Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: R. J. "The Sloth" Adams

Hot: Fireball Jim, Who Burns at Both Ends

Cold: Teeth-Chattering Andy Harrison

Stench: Stenchmaster Boris, the Human Stinkbomb

Spooky: Dead-eyed Byron Sullivan, the Eldritch Mist

Sleazy: Adults-Only Ralph "Stalkin'" Davis

Crimbo: Yancyion "The Fruitcaker" Giftwrapper, Who Got Run Over By a Reindeer

The Hoboverlord sez: SHEMP Martinez, Shemp Martinez, DANCE with the junks. Growl... I know Napoleon.

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