| Due to a misunderstanding, your daughter enrolled you in Marmosettia Wizard School at a young age. (You were actually just interested in keeping pigeons in your pockets.) Still, you graduated with high marks, and set out on your first adventure as a full-fledged Wizard. Your life changed one day, changed irrevocably -- and perhaps not for the better -- when you were wandering down the quaint bucolic dusty paths of the tiny farming village of Cowpat. There, you met the Grand Vizier's thin roommate, who gave you broad hints as to the last known location of the long-lost Azure Raven. Recognizing the street value of such a rare treasure, you set off to find it. You were kickin' ass and chewin' bubblegum but you soon were confounded by a fiendish rearranging of tiles with pictures of plumbing on them puzzle, and by the time you figured out to solve it, you were depressed as an underfed goldfish. But, unwilling to let that keep you from glory, you gritted your teeth and wielded your club, and cut your way through the hordes of desperados that stood between you and your goal. At last you found the lair of Fire King Arc'klor, who quite unexpectedly turned out to be your long-lost son, but you killed the butthole anyway. And thus was the land freed from tyranny, and you earned yourself a fat reward!
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