| After the entire village of Hamlet was murdered, including your sister and grandpa, you vowed to get your revenge. You became a mighty Fighter, albeit one who was easily distracted by sidequests. At the tiny tavern on the outskirts of the Village of Hamlet, you were trapped in a conversation with a man who had clearly had more than his fill of micheladas. He told you about the great plague of frogs that had beset the entire region of Burblegroat, and of the rumor that the evil Warrior Englebert was the source of the unpleasantness. You resolved to find the villain and dispatch him, mostly to get the drunk guy to shut up. You weren't having any problems until you had to fend off half a dozen gangsters with your lower back trapped in a meat grinder. Fortunately, most of them ran away when the beholder showed up, and you played dead until it left. That's not very heroic, but hey, it worked. But, unwilling to let that keep you from glory, you gritted your teeth and wielded your battleaxe, and cut your way through the hordes of hobos that stood between you and your goal. At last you found the lair of Fire King Frazool, who quite unexpectedly turned out to be your long-lost stepsister, but you killed the yokel anyway. And thus was the land freed from tyranny, and you earned yourself a fat reward!
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