Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Jedediah "Soccer Balls" Franklin

Hot: Hothouse Harry, the Kid Whose Hair Is On Fire

Cold: Popsicle Jedediah "Black Ice" Buck, the Pennsylvania Snowman

Stench: Gangrene-Riddled Jonas, He Who Smelt It And Therefore Dealt It

Spooky: Uncanny-Valley Arthur, the Bony-Fingered Creep

Sleazy: Archie Johnson, Who Looks Down Your Shirt

Crimbo: Judasellas Piebaker, the Festively Festooned

The Hoboverlord sez: Watch it... Can't find... it. Can't find THE desk. ARE you Grandma? I know...

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