| As a baby you were stolen from your parents by a band of hobos and raised in a dark and wild mineshaft. They regarded you as one of their own, but the time came for you to make your own name as a professional Thief. Your life changed one day, changed irrevocably -- and perhaps not for the better -- when you were wandering down the quaint bucolic dusty paths of the tiny farming village of Cowpat. There, you met the Earl of Crunkleford's underdeveloped homie, who gave you broad hints as to the last known location of the long-lost Sapphire Cat. Recognizing the street value of such a rare treasure, you set off to find it. You weren't having any problems until you got attacked by more tramps than you could handle. You were lucky to get out of there with your leg intact! However, you managed to overcome the odds (and your injuries), and after a lengthy crawl through a dungeon infested with tramps, you finally came upon the lair of the Skull Lord Dragonlittle, who was guarding the object of your quest. The evil fiend fell before your footaxe, and the land was finally free of his foul shenanigans. You made your way back to civilization, and basked in the glory of your success (and the reward money).
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