Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Jocko Pennington, the Lumberjack

Hot: Ike Woodward, the Molten Man

Cold: R. T. "Iceberg" Reagan

Stench: Stenchmaster Newton O'Mally

Spooky: Oliver "Soulless" Anderson

Sleazy: Too-Much-Pomade Byron "Furtive" McNichols, the Guy Your Parents Were Specifically Referring To When They Said Not To Talk To Strangers

Crimbo: Bowl-Full-of-Jelly Calwen, Who Lets It Snow

The Hoboverlord sez: Mama? Fafafa... Brrrrr... Grandma's here.

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