| Due to a misunderstanding, your mother enrolled you in Zevroozlchester Wizard School at a young age. (You were actually just interested in pulling rabbits out of hats.) Still, you graduated with high marks, and set out on your first adventure as a full-fledged Wizard. As luck would have it, as you were passing through the land of Farnsworthington, you stopped at the inn in the quiet hamlet of Mondale, and heard the local serf talking about the ancient sewer that the town had (perhaps ill-advisedly) been built next to, and the fantastic Diamond Idol of Krampus that was purported to be hidden there. Without bothering to ask why nobody had managed to recover it already, you set out on your very first quest. You were rocking the house but then you wandered into a room totally full of thieves, plus a horse, which is weird because you would have figured they'd have killed each other. They made a pretty good attempt at killing you, though. You holed up in a small storeroom with a lockable door, and spent several weeks resting until your hitpoints were back to full. Then, keeping a careful eye out for badgers, you made your way to the lair of Demon Knight Blackfist and the object of your quest. You thought he nearly had you when he summoned a foul mind flayer to his aid, but you put paid to the beast with your brass knuckles and knocked the villain screaming into a swinging razor-sharp pendulum with a well-placed kick to the eye. At last, the treasure was yours!
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