| Ever since you were a little boy, you wanted to become a mighty pirate and sail the seven seas, looting and plundering. Unfortunately, the country of Coney Island is totally land-locked, so you had to settle for being a Thief. In the fiefdom of Wibbleford, in the unpleasant-smelling backwater of Flytrap, you found an inn with cheap tequiza and spent the night carousing. There, you heard a tale of the forgotten treasure of the Emerald Forests, lost for ages during the time of the great cataclysm. You decided to seek the treasure yourself, heedless of the literal mountain of skeletons of those who had tried before you. There was no drama in the LBC until you dropped your nunchuks in a gelatinous cube and couldn't get it back out. Wouldn't you know it, that was when the gypsies showed up. You holed up in a small storeroom with a lockable door, and spent several weeks resting until your hitpoints were back to full. Then, keeping a careful eye out for skeletons, you made your way to the lair of Grim Lord Krampus and the object of your quest. You thought he nearly had you when he summoned a foul gazebo to his aid, but you put paid to the beast with your spear and knocked the villain screaming into a gelatinous cube with a well-placed kick to the head. At last, the treasure was yours!
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