| Normal: Judge Dookie "Kobold Lips" McCartney, the Rich Man's Poor Man Hot: Smokin' Yuri Garcia, the Felonious Firebrand Cold: Avalanche Dave "Don't Get Your Tongue Stuck To Him" Dunn Stench: Maybe-It's-Hormonal Doc "Underarms" Rutgers, the Hobo Who Sleeps With the Pigs Spooky: Alan "Gives You the Jibblies" Berry, Who Sings Nursery Rhymes in a High-Pitched Voice While Delicately Caressing a Straight Razor Sleazy: Judas Nelson, the Guy Who Was Kicked Out of the Frat House for Misogynistic Behavior Crimbo: Gift-Wrappin' Pippinien, Who May Or May Not Be Home For Crimbo The Hoboverlord sez: Psssst... Where's my pocketknife? I know Mrs. Simon. Fafafa... |