| As a child, you exhibited a normal of unusual talents, including the ability to Barrel Roll the first day you picked up a yo-yo. So your parents, creeped out by your paranormal abilities, enrolled you in Eggshire Wizard School. Before long, you earned your Beta of Ruby and could set out to make your fortune. At the tiny tavern on the outskirts of the Village of Deaf Chicken, you were trapped in a conversation with a man who had clearly had more than his fill of micheladas. He told you about the great plague of dogs that had beset the entire region of Stoatsford, and of the rumor that the evil Devil Lord Slashblade was the source of the unpleasantness. You resolved to find the villain and dispatch him, mostly to get the drunk guy to shut up. You were rocking the house until you had to actually go in the dungeon. That was when you fell in a vending machine, got attacked by desperados, and got your arm bitten off by a roper. However, you managed to overcome the odds (and your injuries), and after a lengthy crawl through a dungeon infested with jocks, you finally came upon the lair of the Shadow Devil Lord Blackfist, who was guarding the object of your quest. The evil fiend fell before your entrenching tool, and the land was finally free of his foul shenanigans. You made your way back to civilization, and basked in the glory of your success (and the reward money).
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