Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Anagram Ryan "Narcissus" Rodriguez

Hot: P. D. Q. "Smolderin' Doug" Haggard

Cold: Willard Zevon, the Polar Hobo

Stench: Infected Stitch Stipe

Spooky: Craig Reagan, the Evil-Eyed

Sleazy: Lewd Johnny, the Unrated Version

Crimbo: Reynaldoorm Turducken, the Polar Expressionist

The Hoboverlord sez: Too many... TOYBOX. Say... Eat the table, eat the table.

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