| Even though you were a raven-haired child, you always wanted to become a Fighter, like your father and his father before him. You got your wish when your hometown of Foobar was attacked by a horde of Death Eagles. You got your throat handed to you, but it cemented your desire to fight. As luck would have it, you found yourself wandering through the sleepy village of Spazmotic just as the village people (you know, the construction worker, the cop, the Indian) were beset by the evil Devil Lord Arc'klor, who had poisoned the town's hissing cockroach population. Against your better judgment (and with the hope of fat loot to come), you agreed to try and bring the villain to justice. You were rocking the house but then you wandered into a room totally full of hobos, plus a weretiger, which is weird because you would have figured they'd have killed each other. They made a pretty good attempt at killing you, though. Nevertheless, you fought your way through evil overlord's dungeon, dispatching skeletons left and right, and finally arrived at the throne room of the Fire Witchlord Shadowstar. After a long and dramatic battle, you plunged your longbow into his giblets. The entire dungeon unexpectedly began to collapse as soon as the evil scrub was dead, but you managed to escape with your life, and claimed your reward from the grateful people of Keaton.
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