Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Gluttonous Eustace, the Minuscule

Hot: Staniel "Burn Ward" Brooks, the Inferno

Cold: Frozen Stan Brown

Stench: Enid "Poo-Flinger" Haskell, the Sewer-Bather

Spooky: Two-Feet-in-the-Grave Sting "Reaperman" Buck, the Dead Man Walking

Sleazy: Greased Ed, the Balding Guy with a Greasy Ponytail

Crimbo: Fritzdriel "Calendar Adventurer" Canecandier

The Hoboverlord sez: Desk, bench, desk. Don't be A campfire.

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