Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Stephen McMahon, the Gnome Kicker

Hot: Boiling Clarence "Volcano" Thompson, the Cinder-Tosser

Cold: Carl "The Polar Bear" Johnson, the Liquid-Nitrogen Man

Stench: Unwashed Moe "The Walking Toilet" O'Kelly

Spooky: Slim Rodriguez, Undead Detective

Sleazy: Niles Zevon, the Moustache-Waxer

Crimbo: Floydroth "Tin Soldier" Cookiebaker

The Hoboverlord sez: Toybox? Telephone, telephone, porch swing. Mumble...

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