Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Jokestealer Saul "Shuffleboard-Playin'" Berry, the Pumpkin-Patch Crooner

Hot: Pan-Fried Hubie Romero, the Free-Range Oven

Cold: Craine Steadwick, the Ice Cube Cowboy

Stench: Sewerbaby Hubie "Sir Reeksalot" Nichols

Spooky: Eerie R. J. Stemple, the Amateur Necromancer

Sleazy: Single-Entendre Shekky "Peeping Tom" Williams, the Guy Your Parents Were Specifically Referring To When They Said Not To Talk To Strangers

Crimbo: Horusbor Sleighbeller, the Sleigh Bell Ringer

The Hoboverlord sez: LOST the pork chops. Mama's GONNA be... mad. Hmmmmmmm... Trolley, trolley, campfire.

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