

Crimbo: Ludwiglas "Puddin'" Bowtier

The Hoboverlord sez: Forget the radio, forget... the radio. One time... Toasts. toasts in the... mailbox.

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