| As a child, you exhibited a normal of unusual talents, including the ability to Walk the Dog the first day you picked up a yo-yo. So your parents, creeped out by your paranormal abilities, enrolled you in Zevroozlchester Wizard School. Before long, you earned your Eta of Sapphire and could set out to make your fortune. You rode into the city of Keaton, and met a shadowy stranger in a hooded cloak who was sitting in the corner of the local bar. He told you about the legendary Gold Bat of Denimhawk, which is rumored to be hidden in an ancient dungeon near the village of Deaf Chicken, and promised you a hefty fee if you could bring it to him. Figuring he wouldn't offer you the quest if it weren't level-appropriate, you readily agreed. It was pretty easy, until you had to actually go in the dungeon. That was when you fell in a antlion pit, got attacked by lizardmen, and got your throat bitten off by a hellhound. Nevertheless, you fought your way through evil overlord's tower, dispatching gypsies left and right, and finally arrived at the throne room of the Grim Marquis Badfella. After a long and dramatic battle, you plunged your mace into his knee. The entire dungeon unexpectedly began to collapse as soon as the evil lunatic was dead, but you managed to escape with your life, and claimed your reward from the grateful people of Farnsworthington.
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