Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Utility-Belt Manny "Margarine" Paulson, the Waltz King

Hot: Quinn "Firebird" Easthouse

Cold: Penguin Stanley, the Guy With Icewater In His Veins But Probably Not Literally

Stench: Stinky Ol' Sam Goldthwait, the Sewer-Bather

Spooky: Nothing-But-Femurs Andre Durden

Sleazy: Oleaginous Kelly Brown

Crimbo: Gingerbread Docrod Treetopper, the Wreath Wrangler

The Hoboverlord sez: Growl... I know Grandma. I'm looking for Harris.

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