Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Dennis King, the Scoliosis Sufferer

Hot: Furnace-Face Alan Johnson, the Flame Belcher

Cold: Frozen Fingers Sven "Icicle" Rutgers, the Little Fonzie (And What's Fonzie Like?)

Stench: Nicky McNichols, the Hobo Who Breaks Like the Wind

Spooky: Bony Riff Harris

Sleazy: Not-Safe-For-Work Clayton, Who Looks Down Your Shirt

Crimbo: Chimney-Divin' Daddybimbor, the Sleigh Bell Ringer

The Hoboverlord sez: Are you Mrs. Hathaway? I know... Leonardo BELVEDERE'S got a MILK.

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