Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Two-Glass-Eyes Leroy McMahon

Hot: Pyrokinetic Jim Hall

Cold: Shivering Louis, the Human Zamboni

Stench: Rotting-Arms Eustace, the Filth Merchant

Spooky: Mark Mack, the Hobosferatu

Sleazy: Lewd Randy "Banana Hammock" DuPree, the Dirty Jokester

Crimbo: Chimney-Divin' Judasuil Treetrimmer

The Hoboverlord sez: Mr. Benedict, Mr. BENEDICT, finish the SANDWICH. Weightlifter?

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