| Ever since you were a child in the meager village of Deaf Chicken, you wanted to become a great Wizard and learn the great mysteries of the universe, such as why old sitcoms are never as good as you remember them being. The answer turned out to not be very interesting, but by that time you were a Wizard anyway. You rode into the city of Shuntington, and met a shadowy stranger in a hooded cloak who was sitting in the corner of the local bar. He told you about the legendary Amethyst Ferret of Flanders, which is rumored to be hidden in an ancient tower near the village of Cheddarwurst, and promised you a hefty fee if you could bring it to him. Figuring he wouldn't offer you the quest if it weren't level-appropriate, you readily agreed. It was pretty easy, until you had to actually go in the dungeon. That was when you fell in a cookie jar, got attacked by skeletons, and got your bung bitten off by a carrion crawler. However, you knew you'd never be a mighty adventurer if you let a little setback like that stop you, and damned if you were going to end up a blacksmith in some crummy backwater like Phlegm or Sto Lat. So you pressed onward until you discovered the lair of the Skull Lawyer Shreddog, and after a long and dramatic battle you successfully put an end to his evil ways. And then you looted the hell out of his hideout.
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