| It was hard growing up as a farmhand's son in the tiny hamlet of Molehill, in the land of Crunkleford. The other children mocked you because of your glasses and asthma, but you would have the last laugh when you grew up to be a mighty Wizard! (Which you did.) You rode into the city of Claremont, and met a shadowy stranger in a hooded cloak who was sitting in the corner of the local bar. He told you about the legendary Silver Shark of Shuntington, which is rumored to be hidden in an ancient strip mall near the village of Dropseat, and promised you a hefty fee if you could bring it to him. Figuring he wouldn't offer you the quest if it weren't level-appropriate, you readily agreed. Everything was going great up until the part where you found yourself trapped between a lava pool and a gelatinous cube, with a owlbear bearing down upon you. That strawberry was pretty delicious, but it's didn't really make up for the damage to your ear. Nevertheless, you fought your way through evil overlord's sewer, dispatching dark elves left and right, and finally arrived at the throne room of the Shadow Lord Dragonforbidden. After a long and dramatic battle, you plunged your knife into his leg. The entire dungeon unexpectedly began to collapse as soon as the evil wierdo was dead, but you managed to escape with your life, and claimed your reward from the grateful people of Hamonrye.
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