Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Moe "Kobold Lips" Thomas

Hot: Fritz Spitzner, the Inferno

Cold: Ice-Water-For-Blood Mark "Ice Storm" Huxtable

Stench: Morris "Underarms" Buck

Spooky: Coffin-Breath Slim "Ghoulicious" O'Kelly, the Tommyknocker Man

Sleazy: Billy Bob "Pomade" Smith

Crimbo: Claudiusfindel "Sugar-plums" Wreathweaver

The Hoboverlord sez: EAT the radio? Lost THE coats. Old Man Easthouse's gonna BE mad. Mutter...

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