Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Impulse-Buy Rufus, the Patriarch

Hot: Charbroiled Colin, the Walking Sunburn

Cold: Del "The Polar Bear" McDonald

Stench: Wilbur "Loo Brush" O'Kelly

Spooky: Arthur "Creepy Jim" Buck, the Hobo Who Goes Bump in the Night

Sleazy: Larry Des Moines, the Balding Guy with a Greasy Ponytail

Crimbo: Fruitcake-Eatin' Hondoion "Pa-Rum-Pa-Pum-Pum" Giftwrapper, the Festively Festooned

The Hoboverlord sez: Watch it... I stole the EGG, but... I did not remember the telephone. MR. White's here.

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