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Whenever you don't understand something a co-worker says to you,
try
cocking your head to one side and whimpering. Chances are,
they'll think
this is cute enough to forget for a moment what a shiftless
imbecile you are.
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When chatting to your co-workers about what you'd like to do to
that hottie down
in Human Resources, please try to avoid strenuous humping
gestures, as lower back
injuries may result.
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If you're nearsighted and Asian, you will never learn how
to
properly do the Macarena. Please stop trying.
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When playfully snapping a female co-worker's bra, make sure you
grab
in the right spot. It's not funny if it takes more than one try.
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Even though none of your co-workers like you because of your
hideously deformed
right hand, try to foster a sense of camaraderie by frequently
"giving
yourself five."
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