Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Wade "Submariner" Washington

Hot: Jonsey McMahon, the Free-Range Oven

Cold: Joe "Frigid Jim" Young, the Arctic Tramp

Stench: Wemberly Nipperus, the Stankmaster

Spooky: Aldous "Old Scratch" Cartwright

Sleazy: Gavin "Small Hands" Waldorf

Crimbo: Reindeer-Taunting Edellas Turducken

The Hoboverlord sez: Can't find it. Can't find THE radio. Pork chops IN the circus. Psssst...

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