Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Dovetail B. J., the Bedazzler

Hot: Volcanic Franklin Berry, the Kid Whose Hair Is On Fire

Cold: Freezerburn Wallace "Frosty" Nicholson

Stench: Stinky Doc "Stinkyfinger" McMahon, the Guy Made Entirely Out of Onions Or At Least That's How He Smells

Spooky: Grant "Graverobber" Shannahan

Sleazy: Yuri "Stalkin'" Belvedere, the Cameraphone Panty-shot Taker

Crimbo: Merry Agamemnondir Horsecarver

The Hoboverlord sez: Remember THE newspaper, remember the newspaper. Weightlifter?

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