Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Hoosegow Frederick Waldorf, the Railbender

Hot: Hot Clarence, the Cigar-Butt-Flicker

Cold: Iceberg Ulrich Stipe

Stench: Garbage Juice Stitch Steadwick, the Hobo Who Breaks Like the Wind

Spooky: Moe "Voodoo-doin'" Jones

Sleazy: Lecherous Andy Martin, the Inappropriate Kisser

Crimbo: Jolly Ol' Craigfindel "Chestnutter" Fruitcaker, the Crimbo Tradition

The Hoboverlord sez: Have you seen Mama? Where's my... MAILBOX?

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