Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Tooth-And-Nail Mikhail Thompson

Hot: Victor Lewis, the Red-Hot Poker

Cold: Glacier Jedediah Garfield

Stench: Necrotic-Limb Frederick, the Human Dung Beetle

Spooky: Quite Disturbing Jocko "Jack Ketch" Berry

Sleazy: Russian-Fingers Alvin Goldthwait

Crimbo: Wassailin' Huckleberrybor Turkeybaster, Who Is As Frightful As the Weather Outside

The Hoboverlord sez: Fafafa... Uncle Wade gave me a statue once. I rode the banana, but I did not park the bench. Grumble...

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