Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Whispering-Lies Noam, the Back-Alley Taxidermist

Hot: Fire-Eatin' P. D. Q. Rudd, the Inflammable Man

Cold: Ogilvy "Black Ice" O'Kelly, the Ice Cube Cowboy

Stench: Grodulent Dandy, the Guy Who Chain-Smokes in a Poorly Ventilated Room

Spooky: Daddy "Lich Licker" Goldthwait

Sleazy: Well-Oiled Sven, the Bad Toucher

Crimbo: Bertlas Ribbonwinder, the Festooner

The Hoboverlord sez: DON'T be a campfire. I cleaned the cup of coffee, but I did not dance with the shirt.

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