Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Amazin' Manny "Multiple" Clark, the Chamberlain

Hot: Manny Black, the Cigar-Butt-Flicker

Cold: Polar Marlon Shatner

Stench: Nasty-Smellin' Noah Madison

Spooky: Nothing-But-Femurs Clayton, the Dancin' Corpse

Sleazy: Lubed-Up Sam O'Reilly

Crimbo: Toddbor Wenceslaus, the Gift Wrapper

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