Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Microbrew Patrick "Hamburger" Miller, the Boxcar Beekeeper

Hot: Brimstone Ike, the Heartburn Kid

Cold: Frigid Ferris "Ice Storm" Brown, the Shiverin' Shanker

Stench: Timmy Berry, the Rotten Meat Vendor

Spooky: Putrescent Ralph "Mass Grave" Jones

Sleazy: Adult Bookstore Stevie "Nipple Ring" Woodward, the Human Leer

Crimbo: Silent-Night Andreron "Pa-Rum-Pa-Pum-Pum" Turducken, the Gift Wrapper

The Hoboverlord sez: Don't tell Mrs. Noriega. Careful... Have... you seen T. J. Stipe?

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