| Ever since you were a child in the meager village of Bobcat, you wanted to become a great Wizard and learn the great mysteries of the universe, such as what the last digit of pi is. The answer turned out to not be very interesting, but by that time you were a Wizard anyway. You rode into the city of Brazzleton, and met a shadowy stranger in a hooded cloak who was sitting in the corner of the local bar. He told you about the legendary Topaz Cat of Swampleton, which is rumored to be hidden in an ancient sewer near the village of Flytrap, and promised you a hefty fee if you could bring it to him. Figuring he wouldn't offer you the quest if it weren't level-appropriate, you readily agreed. It wasn't a thing but then you wandered into a room totally full of gypsies, plus a mimic, which is weird because you would have figured they'd have killed each other. They made a pretty good attempt at killing you, though. But all that drama couldn't stop you. You'd never given up on anything, not even your childhood quest to rake all the dog in your hometown of Dogspittle. So you kept going, right into the brewery of the evil Lord Hasslehoff. Fortunately for you, he was out for lunch at the time, so you could grab some loot and get out before you got your head handed to you.
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