| After your quiet hometown of Foobar was attacked by dire dwarves and, despite your young age, you were forced to take up arms to defend it, you decided that the life of a Fighter was the life you were looking for. It would be a long and difficult road, but it sure beat the heck out of being a "seamstress" like your grandpa wanted. You headed off into the wild wilderness of Bacon in search of adventure, and upon your arrival at the great city of Farnsworthington you heard a town crier shouting about how the the Dauphin's squat cousin had been kidnapped by skeletons, and the massive reward for their rescue. Not wanting to get in the way of the plot railroad, you set out on your new quest. You were kickin' ass and chewin' bubblegum until you dropped your staff in a lava pool and couldn't get it back out. Wouldn't you know it, that was when the ents showed up. You holed up in a small storeroom with a lockable door, and spent several weeks resting until your hitpoints were back to full. Then, keeping a careful eye out for hobgoblins, you made your way to the lair of Devil Knight Grunwold and the object of your quest. You thought he nearly had you when he summoned a foul beholder to his aid, but you put paid to the beast with your flail and knocked the villain screaming into a antlion pit with a well-placed kick to the thigh. At last, the treasure was yours!
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