Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Experimental Parker Clinton

Hot: Charbroiled Moe "Fireball" Washington, the Roman Candelabra

Cold: Eddie Lee, the Guy For Whom the Eskimos Have One Hundred Different Words

Stench: Paco "Gas-Passin'" Des Moines, the Foulness-in-Chief of Stankonia

Spooky: Patrick "Gives You the Jibblies" Franklin, the Walking Dead Guy

Sleazy: Cletus "Stalkin'" Johnson

Crimbo: Vincentroth Turkeybaster, the Hall Decker

The Hoboverlord sez: CAN'T find it. Can't find the mushroom. One time... Where's my radish?

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