| As a baby you were stolen from your parents by a band of gypsies and raised in a dark and wild mansion. They regarded you as one of their own, but the time came for you to make your own name as a professional Thief. You rode into the city of Farc'b'n, and met a shadowy stranger in a hooded cloak who was sitting in the corner of the local bar. He told you about the legendary Amber Duck of Burglechester, which is rumored to be hidden in an ancient necropolis near the village of Pig-in-a-Poke, and promised you a hefty fee if you could bring it to him. Figuring he wouldn't offer you the quest if it weren't level-appropriate, you readily agreed. Everything was going great until you had to actually go in the dungeon. That was when you fell in a iron maiden, got attacked by hobgoblins, and got your kidney bitten off by a mimic. Nevertheless, you fought your way through evil overlord's necropolis, dispatching thieves left and right, and finally arrived at the throne room of the Shadow Knight Unpleasantor. After a long and dramatic battle, you plunged your dagger into his foot. The entire dungeon unexpectedly began to collapse as soon as the evil asshat was dead, but you managed to escape with your life, and claimed your reward from the grateful people of Febreezia.
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