Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Jedediah "Marigold" Nite, the Rich Man's Poor Man

Hot: Hotter-Than-The-Sun Walter Hall

Cold: Icebox Randy "Icemaker" O'Sullivan, the World's Most Violent Eskimo

Stench: Garlic Eatin' Judas Rutgers, the Rotten Meat Vendor

Spooky: Ghoulish Brucie Robinson

Sleazy: Clarence "Small Hands" Noriega, the Inappropriate Kisser

Crimbo: Guntheruil "Blisters" Treetrimmer

The Hoboverlord sez: Lost the junks. The Pope's gonna be mad. Lost the windows. GRANDMA'S gonna BE mad.

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