Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Pantless Del, Esq.

Hot: Hot Daddy Johnson

Cold: Polar Doc Smith, the Ice Cube Cowboy

Stench: Dungheap H. R., the Human Stinkbomb

Spooky: Frankenstein's Stanley "Voodoo-doin'" Berry, the Long, Red-Legged Scissor Man

Sleazy: Well-Oiled Brucie Washington

Crimbo: Gingerbread Hondobimbor "Tinsel Toes" Turkeybaster, the Holly Hanger

The Hoboverlord sez: Have you seen Grandpa? UNCLE Ted?

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