Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Ghostly Jocko, Who May Be Found by the Card Catalog

Hot: Furnace-Face Chuck, the Inferno

Cold: Meriadoc "Freezerburn" Martinez, the Ice Cube Cowboy

Stench: Chuck Brown, the Master of Flatulence

Spooky: Nothing-But-Femurs Hondo, the Hobo of the Shadow of Death

Sleazy: Randy "Flagrant Jim" Wallace, the Free-Candy-Dispenser

Crimbo: Fruitcake-Eatin' Svenroth, the Decorator

The Hoboverlord sez: Too many wallpaper. Pocketknife, pocketknife, train.

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