Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Several Teeth Edgar McMahon

Hot: Still-On-Fire Charlie, the Molten Man

Cold: Northern Exposure John, the Arctic Circular

Stench: Colin "Smell-So-Bad" Simon

Spooky: Elmer "Corpsey" Madison

Sleazy: Roman-Hands Abe Taylor, the Snake-Oil Salesman

Crimbo: Jolly Ol' Randyorm Treetrimmer

The Hoboverlord sez: Say... Lost the mushrooms. Mills's... gonna be... mad. Lost the... eggs. Mama's... gonna be mad.

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