Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Ponytail Harold Davis

Hot: Flame-Throwin' J. B. Anderson, the Inferno

Cold: Chilly Dave, the Indifferent Stare of a Former Lover

Stench: Stinky Ol' Eddie Bush

Spooky: T. J. "Corpsey" Allen

Sleazy: Poultry-Chokin' Buck Waldorf

Crimbo: Pine-Scented Moebimbor, the Snowman Builder

The Hoboverlord sez: Circus? Remember the statue, remember the statue. Mumble...

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