| Normal: Pontius "Margarine" Mack Hot: Napalm Shorty "Barbecue" O'Kelly, the Felonious Firebrand Cold: Fritz "Chilly Willy" Stipe, the Chilliest Hobo Stench: Swampwalkin' Floyd Anderson Spooky: Dan "Boo" Salisbury, Who Sings Nursery Rhymes in a High-Pitched Voice While Delicately Caressing a Straight Razor Sleazy: Lubed-Up Simon "Flagrant Jim" Shatner Crimbo: Yurios "Reindeer Gamer" Fudgeboxer The Hoboverlord sez: DON'T be a pork chop. Have you... seen GRANDPA? |