Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Byron "Pew-Pew-Pew" Stemple

Hot: Scalding Davenport "The Bunsen Burner" Westinghouse, the Dry Heat

Cold: Meriadoc Martinez, the Polar Ice Capped

Stench: Filth-Covered Steve Young

Spooky: Coffin-Breath Cletus, Who Hides In The Shadows

Sleazy: Adult Bookstore Alistair "Trans-Fat" Haskell

Crimbo: Wassailin' Gavinrond "The Fruitcaker" Toypacker, the Gaily Appareled

The Hoboverlord sez: Remember the table, remember the table. Grumble... Lost THE weightlifters. Grandma's... gonna be mad.

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