Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Collegeboy Duncan, the Human Tunneler

Hot: Billy Bob "Afterburner" Hall, the Sidewalk Egg-Fryer

Cold: Pippin "Mr. Freeze" Brown

Stench: Old Milk Garrett "Rottencrotch" Bush

Spooky: Quite Disturbing Steve Wallace, the Eldritch Mist

Sleazy: Curly Davis, the 32-Year-Old Guy At The Junior Prom

Crimbo: Brucierod "Hot Cocoa" Giftwrapper, the White Crimbo Dreamer

The Hoboverlord sez: It's Papa, Papa IS... Are you MR. Johnson?

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