| At an early age, you were apprenticed to the Great Wizard Uther, but you grew tired of having to muck out the floors and scour the alchemical equipment day in and day out. So, you stole a spellbook and took off to become a Wizard on your own. You rode into the city of Eggshire, and met a shadowy stranger in a hooded cloak who was sitting in the corner of the local bar. He told you about the legendary Amethyst Hamster of Nickelodeon, which is rumored to be hidden in an ancient sewer near the village of Morpork, and promised you a hefty fee if you could bring it to him. Figuring he wouldn't offer you the quest if it weren't level-appropriate, you readily agreed. You were doing really well until you got your skull caught in a cookie jar and had to gnaw it off to escape. Fortunately, you don't need that to be a hero... but you will sort of miss it. Fortunately, "giving up" isn't in your dictionary (probably because it's two words), so you persevered. You fought your way through countless bandits and dark elves -- even a roper! But eventually you found the lair of the sinister Black Barbarian Diablolo, and were able to defeat him by knocking him into a vending machine with a lucky critical hit. Bruised but successful, you made it back to the nearby city of Gallston and claimed your reward.
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