Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Neckfat Brendan, the Gentleman

Hot: Hotter-Than-The-Sun Bix "Swelterin'" Robinson, the Kid Whose Hair Is On Fire

Cold: Glenn O'Sullivan, the Witch's Teat in a Cast-Iron Bra

Stench: Raw Sewage Doc "No Soap, Thank You" Harris

Spooky: Scary Glenn "Creepy Jim" Moore, the Night Stalker

Sleazy: Russian-Fingers Brucie Meadows, the Pocket Pool Shark

Crimbo: Woodyras Giftwrapper, the Ubiquitous Music that Grates on your Ears after Two Minutes

The Hoboverlord sez: Grandpa gave me a toast once. FINISH the coat, finish the coat.

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