| Normal: No-Banjo Diego "Slow Dance" Hernandez Hot: Steam-Powered Uther "The Back Burner" Des Moines, the Sidewalk Egg-Fryer Cold: Blizzard Diego "Brainfreeze" Johnson Stench: Maybe-It's-Hormonal Ed, the Human Dung Beetle Spooky: Mitch Garfield, the Evil-Eyed Sleazy: Stan Garfield, the Too-Slow Streaker Crimbo: Chestnut-Roastin' Jackwen Mistletoestringer The Hoboverlord sez: Sandwich in the newspaper. Tell me... Don't... tell Uncle Timmy. |