| You grew up the son of a midwife, but decided such a profession was lacking in excitement. After much hard training, (if you never run around in circles again, it'll be too soon) you finally became a mighty Fighter. In the fiefdom of Winklesbury, in the unpleasant-smelling backwater of Cabbagetown, you found an inn with cheap firewater and spent the night carousing. There, you heard a tale of the forgotten treasure of the Ruby Canyons, lost for ages during the time of the great cleansing. You decided to seek the treasure yourself, heedless of the literal mountain of skeletons of those who had tried before you. At first it was a real breeze, but you soon were confounded by a fiendish hurl-birds-at-pigs puzzle, and by the time you figured out to solve it, you were annoyed as an underfed dog. But all that drama couldn't stop you. You'd never given up on anything, not even your childhood quest to hose down all the marmoset in your hometown of Mudhole. So you kept going, right into the ironmongery of the evil Lawyer Viciousulna. Fortunately for you, he was out for lunch at the time, so you could grab some loot and get out before you got your bung handed to you.
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