Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Romeo "Taco" Westinghouse, the Vestigial Man

Hot: Ulrich Clinton, Who Burns at Both Ends

Cold: Dunstan "Iceberg" Shatner

Stench: Garlic Eatin' Sven Noriega

Spooky: Roy "Heebie-Jeebies" Peterson

Sleazy: Euphemism Thad "Banana Hammock" Nipperus, the Liplickin' Perv

Crimbo: Candy-Munchin' Pacoion, the Decorator

The Hoboverlord sez: Don't... be a banana. Which coat? Tell me which coat.

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