| Ever since you were a child in the meager village of Mudhole, you wanted to become a great Wizard and learn the great mysteries of the universe, such as who invented the paperclip. The answer turned out to not be very interesting, but by that time you were a Wizard anyway. As luck would have it, you found yourself wandering through the sleepy village of Foobar just as the village people (you know, the construction worker, the cop, the Indian) were beset by the evil Sorcerer Slicestar, who had poisoned the town's boa constrictor population. Against your better judgment (and with the hope of fat loot to come), you agreed to try and bring the villain to justice. Everything was going great but then you wandered into a room totally full of hobos, plus a bugbear, which is weird because you would have figured they'd have killed each other. They made a pretty good attempt at killing you, though. Nevertheless, you fought your way through evil overlord's dungeon, dispatching tramps left and right, and finally arrived at the throne room of the Demon Witchlord Grunwold. After a long and dramatic battle, you plunged your brass knuckles into his solar plexus. The entire dungeon unexpectedly began to collapse as soon as the evil bimbo was dead, but you managed to escape with your life, and claimed your reward from the grateful people of Eggshire.
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