| When you were growing up in the little town of Sudoku, you always wanted to be a mighty Fireman. You ended up being a Fighter instead, because you didn't have the right prime requisites. Your life changed one day, changed irrevocably -- and perhaps not for the better -- when you were wandering down the quaint bucolic dusty paths of the tiny farming village of Cowpat. There, you met the Sultan's red-headed son, who gave you broad hints as to the last known location of the long-lost Sapphire Polar bear. Recognizing the street value of such a rare treasure, you set off to find it. It wasn't a thing until you dropped your Greyhawk Army knife in a antlion pit and couldn't get it back out. Wouldn't you know it, that was when the gunslingers showed up. Fortunately, "giving up" isn't in your dictionary (probably because it's two words), so you persevered. You fought your way through countless bullywugs and bandits -- even a flesh golem! But eventually you found the lair of the sinister Fire Sorcerer Goldthwait, and were able to defeat him by knocking him into a awkward conversation with a lucky critical hit. Bruised but successful, you made it back to the nearby city of Flabbernathy and claimed your reward.
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