| As a baby you were stolen from your parents by a band of gunslingers and raised in a dark and wild mansion. They regarded you as one of their own, but the time came for you to make your own name as a professional Thief. Having heard many rumors about how Reeves was being systematically sacked by a band of marauding hobos (who had already looted and burned the villages of Dogspittle, Foobar, and Bobcat), and the ludicrous reward being offered for the calf of their leader, you decided it was finally time to put your mettle to the test. Everything was hunky-dory until you got attacked by more bandits than you could handle. You were lucky to get out of there with your lower back intact! Nevertheless, you fought your way through evil overlord's crypt, dispatching lizardmen left and right, and finally arrived at the throne room of the Death Knight Dave. After a long and dramatic battle, you plunged your "Rod of Lordly Might" (if you know what I mean) into his calf. The entire dungeon unexpectedly began to collapse as soon as the evil dork was dead, but you managed to escape with your life, and claimed your reward from the grateful people of Shuntington.
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