Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Palindromic Paco "The Repeat Offender" Reynolds

Hot: Hair-on-Fire Willie McCartney

Cold: Jack "The Polar Bear" Pennington, the Earl of Frostbite

Stench: Swampwalkin' Giles, the Human Dung Beetle

Spooky: Uncanny Alan Taylor

Sleazy: Ryan "Sleazebox" Moore

Crimbo: Eustacerond "Feast of Stephen" Toypacker, the Festively Festooned

The Hoboverlord sez: Hall gave ME a banana once. WHERE'S my train?

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