Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Huge-Calves Mickey O'Sullivan, the Scratcher

Hot: Fire-Juggling Fritz "The Flaming Flamer" Dunn

Cold: Frigid Clyde Huxtable, the Guy With Icewater In His Veins But Probably Not Literally

Stench: Stinky Slim Nicholson, the Poopsmith

Spooky: Coffin-Breath Theodore Mott

Sleazy: Rufus "Pomade" Isaacson

Crimbo: Hall-Deckin' Floydroth, the Reindeer Groomer

The Hoboverlord sez: Don't tell Mr. ROMERO. One time... Travis Black's got a coat.

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