Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Bell's-Palsy Charlie "Jetsam" Brown

Hot: Walter "Blaze" Pennington

Cold: Leo "Hypothermia" Durden

Stench: Charlie "Things That Smell Bad" Stipe

Spooky: Night of the Living Emil, the Sauntering Corpse

Sleazy: Morris McDurkee, the Moustache You Don't Trust

Crimbo: Festive Tedellas Wreathweaver

The Hoboverlord sez: Mailbox in the newspaper. Gotta pinch THE... table.

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