Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Sting "Spider" Walker

Hot: Earth's Core Willie "The Flamer" Garcia, the Human Barbecue

Cold: Frigid P. D. Q. Lennon

Stench: Trashcan Newton Young

Spooky: Rapidly Decomposing Red Jones

Sleazy: Panting Jacky, the Bottom Pincher

Crimbo: Chestnut-Roastin' Victoruvel "Mincemeat" Canecandier, the Sleigh Bell Polisher

The Hoboverlord sez: Sandwich? Too many motorcycles.

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