Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Amsterdam Bill Isaacson

Hot: Joey "Briquette" Smith, the Cigar-Butt-Flicker

Cold: Popsicle Alan Walker

Stench: Garbage Juice Todd, the Poopsmith

Spooky: Frankenstein's Ignatz Waldorf

Sleazy: Nude Morgan "Peeping Tom" O'Sullivan, the Bad Toucher

Crimbo: Gingerbread Dmitryuvel, the Wreath Wrangler

The Hoboverlord sez: Park the newspaper, park the newspaper. Careful... How many boxcars.

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