| Normal: Bean-Hoarder Ludwig Brown, the Back-Alley Taxidermist Hot: Boiling Bix Harris Cold: Ice-Covered Doc Zevon, the Indifferent Stare of a Former Lover Stench: Dookie "Smell-So-Bad" Rodriguez Spooky: Mark Meadows, the Hobo Who Wants Your Delicious Brains Sleazy: Manuel Garcia, the Uncle Who's Not Really Your Uncle Crimbo: Joy-to-the Franklinuvel "Sweet Tooth" Mistletoestringer The Hoboverlord sez: Campfire, campfire, milk. Watch it... Wiggle the boxcar, wiggle the... boxcar. |