Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Gin-Bucket Joey "Cheese and Wine" Romero

Hot: Patrick "Afterburner" Disraeli

Cold: Molly Nicholson, the Shiverin' Shanker

Stench: Gag-Me-With-a-Spoon Brucie, the Human Compost Heap

Spooky: Unearthly Emil, the Hook-Handed Lurker

Sleazy: Grant "Furtive" McCartney

Crimbo: Andrebor Toypacker, the Nutty as a Fruit Cake

The Hoboverlord sez: Little Sister gave me... a pork chop once. I know... Remember the motorcycle, remember the motorcycle.

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