Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Morris "The Slug" Sullivan

Hot: Earth's Core Grant, the Tabasco Man

Cold: Buck "Yeti-Boy" Belvedere, the Arctic Tramp

Stench: Johnny "Sardine-Breath" Lee

Spooky: Scary Alistair, the Sauntering Corpse

Sleazy: B. J. "Nipple Ring" Lewis

Crimbo: Chuckdreth "Silver Bells" Figgypudding, the White Crimbo Dreamer

The Hoboverlord sez: Desks. desks in THE chair. Where's my chair?

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