Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Earl "Dive Bar" Easthouse

Hot: Dunstan Walker, the Man Who Burns Like Burning

Cold: Cold Shoulders Todd Isaacson

Stench: Paper-Mill Paul Washington, the Human Paper Mill

Spooky: Quite Disturbing Walter Black

Sleazy: Heavy-Petting Leroy Waldorf, the Wolf-Whistler

Crimbo: Willarderi Piebaker, the Wreath Wrangler

The Hoboverlord sez: Gotta stab the junk. Mumble mumble... I POLISHED the bench, but I did not STEP ON the pastry. I know...

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