| As a child, you exhibited a normal of unusual talents, including the ability to Time Warp the first day you picked up a yo-yo. So your parents, creeped out by your paranormal abilities, enrolled you in Coralhawk Wizard School. Before long, you earned your Mu of Ruby and could set out to make your fortune. As luck would have it, as you were passing through the land of Stoatsford, you stopped at the inn in the quiet hamlet of Sto Lat, and heard the local town crier talking about the ancient dungeon that the town had (perhaps ill-advisedly) been built next to, and the fantastic Amber Idol of Evilthing that was purported to be hidden there. Without bothering to ask why nobody had managed to recover it already, you set out on your very first quest. It wasn't a thing but then you wandered into a room totally full of gunslingers, plus a hellhound, which is weird because you would have figured they'd have killed each other. They made a pretty good attempt at killing you, though. But, you put on your brave face, and made your way through the caverns and caves to where the Shadow Overlord Scabbreeze held court over his horde of serpent-tongued gunslingers, and with uncountable swings of your shiv (and a few well-placed attacks of opportunity), you finally slew the horrible asshat and rode back to town to claim your glory (and reward).
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