Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Clive Draper, the Docent

Hot: Staniel "The Vermin Igniter" Goodman

Cold: Travis Haskell, the Hobosicle

Stench: Unwashed Staniel, the Dumpster Sleeper

Spooky: Putrescent Walter Easthouse

Sleazy: Enid Young, the Used Car Salesman

Crimbo: Tinsel-Strewn Joebor Mistletoestringer, the Reindeer Groomer

The Hoboverlord sez: Too... many eggs. I'm... looking FOR Mama. Mutter...

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