| You grew up the son of a village idiot, but decided such a profession was lacking in excitement. After much hard training, (if you never do cartwheels again, it'll be too soon) you finally became a mighty Fighter. You rode into the city of Llewllamarall, and met a shadowy stranger in a hooded cloak who was sitting in the corner of the local bar. He told you about the legendary Gold Gorilla of Reeves, which is rumored to be hidden in an ancient ruin near the village of Mondale, and promised you a hefty fee if you could bring it to him. Figuring he wouldn't offer you the quest if it weren't level-appropriate, you readily agreed. You had a good handle on it until you had to actually go in the dungeon. That was when you fell in a beartrap, got attacked by jerks, and got your throat bitten off by a gazebo. But, unwilling to let that keep you from glory, you gritted your teeth and wielded your handaxe, and cut your way through the hordes of orphans that stood between you and your goal. At last you found the lair of Dark Giant Diabolicus, who quite unexpectedly turned out to be your long-lost homie, but you killed the slack-jawed yokel anyway. And thus was the land freed from tyranny, and you earned yourself a fat reward!
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