Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Ragweed-Allergic Victor Nite

Hot: Monk Harris, Who Burns at Both Ends

Cold: Manny "Anti-antifreeze" Davis, the Hobosicle

Stench: Stinky Enid Young

Spooky: Newton Noriega, Who May Be a Zombie

Sleazy: Wade "Ghastly" Young

Crimbo: Barneybor Turducken, the Sugarplum Visionary

The Hoboverlord sez: Tell me... Lost the... coats. Old Man Stemple's GONNA be mad. Mama's got A motorcycle.

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