| Ever since you were a child in the meager village of Deaf Chicken, you wanted to become a great Wizard and learn the great mysteries of the universe, such as whether the chicken or the deep-fryer came first. The answer turned out to not be very interesting, but by that time you were a Wizard anyway. Having heard many rumors about how Calamaria was being systematically sacked by a band of marauding kobolds (who had already looted and burned the villages of Pitlick, Mudhole, and Sudoku), and the ludicrous reward being offered for the bung of their leader, you decided it was finally time to put your mettle to the test. You weren't having any problems until you dropped your teddy bear in a cookie jar and couldn't get it back out. Wouldn't you know it, that was when the ents showed up. Fortunately, "giving up" isn't in your dictionary (probably because it's two words), so you persevered. You fought your way through countless thieves and lizardmen -- even a githyanki! But eventually you found the lair of the sinister Evil Warrior Baaaal, and were able to defeat him by knocking him into a gelatinous cube with a lucky critical hit. Bruised but successful, you made it back to the nearby city of Ov'reezy and claimed your reward.
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