Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Riff "Powderpuff" Durden

Hot: Propane-Fueled Andy Jackson, the Guy Who Causes a Temperature-Related Desire to Remove All of One's Clothing

Cold: Charlie King, the Pennsylvania Snowman

Stench: Zaxxon "Rottencrotch" Harris

Spooky: Jacky "Jack Ketch" Zevon, Whose Clothes Are Made out of Suspiciously Pale Leather

Sleazy: Barney Madison, the Moustache-Waxer

Crimbo: Have Yourself a Merry Little Vincentborn, Who Is As Frightful As the Weather Outside

The Hoboverlord sez: Mama? Step ON the statue?

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