Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Patrick "Powderpuff" Peterson

Hot: Opie "The Flamer" Roosevelt

Cold: Glacier Thanatos "Really Cold Extremities" Berry, the Little Fonzie (And What's Fonzie Like?)

Stench: Parker Durden, the Sewer-Bather

Spooky: Clancy Brown, the Hockey-Masked Marauder

Sleazy: Moist Shemp Taylor, the Midnight Groper

Crimbo: Carolin' Ludwigeri Fruitcaker

The Hoboverlord sez: Gotta EAT the telephone. Where's my mailbox?

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