Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Telekinetic Isaiah "Pelican" O'Mally

Hot: Red-Hot Agamemnon "Blisterin'" Lennon

Cold: Ice-Covered Merle Berry, the Indifferent Stare of a Former Lover

Stench: Sewerbaby Joey "Public Toilet" Madison

Spooky: Unearthly Lou, the Hockey-Masked Marauder

Sleazy: Bix "Bad Touch" Belvedere, the Human Stain

Crimbo: Have Yourself a Merry Little Hilaryos "Ding-Dong" Toypacker, the Festooner

The Hoboverlord sez: Watermelon, watermelon, toybox. Have you seen Little Sister? Psssst...

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