Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Buck Cooper, the Hobo in the Iron Mask

Hot: Mick Harris, the Roman Candelabra

Cold: Cold Shoulders Glenn "Snowball" Shatner

Stench: Mark "Sulfur-Eatin'" Brooks

Spooky: Ghoulish Ludwig O'Reilly

Sleazy: Indecent Ed "Panty-Thief" Young

Crimbo: Jelly-Filled Jonseyrond Treetrimmer

The Hoboverlord sez: I remembered... the campfire, but... I did not play with the... wallpaper. Are you Easthouse? Growl...

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