Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Uther Shafer, the Human Gizzard

Hot: P. T. "The Arsonist" Brown, the Heartburn Kid

Cold: Cold Feet Bill, the Hobo Who Looks a Bit Like a Penguin

Stench: Pippin "Gag-A-Maggot" Montague

Spooky: Nefarious Thad Benedict

Sleazy: Dirty Jokin' Stanley, Who Looks Down Your Shirt

Crimbo: Carolin' Manuelroth, the Carol Crooner

The Hoboverlord sez: Mumble... Windows. windows in the toybox. Mumble... Mumble... Play WITH the egg, play with the egg.

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