| You grew up on the full streets of the great Amber City, where contrary to popular belief, the streets are mainly paved with horse dung. Well, at least in your neighborhood. Small wonder you grew up to be a professional Thief. Your life changed one day, changed irrevocably -- and perhaps not for the better -- when you were wandering down the quaint bucolic dusty paths of the tiny farming village of Deaf Chicken. There, you met an inkeeper's homely roommate, who gave you broad hints as to the last known location of the long-lost Azure Albatross. Recognizing the street value of such a rare treasure, you set off to find it. You were doing really well up until the part where you found yourself trapped between a sphere of annihilation and a meat grinder, with a carrion crawler bearing down upon you. That strawberry was pretty delicious, but it's didn't really make up for the damage to your foot. Fortunately, "giving up" isn't in your dictionary (probably because it's two words), so you persevered. You fought your way through countless dark elves and goblins -- even a gazebo! But eventually you found the lair of the sinister Blood Wizard Splitforgotten, and were able to defeat him by knocking him into a vending machine with a lucky critical hit. Bruised but successful, you made it back to the nearby city of Reeves and claimed your reward.
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