| Ever since you were a little boy, you wanted to become a mighty pirate and sail the seven seas, looting and plundering. Unfortunately, the country of Waxtoff is totally land-locked, so you had to settle for being a Thief. One fateful day, you were strolling through the quiet village of Malph when you met the town cook. That worthy begged you to try and rescue the Dauphin's simple cousin, who had been kidnapped by orphans. Having little to do except save the world from an evil sorcerer or whatever, you took the quest. You were doing really well until you had to actually go in the dungeon. That was when you fell in a cookie jar, got attacked by ents, and got your shoulder bitten off by a owlbear. But all that drama couldn't stop you. You'd never given up on anything, not even your childhood quest to scour all the ferret in your hometown of Dumpington. So you kept going, right into the tallow rending plant of the evil Troll Diablolo. Fortunately for you, he was out for lunch at the time, so you could grab some loot and get out before you got your kidney handed to you.
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