| After the entire village of Sudoku was murdered, including your girlfriend and brother, you vowed to get your revenge. You became a mighty Fighter, albeit one who was easily distracted by sidequests. As luck would have it, as you were passing through the land of Ov'reezy, you stopped at the inn in the quiet hamlet of Pig-in-a-Poke, and heard the local blacksmith talking about the ancient ruin that the town had (perhaps ill-advisedly) been built next to, and the fantastic Diamond Idol of Arc'klor that was purported to be hidden there. Without bothering to ask why nobody had managed to recover it already, you set out on your very first quest. You were rocking the house until you got attacked by more tramps than you could handle. You were lucky to get out of there with your eye intact! You holed up in a small storeroom with a lockable door, and spent several weeks resting until your hitpoints were back to full. Then, keeping a careful eye out for dark elves, you made your way to the lair of Shadow Sorcerer Englebert and the object of your quest. You thought he nearly had you when he summoned a foul mind flayer to his aid, but you put paid to the beast with your teddy bear and knocked the villain screaming into a meat grinder with a well-placed kick to the shoulder. At last, the treasure was yours!
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