| You always knew that the village of Foobar wasn't big enough for you -- after all, it was just the one hut, and it was a small one. So, when you came of age, you decided to make a name for yourself as a Fighter. (You parents never gave you a name. You were hoping for "Moe".) One fateful day, you were strolling through the quiet village of Cold Crick when you met the town barber. That worthy begged you to try and rescue the Earl of Cavill's raven-haired uncle, who had been kidnapped by thieves. Having little to do except save the world from an evil sorcerer or whatever, you took the quest. There was no drama in the LBC but you soon were confounded by a fiendish mine crafting puzzle, and by the time you figured out to solve it, you were disappointed as an underfed mongoose. Nevertheless, you fought your way through evil overlord's tower, dispatching orphans left and right, and finally arrived at the throne room of the Death Barbarian Wrathmaster. After a long and dramatic battle, you plunged your sack of doorknobs into his groin. The entire dungeon unexpectedly began to collapse as soon as the evil idiot was dead, but you managed to escape with your life, and claimed your reward from the grateful people of Bacon.
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