| After the entire village of Dumpington was murdered, including your mom and uncle, you vowed to get your revenge. You became a mighty Fighter, albeit one who was easily distracted by sidequests. You headed off into the wild wilderness of Calamaria in search of adventure, and upon your arrival at the great city of New Brunswick you heard a town crier shouting about how the the Sultan's quarter-witted stepchild had been kidnapped by jocks, and the massive reward for their rescue. Not wanting to get in the way of the plot railroad, you set out on your new quest. You were doing a awesome job until you had to actually go in the dungeon. That was when you fell in a awkward conversation, got attacked by orcs, and got your thigh bitten off by a flesh golem. You holed up in a small storeroom with a lockable door, and spent several weeks resting until your hitpoints were back to full. Then, keeping a careful eye out for goblins, you made your way to the lair of Demon Lord Frazool and the object of your quest. You thought he nearly had you when he summoned a foul owlbear to his aid, but you put paid to the beast with your brass knuckles and knocked the villain screaming into a vending machine with a well-placed kick to the bung. At last, the treasure was yours!
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