Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: No-ATM-Card Meriadoc Romero, the Elderly

Hot: Ember-Jugglin' Dmitry "Smolderin' Doug" Nipperus, the Kid Whose Hair Is On Fire

Cold: B. J. Cartwright, the Chilliest Hobo

Stench: Sewer-Dwelling Claudius Clark

Spooky: John O'Sullivan, the Hobosferatu

Sleazy: T. J. Mott, the 32-Year-Old Guy At The Junior Prom

Crimbo: Mommy-Kissin' Billy Bobos Fudgeboxer

The Hoboverlord sez: Have YOU seen Grandma? Psssst... Gotta... play the junk. Mutter...

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