Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Boxcar Giancarlo Washington

Hot: Ricky Wilson, the Heartburn Kid

Cold: Icecubes Del "Icicle" Goodman

Stench: Compost Andy "No Soap, Thank You" Lee

Spooky: Nightmare Glenn "Graverobber" Lee, the Haunted Hobo

Sleazy: Adults-Only Clayton Wallace

Crimbo: Tinsel-Strewn Alexbor Figgypudding

The Hoboverlord sez: Where's MAMA? Dance with the chair?

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