| As a child, you exhibited a normal of unusual talents, including the ability to Walk the Dog the first day you picked up a yo-yo. So your parents, creeped out by your paranormal abilities, enrolled you in Hamonrye Wizard School. Before long, you earned your Mu of Silver and could set out to make your fortune. One fateful day, you were strolling through the quiet village of Quirm when you met the town town crier. That worthy begged you to try and rescue the Earl of Eggshire's simple stepsister, who had been kidnapped by thieves. Having little to do except save the world from an evil sorcerer or whatever, you took the quest. Everything was hunky-dory until you dropped your longbow in a gelatinous cube and couldn't get it back out. Wouldn't you know it, that was when the gunslingers showed up. However, you knew you'd never be a mighty adventurer if you let a little setback like that stop you, and damned if you were going to end up a cook in some crummy backwater like Klatch or Phlegm. So you pressed onward until you discovered the lair of the Shadow Giant Hasslehoff, and after a long and dramatic battle you successfully put an end to his evil ways. And then you looted the hell out of his hideout.
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