Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Bayesian Tucker, Who Isn't Right in the Head

Hot: Uther Thomas, the Magmagician

Cold: Fresh-From-The-Refrigerator Mitch Allen, the Indifferent Stare of a Former Lover

Stench: Jethro Smith, the Hobo Who Doesn't Have the Sense to Disregard His Own Feces

Spooky: Night of the Living Buck Spitzner, the Fingerbone Collector

Sleazy: Stevie Woodward, the Moustache You Don't Trust

Crimbo: Have Yourself a Merry Little Martinuil Cookiebaker

The Hoboverlord sez: Milk, milk, mailbox. WHERE'S Napoleon?

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