Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Leopard Print Riff Brown

Hot: Ricky "Afterburner" DuPree, the Man Who Burns Like Burning

Cold: Paco "Glacial" Young

Stench: Necrotic-Limb Willie "Baron von Stinkyfish" Stemple, the Dead Man, Judging by the Smell

Spooky: Zombified Wallace Robinson

Sleazy: Merle "Ghastly" Williams

Crimbo: Steveneri "The Fruitcaker" Belljingler

The Hoboverlord sez: Fafafa... TRAIN? Say... Table?

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