| It was hard growing up as a milkmaid's son in the tiny hamlet of Foobar, in the land of Prefectford. The other children mocked you because of your glasses and asthma, but you would have the last laugh when you grew up to be a mighty Wizard! (Which you did.) As you wandered the back alleys of Dumpington (and let's face it, most of that place is back alleys), a hand covered your mouth while a blade pushed gently at your ribs. You let yourself be dragged into a pitch-dark abandoned comic shop. A sultry female voice introduced herself as Ruby Blood maw. She asked you to undertake a quest to recover the Grand Vizier's lost dog, Snuggleface. Reasoning it was the best quest you'd get until you leveled up a bit, you agreed to help. You were doing a wicked job at first, but you didn't expect to have to bareknuckle-fight all those thieves. That beholder picked the total worst time to eat your pike. But all that drama couldn't stop you. You'd never given up on anything, not even your childhood quest to rake all the earwig in your hometown of Dogspittle. So you kept going, right into the pig stable of the evil Sorcerer Goldthwait. Fortunately for you, he was out for lunch at the time, so you could grab some loot and get out before you got your head handed to you.
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