Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: J. B. "Soccer Balls" Draper, the Personal Trainer

Hot: Lewis Williams, the Inferno

Cold: Perry Goodman, the Ice Cube Cowboy

Stench: Awful Stench Duncan, the Nonbather

Spooky: Coffin-Breath Slim "Boo" Taylor

Sleazy: Leonardo "Ghastly" Benedict

Crimbo: Tender and Mild Ignatzlas Cookiebaker

The Hoboverlord sez: Don't be a circus. MOTORCYCLES. motorcycles in... the radio.

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