Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Bill King, the Prodigal Halfwit

Hot: Joey "The Bunsen Burner" Thompson

Cold: Hypothermic Leroy, the Arctic Tramp

Stench: Unwashed Reynaldo Stemple, the Stankmaster

Spooky: Scary Timmy Smith, Who May Be a Zombie

Sleazy: Lecherous Ogilvy Huxtable

Crimbo: Nut-Crackin' Ferrisuvel "Gumdrop" Cookiebaker, the Sleigh Bell Ringer

The Hoboverlord sez: Fafafa... Are you UNCLE Ollie? Lost the desks. Mama's... gonna be mad.

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