| After your quiet hometown of Cold Crick was attacked by accountants and, despite your young age, you were forced to take up arms to defend it, you decided that the life of a Fighter was the life you were looking for. It would be a long and difficult road, but it sure beat the heck out of being a milkmaid like your grandpa wanted. Your life changed one day, changed irrevocably -- and perhaps not for the better -- when you were wandering down the quaint bucolic dusty paths of the tiny farming village of Piehole. There, you met the town crier's drunken aunt, who gave you broad hints as to the last known location of the long-lost Emerald Monkey. Recognizing the street value of such a rare treasure, you set off to find it. There was no drama in the LBC until you got your elbow caught in a iron maiden and had to gnaw it off to escape. Fortunately, you don't need that to be a hero... but you will sort of miss it. But, unwilling to let that keep you from glory, you gritted your teeth and wielded your bardiche, and cut your way through the hordes of bandits that stood between you and your goal. At last you found the lair of Death Sorcerer Thornforbidden, who quite unexpectedly turned out to be your long-lost niece, but you killed the dweeb anyway. And thus was the land freed from tyranny, and you earned yourself a fat reward!
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