| Normal: Dunstan Johnson, the Hairless Hot: Zaxxon "Arson" Montague Cold: P. T. "Wind Chill" O'Kelly, the Refrigerator Coil Stench: Maybe-It's-Hormonal Mitch "Sulfur-Eatin'" Nite, the Man Who Should Probably Change His Underwear, Like, Now Spooky: Putrefying Manny Rutgers Sleazy: Carl "Trans-Fat" Pennington, the Guy Who Casually Brushes Up Against You Way Too Often for It to Be a Coincidence Crimbo: Wassailin' Billy Bobuil, the Polar Expressionist The Hoboverlord sez: Mushrooms? Gotta wiggle the pork chop. |