Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Molly "Sunken Treasure" Spitzner

Hot: Agamemnon "Firebrand" Davis

Cold: Snowcone Clancy Des Moines

Stench: No-Showers Leonard "Midden" Capulet

Spooky: Frankenstein's Uther "Corpsey" Montague

Sleazy: Stanley Thomas, the Bad Toucher

Crimbo: Nettlesbor Canecandier, the Holly Hanger

The Hoboverlord sez: Brrrrr... How many telephones. MAMA'S here.

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