| After the entire village of Cabbagetown was murdered, including your wife and nephew, you vowed to get your revenge. You became a mighty Fighter, albeit one who was easily distracted by sidequests. Your life changed one day, changed irrevocably -- and perhaps not for the better -- when you were wandering down the quaint bucolic dusty paths of the tiny farming village of Madlib. There, you met a fisherman's tattooed niece, who gave you broad hints as to the last known location of the long-lost Topaz Boar. Recognizing the street value of such a rare treasure, you set off to find it. You had a good handle on it until you got your skull caught in a meat grinder and had to gnaw it off to escape. Fortunately, you don't need that to be a hero... but you will sort of miss it. However, you managed to overcome the odds (and your injuries), and after a lengthy crawl through a sewer infested with skeletons, you finally came upon the lair of the Demon Sorcerer Mephistor, who was guarding the object of your quest. The evil fiend fell before your flail, and the land was finally free of his foul shenanigans. You made your way back to civilization, and basked in the glory of your success (and the reward money).
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