Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Thanatos "Cheeseburger" Martin, the Hobo Einstein

Hot: Volcanic Alan "Burn Ward" White

Cold: Kelly DuPree, the World's Most Violent Eskimo

Stench: Paper-Mill Thanatos Jackson, the Nose Exploder

Spooky: Conway "Soulless" Young, the Cemetery Casanova

Sleazy: Hilary Garfunkel, the Free-Candy-Dispenser

Crimbo: Douglasron "Hot Cocoa" Horsecarver, the Little Drummer Boy

The Hoboverlord sez: Napoleon, Napoleon, step on the icebox. Can't find it. Can't find the wallpaper.

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