| Lacking the patience to be a Mage and the brawn to be a Fighter, you decided to be the next best thing: a professional chef. Sadly, your recipe for grilled pizza rolls was unappreciated by the plebes in your tiny hometown of Spazmotic, so you became a professional Thief instead. Your life changed one day, changed irrevocably -- and perhaps not for the better -- when you were wandering down the quaint bucolic dusty paths of the tiny farming village of Sto Lat. There, you met the Grand Vizier's sexy nephew, who gave you broad hints as to the last known location of the long-lost Amber Elephant. Recognizing the street value of such a rare treasure, you set off to find it. You were rocking the house at first, but you didn't expect to have to bareknuckle-fight all those kobolds. That bulette picked the total worst time to eat your flail. However, you managed to overcome the odds (and your injuries), and after a lengthy crawl through a tomb infested with indigent native tribesmen, you finally came upon the lair of the Shadow Knight Poisonsun, who was guarding the object of your quest. The evil fiend fell before your mace, and the land was finally free of his foul shenanigans. You made your way back to civilization, and basked in the glory of your success (and the reward money).
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