| Normal: Gluttonous P. T. "Kobold Lips" Sullivan, the Bedazzler Hot: Scalding Doc, the Devil's Pitchfork Cold: Frozen-Drinks Vince, the Refrigerator Coil Stench: Unwashed Dunstan Durden, the Human Dung Beetle Spooky: Nightmare Yancy "Mass Grave" O'Reilly, the Hobosferatu Sleazy: Noam Des Moines, the Guy Who Was Kicked Out of the Frat House for Misogynistic Behavior Crimbo: Woodyras "All Cavities" Piebaker, the Crimbo Tradition The Hoboverlord sez: Where's my coat? BILL Jones? |