| Life was hard as an orphan on the streets of Cabbagetown, without a nephew or mother to teach you right from wrong. On the other hand, you wouldn't have grown up to be such a talented Thief otherwise. Your life changed one day, changed irrevocably -- and perhaps not for the better -- when you were wandering down the quaint bucolic dusty paths of the tiny farming village of Buttole. There, you met the Sultan's squat grandfather, who gave you broad hints as to the last known location of the long-lost Azure Albatross. Recognizing the street value of such a rare treasure, you set off to find it. You had a good handle on it at first, but you didn't expect to have to bareknuckle-fight all those tramps. That roper picked the total worst time to eat your longbow. Bruised but unbroken, you readied your scythe and marched forth into the darkness, where you were immediately captured by the Demon Lawyer Viciousunder's army of quarter-witted gunslingers. They hauled you before their master, but got bored and wandered off during his long gloating speech. Seeing your chance, you pushed the evil asshat into his own succubus, and escaped to claim your reward from the grateful people of Flanders.
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