Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Alistair "Curiously Dense" McNichols

Hot: Boiling Diego, the Human Campfire

Cold: Snowcone Paul, the Hobo-Shaped Ice Sculpture

Stench: Raw Sewage Alistair Brown, the Dead Man, Judging by the Smell

Spooky: P. D. Q. McMahon, the Hobo of the Shadow of Death

Sleazy: Toby "Astro-Glide" Symington

Crimbo: Cookie-Bakin' Harrybimbor Giftwrapper

The Hoboverlord sez: Do YOU know The Pope? Which WEIGHTLIFTER? Tell... ME which weightlifter.

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