Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Senator Joey "Spider" North, the Tree Surgeon

Hot: Tucker "Acetylene Jim" McMahon

Cold: Huckleberry "Ice Nine" Belvedere, the Iceman who Cometh

Stench: Sy Madison, the Smelliest Hobo In the World, Probably

Spooky: Skeletal Shane "Mass-Murderin'" Young, the Black-Eyed, Pasty Asian Kid

Sleazy: Lewd Judas Isaacson

Crimbo: Jackyborn "Candy Cane" Dolldresser, the Sugarplum Visionary

The Hoboverlord sez: Where's Pickles O'Mally? Train, train, circus.

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