Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Self-Satisfied J. R. Stemple

Hot: White-Hot Stanley, the Roman Candelabra

Cold: Frigid Stephen "Brainfreeze" Dunn

Stench: Nasty-Smellin' Holden Walker

Spooky: Leonard "Boo" Draper

Sleazy: Naughty Norma, the Guy Who Works the Ferris Wheel at the County Fair

Crimbo: Ogilvylas "Silver Bells" Turducken

The Hoboverlord sez: Mumble mumble... I'm looking for GRANDMA. Radio, lamp, radio.

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