Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Jacky "Laser Beams" Johnson

Hot: Scorchmarks Martin Easthouse

Cold: Mark "Icemaker" Haggard, the Hobo-Shaped Ice Sculpture

Stench: Sewerbaby Noah Berry

Spooky: Dmitry "Bogeyman" Khan, the Tommyknocker Man

Sleazy: Jonsey "Sleazebox" Wilson

Crimbo: Jolly Ol' Lonnieron Turkeybaster

The Hoboverlord sez: Are you Mr. Jones? Circus?

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