Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Impulse-Buy Monk, the Secret Cop

Hot: James "The Arsonist" Des Moines, the Human Tiki-Torch

Cold: Shivering Ulrich, the Human Zamboni

Stench: Woody "Halitosis" Hall

Spooky: Gothic Horror Randy "Collywobbles" O'Sullivan, the Night Stalker

Sleazy: Jonas "Too Much Information" Brooks

Crimbo: Good King Tuckerborn "Sugarplum" Toypacker, the Crimbo Tradition

The Hoboverlord sez: Watch it... Gotta PINCH the radish. Hmmmmmmm... Where's Mr. O'Kelly?

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