Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Cholly "The Kitten" Smith

Hot: Leo Simon, the Fire-Eater

Cold: Frozen Ricky Steadwick

Stench: Latrine Morris "Loo Brush" Stemple, the Hobo Who Sleeps With the Pigs

Spooky: Chuck Hall, the Dancin' Corpse

Sleazy: Hilary "Sweaty-Palms" Young

Crimbo: Have Yourself a Merry Little Marlonuvel, the Hall Decker

The Hoboverlord sez: Mumble mumble... WHICH MILK? TELL me which milk. Forget the icebox? Look out...

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