Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Jocko Anderson, the Giant Rabbit

Hot: Vincent "Sparky" Nipperus

Cold: Icicle Achilles "Bluelips" McMahon, the Hazy Shade of Winter

Stench: Midden Mickey "Nauseating Bouquet" Hathaway

Spooky: Norma McNichols, Who May Be a Zombie

Sleazy: Kelly "Panty-Thief" Romero

Crimbo: Toy-Train-Makin' Reynaldoborn Canecandier, the Crimbo Tradition

The Hoboverlord sez: HOW many WINDOWS. GRANDPA'S got a pork chop.

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