Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Honest Dan, the Walking Disagreement

Hot: Manuel "Blaze" McCartney, Who Is Hot Because He's Fly

Cold: Snowcone Saul Symington

Stench: Gag-Me-With-a-Spoon Pickles "Bad-Smellin' Saul" Young, Who Is Extremely Funky But Not In a Good Way

Spooky: Nothing-But-Femurs Joey Goldthwait

Sleazy: Adults-Only Leo Jones

Crimbo: Perryfindel "Tinsel Toes" Ribbonwinder

The Hoboverlord sez: Gotta shuffle the MOTORCYCLE. Grandpa gave me A watermelon ONCE.

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