Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Curly "Smooth Operator" Berry, the Eternal Mystery

Hot: Tucker "Fahrenheit 151" Dunn

Cold: Anti-Anti-Freeze Peter North

Stench: Filth-Covered Jim, the Filth Merchant

Spooky: Johnny "Braaaain-Cravin'" Cooper

Sleazy: Heavy-Breathing Jim "Small Hands" O'Reilly

Crimbo: Rickyrod "Jinglin' Bells" Taffypuller

The Hoboverlord sez: Club, club, toybox. I'm looking for Napoleon.

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