| You grew up on the gross streets of the great Diamond City, where contrary to popular belief, the streets are mainly paved with horse dung. Well, at least in your neighborhood. Small wonder you grew up to be a professional Thief. As you wandered the back alleys of Mondale (and let's face it, most of that place is back alleys), a hand covered your mouth while a blade pushed gently at your ribs. You let yourself be dragged into a pitch-dark abandoned tannery. A sultry female voice introduced herself as Ruby Dread wyrm. She asked you to undertake a quest to recover a knight's lost hamster, Mrs. Snuggleface. Reasoning it was the best quest you'd get until you leveled up a bit, you agreed to help. Everything was going great but then you wandered into a room totally full of gangsters, plus a lich, which is weird because you would have figured they'd have killed each other. They made a pretty good attempt at killing you, though. Fortunately, "giving up" isn't in your dictionary (probably because it's two words), so you persevered. You fought your way through countless gangsters and hobos -- even a teal slaad! But eventually you found the lair of the sinister Dark Troll Warskull, and were able to defeat him by knocking him into a gelatinous cube with a lucky critical hit. Bruised but successful, you made it back to the nearby city of Waxtoff and claimed your reward.
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