Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Hydrocephalic Moe Meadows

Hot: Barney Franklin, the Hoboñero Jabo

Cold: Frozen-Drinks Mikhail, the Liquid-Nitrogen Man

Stench: Caboose-Fouling Ted Garcia

Spooky: Uncanny-Valley Freddy "Hemp Dance" Martinez

Sleazy: Arthur "Ghastly" Khan

Crimbo: Dunstanroth "Puddin'" Treetopper

The Hoboverlord sez: Mumble... LOST the boxcars. Papa's gonna be mad. Psssst... Watch it... Papa, Papa, play the radios.

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