| Ever since you were a little boy, you wanted to become a mighty pirate and sail the seven seas, looting and plundering. Unfortunately, the country of Burblegroat is totally land-locked, so you had to settle for being a Thief. As luck would have it, as you were passing through the land of Routh, you stopped at the inn in the quiet hamlet of Piehole, and heard the local stableboy talking about the ancient tomb that the town had (perhaps ill-advisedly) been built next to, and the fantastic Gold Idol of Diabolico that was purported to be hidden there. Without bothering to ask why nobody had managed to recover it already, you set out on your very first quest. You had a good handle on it until you got attacked by more jerks than you could handle. You were lucky to get out of there with your neck intact! However, you managed to overcome the odds (and your injuries), and after a lengthy crawl through a sewer infested with dire dwarves, you finally came upon the lair of the Vampire Sorcerer Englebert, who was guarding the object of your quest. The evil fiend fell before your morningstar, and the land was finally free of his foul shenanigans. You made your way back to civilization, and basked in the glory of your success (and the reward money).
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