Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Hizzonner Morgan, the President's Long-Lost Brother

Hot: Burnin' Lamont Rutgers

Cold: Gustav Goldthwait, the Cincinnati Snocone Machine

Stench: Diego "Public Toilet" Garfunkel

Spooky: Ghostly Hondo "Reaperman" Cartwright

Sleazy: Garrett "Bad Touch" McMahon

Crimbo: Candy-Munchin' Reynaldoroth, the Mistletoe Bandit

The Hoboverlord sez: Avoid the radio, avoid the radio. Watch the LAMP, watch the lamp. Mutter...

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