Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Unsteady Dwight "High School Sweetheart" Thompson

Hot: Earth's Core Louis Black, the Hoboñero Jabo

Cold: Paco Reagan, the Little Fonzie (And What's Fonzie Like?)

Stench: Brucie Stemple, the Nonbather

Spooky: Quite Disturbing Woody, the Black-Eyed, Pasty Asian Kid

Sleazy: Risque Woody "Peeping Tom" Romero, the Guy Who Does Not Have a Pencil in His Pocket

Crimbo: Chimney-Divin' Claytonellas Jackintheboxer, Who Is As Frightful As the Weather Outside

The Hoboverlord sez: Too many TOYBOX. Don't be a cup of... coffee.

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