| It was hard growing up as a cook's son in the tiny hamlet of Sto Lat, in the land of Ov'reezy. The other children mocked you because of your glasses and asthma, but you would have the last laugh when you grew up to be a mighty Wizard! (Which you did.) As luck would have it, you found yourself wandering through the sleepy village of Ironforge just as the village people (you know, the construction worker, the cop, the Indian) were beset by the evil Lawyer Xxyrg, who had poisoned the town's weasel population. Against your better judgment (and with the hope of fat loot to come), you agreed to try and bring the villain to justice. You weren't having any problems up until the part where you found yourself trapped between a swinging razor-sharp pendulum and a succubus, with a flesh golem bearing down upon you. That strawberry was pretty delicious, but it's didn't really make up for the damage to your shoulder. Fortunately, "giving up" isn't in your dictionary (probably because it's two words), so you persevered. You fought your way through countless dark elves and orphans -- even a roper! But eventually you found the lair of the sinister Demon Wizard Unpleasantor, and were able to defeat him by knocking him into a spiked pit with a lucky critical hit. Bruised but successful, you made it back to the nearby city of Claremont and claimed your reward.
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