| Inspired by the great deeds of your mother, Mauve Price, you knew from an early age you wanted to be a Fighter. After a scant 14 years of training, you were finally ready to seek your fortune in the large, indifferent world. You rode into the city of Blurstishire, and met a shadowy stranger in a hooded cloak who was sitting in the corner of the local bar. He told you about the legendary Emerald Bat of Prefectford, which is rumored to be hidden in an ancient tomb near the village of Quirm, and promised you a hefty fee if you could bring it to him. Figuring he wouldn't offer you the quest if it weren't level-appropriate, you readily agreed. You weren't having any problems up until the part where you found yourself trapped between a gelatinous cube and a meat grinder, with a mind flayer bearing down upon you. That strawberry was pretty delicious, but it's didn't really make up for the damage to your throat. Nevertheless, you fought your way through evil overlord's tower, dispatching gunslingers left and right, and finally arrived at the throne room of the Grim Knight Gashsternum. After a long and dramatic battle, you plunged your crossbow into his kidney. The entire dungeon unexpectedly began to collapse as soon as the evil twit was dead, but you managed to escape with your life, and claimed your reward from the grateful people of Prefectford.
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