Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Thanatos "Cheese and Wine" Garfunkel

Hot: Torches-For-Hands Newton "The Flaming Flamer" Allen, the Tabasco Man

Cold: Roy Haggard, the Earl of Frostbite

Stench: Rotting-Arms Morgan Stipe, the Sewer-Bather

Spooky: Wade Benedict, the Boogity Man

Sleazy: Roman-Hands Rufus, the Dirty Jokester

Crimbo: Jinglin' Raphion "Sweet Tooth" Halldecker, Who Came Upon the Midnight Clear

The Hoboverlord sez: Too many EGGS. Tell me... Mumble mumble... I know Uncle... Giancarlo.

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