Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Clarence Young, the Explorer

Hot: Alistair "Several Hundred Degrees" Hathaway

Cold: Jake Tyler, the Dry Icicle

Stench: Morris "Poo-Gas" Salisbury, the Stankmaster

Spooky: Niles O'Mally, the Hobosferatu

Sleazy: Lewd Cal, the Peeping Tom

Crimbo: Nut-Crackin' Ulrichuil Teddystuffer, the Sugarplum Visionary

The Hoboverlord sez: I know Little Sister. Shhhhhh... I'm looking for Papa.

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