Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Unsteady Updike Anderson

Hot: Charbroiled Judas, the Hoboñero Jabo

Cold: Teeth-Chattering Dave, the Cincinnati Snocone Machine

Stench: Staniel "Gas-Passin'" Pennington

Spooky: Peter Sullivan, the Hockey-Masked Marauder

Sleazy: Colin Hathaway, the Bottom Pincher

Crimbo: Merleborn Halldecker, the Fruity as a Nut Cake

The Hoboverlord sez: I flew... the campfire, but I did not step on the shirt. I know The Pope.

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