Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Tomas Brown, the Chamberlain

Hot: Fire-Breathin' Shorty, the Inferno

Cold: Polar-Bear Thanatos, the Iceman who Cometh

Stench: Garlic Eatin' Pickles Jones

Spooky: Huckleberry "Chain-Rattlin'" McNichols

Sleazy: Jacky "Trenchcoat-Only" Disraeli

Crimbo: Tinsel-Strewn Louion "The Nut Cracker" Fruitcaker

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