Meet the Hobos
(special thanks to John Hodgman)

Normal: Ponytail Ted Lewis

Hot: Manuel "Embers" Harrison, the Man Who Burns Like Burning

Cold: Fresh-From-The-Refrigerator Reynaldo, the Earl of Frostbite

Stench: Pickles Spitzner, He Who Smelt It And Therefore Dealt It

Spooky: Ryan "Reaperman" Williams

Sleazy: Not-Safe-For-Work Slim "Nipple Ring" Clinton, the Cameraphone Panty-shot Taker

Crimbo: Clancyien "Silent Night" Taffypuller

The Hoboverlord sez: Tell me... Old MAN Taylor's here. Psssst... Where's my sandwich?

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