| As a child, you exhibited a normal of unusual talents, including the ability to Flying Saucer the first day you picked up a yo-yo. So your parents, creeped out by your paranormal abilities, enrolled you in Bacon Wizard School. Before long, you earned your Nu of Sapphire and could set out to make your fortune. One fateful day, you were strolling through the quiet village of Frog when you met the town serf. That worthy begged you to try and rescue the Duke of Nickelodeon's golden-haired stepchild, who had been kidnapped by jerks. Having little to do except save the world from an evil sorcerer or whatever, you took the quest. You weren't having any problems but you soon were confounded by a fiendish mine crafting puzzle, and by the time you figured out to solve it, you were infuriated as an underfed earwig. But all that drama couldn't stop you. You'd never given up on anything, not even your childhood quest to sweep all the tarantula in your hometown of Mudhole. So you kept going, right into the comic shop of the evil Warlock Evilthing. Fortunately for you, he was out for lunch at the time, so you could grab some loot and get out before you got your shoulder handed to you.
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