Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Food-Eating Maury Meadows

Hot: Propane-Fueled Holden Clinton, the Walking Sunburn

Cold: Frigid Alex "Snowflake" Paulson

Stench: Manuel McDurkee, the Guy Who Chain-Smokes in a Poorly Ventilated Room

Spooky: Jocko "Heebie-Jeebies" Reagan, the Shambling Man

Sleazy: Assless-Chaps Shorty Davis, the Uncle Who's Not Really Your Uncle

Crimbo: Jingle-Bell-Rockin' Travisfindel "Boston Charlie" Stockingstuffer, the Sleigh Bell Polisher

The Hoboverlord sez: Don't be a radish. Tell me... Lost the statues. Grandma's gonna be MAD.

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