Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Half-Dollar Noah, Who Isn't Right in the Head

Hot: Hot Ignatz Johnson

Cold: Chilly Harold Haskell

Stench: Dungheap Bert, the Foul

Spooky: Gothic Horror Ferris Paulson, the Tap-Dancing Skeleton

Sleazy: Indecent Leonardo Harris

Crimbo: Merry Billy Bobroth, the Nutty as a Fruit Cake

The Hoboverlord sez: SHIRT? Hmmmmmmm... Don't be A boxcar.

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