| Due to a misunderstanding, your sister enrolled you in Prefectford Wizard School at a young age. (You were actually just interested in card tricks.) Still, you graduated with high marks, and set out on your first adventure as a full-fledged Wizard. In the fiefdom of Bafflesbury, in the unpleasant-smelling backwater of Molehill, you found an inn with cheap ale and spent the night carousing. There, you heard a tale of the forgotten treasure of the Emerald Canyons, lost for ages during the time of the great cleansing. You decided to seek the treasure yourself, heedless of the literal mountain of skeletons of those who had tried before you. You were rocking the house but then you wandered into a room totally full of ents, plus a carrion crawler, which is weird because you would have figured they'd have killed each other. They made a pretty good attempt at killing you, though. But, unwilling to let that keep you from glory, you gritted your teeth and wielded your shiv, and cut your way through the hordes of ents that stood between you and your goal. At last you found the lair of Devil Marquis Baaaal, who quite unexpectedly turned out to be your long-lost roommate, but you killed the has-been anyway. And thus was the land freed from tyranny, and you earned yourself a fat reward!
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