Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Friend of Birds Zaxxon Harris

Hot: Brimstone Curly, the Dry Heat

Cold: Twink Peterson, the Refrigerator Coil

Stench: Leonardo "Nauseating Bouquet" Belvedere

Spooky: Horrifying Harold, the Hobosferatu

Sleazy: Hubie "Too Much Information" Hathaway

Crimbo: Festive Dwightuil Turducken

The Hoboverlord sez: Are you Uncle STEPHEN? How many cup of coffee.

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