Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Cletus Allen, the Scratcher

Hot: Roy Westinghouse, the Man Who Feels Hot, Hot, Hot

Cold: Chilly Hubie, the Polar Hobo

Stench: Sewerbaby Manny Nichols

Spooky: Dead Guy Ryan, the Sauntering Corpse

Sleazy: Alan "Vaseline" Reynolds, the Human Stain

Crimbo: Cliveras "Five Gold Rings" Cookiebaker

The Hoboverlord sez: Don't tell Dave Garcia. Grumble... Which pastry? Tell me WHICH pastry.

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