Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: His Excellency Willard "Dart-Hurling" Stemple

Hot: Morgan Johnson, the Heartburn Kid

Cold: Frosty Hondo "Frozenfoot" Madison, the Cold Miser

Stench: Yuri Capulet, Who Has Never Bathed Ever

Spooky: Bony Lewis, the Hobo Who Goes Bump in the Night

Sleazy: Woody Taylor, the Used Car Salesman

Crimbo: Merry Grantras, the One Who Waits Under the Mistletoe

The Hoboverlord sez: Mumble... TROLLEY, desk, trolley. Can't find it. Can't find the... circus.

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