Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Freddy "Petunia" Lewis

Hot: Thousand-Suns Steven "The Vermin Igniter" Woodward, the Sweltering Sauna Sitter

Cold: Icecubes Maury, the Shiverin' Shanker

Stench: Dungheap Staniel, the Sultan of Stink

Spooky: Jim "Screaming Meemie" Goodman

Sleazy: Walter "Overshare" Jones

Crimbo: Peterrond "Teddybear" Sleighbeller, the Bell Jingler

The Hoboverlord sez: Do... you KNOW... Mama? Watch out!... I'm looking for Little... Sister.

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