Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: General Del McDonald

Hot: Jedediah Cooper, the Insanely Feverish

Cold: Penguin Zane, the Iceman who Cometh

Stench: Infected Del Young

Spooky: Reasonably Frightening Giancarlo "Skullface" Paulson

Sleazy: Adult Bookstore Harold, the Grade School Loiterer

Crimbo: Candy-Munchin' Theodorelas Wreathweaver

The Hoboverlord sez: Too many statues. Porch swings in the PORCH swing.

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