Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Eddie O'Mally, the Gentleman

Hot: Fire-Juggling Dwight Miller, Who Burns at Both Ends

Cold: Iceberg Hilary, the Human Icebox

Stench: Nettles "Stinkyfeet" Peterson, the Dumpster Sleeper

Spooky: Spooky Dennis, Who Sings Nursery Rhymes in a High-Pitched Voice While Delicately Caressing a Straight Razor

Sleazy: Lewd-Behavin' Alvin, the Bottom Pincher

Crimbo: Zaxxondriel Kiteflyer, the Snowman Builder

The Hoboverlord sez: Lamp, lamp, train. Where's Mrs. Nipperus? Watch out!...

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