Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: John Jones, Hobo of the Mountains

Hot: Steam-Powered Saul Reynolds

Cold: Chilly Maury Stipe, the Chilliest Hobo

Stench: Flatulent Conway "Stinkspit" Garfunkel

Spooky: Bony Raph "Voodoo-doin'" Stipe

Sleazy: Mature Audiences Staniel "Lingering Hug" Tyler

Crimbo: Candy-Munchin' Conwayeri Toypacker

The Hoboverlord sez: Don't be... a desk. Watch the JUNK?

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