| Lacking the patience to be a Mage and the brawn to be a Fighter, you decided to be the next best thing: a professional chef. Sadly, your recipe for sauteed pizza rolls was unappreciated by the plebes in your tiny hometown of Flytrap, so you became a professional Thief instead. As luck would have it, as you were passing through the land of Yarbleshire, you stopped at the inn in the quiet hamlet of Frog, and heard the local town crier talking about the ancient strip mall that the town had (perhaps ill-advisedly) been built next to, and the fantastic Amethyst Idol of Grunwold that was purported to be hidden there. Without bothering to ask why nobody had managed to recover it already, you set out on your very first quest. It was pretty easy, up until the part where you found yourself trapped between a meat grinder and a awkward conversation, with a liver slaad bearing down upon you. That strawberry was pretty delicious, but it's didn't really make up for the damage to your foot. Nevertheless, you fought your way through evil overlord's ruin, dispatching orphans left and right, and finally arrived at the throne room of the Terror Wizard Talonswift. After a long and dramatic battle, you plunged your club into his leg. The entire dungeon unexpectedly began to collapse as soon as the evil has-been was dead, but you managed to escape with your life, and claimed your reward from the grateful people of Routh.
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