Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Ralph "Champagne Cork" Haggard, the Walking Disagreement

Hot: Fire-Breathin' Diego, the Free-Range Oven

Cold: Glacial Shekky "Don't Get Your Tongue Stuck To Him" Goodman, the Iceman who Cometh

Stench: Clive "Underarms" Jones, He Who Smelt It And Therefore Dealt It

Spooky: Nothing-But-Femurs Red, the Maniacal Laugher

Sleazy: Peepin' Jack, the Midnight Groper

Crimbo: Tender and Mild Meriadocuvel, the Wreath Wrangler

The Hoboverlord sez: Step ON the junk? PARK... the milk, park the milk.

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