| Due to a misunderstanding, your wife enrolled you in Zevroozlchester Wizard School at a young age. (You were actually just interested in keeping pigeons in your pockets.) Still, you graduated with high marks, and set out on your first adventure as a full-fledged Wizard. You headed off into the wild wilderness of Glameroth in search of adventure, and upon your arrival at the great city of Eggshire you heard a town crier shouting about how the the blacksmith's bright-eyed half-brother had been kidnapped by kobolds, and the massive reward for their rescue. Not wanting to get in the way of the plot railroad, you set out on your new quest. There was no drama in the LBC until you got lost in a tomb -- all the walls looked exactly the same! You did find a sweet handaxe +1 in a flesh golem's lair, though, and were able to intimidate some jocks into telling you where their boss's hideout was. Right before they stabbed you in the ear. Nevertheless, you fought your way through evil overlord's strip mall, dispatching gnolls left and right, and finally arrived at the throne room of the Fire Warrior Savageulna. After a long and dramatic battle, you plunged your scythe into his ankle. The entire dungeon unexpectedly began to collapse as soon as the evil jerk was dead, but you managed to escape with your life, and claimed your reward from the grateful people of Claremont.
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