Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Big-Tipper Ollie "Margarine" Symington, the Merovingian

Hot: R. T. "Hot Sauce" Davis

Cold: Steve Mott, the Hobosicle

Stench: Outhouse Zane Madison

Spooky: Bill Clark, the Galloping Ghoul

Sleazy: Ludwig Nichols, the "Special" Hugger

Crimbo: Alanrod Sleighbeller, the Mistletoe Bandit

The Hoboverlord sez: It's NAPOLEON, Napoleon is... Do you KNOW The... Pope?

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