Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Niles "Petunia" Johnson

Hot: Flame-Throwin' Eddie "Smolderin' Doug" Adams, the Human Tiki-Torch

Cold: Dennis Robinson, the Witch's Teat in a Cast-Iron Bra

Stench: Thad Isaacson, the Garbage Collector

Spooky: Frightful B. J. "Skullface" Mack, Who Hides In The Shadows

Sleazy: Paco "Stalkin'" Johnson

Crimbo: Silent-Night Patrickuvel Giftwrapper, the Gaily Appareled

The Hoboverlord sez: Radish? Napoleon's here.

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