Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Clarence "Mac" White

Hot: Fire-Breathin' Frederick "The Bunsen Burner" Belvedere, the Sweltering Sauna Sitter

Cold: Gustav "Chilly Willy" Dunn

Stench: Flatulent Horus, the Fustulent Crack

Spooky: Reasonably Frightening Nick "Boo" Brown

Sleazy: Paul "Stalkin'" Smith

Crimbo: Cookie-Bakin' Clarencerod Teddystuffer

The Hoboverlord sez: How many radish. Have you SEEN Grandpa?

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