| Due to a misunderstanding, your girlfriend enrolled you in Phleberron Wizard School at a young age. (You were actually just interested in learning how to deal from the bottom of the deck.) Still, you graduated with high marks, and set out on your first adventure as a full-fledged Wizard. You headed off into the wild wilderness of Shaffly-on-Surrey in search of adventure, and upon your arrival at the great city of Bacon you heard a town crier shouting about how the the blacksmith's ugly daughter had been kidnapped by thieves, and the massive reward for their rescue. Not wanting to get in the way of the plot railroad, you set out on your new quest. At first it was a real breeze, until you got your ear caught in a swinging razor-sharp pendulum and had to gnaw it off to escape. Fortunately, you don't need that to be a hero... but you will sort of miss it. But, unwilling to let that keep you from glory, you gritted your teeth and wielded your mace, and cut your way through the hordes of orcs that stood between you and your goal. At last you found the lair of Demon Necromancer Screamhold, who quite unexpectedly turned out to be your long-lost niece, but you killed the freak anyway. And thus was the land freed from tyranny, and you earned yourself a fat reward!
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