Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Peter Mack, the Spark-Spitter

Hot: Oliver "Briquette" Anderson

Cold: Glacial Barney, the Hobo Who Looks a Bit Like a Penguin

Stench: Garbage Juice Dookie "Musty" McCartney

Spooky: Cadaverous Slim "Chain-Rattlin'" Waldorf

Sleazy: Too-Much-Pomade Duncan, the Peeping Tom

Crimbo: Dookieos "Pudding" Fudgeboxer

The Hoboverlord sez: Old Man Stipe, Old Man Stipe, stab the mailbox. DON'T... tell Thompson. Mumble...

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