Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Collegeboy Newton Reynolds

Hot: Frying-Pan Ogilvy, the Kid Whose Hair Is On Fire

Cold: Cold Cold Horus White, the Ice Cube Cowboy

Stench: Raw Sewage Steven Rudd

Spooky: Rapidly Decomposing Glenn "Mass-Murderin'" O'Kelly, the Silent Hillbilly

Sleazy: Poultry-Chokin' Jack, the 32-Year-Old Guy At The Junior Prom

Crimbo: Have Yourself a Merry Little Pacoos Wenceslaus, the Bell Jingler

The Hoboverlord sez: Where's Harry Belvedere? Radish?

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