| You grew up the son of a village idiot, but decided such a profession was lacking in excitement. After much hard training, (if you never spin again, it'll be too soon) you finally became a mighty Fighter. One fateful day, you were strolling through the quiet village of Sudoku when you met the town milkmaid. That worthy begged you to try and rescue the blacksmith's sexy son, who had been kidnapped by lizardmen. Having little to do except save the world from an evil sorcerer or whatever, you took the quest. There was no drama in the LBC until you got lost in a ruin -- all the walls looked exactly the same! You did find a sweet longbow +1 in a turquoise slaad's lair, though, and were able to intimidate some indigent native tribesmen into telling you where their boss's hideout was. Right before they stabbed you in the bung. However, you managed to overcome the odds (and your injuries), and after a lengthy crawl through a strip mall infested with hobos, you finally came upon the lair of the Frost Sorcerer Morgar, who was guarding the object of your quest. The evil fiend fell before your sword, and the land was finally free of his foul shenanigans. You made your way back to civilization, and basked in the glory of your success (and the reward money).
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