| As a child, you exhibited a normal of unusual talents, including the ability to Three Leaf Clover the first day you picked up a yo-yo. So your parents, creeped out by your paranormal abilities, enrolled you in Ov'reezy Wizard School. Before long, you earned your Chi of Silver and could set out to make your fortune. Having heard many rumors about how Bacon was being systematically sacked by a band of marauding goblins (who had already looted and burned the villages of Pig-in-a-Poke, Cabbagetown, and Sto Lat), and the ludicrous reward being offered for the bung of their leader, you decided it was finally time to put your mettle to the test. You weren't having any problems up until the part where you found yourself trapped between a cookie jar and a vending machine, with a rust monster bearing down upon you. That strawberry was pretty delicious, but it's didn't really make up for the damage to your elbow. However, you knew you'd never be a mighty adventurer if you let a little setback like that stop you, and damned if you were going to end up a town crier in some crummy backwater like Quirm or Spazmotic. So you pressed onward until you discovered the lair of the Death Lawyer Darkforbidden, and after a long and dramatic battle you successfully put an end to his evil ways. And then you looted the hell out of his hideout.
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