Even though you were a bright-eyed child, you always wanted to become a Fighter, like your father and his father before him. You got your wish when your hometown of Dumpington was attacked by a horde of Death Tigers. You got your shoulder handed to you, but it cemented your desire to fight.

You rode into the city of Taintingham, and met a shadowy stranger in a hooded cloak who was sitting in the corner of the local bar. He told you about the legendary Amethyst Giraffe of Limberford, which is rumored to be hidden in an ancient pyramid near the village of Pittsburgh, and promised you a hefty fee if you could bring it to him. Figuring he wouldn't offer you the quest if it weren't level-appropriate, you readily agreed.

There was no drama in the LBC until you got your elbow caught in a swinging razor-sharp pendulum and had to gnaw it off to escape. Fortunately, you don't need that to be a hero... but you will sort of miss it.

However, you managed to overcome the odds (and your injuries), and after a lengthy crawl through a crypt infested with kobolds, you finally came upon the lair of the Devil Warrior Goldthwait, who was guarding the object of your quest. The evil fiend fell before your shiv, and the land was finally free of his foul shenanigans. You made your way back to civilization, and basked in the glory of your success (and the reward money).

Loot:endless flagon of gangster mead
shiv of amazing mediocrity
origami brass knuckles of jerk slaying

Another!