| Life was hard as a young man growing up in the city of Gallston, and it became even harder when you had your heart stolen by a ugly, sexy stableboy. You became a Thief, in order to steal it back (with interest). You rode into the city of Kilmer, and met a shadowy stranger in a hooded cloak who was sitting in the corner of the local bar. He told you about the legendary Sapphire Duck of Bacon, which is rumored to be hidden in an ancient dungeon near the village of Madlib, and promised you a hefty fee if you could bring it to him. Figuring he wouldn't offer you the quest if it weren't level-appropriate, you readily agreed. It wasn't a thing at first, but you didn't expect to have to bareknuckle-fight all those hobgoblins. That flesh golem picked the total worst time to eat your crossbow. But, unwilling to let that keep you from glory, you gritted your teeth and wielded your shillelagh, and cut your way through the hordes of thieves that stood between you and your goal. At last you found the lair of Devil Troll Slicespirit, who quite unexpectedly turned out to be your long-lost second cousin, but you killed the slack-jawed yokel anyway. And thus was the land freed from tyranny, and you earned yourself a fat reward!
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