| After the entire village of Sudoku was murdered, including your niece and grandfather, you vowed to get your revenge. You became a mighty Fighter, albeit one who was easily distracted by sidequests. At the tiny tavern on the outskirts of the Village of Rusty Nail, you were trapped in a conversation with a man who had clearly had more than his fill of root beer. He told you about the great plague of eels that had beset the entire region of Flabbernathy, and of the rumor that the evil Wizard Badfella was the source of the unpleasantness. You resolved to find the villain and dispatch him, mostly to get the drunk guy to shut up. Everything was hunky-dory but then you wandered into a room totally full of orphans, plus a weretiger, which is weird because you would have figured they'd have killed each other. They made a pretty good attempt at killing you, though. However, you knew you'd never be a mighty adventurer if you let a little setback like that stop you, and damned if you were going to end up a stableboy in some crummy backwater like Dropseat or Sudoku. So you pressed onward until you discovered the lair of the Frost Giant Krampus, and after a long and dramatic battle you successfully put an end to his evil ways. And then you looted the hell out of his hideout.
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