Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Linty Leonardo "Boxers" Jones, the Railbender

Hot: Edgar Brown, the Flame Belcher

Cold: Freezerburn Walter, the Iceman who Cometh

Stench: Sven "Musty" Wilson, the Odoriffic

Spooky: Dmitry "Gives You the Jibblies" King

Sleazy: Roman-Hands Harry "Ghastly" O'Mally

Crimbo: Moeos "Teddybear" Wenceslaus

The Hoboverlord sez: Shuffle THE breakfast, shuffle the breakfast. I took the lamp, but I did not EAT the porch SWING.

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