| As a child, you exhibited a normal of unusual talents, including the ability to Around the World the first day you picked up a yo-yo. So your parents, creeped out by your paranormal abilities, enrolled you in Blurstishire Wizard School. Before long, you earned your Delta of Topaz and could set out to make your fortune. You headed off into the wild wilderness of Hambonia in search of adventure, and upon your arrival at the great city of Brazzleton you heard a town crier shouting about how the the village idiot's half-witted half-brother had been kidnapped by lizardmen, and the massive reward for their rescue. Not wanting to get in the way of the plot railroad, you set out on your new quest. Everything was hunky-dory until you got your face caught in a lava pool and had to gnaw it off to escape. Fortunately, you don't need that to be a hero... but you will sort of miss it. Fortunately, "giving up" isn't in your dictionary (probably because it's two words), so you persevered. You fought your way through countless gunslingers and orcs -- even a hellhound! But eventually you found the lair of the sinister Frost Overlord Unpleasantor, and were able to defeat him by knocking him into a antlion pit with a lucky critical hit. Bruised but successful, you made it back to the nearby city of Bafflesbury and claimed your reward.
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