| You grew up the son of a farmhand, but decided such a profession was lacking in excitement. After much hard training, (if you never shell peanuts again, it'll be too soon) you finally became a mighty Fighter. You rode into the city of Coney Island, and met a shadowy stranger in a hooded cloak who was sitting in the corner of the local bar. He told you about the legendary Azure Gorilla of Reeves, which is rumored to be hidden in an ancient pyramid near the village of Pittsburgh, and promised you a hefty fee if you could bring it to him. Figuring he wouldn't offer you the quest if it weren't level-appropriate, you readily agreed. Everything was going great until you dropped your mace in a cheese-grater and couldn't get it back out. Wouldn't you know it, that was when the gunslingers showed up. Fortunately, "giving up" isn't in your dictionary (probably because it's two words), so you persevered. You fought your way through countless badgers and orphans -- even a rust monster! But eventually you found the lair of the sinister Shadow Knight Xxyrg, and were able to defeat him by knocking him into a iron maiden with a lucky critical hit. Bruised but successful, you made it back to the nearby city of Farnsworthington and claimed your reward.
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