Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Brokeback Opie "Fancypants" Tyler

Hot: Torches-For-Hands Diego, the Man Who Burns Like Burning

Cold: Frozen Duncan, the Indifferent Stare of a Former Lover

Stench: Wemberly "Bad-Smellin' Saul" Mott

Spooky: Frankenstein's Barney Draper, the Boogity Man

Sleazy: Isaiah "Ghastly" Jackson

Crimbo: Round Yon Elmerien Toypacker, the Gift Wrapper

The Hoboverlord sez: Have you seen Old Man Franklin? Careful... Wiggle the milk, wiggle the milk. Say...

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