| Normal: Shorty "Dart-Hurling" McCartney Hot: Holden "Fahrenheit 151" Pennington Cold: Shivering Bert Miller Stench: Foul-Smelling R. J. Washington Spooky: Manny "Abracadaver" Adams Sleazy: Uncensored Ignatz "Overshare" Thompson, the Inappropriate Crimbo: Have Yourself a Merry Little Alexbimbor, the Festively Festooned The Hoboverlord sez: Mutter... Mama, Mama, forget the circus. Mutter... Park the campfire, park the campfire. |