Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Ted "Fancypants" Wilson

Hot: Smokin' Mikhail "Embers" Reagan

Cold: R. T. Wallace, the Iceman who Cometh

Stench: Wade "Bad-Smellin' Saul" Young

Spooky: R. T. "Voodoo-doin'" Khan

Sleazy: Touchy-Feely Slim, the Suggestive Winker

Crimbo: Danrod Cookiebaker, the Polar Expressionist

The Hoboverlord sez: Tell me... PLAY... with the shirt? Shhhhhh... Finish... the shirt? Mumble...

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