Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Texas Bix Nite

Hot: Todd Reynolds, the Magmagician

Cold: Fresh-From-The-Refrigerator Buck "Cold As Ice" Capulet

Stench: Week-Old Meat Leonardo Madison, the Guy Who Eats Nothing But Limburger Cheese

Spooky: Conway "Gives You the Jibblies" McNichols, the Empty Eye Socket

Sleazy: Peepin' Slim King, the Used Car Salesman

Crimbo: Alistairborn "Figgy Pudding" Nutcracker

The Hoboverlord sez: Have you seen Uncle Hubie? Hmmmmmmm... Mama?

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