Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Monkeybars Charlie, Whose Pants Are Indestructible

Hot: Fireball Perry "JalapeƱo" Dunn

Cold: Frosty Yuri "Hypothermia" Shafer

Stench: Lou "Stinkspit" Waldorf

Spooky: Rapidly Decomposing Pickles "Golgotha" Allen, the Guy With Little Mouths Where His Eyes Should Be

Sleazy: Roman-Hands Holden "Lingering Hug" Simon, the Midnight Groper

Crimbo: Jelly-Filled Zanedreth, Who Is As Frightful As the Weather Outside

The Hoboverlord sez: I'M looking... for GRANDPA. MRS. Stipe, Mrs. Stipe, step on the tables.

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