| Ever since you were a child in the meager village of Sto Lat, you wanted to become a great Wizard and learn the great mysteries of the universe, such as who invented the paperclip. The answer turned out to not be very interesting, but by that time you were a Wizard anyway. As luck would have it, you found yourself wandering through the sleepy village of Cabbagetown just as the village people (you know, the construction worker, the cop, the Indian) were beset by the evil Lawyer Diablolo, who had poisoned the town's goldfish population. Against your better judgment (and with the hope of fat loot to come), you agreed to try and bring the villain to justice. Everything was going great until you had to actually go in the dungeon. That was when you fell in a gelatinous cube, got attacked by accountants, and got your skull bitten off by a bulette. But all that drama couldn't stop you. You'd never given up on anything, not even your childhood quest to mop all the guinea pig in your hometown of Madlib. So you kept going, right into the haberdashery of the evil Warrior Fangtibia. Fortunately for you, he was out for lunch at the time, so you could grab some loot and get out before you got your leg handed to you.
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