| It was hard growing up as a blacksmith's son in the tiny hamlet of Spazmotic, in the land of Nickelodeon. The other children mocked you because of your glasses and asthma, but you would have the last laugh when you grew up to be a mighty Wizard! (Which you did.) You rode into the city of Febreezia, and met a shadowy stranger in a hooded cloak who was sitting in the corner of the local bar. He told you about the legendary Topaz Gorilla of Blurstishire, which is rumored to be hidden in an ancient tomb near the village of Piehole, and promised you a hefty fee if you could bring it to him. Figuring he wouldn't offer you the quest if it weren't level-appropriate, you readily agreed. Everything was going great until you got your arse caught in a sphere of annihilation and had to gnaw it off to escape. Fortunately, you don't need that to be a hero... but you will sort of miss it. But all that drama couldn't stop you. You'd never given up on anything, not even your childhood quest to feed all the weasel in your hometown of Klatch. So you kept going, right into the library of the evil Necromancer Arc'klor. Fortunately for you, he was out for lunch at the time, so you could grab some loot and get out before you got your skull handed to you.
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