Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Raphael Smith, the Colchester Kid

Hot: Supernova Quinn Taylor

Cold: Boris Rutgers, the Temperature at which Revenge is Best Served

Stench: Rufus Sullivan, Who Smells Like Bad Meat or Good Cheese

Spooky: Jonas Harrison, the Dancin' Corpse

Sleazy: XXX-Rated Duncan, the Used Car Salesman

Crimbo: Eggnog-Gulpin' Vincentbimbor "Swoot Tooth" Figgypudding

The Hoboverlord sez: LOST... the... coats. Mrs. Haggard's gonna BE mad. Tables in the mushroom. Mumble...

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