Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Huge-Calves Andy, the Lumberjack Mormon

Hot: Fire-Breathin' Brendan Nipperus

Cold: Fresh-From-The-Refrigerator Ogilvy Garfield

Stench: Morgan "Public Toilet" Nichols

Spooky: Two-Feet-in-the-Grave Paul Capulet

Sleazy: Uncensored Sting Smith, Who Will Poka Da Nipples

Crimbo: Tender and Mild Hubiebimbor Taffypuller

The Hoboverlord sez: Where's Stipe? Mumble... Mr. Sanford's here.

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