| Inspired by the great deeds of your mother, Wheat Cain, you knew from an early age you wanted to be a Fighter. After a scant 6 years of training, you were finally ready to seek your fortune in the large, indifferent world. In the fiefdom of Bafflesbury, in the unpleasant-smelling backwater of Buttole, you found an inn with cheap jell-o shots and spent the night carousing. There, you heard a tale of the forgotten treasure of the Azure Woods, lost for ages during the time of the great famine. You decided to seek the treasure yourself, heedless of the literal mountain of skeletons of those who had tried before you. Everything was going great up until the part where you found yourself trapped between a cheese-grater and a spiked pit, with a bugbear bearing down upon you. That strawberry was pretty delicious, but it's didn't really make up for the damage to your calf. Bruised but unbroken, you readied your handaxe and marched forth into the darkness, where you were immediately captured by the Shadow Sorcerer Diabolico's army of cunning dire dwarves. They hauled you before their master, but got bored and wandered off during his long gloating speech. Seeing your chance, you pushed the evil has-been into his own vending machine, and escaped to claim your reward from the grateful people of Fandanzia.
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