You grew up on the fizzy streets of the great Diamond City, where contrary to popular belief, the streets are mainly paved with horse dung. Well, at least in your neighborhood. Small wonder you grew up to be a professional Thief.

You rode into the city of Lurkmoor, and met a shadowy stranger in a hooded cloak who was sitting in the corner of the local bar. He told you about the legendary Silver Tiger of Taintingham, which is rumored to be hidden in an ancient tower near the village of Hamlet, and promised you a hefty fee if you could bring it to him. Figuring he wouldn't offer you the quest if it weren't level-appropriate, you readily agreed.

It wasn't a thing but you soon were confounded by a fiendish rearranging of tiles with pictures of plumbing on them puzzle, and by the time you figured out to solve it, you were depressed as an underfed ferret.

However, you managed to overcome the odds (and your injuries), and after a lengthy crawl through a sewer infested with hobgoblins, you finally came upon the lair of the Evil Giant Skullbreeze, who was guarding the object of your quest. The evil fiend fell before your club, and the land was finally free of his foul shenanigans. You made your way back to civilization, and basked in the glory of your success (and the reward money).

Loot:contemptful key of forthrightness
pig-scented bastard sword of contemptful clairvoyance
invisible socks of mediocrity

Another!