Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Backwards-Looking Raphael Brown

Hot: Napalm Curly Goldthwait

Cold: Frozen Fingers Martin Romero

Stench: Compost Harold, the Master of Flatulence

Spooky: Cemetery-Skulkin' Charlie Franklin

Sleazy: Not-Safe-For-Work Jim "Bad Touch" Jones, the Human Stain

Crimbo: Mistle-toed Walterbor, the Gaily Appareled

The Hoboverlord sez: Where's... my watermelon? Windows in the table.

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