Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Forgot-His-PIN Clyde Jones, the Docent

Hot: Fire-Breathin' Willie Young

Cold: Iceberg Oliver Benedict

Stench: Niles "Rottencrotch" Williams, the Hobo of Eternal Stench

Spooky: Holden Salisbury, the Crypt Creeper

Sleazy: Greased Parker "Flagrant Jim" Black, the Peeping Tom

Crimbo: Reindeer-Taunting Vinnieorm "Puddin'" Navidad, the Little Drummer Boy

The Hoboverlord sez: I'm... looking for Old Man King. Where's my wallpaper? Brrrrr...

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