Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: General Riff "Marginal" Robinson, the Ombudsman

Hot: Frying-Pan Isaiah, the Walking Stove

Cold: Cthulhu "Absolute Zero" Draper

Stench: Thanatos Bush, the Garbage Collector

Spooky: Clive Romero, the Hook-Handed Lurker

Sleazy: Adults-Only Dennis, the Too-Slow Streaker

Crimbo: Wassailin' Peterdriel Sleighbeller

The Hoboverlord sez: Old Man McNichols's got a porch swing. Train? Watch out!...

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