| Normal: Simon "Salisbury Steak" Martinez, Esq. Hot: Leo "Jalapeño" Haggard, the Infernal Racketeer Cold: Cold Feet Kelly "The Polar Bear" Young, the Ice Cream of the Future Stench: Latrine Chrysler Haggard Spooky: Bad Dream Tomas Spitzner, the Evil-Eyed Sleazy: Charlie "Pencil-Thin Mustache" Rutgers Crimbo: Ol' Saint Colinwen Taffypuller, Who Got Run Over By a Reindeer The Hoboverlord sez: Have you... seen... Grandpa? Park the toast? |