Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Extra-Skin Lonnie, the Jack Mormon

Hot: Still-On-Fire Mikhail, the Tabasco Man

Cold: Hubie "Don't Get Your Tongue Stuck To Him" Martinez, the Iceman who Cometh

Stench: Old Milk Harry Goldthwait

Spooky: Soulless Perry Nicholson, the Tap-Dancing Skeleton

Sleazy: Zaxxon "Pencil-Thin Mustache" DuPree

Crimbo: Dellas Bowtier, the Mistletoe Bandit

The Hoboverlord sez: I'M looking for Ed GARCIA. I know Dennis Mack. Fafafa...

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