Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Orphaned Oliver "The Sloth" Miller, the Ornamentalist

Hot: Leroy "Acetylene" Sanford, the Human Flamethrower

Cold: Teeth-Chattering Giles Harris, the Shiverin' Shanker

Stench: Sewer-Dwelling Charlie Goodman

Spooky: Night of the Living Manuel, the Boogity Man

Sleazy: Risque Buck Garfield, the Free-Candy-Dispenser

Crimbo: Raphaeldir Turkeyblaster, the Tree Trimmer

The Hoboverlord sez: Which... egg? Tell me WHICH EGG. Lost the tables. Gustav Harris's GONNA BE mad.

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