| Due to a misunderstanding, your niece enrolled you in Glameroth Wizard School at a young age. (You were actually just interested in sawing ladies in half.) Still, you graduated with high marks, and set out on your first adventure as a full-fledged Wizard. As luck would have it, as you were passing through the land of Zevroozlchester, you stopped at the inn in the quiet hamlet of Klatch, and heard the local stableboy talking about the ancient ruin that the town had (perhaps ill-advisedly) been built next to, and the fantastic Silver Idol of Taloncat that was purported to be hidden there. Without bothering to ask why nobody had managed to recover it already, you set out on your very first quest. It was pretty easy, but then you wandered into a room totally full of orcs, plus a gazebo, which is weird because you would have figured they'd have killed each other. They made a pretty good attempt at killing you, though. But, you put on your brave face, and made your way through the caverns and caves to where the Dark Witchlord Hasslehoff held court over his horde of ugly barbarians, and with uncountable swings of your pike (and a few well-placed attacks of opportunity), you finally slew the horrible idiot and rode back to town to claim your glory (and reward).
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