Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: His Majesty Cholly Shannahan, the Very, Very Disturbed

Hot: Smokin' Molly "Magma" Belvedere

Cold: Ice-Covered Leo, the Indifferent Stare of a Former Lover

Stench: Unwashed Roy "Bad-Smellin' Saul" King

Spooky: Two-Feet-in-the-Grave Virgil Clark

Sleazy: Noah Buck, the "Special" Hugger

Crimbo: Wassailin' Nettleslas Turkeyblaster, the Gift Wrapper

The Hoboverlord sez: Too many shirts. Don't tell Benedict.

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