Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Curly Mack, the Waltz King

Hot: Boiling Gunther Rudd, the Capsaicin Kid

Cold: Thad "Freezing Point" O'Mally, the Temperature at which Revenge is Best Served

Stench: Sewer-Dwelling Jack Romero, the Guy Made Entirely Out of Onions Or At Least That's How He Smells

Spooky: Six-Feet-Under Slim, the Night Stalker

Sleazy: Roman-Hands Malvolio "Vaseline" Tyler, the Guy Who Does Not Have a Pencil in His Pocket

Crimbo: Mitchorm "Egg Noggin" Ribbonwinder

The Hoboverlord sez: Mrs. Jones, Mrs. Jones, eat the campfires. Have you seen Uncle Leonardo?

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