Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Hondo "Sunken Treasure" Rudd, the Train-Oyster

Hot: Marlon "The Torch" Capulet, the Kid Whose Hair Is On Fire

Cold: Sam Capulet, the Meat Popsicle

Stench: Raw Sewage Jonas "Public Toilet" Wallace

Spooky: Dead Guy Moe "Hemp Dance" Stipe, the Silent Hillbilly

Sleazy: Lamont "Bad Touch" Roosevelt

Crimbo: Craineroth "Two Front Teeth" Teddystuffer

The Hoboverlord sez: Can't FIND it. Can't... find... the trolley. Careful... Where's... my lamp?

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