| Normal: Irontrousers Larry Benedict Hot: Still-On-Fire Victor "Blisterin'" Smith, the Inferno Cold: Ice-Water-For-Blood Nick Garfield Stench: Week-Old Meat Shorty, Who Has Never Bathed Ever Spooky: Cemetery-Skulkin' Cletus Disraeli Sleazy: Harold Isaacson, the Guy Who Casually Brushes Up Against You Way Too Often for It to Be a Coincidence Crimbo: Twinkdreth Mistletoestringer, the Sleigh Bell Ringer The Hoboverlord sez: Grumble... Mama, MAMA, hit the toasts. Brrrrr... Don't be a trolley. |