| At an early age, you were apprenticed to the Great Wizard Garrett, but you grew tired of having to groom the floors and shine the alchemical equipment day in and day out. So, you stole a spellbook and took off to become a Wizard on your own. At the tiny tavern on the outskirts of the Village of Buttole, you were trapped in a conversation with a man who had clearly had more than his fill of barley pop. He told you about the great plague of salamanders that had beset the entire region of Kilmer, and of the rumor that the evil Lord Woundstrong was the source of the unpleasantness. You resolved to find the villain and dispatch him, mostly to get the drunk guy to shut up. There was no drama in the LBC until you got attacked by more gangsters than you could handle. You were lucky to get out of there with your foot intact! Bruised but unbroken, you readied your teddy bear and marched forth into the darkness, where you were immediately captured by the Death Necromancer Xxyrg's army of comely lizardmen. They hauled you before their master, but got bored and wandered off during his long gloating speech. Seeing your chance, you pushed the evil creep into his own cookie jar, and escaped to claim your reward from the grateful people of Nickelodeon.
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