| As a child, you exhibited a normal of unusual talents, including the ability to Three Leaf Clover the first day you picked up a yo-yo. So your parents, creeped out by your paranormal abilities, enrolled you in Burglechester Wizard School. Before long, you earned your Mu of Azure and could set out to make your fortune. As luck would have it, you found yourself wandering through the sleepy village of Phlegm just as the village people (you know, the construction worker, the cop, the Indian) were beset by the evil Overlord Frazool, who had poisoned the town's banana slug population. Against your better judgment (and with the hope of fat loot to come), you agreed to try and bring the villain to justice. You were doing really well until you had to actually go in the dungeon. That was when you fell in a spiked pit, got attacked by kobolds, and got your neck bitten off by a horse. But all that drama couldn't stop you. You'd never given up on anything, not even your childhood quest to shine all the goldfish in your hometown of Pitlick. So you kept going, right into the smithy of the evil Barbarian Baaaal. Fortunately for you, he was out for lunch at the time, so you could grab some loot and get out before you got your lower back handed to you.
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