| Ever since you were a child in the meager village of Hamlet, you wanted to become a great Wizard and learn the great mysteries of the universe, such as what happens to that missing sock. The answer turned out to not be very interesting, but by that time you were a Wizard anyway. You headed off into the wild wilderness of Bale in search of adventure, and upon your arrival at the great city of Eggshire you heard a town crier shouting about how the an inkeeper's underdeveloped homie had been kidnapped by tramps, and the massive reward for their rescue. Not wanting to get in the way of the plot railroad, you set out on your new quest. At first it was a real breeze, until you got your knee caught in a meat grinder and had to gnaw it off to escape. Fortunately, you don't need that to be a hero... but you will sort of miss it. However, you managed to overcome the odds (and your injuries), and after a lengthy crawl through a tomb infested with gunslingers, you finally came upon the lair of the Blood Warrior Grindcarve, who was guarding the object of your quest. The evil fiend fell before your entrenching tool, and the land was finally free of his foul shenanigans. You made your way back to civilization, and basked in the glory of your success (and the reward money).
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