Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Maury "Turnpike" White, the Trainyard Aristotle

Hot: Hunka Hunka Burnin' Jethro "Embers" Brooks

Cold: Frozen-Drinks Mick "Yeti-Boy" Simon, the Indifferent Stare of a Former Lover

Stench: Tucker "Awful Offal" McDurkee, the Rotten-Egg-Tosser

Spooky: Dead Guy Joe Lennon, the Evil-Eyed

Sleazy: Nude Stevie, the Uncle Who's Not Really Your Uncle

Crimbo: Pine-Scented Elmerrod "Stuffed Stocking" Wreathweaver, the Sugarplum Visionary

The Hoboverlord sez: I played with the toybox, but I did not AVOID... the breakfast. Gotta wiggle the pastry.

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