Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Double Stuff Simon, the Aristocrat

Hot: Scorchmarks Brendan Garcia

Cold: Icicle Marlon, the Too-Cold Ice Baby

Stench: Halitosis Shorty, the Filth Merchant

Spooky: Horrifying Eustace, the Hobo of the Shadow of Death

Sleazy: Uther "Astro-Glide" Nichols

Crimbo: Davebimbor Ribbonwinder, the Gift Wrapper

The Hoboverlord sez: Psssst... Are you Grandma? Gotta stab the desk. Grumble...

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