Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Impetigo Shane Paulson

Hot: Abe "Smolderin' Doug" Salisbury, the Sterno Connoisseur

Cold: Snowflake Dennis "Ice Storm" Paulson, the Hobo-Shaped Ice Sculpture

Stench: Raw Sewage Harry Martinez

Spooky: Bad Dream Lou Taylor

Sleazy: X-Rated Gavin, the Guy Who Works the Ferris Wheel at the County Fair

Crimbo: O Holy Brucieellas "Chestnutter" Ribbonwinder

The Hoboverlord sez: I'm looking for Napoleon. Shhhhhh... Trolleys. trolleys... in the desk.

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