Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Max "Boxers" O'Kelly, the Hobo With Good Credit

Hot: Simon "The Arsonist" Easthouse

Cold: Yeti Frederick "Snowman" Taylor, the Cold Miser

Stench: Caboose-Fouling Ludwig, the Hobo Who Sleeps With the Pigs

Spooky: Dead Guy Maury "Screaming Meemie" Shafer, the Hobo of the Shadow of Death

Sleazy: X-Rated Red, the Pocket Pool Shark

Crimbo: Joeybimbor Wreathweaver, Who Lets It Snow

The Hoboverlord sez: Don't be a pastry. Look out... Don't be a circus.

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