| You grew up the son of a village idiot, but decided such a profession was lacking in excitement. After much hard training, (if you never jog again, it'll be too soon) you finally became a mighty Fighter. You rode into the city of Flansburgh, and met a shadowy stranger in a hooded cloak who was sitting in the corner of the local bar. He told you about the legendary Amber Duck of Farnsworthington, which is rumored to be hidden in an ancient pyramid near the village of Dumpington, and promised you a hefty fee if you could bring it to him. Figuring he wouldn't offer you the quest if it weren't level-appropriate, you readily agreed. It was pretty easy, but then you wandered into a room totally full of ents, plus a gazebo, which is weird because you would have figured they'd have killed each other. They made a pretty good attempt at killing you, though. Fortunately, "giving up" isn't in your dictionary (probably because it's two words), so you persevered. You fought your way through countless hobgoblins and ents -- even a rakshasa! But eventually you found the lair of the sinister Demon Barbarian Crushunder, and were able to defeat him by knocking him into a lava pool with a lucky critical hit. Bruised but successful, you made it back to the nearby city of Flansburgh and claimed your reward.
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