Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Maury "Smooth Operator" Benedict, the Hobo With Good Credit

Hot: White-Hot Craine "The Flaming Kebab" Tyler

Cold: Made-of-Ice Shorty Goldthwait

Stench: Paper-Mill Sting Nelson, the Nonbather

Spooky: Unearthly Saul, the Hobo of the Shadow of Death

Sleazy: Off-Color Clayton, the Inappropriate Kisser

Crimbo: Nilesos "The Crimbone" Navidad, the Bell Jingler

The Hoboverlord sez: Radish in the club. Lost the icebox. Uncle Frederick's gonna be mad.

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