Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Paul Clark, the Pirate

Hot: Lou Draper, the Free-Range Oven

Cold: Lou "Iceberg" O'Sullivan

Stench: Rotting-Arms Rufus, the Stankmaster

Spooky: Ulrich "Screaming Meemie" Franklin

Sleazy: Willie Hathaway, the "Special" Hugger

Crimbo: Terryroth Ribbonwinder, the Wreath Wrangler

The Hoboverlord sez: Psssst... Have you... seen Uncle Alan? I flew the breakfast, but I did not pinch the radio.

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