Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Crummy Alvin "Metal Objects" Goldthwait, the Moistener

Hot: Still-On-Fire Carl, the Kid Whose Hair Is On Fire

Cold: Snowman-Makin' Enid Paulson, the Hobo-Shaped Ice Sculpture

Stench: Necrotic-Limb Claudius, the Human Compost Heap

Spooky: Nefarious Clayton, the Amateur Necromancer

Sleazy: Patrick "Rubber Novelty" Martinez

Crimbo: Holly Jolly Franklinos Stockingstuffer

The Hoboverlord sez: Icebox? Growl... The Pope's got a window.

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