| As a baby you were stolen from your parents by a band of bandits and raised in a dark and wild cave. They regarded you as one of their own, but the time came for you to make your own name as a professional Thief. As you wandered the back alleys of Whacking (and let's face it, most of that place is back alleys), a hand covered your mouth while a blade pushed gently at your ribs. You let yourself be dragged into a pitch-dark abandoned pig stable. A sultry female voice introduced herself as Tan Drake knife. She asked you to undertake a quest to recover an inkeeper's lost guinea pig, Norma. Reasoning it was the best quest you'd get until you leveled up a bit, you agreed to help. It was pretty easy, until you got attacked by more hobgoblins than you could handle. You were lucky to get out of there with your shoulder intact! Bruised but unbroken, you readied your bardiche and marched forth into the darkness, where you were immediately captured by the Dark Overlord Diabolicus's army of raven-haired lizardmen. They hauled you before their master, but got bored and wandered off during his long gloating speech. Seeing your chance, you pushed the evil wierdo into his own lava pool, and escaped to claim your reward from the grateful people of Ultraviolethawk.
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