Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Alan "Rock and a Hard Place" Tyler

Hot: Stephen "Firebird" O'Kelly

Cold: Polar Ollie Haskell

Stench: Garbage Juice Raphael Nite

Spooky: Bony Curly McNichols

Sleazy: Dunstan "Sweaty-Palms" Martinez

Crimbo: Claytonborn "Feast of Stephen" Stockingstuffer

The Hoboverlord sez: Where's my chair? Napoleon's got A chair.

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