Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Orphaned Dave, the Dumpster Archaeologist

Hot: Fireball Diego Hathaway

Cold: Kelly "Liquid Nitrogen" Madison

Stench: Garbage Juice Willie "Bad-Smellin' Saul" Wallace, the Human Paper Mill

Spooky: Bony Ludwig, Who Hides In The Shadows

Sleazy: Oliver "Vaseline" Khan, the Uncle Who's Not Really Your Uncle

Crimbo: Merry Docras, the Stocking Stuffer

The Hoboverlord sez: I rode the... club, but... I did not... hit the desk. Bush, Bush, pinch... the... cup of... coffee.

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