Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Two-Headed Virgil "Multiple" Nelson, the President's Long-Lost Brother

Hot: Boiling Achilles Paulson, the Felonious Firebrand

Cold: Icicle Ricky Buck, the Dry Icicle

Stench: Garbage Juice Lewis "Nauseating Bouquet" Harrison

Spooky: Leonard "Creepy Jim" Paulson, the Eldritch Mist

Sleazy: Chuck Nelson, the Guy Your Parents Were Specifically Referring To When They Said Not To Talk To Strangers

Crimbo: Merry Harrydir, Who May Or May Not Be Home For Crimbo

The Hoboverlord sez: Lost... the cup OF coffee. Mama's gonna be mad. Say... Lost the mailbox. Grandma's GONNA be mad.

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