Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Sam "Margarine" Wilson, the Prosthetic Hobo

Hot: Diego Martinez, the Kid Whose Hair Is On Fire

Cold: Yeti Emil, the Fallen Snow-Angel

Stench: Cholly Clinton, the Odoriffic

Spooky: Conway "Screaming Meemie" Walker

Sleazy: Quinn Robinson, the Guy Your Parents Were Specifically Referring To When They Said Not To Talk To Strangers

Crimbo: Candy-Munchin' Diegoborn, the Merry Gentleman

The Hoboverlord sez: Tell me... Where's my window? I know... Pocketknife, pocketknife, radish.

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