| As a baby you were stolen from your parents by a band of accountants and raised in a dark and wild cave. They regarded you as one of their own, but the time came for you to make your own name as a professional Thief. Your life changed one day, changed irrevocably -- and perhaps not for the better -- when you were wandering down the quaint bucolic dusty paths of the tiny farming village of Cheddarwurst. There, you met the Earl of Brazzleton's squat nephew, who gave you broad hints as to the last known location of the long-lost Silver Moose. Recognizing the street value of such a rare treasure, you set off to find it. You were doing a good job until you got lost in a tomb -- all the walls looked exactly the same! You did find a sweet mace +1 in a hellhound's lair, though, and were able to intimidate some dark elves into telling you where their boss's hideout was. Right before they stabbed you in the foot. However, you managed to overcome the odds (and your injuries), and after a lengthy crawl through a crypt infested with thieves, you finally came upon the lair of the Ice Sorcerer Blackfist, who was guarding the object of your quest. The evil fiend fell before your Greyhawk Army knife, and the land was finally free of his foul shenanigans. You made your way back to civilization, and basked in the glory of your success (and the reward money).
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