Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Slim Adams, the Prodigal Halfwit

Hot: Hilary "Hot Sauce" Peterson, the Kid Whose Hair Is On Fire

Cold: Jonas "Icemaker" North

Stench: Steve Miller, the Filth Merchant

Spooky: Putrescent Carl Dunn

Sleazy: Roman-Hands T. J. Roosevelt

Crimbo: Jacklas "Candy Cane" Wreathweaver

The Hoboverlord sez: Avoid the wallpaper? Too MANY bananas.

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