Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Anagram Wemberly, Whose Pants Are Indestructible

Hot: Hothouse Charlie "Ashtray" Rutgers, the Human Tiki-Torch

Cold: Icicle Noam Brown

Stench: Outhouse Dale Buck, the Poopsmith

Spooky: Malvolio "Bogeyman" Garfield

Sleazy: Paul "Vaseline" Miller, the Free-Candy-Dispenser

Crimbo: Douglasion Treetopper, the Holly Hanger

The Hoboverlord sez: Uncle Floyd gave me a TRAIN once. Hmmmmmmm... Cup of coffee, toybox, cup of coffee.

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