| You grew up the son of a milkmaid, but decided such a profession was lacking in excitement. After much hard training, (if you never do cartwheels again, it'll be too soon) you finally became a mighty Fighter. You rode into the city of Phleberron, and met a shadowy stranger in a hooded cloak who was sitting in the corner of the local bar. He told you about the legendary Gold Polar bear of New Brunswick, which is rumored to be hidden in an ancient pyramid near the village of Pig-in-a-Poke, and promised you a hefty fee if you could bring it to him. Figuring he wouldn't offer you the quest if it weren't level-appropriate, you readily agreed. At first it was a real breeze, until you had to actually go in the dungeon. That was when you fell in a iron maiden, got attacked by thieves, and got your calf bitten off by a gazebo. Nevertheless, you fought your way through evil overlord's necropolis, dispatching barbarians left and right, and finally arrived at the throne room of the Blood Warlock Unpleasantor. After a long and dramatic battle, you plunged your halberd into his giblets. The entire dungeon unexpectedly began to collapse as soon as the evil idiot was dead, but you managed to escape with your life, and claimed your reward from the grateful people of Kilmer.
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