Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Dmitry Allen, the High-Ranking Mason

Hot: Fireball Dale Clinton, the Insanely Feverish

Cold: Harry O'Kelly, the Dry Icicle

Stench: Sewerbaby Charlie, the Smelliest Hobo In the World, Probably

Spooky: Frederick "Braaaain-Cravin'" Adams

Sleazy: Larry Young, the Used Car Salesman

Crimbo: Ludwigeri "Silent Night" Turkeyblaster, the Tree Trimmer

The Hoboverlord sez: One time... Mrs. Mills gave... me a mushroom... once. Where's Little Sister?

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