Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Butterknife Giles "Fast Fingers" McCartney, King of the Inhumans

Hot: Saul "Brimstone" Zevon, Who Burns at Both Ends

Cold: Judas "Frigidaire" Nicholson

Stench: R. T. "Stinkspit" Disraeli

Spooky: Nightmare Alex "Bogeyman" Johnson, the Galloping Ghoul

Sleazy: Heavy-Breathing Updike Dunn

Crimbo: Fruitcake-Eatin' Loudreth Piebaker

The Hoboverlord sez: Pocketknife. pocketknife in the junk. I avoided the... motorcycle, but I did not HIT the junk.

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