| Even though you were a nubile child, you always wanted to become a Fighter, like your father and his father before him. You got your wish when your hometown of Malph was attacked by a horde of Shadow Squirrels. You got your lower back handed to you, but it cemented your desire to fight. As luck would have it, you found yourself wandering through the sleepy village of Sudoku just as the village people (you know, the construction worker, the cop, the Indian) were beset by the evil Sorcerer Dave, who had poisoned the town's sugar glider population. Against your better judgment (and with the hope of fat loot to come), you agreed to try and bring the villain to justice. It was pretty easy, but then you wandered into a room totally full of thieves, plus a bugbear, which is weird because you would have figured they'd have killed each other. They made a pretty good attempt at killing you, though. However, you managed to overcome the odds (and your injuries), and after a lengthy crawl through a crypt infested with accountants, you finally came upon the lair of the Grim Necromancer Goldthwait, who was guarding the object of your quest. The evil fiend fell before your sack of doorknobs, and the land was finally free of his foul shenanigans. You made your way back to civilization, and basked in the glory of your success (and the reward money).
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