Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Acid-Saliva Ricky Easthouse

Hot: Smokin' Ricky Sanford, the Hobo On Fire

Cold: Glacier Ed "Black Ice" Williams

Stench: Red "Garlic Press" Hernandez, the Man Who Should Probably Change His Socks

Spooky: Night of the Living Leonardo Khan

Sleazy: Russian-Fingers Pickles "Pencil-Thin Mustache" Berry

Crimbo: Davenportrod Tinselstringer, the Gift Wrapper

The Hoboverlord sez: Where's Grandpa? Psssst... I know Grandma.

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