Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Bean-Hoarder Ludwig Brown, the Back-Alley Taxidermist

Hot: Boiling Bix Harris

Cold: Ice-Covered Doc Zevon, the Indifferent Stare of a Former Lover

Stench: Dookie "Smell-So-Bad" Rodriguez

Spooky: Mark Meadows, the Hobo Who Wants Your Delicious Brains

Sleazy: Manuel Garcia, the Uncle Who's Not Really Your Uncle

Crimbo: Joy-to-the Franklinuvel "Sweet Tooth" Mistletoestringer

The Hoboverlord sez: Campfire, campfire, milk. Watch it... Wiggle the boxcar, wiggle the... boxcar.

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