Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Bayesian Judas Draper

Hot: Hunka Hunka Burnin' Noah Disraeli

Cold: Northern Exposure Del Shatner, the Dry Icicle

Stench: Sewer-Dwelling Walter, He Who Smelt It And Therefore Dealt It

Spooky: Huckleberry "Mass Grave" Harris, Whose Clothes Are Made out of Suspiciously Pale Leather

Sleazy: Oleaginous Carl "Panty-Thief" Thompson, the Snake-Oil Salesman

Crimbo: Malvoliodreth "Five Gold Rings" Horsecarver

The Hoboverlord sez: Lost... the pork chops. The Pope's gonna be mad. Old... MAN Rutgers, Old Man Rutgers, SHUFFLE the milks.

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