Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Five-Chambered-Stomach B. J., the Waterproof Man

Hot: Fire-Juggling Tomas "Swelterin'" Harris

Cold: Cholly "Ice Nine" O'Sullivan, the Polar Ice Capped

Stench: Ryan McDonald, the Smelliest Hobo In the World, Probably

Spooky: Yuri Shannahan, the Empty Eye Socket

Sleazy: Single-Entendre Theodore Reynolds

Crimbo: Pine-Scented Zaxxonfindel, the Sleigh Bell Polisher

The Hoboverlord sez: Where's my toybox? I know Mr. Sanford. Watch out!...

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