Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Gluttonous Perry Montague, Who May Be Found by the Card Catalog

Hot: Scorching Claudius "The Bunsen Burner" Taylor, the Sterno Connoisseur

Cold: R. T. "Icebox" Brooks

Stench: Rotting-Arms Peter Young

Spooky: Stevie "Heebie-Jeebies" Waldorf

Sleazy: Touchy-Feely R. T. Young

Crimbo: Mommy-Kissin' Leroyfindel, the Decorator

The Hoboverlord sez: Train, train, desk. Where's my shirt? Tell me...

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