| After your quiet hometown of Mudhole was attacked by jerks and, despite your young age, you were forced to take up arms to defend it, you decided that the life of a Fighter was the life you were looking for. It would be a long and difficult road, but it sure beat the heck out of being a midwife like your dad wanted. As you wandered the back alleys of Dogspittle (and let's face it, most of that place is back alleys), a hand covered your mouth while a blade pushed gently at your ribs. You let yourself be dragged into a pitch-dark abandoned pig stable. A sultry female voice introduced herself as Black Dark blood. She asked you to undertake a quest to recover an inkeeper's lost Vietnamese pot-bellied pig, Cuddleface. Reasoning it was the best quest you'd get until you leveled up a bit, you agreed to help. You were rocking the house until you had to actually go in the dungeon. That was when you fell in a lava pool, got attacked by barbarians, and got your leg bitten off by a hellhound. But, unwilling to let that keep you from glory, you gritted your teeth and wielded your 10' pole, and cut your way through the hordes of kobolds that stood between you and your goal. At last you found the lair of Vampire Sorcerer Diablolo, who quite unexpectedly turned out to be your long-lost son, but you killed the poseur anyway. And thus was the land freed from tyranny, and you earned yourself a fat reward!
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