Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Hard-Flossing Horus "Fast Fingers" Des Moines, the Patriarch

Hot: Scorchmarks Patrick "Firebrand" Bush, the Walking Stove

Cold: Clyde Tyler, the Pennsylvania Snowman

Stench: Morris "Bad-Smellin' Saul" Thompson

Spooky: Cemetery-Skulkin' Jedediah "Heebie-Jeebies" Wallace

Sleazy: Tongue Wagglin' Ludwig, the Furtive Glance

Crimbo: Maxdir Treetrimmer, Who May Or May Not Be Home For Crimbo

The Hoboverlord sez: Pocketknife. pocketknife in the newspaper. Little Sister's got A shirt.

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