Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: No-Banjo Diego "Slow Dance" Hernandez

Hot: Steam-Powered Uther "The Back Burner" Des Moines, the Sidewalk Egg-Fryer

Cold: Blizzard Diego "Brainfreeze" Johnson

Stench: Maybe-It's-Hormonal Ed, the Human Dung Beetle

Spooky: Mitch Garfield, the Evil-Eyed

Sleazy: Stan Garfield, the Too-Slow Streaker

Crimbo: Chestnut-Roastin' Jackwen Mistletoestringer

The Hoboverlord sez: Sandwich in the newspaper. Tell me... Don't... tell Uncle Timmy.

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