| Lacking the patience to be a Mage and the brawn to be a Fighter, you decided to be the next best thing: a professional chef. Sadly, your recipe for blanched creamed rhubarb was unappreciated by the plebes in your tiny hometown of Pig-in-a-Poke, so you became a professional Thief instead. You rode into the city of Taintingham, and met a shadowy stranger in a hooded cloak who was sitting in the corner of the local bar. He told you about the legendary Gold Bear of Farnsworthington, which is rumored to be hidden in an ancient dungeon near the village of Buttole, and promised you a hefty fee if you could bring it to him. Figuring he wouldn't offer you the quest if it weren't level-appropriate, you readily agreed. It was pretty easy, until you had to actually go in the dungeon. That was when you fell in a crocodile's mouth, got attacked by ents, and got your throat bitten off by a gazebo. However, you managed to overcome the odds (and your injuries), and after a lengthy crawl through a tomb infested with hobos, you finally came upon the lair of the Dragon Warlock Badfella, who was guarding the object of your quest. The evil fiend fell before your handaxe, and the land was finally free of his foul shenanigans. You made your way back to civilization, and basked in the glory of your success (and the reward money).
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