Inspired by the great deeds of your mother, Khaki Baker, you knew from an early age you wanted to be a Fighter. After a scant 6 years of training, you were finally ready to seek your fortune in the large, indifferent world.

In the fiefdom of Marmosettia, in the unpleasant-smelling backwater of Pittsburgh, you found an inn with cheap zima and spent the night carousing. There, you heard a tale of the forgotten treasure of the Azure Forests, lost for ages during the time of the great cataclysm. You decided to seek the treasure yourself, heedless of the literal mountain of skeletons of those who had tried before you.

At first it was a real breeze, until you had to actually go in the dungeon. That was when you fell in a sphere of annihilation, got attacked by lizardmen, and got your eye bitten off by a owlbear.

Fortunately, "giving up" isn't in your dictionary (probably because it's two words), so you persevered. You fought your way through countless gypsies and hobgoblins -- even a owlbear! But eventually you found the lair of the sinister Black Warlock Mephistor, and were able to defeat him by knocking him into a beartrap with a lucky critical hit. Bruised but successful, you made it back to the nearby city of Flabbernathy and claimed your reward.

Loot:scythe of bewildering irascibility
leather leather mace of ent slaying
entrenching tool of mediocrity

Another!