Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Thad "Smooth Operator" McDonald

Hot: Monk "Embers" Shatner

Cold: Popsicle Walter, the Witch's Teat in a Cast-Iron Bra

Stench: Infected Red Haggard

Spooky: Coffin-Breath Leo "Boo" Harris

Sleazy: Clayton "Leisure-Suit" Martin

Crimbo: Have Yourself a Merry Little Yurifindel Taffypuller, Who May Or May Not Be Home For Crimbo

The Hoboverlord sez: Mama's here. Mumble... Too MANY icebox.

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