Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Reynaldo Cartwright, the Gourmand

Hot: Fire-Juggling Leroy, the Hoboñero Jabo

Cold: P. D. Q. "Don't Get Your Tongue Stuck To Him" Taylor

Stench: Maybe-It's-Hormonal Shane "Awful Offal" Buck

Spooky: Steven "Lich Licker" Capulet

Sleazy: Lubed-Up Eddie "Ghastly" Washington

Crimbo: Zaxxonborn Kiteflyer, the Decorator

The Hoboverlord sez: Grumble... I'm LOOKING for Mama. Mumble mumble... Brrrrr... Little Sister gave me a icebox once.

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