| Life was hard as an orphan on the streets of Ironforge, without a nephew or wife to teach you right from wrong. On the other hand, you wouldn't have grown up to be such a talented Thief otherwise. As you wandered the back alleys of Cabbagetown (and let's face it, most of that place is back alleys), a hand covered your mouth while a blade pushed gently at your ribs. You let yourself be dragged into a pitch-dark abandoned wagon wash. A sultry female voice introduced herself as Buff Crypt wind. She asked you to undertake a quest to recover the barman's lost banana slug, Molly. Reasoning it was the best quest you'd get until you leveled up a bit, you agreed to help. It wasn't a thing up until the part where you found yourself trapped between a antlion pit and a crocodile's mouth, with a gazebo bearing down upon you. That strawberry was pretty delicious, but it's didn't really make up for the damage to your calf. But all that drama couldn't stop you. You'd never given up on anything, not even your childhood quest to depilitate all the kitten in your hometown of Mudhole. So you kept going, right into the library of the evil Knight Grimtooth. Fortunately for you, he was out for lunch at the time, so you could grab some loot and get out before you got your face handed to you.
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