| Normal: Flour-Dusted Molly, the Fruit Pie Magician Hot: Frying-Pan Morgan "99.9 Fahrenheit Degrees" Haggard, Who Is Hot Because He's Fly Cold: Manny "Wind Chill" Allen Stench: Gangrene-Riddled Pontius, the Fustulent Crack Spooky: Isaiah McDurkee, the Autopsist Sleazy: Curly O'Reilly, the Guy Who Casually Brushes Up Against You Way Too Often for It to Be a Coincidence Crimbo: Mistle-toed Wemberlyrod "Candy Cane" Sauerkraut, the Holly Hanger The Hoboverlord sez: Where's Grandpa? Too many shirts. |