| After your quiet hometown of Pittsburgh was attacked by lizardmen and, despite your young age, you were forced to take up arms to defend it, you decided that the life of a Fighter was the life you were looking for. It would be a long and difficult road, but it sure beat the heck out of being a milkmaid like your father wanted. One fateful day, you were strolling through the quiet village of Rusty Nail when you met the town serf. That worthy begged you to try and rescue the Grand Vizier's homely grandmother, who had been kidnapped by lizardmen. Having little to do except save the world from an evil sorcerer or whatever, you took the quest. You weren't having any problems until you got lost in a sewer -- all the walls looked exactly the same! You did find a sweet sack of doorknobs +1 in a lich's lair, though, and were able to intimidate some gnolls into telling you where their boss's hideout was. Right before they stabbed you in the giblets. Fortunately, "giving up" isn't in your dictionary (probably because it's two words), so you persevered. You fought your way through countless badgers and lizardmen -- even a hunter slaad! But eventually you found the lair of the sinister Dragon King Morgar, and were able to defeat him by knocking him into a iron maiden with a lucky critical hit. Bruised but successful, you made it back to the nearby city of Waxtoff and claimed your reward.
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