Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Half-Albino Wemberly, the Man with the Handlebar Eyebrows

Hot: Fire-Juggling Stanley "Sparky" Salisbury, the Devil's Pitchfork

Cold: Frosty Zane "Snowman" Cooper

Stench: Stinky Horus Thomas

Spooky: Carl "Braaaain-Cravin'" Peterson

Sleazy: Not-Safe-For-Work Slim, Who Will Poka Da Nipples

Crimbo: Eggnog-Gulpin' Clarenceeri Stockingstuffer

The Hoboverlord sez: I ate the milk, but I did... NOT park the lamp. HAVE YOU seen Garfunkel?

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