Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Hard-Flossing Fritz Davis, the Back-Alley Taxidermist

Hot: Fire-Juggling Johnny, the Inferno

Cold: Hondo "Liquid Nitrogen" Meadows, the World's Most Violent Eskimo

Stench: Old Milk Dandy, the Filthy

Spooky: Scary P. D. Q., the Haunted Hobo

Sleazy: Well-Oiled Dennis "Lingering Hug" Smith

Crimbo: Silent-Night Terryion "Sweet Teeth" Horsecarver, the Sleigh Bell Ringer

The Hoboverlord sez: Where's... Little Sister? Careful... Where's Mama?

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