Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Sinister Isaiah North

Hot: Perry Durden, the Heartburn Kid

Cold: Yeti Enid "Frigidaire" Noriega

Stench: Gangrene-Riddled Ferris "Gag-A-Maggot" Shatner

Spooky: Harold Anderson, the Grim Panhandler

Sleazy: Inappropriate For Mixed Company Colin Hernandez, the Wolf-Whistler

Crimbo: Cookie-Bakin' Eddieos Ribbonwinder

The Hoboverlord sez: Remember... the boxcar, remember the boxcar. Grumble... WHERE'S my motorcycle?

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