| After your quiet hometown of Cold Crick was attacked by barbarians and, despite your young age, you were forced to take up arms to defend it, you decided that the life of a Fighter was the life you were looking for. It would be a long and difficult road, but it sure beat the heck out of being a farmhand like your grandpa wanted. As luck would have it, you found yourself wandering through the sleepy village of Whacking just as the village people (you know, the construction worker, the cop, the Indian) were beset by the evil Overlord Unpleasantor, who had poisoned the town's budgie population. Against your better judgment (and with the hope of fat loot to come), you agreed to try and bring the villain to justice. There was no drama in the LBC but then you wandered into a room totally full of skeletons, plus a mind flayer, which is weird because you would have figured they'd have killed each other. They made a pretty good attempt at killing you, though. But, unwilling to let that keep you from glory, you gritted your teeth and wielded your club, and cut your way through the hordes of goblins that stood between you and your goal. At last you found the lair of Horror Knight Demonlittle, who quite unexpectedly turned out to be your long-lost stepchild, but you killed the fatty anyway. And thus was the land freed from tyranny, and you earned yourself a fat reward!
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