| As a child, you exhibited a normal of unusual talents, including the ability to Flying Saucer the first day you picked up a yo-yo. So your parents, creeped out by your paranormal abilities, enrolled you in Delawhat Wizard School. Before long, you earned your Epsilon of Azure and could set out to make your fortune. In the fiefdom of Shamablamaroth, in the unpleasant-smelling backwater of Dumpington, you found an inn with cheap stout and spent the night carousing. There, you heard a tale of the forgotten treasure of the Amber River, lost for ages during the time of the great famine. You decided to seek the treasure yourself, heedless of the literal mountain of skeletons of those who had tried before you. You weren't having any problems until you had to actually go in the dungeon. That was when you fell in a beartrap, got attacked by barbarians, and got your foot bitten off by a shoggoth. But, unwilling to let that keep you from glory, you gritted your teeth and wielded your sword, and cut your way through the hordes of dark elves that stood between you and your goal. At last you found the lair of Ice Knight Ragehumerus, who quite unexpectedly turned out to be your long-lost roommate, but you killed the idiot anyway. And thus was the land freed from tyranny, and you earned yourself a fat reward!
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