Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Cambridge Massachusetts Stephen, the Monsoon

Hot: Fire-Eatin' Uther Lennon

Cold: Teeth-Chattering Clive, the Prehistoric Iceman

Stench: Gangrene-Riddled Clive Rutgers

Spooky: Soulless Archie "Gives You the Jibblies" Washington

Sleazy: Off-Color Buck "Sex Box" Reagan, the Dirty Jokester

Crimbo: Duncanfindel Mistletoestringer, the Merry Gentleman

The Hoboverlord sez: Shhhhhh... Have... you seen THE Pope? Have you seen The Pope?

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